Nuclear option???

What nuclear weapons could be stored so close to the border?
What capabilities Ukraine can get if they succeed in this operation?
Could even anything be there in the first place?
Are there historic precedents of country becoming a nuclear power via the gypsiean means?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RUSH NUKES

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke Belgorod! Only based option, it's full of vatniks and unusable land

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be really funny if Ukraine actually gained access to a Nuke during this war

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be the single largest victory in recorded history

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be the single largest victory in recorded history

      Just owning a nuke and actually being able to perform a nuclear strike are very different things

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Them taking a non functional nuke is even funnier

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      <<This twisted game needs reset>>

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        <<We'll start over from "Zero" with this V2 and entrust the future to the next generation.>>

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly, none whatsoever. They will open the bunkers with bated breath, but a brief inspection of the "weapons" stored at this facility will soon reveal them to be completely non-functional.

    You know, like the other ones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's where russians decided to store the orb of pisskey and ukies decided to get their hold back onto it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't matter, Russia will never reveal that they don't work so Ukraine has the option of claiming to have functional nukes if they want to.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick around and learn how you talk and then youwill see

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >village storage of nuclear weapons
    Is this a common feature in Russian villages?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the border, yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they had modernized BUKs stored in Donbabwean sheds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they are kept among the serfs far from important people of moscow and st peter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most nuclear silos are in the middle of nowhere anon.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Ukraine would be stupid enough to throw away all of the goodwill they've built up by actually using a nuke

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But having that card in their deck is extremely valuable nonetheless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe not using, but promising to use. I wonder how all morons screaming "GIVE RUSSIA EVERYTHING THEY WANT BECAUSE THEY HAVE NUKES AND IM SCARED" will talk now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i don't even know how the allies would react to them stealing the nukes for deterrence let alone use the damn thing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i don't even know how the allies would react to them stealing the nukes
        Laughter I guess.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait ... you're saying that we can laugh even harder than we are already?

          I'm going to have to get a better medical insurance policy I want to live long enough to see the end of this timeline.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Capture nuke
        >Give it to NATO
        Win win

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how to break this to you, but NATO already had nukes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Ukraine isn't a nuclear state, the disarmament was witnessed and confirmed by international observers. We have nothing to do with whatever nuclear accident happened in Russia, you know how shitty their maintenance is it was bound to happen eventually. Isotopic examination of the fallout proves that the nuclear material came from Russian reactors, our hands are clean and we hope no civilians were injured.
      Russia would be wise to cease their expensive, aggressive war and focus their limited funding on maintaining their unstable nuclear arsenal, who knows how many more horrible accidents could happen in major Russian cities until they do?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Isotopic examination of the fallout proves that the nuclear material came from Russian reactors
        this is the most hilarious part, if this shit about them still having tactical nuclear artillery was true, the russian separatists could probably get away with putting one smack dab in the middle of belgorod as basically nobody outside of intelligence officials or nuclear autists would even know that's still a thing, let alone located that close to the border.
        it's like if someone suddenly began to randomly shoot police in your area, then someone told you they thought it was your neighbor doing it. you never thought your neighbor was a violent person, let alone that he had 12 rifles in his basement and was a bloodthirsty murderer, and you're not likely to believe it even if you see the cops hauling him out the next day. the narrative of "those ukrainians stole our own nukes and used them on us" is so comically outlandish nobody will believe it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't use a nuke you stole, unless you intend to use it as a dirty bomb.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't use a nuke you stole
        you just have to Black personrig the explosives

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not going to get the timings right unless you are an actual professional. The best they could even hope for is a partial detonation that spreads the majority of the fissile material around.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure if Ukraine actually captured a nuke and wanted to use it they have physicists and engineers that can do it? Especially considering that just iver 30 years ago Ukraine was a part of the Soviet Union where the nukes were made.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, they've been maintaining russian nukes even post-2014. As in Russia doesn't have the technological capability to do so. Ukies do.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unless you are an actual professional

            Reminder that a sizeable portion of soviet nuclear technicians and scientists were ukrainian. In fact, Ukrainians actually kept being hired by the Russians to maintain their nukes up until 2014.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hard part of making a nuke is getting the fissile material and shaping the explosive lenses, in the modern day the electronics controlling the detonation are pretty trivially simple. Could easily capture, disassemble, rebuild.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are now aware the Ukraine used to produce, use and/or service several Soviet/Russian nuclear delivery platforms.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dirty bomb in the center of Moscow or Piter sounds pretty appealing. And you won't ever prove it was me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't use a nuke you stole
        I think you overestimate the complexity and competence of any controls russia would have on their tactical warheads.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That book
          Nightmare fuel, is what that is.

