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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inert
      Gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CAUSE YOU'RE A ROCKETTTT MANNNNNNN BURNING HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legalize nuclear weapons

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No warhead so not really a big deal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so if it's just a frickin rocket then why are those homosexuals seizing it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't seize it, they left it with the guy once they realized it was inert.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so if it's just a frickin rocket then why are those homosexuals seizing it

      I'd still be pretty sketched out and probably end up calling for professional help myself if I found that thing, even if it were clearly missing the warhead. It's in rough enough shape that any markings clearly indicating that it's inert are long gone and my big concern would be the fuel, I know enough about early missiles to know that some of them used extremely nasty hypergolic propellants and I want no part of that shit whatsoever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the motor's a solid but that's still a shitload of perchlorate barely held together by some dry-rotted old rubber

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are a gigantic homosexual

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shall not be infringed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well regulated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately it isn't in working order.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >well
        well
        >regulated
        equipped and trained
        >militia
        every able bodied man between 17-45

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The militia has to be well regulated (aka similar to a regular military force), but you don't have to be in a militia because it's the right of the people, not the right of the militia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Irrelevant anyway, the necessity of a well-regulated militia is only the justification for the need to protect the right to bear arms, not a prerequisite to bear arms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Natural rights
        Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >well regulated
        You're right it's not in working order. This should be fixed immediately. Get that man a warhead, RFNA, and some hydrazine immediately, the nuclear air-air rocket must fly again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guaranteed replies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this dick will be well regulated into your mouth homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Part of me wants to see someone attempt to invade the continental US just for the inevitable legal battle after some hillbilly picks up an abandooned tank or IFV.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHALL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PASS

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who got donnie darko'd?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay movie, as shit as Boondock Saints

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like this is gonna happen a lot as old boomer MIC engineers start dying out and the kids liquidate their shit. Missiles in the garage, skunkwork blueprints in a file cabinet in the basement. It's going to be interesting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm praying to find a Saddam star wars helmet in one of these estate sales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how the Arrow's blueprints were found. The guy who was tasked to burn them kept them in his basement instead and his daughter found them after he died IIRC.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao
        >I'm sure if I upload these online everyone can enjoy them!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          warthunder forums will be lit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair most war thunder leaks are just dudes buying old manuals and uploading them
            Granted they're not fricking supposed to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which Arrow?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Leaf one. AKA Avro Arrow, AKA CF-105.

          Lmao
          >I'm sure if I upload these online everyone can enjoy them!

          They are exposed at a place named after the guy who ordered the plane cancelled and shredded. Don't know why they are not scanned in the highest resolution possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody underestimates how badass the boomers were as a generation of engineers.
      >You want to put a warhead in a 30y circle from the other side of the planet?
      >And you want to fit nine of them on a missile?
      >And it needs to vaporize a city?
      >And we only just barely invented transistorized electronics?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the bulk of those engineers were boomers' parents or the generation in between (greatest or silent gen), though, while boomers were still in school or in junior positions. I know a few, my mom's older brother was born before the war and became a telecom engineer who, at the end of his career, was one of the main guys to set up internet and cell phone service on what's now Verizon, and my next door neighbor is around the same age and was a Skunk Works engineer who worked on the F-117 among other things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the bulk of those engineers were boomers' parents or the generation in between (greatest or silent gen), though, while boomers were still in school or in junior positions. I know a few, my mom's older brother was born before the war and became a telecom engineer who, at the end of his career, was one of the main guys to set up internet and cell phone service on what's now Verizon, and my next door neighbor is around the same age and was a Skunk Works engineer who worked on the F-117 among other things.

        yeah, it's not the boomers, it's their parents/grandparents that invented all the coolest cold war tech. Greatest/Silent Generation, survived a world war or two and decided, frick it, if there's gonna be a third one, we might as well make sure EVERYONE dies this time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >survived
          WW2 was harsh for european continental, steppe monkey and asiatic populations. Burger and anglo total casualties from the west front and pacific barely even register as a couple of eastern front major battles or x massacre in the far east. Said "survivors" were also the one mainly doing most of the post war engineering work while the dysgenic effects of the war and the hardline imperial regimes driving them effected noticeably the brainpower of both germany, japan and vatnik union post war

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that a Vulcan on top of a fricking Prius?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that a car on a fricking dirt road?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            looks like isis in 2050

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that a Vulcan on top of a fricking Prius?

