>oh my god is that...

>oh my god is that... is that a civilian wearing BDUs? Hey, soldier boy, where did you serve? huh? what unit were you with? what was your MOS? what was your rank? who was your first sergeant???? let me see your DD-214!! STOLEN VALOR!!! I DIDNT WATCH MY BROTHERS DIE FACE DOWN IN THAT UNIFORM SO YOU COULD GET THE MILITARY DISCOUNT AT STARBUCKS!!!!!

i seriously hope none of you guys are like this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick ya mudda

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For once, I aggree.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just wanna wear my flecktarn, please calm down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You lack reading comprehension

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say that. Never served though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. i'm not part of the problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chaotic evil

      I wear a generals uniform and I go around getting free food from places. I don't understand the patches and stars and stuff I think it's a marine core uniform and some of the patches are army ones I had my mom sew them on I told her it's for airsoft and it's also got those tassle things and I have a hat with it too, my mom thinks it's a bit odd because she usually sees the other guys I play airsoft with in camo but I tell her we have a base and I run it like a general guy.

      Whenever someone confronts me and begins to talk I immediately start filming them and accuse them of being a pedophile. I always have my phone ready in my hand and I double tap the power button when someone starts to talk to me and if they start asking me army questions or whatever I start recording and say
      >"NO NO REPEAT THAT AGAIN YOU SAID YOU LIKE THE WAY THAT LITTLE GIRL LOOKS??? YOU A PEDOPHILE BRO YOU A FRICKING PEDOPHILE??? YOU LOOKING AT THAT WOMANS KID????"
      Nobody ever continues to grill me and I just get free food lmao.

      chaotic good

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wear a generals uniform and I go around getting free food from places. I don't understand the patches and stars and stuff I think it's a marine core uniform and some of the patches are army ones I had my mom sew them on I told her it's for airsoft and it's also got those tassle things and I have a hat with it too, my mom thinks it's a bit odd because she usually sees the other guys I play airsoft with in camo but I tell her we have a base and I run it like a general guy.

    Whenever someone confronts me and begins to talk I immediately start filming them and accuse them of being a pedophile. I always have my phone ready in my hand and I double tap the power button when someone starts to talk to me and if they start asking me army questions or whatever I start recording and say
    >"NO NO REPEAT THAT AGAIN YOU SAID YOU LIKE THE WAY THAT LITTLE GIRL LOOKS??? YOU A PEDOPHILE BRO YOU A FRICKING PEDOPHILE??? YOU LOOKING AT THAT WOMANS KID????"
    Nobody ever continues to grill me and I just get free food lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone clapped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your service i salute you brother hoorah get some

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my mom thinks it's a bit odd because she usually sees the other guys I play airsoft with in camo but I tell her we have a base and I run it like a general guy.
      This is so fricking autisticly detailed that I unironically believe you do this, good post.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      finally a good post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King shit anon, you can have my valor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service, general. Keep fighting the good fight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your service brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Earned valor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys troon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What an absolute Chad. Tank u 4 ur cervix marin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please steal my valor and my girlfriend ur so cool.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to wear milsurp until I realized its all baggy and makes you look like a sperg, the true PrepHole camo is civilian fashion cut military jackets/pants and vintage hunting camo patterns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the tyranny of slim fit is over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm actually close to underweight

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friends and I went to play pool once at the usual place and one of them wore a hat with Ranger on it. He's not a Ranger, but supports them and thinks they're cool. Whatever. I was in the infantry, tabbed, and on leave. Some dude comes over and starts giving him heat for wearing it and my buddy explains it and he's still busting a vein and Karening out. Turns out he was some radar tech in the Navy who had friends with good enough sense to pull him back when I told him to frick off.

    Anyway, one piece of camo clothing is fine in an outfit with otherwise solid color clothing. Don't mix it with other camo or patterned clothing. Doesn't look good.

    Also, wear what the frick you want.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have both of my Dad’s fatigue tops he was issued in ‘nam. One I have stored away with his and my Grandfathers dogtags, and the other is hanging in my closet. Its non-camo green with his name patch, 1st cav patch and some other small patches. Im in decent shape and it fits me like a nice slim-fit button up. Actually looks good with jeans. Ive never worn it out of the house because I live in a military heavy town and dont want to get my ass kicked by a Seal in front of my kids, but since its my Dad’s actual uni, I dont know if I would get a pass. Sucks because it actually makes for a good looking outfit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ive never worn it out of the house because I live in a military heavy town and dont want to get my ass kicked by a Seal in front of my kids
      I know some vets get super moronic about stuff like this, but I can almost guarentee that noone is gonna care if you just wear an old OD green field shirt. Honestly the only shit I see vets get protective over is new-ish shit like marpat, and you'll only attract tbe stolen valour guys if you go full hog and are dressed like a grunt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to wear my cousin's marpat jacket around and I had some asshats give me shit for it, three times that I recall. Each time I just told them that no, I never served, and asked them about their own service. All three times they were Marine recruits, either just out of bootcamp or just signed their papers. I miss that jacket, it was comfy.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wear a Bundeswehr flecktarn parka everyday and this has never happened to me

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's only cringe if you wear ranks and patches.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>oh my god is that... is that a civilian wearing BDUs?
    >you look fricking moronic dude

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