          "So what's the chance one of these goes off on accident? Like a full-scale detonation."
          "Well, if we keep handling them, loading, unloading, transporting, etc. over the next 50 years.... For an H-bomb, about 1 in 20."
          "And a garden-variety A-bomb?"
          "Just about a hundred percent."

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That book
          Nightmare fuel, is what that is.

          "So what's the chance one of these goes off on accident? Like a full-scale detonation."
          "Well, if we keep handling them, loading, unloading, transporting, etc. over the next 50 years.... For an H-bomb, about 1 in 20."
          "And a garden-variety A-bomb?"
          "Just about a hundred percent."

          Looks intriguing. Is there a download for this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you think they'd use the nuke? They had to disarm themselves and it caused them to be invaded so it stands to reason if they keep nukes on them now Putin starts getting worried and it gives them leverage to get Russia to go away. Even if they don't touch the nukes outside of rolling them into Ukraine it sends a message that they now have them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Ukraine isn't a nuclear state, the disarmament was witnessed and confirmed by international observers. We have nothing to do with whatever nuclear accident happened in Russia, you know how shitty their maintenance is it was bound to happen eventually. Isotopic examination of the fallout proves that the nuclear material came from Russian reactors, our hands are clean and we hope no civilians were injured.
      Russia would be wise to cease their expensive, aggressive war and focus their limited funding on maintaining their unstable nuclear arsenal, who knows how many more horrible accidents could happen in major Russian cities until they do?

      You can't use a nuke you stole, unless you intend to use it as a dirty bomb.

      They don't want to use the nuke. The Ukrainians have conscripted Romanian volunteers into a special force with the Objective of stealing every Nuclear weapon in Russia, so that NATO can rush Moscow without issues while China and Japan reclaim their lost territories.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also, guys, consider the following :
    > ukraine captures functioning nuclear shell
    > Black person rigs it to sneed shadow
    > nukes the frick out of crimean bridge or some russian nuclear facility or even fricking kremlin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LIVE AZOV REACTION

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >russian rebels get their hands on a nuke
      Moscow is gonna blow, I'm willing to bet money on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nukes the frick out of crimean bridge
      Ukraine isn't Belka in this war

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And these aren't Ukrainians.
        The Free Russian Legion will restore the honor of The Motherland.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >functioning
      That'll be the hardest part of the operation considering the state of everything else in the russian inventory.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      LET THE WORLD MOCK US ALL
      ITS HOW IT SHOULD END

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You now remember that Russia pulled guards in charge of protecting the nukes to send more troops to Ukraine

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is no fricking way that nukes are there , and if there are there is no fricking way ukraine manages to capture one , and even if then they won t use it as nuclear blackmail to end the war a day later .
    this is not a fricking manga guys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is not a fricking manga guys
      manga characters also say this all the time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or is it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anime Prighozin? Post more if you have it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > they won t use it as nuclear blackmail to end the war a day later
      I agree, see

      Also, guys, consider the following :
      > ukraine captures functioning nuclear shell
      > Black person rigs it to sneed shadow
      > nukes the frick out of crimean bridge or some russian nuclear facility or even fricking kremlin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is not a fricking manga guys
      My dude, we're just starting the arc where the Vlasov Army comes back from the dead and begins liberating Russia from soviet glowBlack folk. Anything is possible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no fricking way ukraine manages to capture one
      Dudeanon, there is a small convey of Ukrainian farm equipment en route as we speak, manned by Gypsies seeking scrap metal.

      Yeah. Fricking way.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spicy scrap metal that makes the guy in yellow rubber hazmat suit look somewhat concerned.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is not a fricking manga guys
      Exactly, fiction has to make sense and be believable, reality is not limited by such constraints.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia doesn't actually have functioning nuclear weapons. They're safe.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blow out my birthday candles
    >see this
    truly a gift from god

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      happy birthday anon!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      happy birthday, anon!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You picked a helluva wish.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >National-level storage facilities
    >Belgorod-22 Object 1150, Golovchino 25624 - 50°33'47"N 35°44'9"E
    >Associated with:
    >Morozovsk, Unit 55796 (AF: tactical aviation)
    >Novorossiysk, Unit 52522 (N: Black Sea Fleet)

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    chances of nukes being still stored there are increasing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do it, you mad lads, capture the lot and come back home

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't belive it but I want it to be true.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        same. I wonder if any of it is actually true anot not a psy-op of a nuclear scale. Still most fun I've had on months.
        t. ukie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not only did they not remove all their nuclear weapons from an active warzone, they brought in more

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lose Bakhmut
      >Gain Tactical nuke.

      SON OF A BEETCH
      They will technically end this war in one move

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The longer this goes on the more it becomes like a videogame or action movie plot.

        And it is really fricking hard to remain prefessional and somber about the whole thing.
        All those stories about the 2nd Pacifi Fleet etc suddenly start to make sense.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a storage for tactical nukes, I think

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, see

      Also, guys, consider the following :
      > ukraine captures functioning nuclear shell
      > Black person rigs it to sneed shadow
      > nukes the frick out of crimean bridge or some russian nuclear facility or even fricking kremlin

      even if they capture nothing but cruise missiles, it's a huge win

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pyfw the Free Belgorod Republic becomes a nuclear power nation on its first day of existance

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      ace combat is becoming real

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HO-LEE-SHIT
    turns out, nukes actually were stored there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The nukes were actually still there.

      Someone's gonna fall out of a window for this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >potential to go from wunderwaffen to atomwaffen in a single day
      just do it™

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyebrow status ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      See
      Even vatniks aren't moronic enough to let one of their nukes get captured. If Ukrainian forces get anywhere near where a nuke is being kept or Russia even suspects they might have SF in the area that shit is getting moved.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...
        Anon, I...
        The mind-blowing incompetence we have seen so far is only the tip of the shitburg.
        Google Project Sapphire.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, they already took that base. We'll know if it had nukes in a few hours

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both parties have incentives to deny Ukraine's capture of nukes.
        Russia wants to save face and would deny it even if ukies livestream their operation "cheeky snatch". Just like thry do with everything else.
        Ukraine, on the other hand, has incentives to keep strategic ambiguity about the situation : "we don't have nukes bt we'll use em if we need to"
        Also, do you think they always keep vehicles there, prepared for emergency evacuation? Do you think they can successfully do everything in a span of couple hours, even before monke got notified? Do you trust them not to paint capture of nukes as "evacuation"?
        Think carefully, moskva initially didn't sank too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupidity of this magnitude should just collapse and form a stupidity singularity.

      I just don't know anymore, man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's what we're witnessing. There's some sort of spacetime distortion around the area of the SMO that ensures that the stupidest course of events always happens.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nukes probably don't work but you could still make a dirty bomb out of them.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the east
    >...Destroyed our culture
    >...Our economies...
    >Our honor.
    >Our blood has been spilled on our soil.
    >My blood... On their hands.
    >They are the invaders
    >All Putinist and Kadyrovite forces will leave Russia immediately
    >...Or suffer the consequences...

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you really think they know where their nukes are

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russian roulette with nukes.
      Is the rocket nuclear or nothing? Even we don't know!

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If 'Object 1150' was about to be compromised, do you think remaining security forces would martyr themselves and detonate a nuke on site to prevent anything from getting captured?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would vatniks disregard self-preservation
      lol
      lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >russian soldiers an-heroing themselves
        You're right, that never happens.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Ukraine just make their own nuke? Surely they are a latent nuclear power.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear artillery shells

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_artillery
      >At the end of the Cold War, Russia followed the United States lead and deactivated its nuclear artillery units in 1993. By 2000, Russia reported that nearly all nuclear artillery shells and missile warheads had been destroyed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suspect the word "nearly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably, it would be naïve to think they would completely dismantle every single shell
          but also do you trust the random telegram post that says 'according to my information' to be a better source?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah telegram is 100% a better source than any bullshit ass thing a Russian official has ever said

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              the best source is always inverting official Russian sources
              and uh
              i am not encouraged by the results currently

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, lovely.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know the nuke thing is probably BS but I fully intend to have a wet dream tonight where Russian anti-Putinists donate a nuclear weapon inside Moscow next week.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    steal 10 nukes, give 1 to uncle sam to take apart at Los Alamos or Oak Ridge. Recieve 100 bn in gibs for a functional ruskie nuke bounty. get freedoms.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 Nukes, Only 2 works
      If they manage to pull that off.
      Russia Gonna be tha lauging stock of the world for the next 100 years in military strength
      Nobody will take them serious anymore

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to some ukies
    There were some explosion at the Russian Base with the tactical Nuke.
    But according to their intelligence there are no nuke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to support the work that I'm doing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was shelling aroudn that whole area moron

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any nukes the Ukies do recover will be handed over to US/NATO glowies pretty much at gunpoint

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