            This is the closest a Prius has ever been to being cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boomers were still in school and the oldest wouldn't have finished uni when these things were being designed
        boomers were always leech towards the work of other generations

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was at an estate sale for a guy that worked at raytheon. There was a bunch of 80s cold war stuff including a nosecone for a patriot, some fuel or hydraulic fluid manifold, a bunch of books and old software, a fricking machine, and three large plastic totes full of assorted enormous dildos

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a fricking machine
        wait, what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was the fricking machine male or female oriented?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a fricking machine
        What kind of machine?
        >and three large plastic totes full of assorted enormous dildos
        OH

        would've bought the old software though, some of that stuff is rare

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reciprocating dildo mount, nothing fancy
          The old software was nothing interesting otherwise I would have probably bought or remembered it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The old software was nothing interesting
            Sad
            I have an interest in that sort of thing

            Some old engineer had a bunch of old NASA computers in his basement and data, but it was rotten by the time he passed away and his wife tried to get rid of them. There was an article about it.
            I've also seen old missile computers/mainframes on ebay before that some guy from DC was selling. Honestly nothing useful or fun without all the equipment to properly use it though, and too expensive for me to buy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No I promise by old software I mean extremely common stuff like MS works 97 and stuff that's already archived

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I have an interest in that sort of thing
              My dad has some internal IBM redbooks from when they were building an OS in Smalltalk. I'll see if I can get ahold of them and share them on PrepHole sometime.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Boeing was the only aviation company that employed size queens

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you horsing around?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An old friend of mine is an insurance adjuster who specializes in home claims, so she's seen a lot of weird shit, but her favorite story was a little old lady whose house burned down, seemed completely normal until she submitted claims with receipts and everything for like half a million dollars worth of solid gold (or plated idk) israeliteel-encrusted dildos all made by some weird artist who specializes in them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well did you buy that machine for yourself?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have an ejection seat from an F-4 that my dad managed to get his hands on in the '90s. (Ignore the cushion, that's something I just threw together from scrap in an attempt to make the seat usable for a sim wienerpit I never ended up building.)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in an attempt to make the seat usable for a sim wienerpit
        Your sim wienerpit needed a working ejector seat?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Your sim wienerpit needed a working ejector seat?
          You would be amazed at the autistic lengths a simmer would go to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is pretty much what I'm doing with my grandfather, but nobody wants 551A1s of radioactive photodeveloper because it's actually radioactive. Also his house is insulated with asbestos, covered in lead paint and has no grounded outlets. Grandma didn't like electricity so all the lights are 8w candlebras. Legally, my house has enough hazardous waste buried under the pool to be considered a Treatment, Storage, and Disposal Facility. I keep all of the radioactive metal shavings in coffee cans of sand (also radioactive, but less so) surrounded by the non-radioactive coffee cans behind all his deer antlers. I got about 500, each, and I don't know what to do with it all.

      I already got rid of his gun collection in texas since people there will actually pay cash for broken, rusty machine guns and stolen/rejected incendiary rounds which I had buckets of. I don't even know where I could legally get rid of that shit because I think even just having one is a felony, and he didn't even shoot them just unloaded them for the powder (grandpa grew up poor and hand loads only).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please share pics of all this, the coffee can thing sounds neat, the glowing green 551A1 too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people there will actually pay cash for broken, rusty machine guns
        Receiver is all that matters. With that intact, you can make a legal machine gun. I hope you sold them for a pretty penny or two.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >radioactive 551a1
        That's some fuggin Fallout shit right there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you dare hand any of that shit to the Feds!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally walked it up to the local police dept, they sent out officers and the cop was like "nope not my problem" and local mexicans don't like the smell so they won't touch it either. Which is how I ended up having to drive 23 hours to fricking texas to get rid of all this shit

          it's not the radioactive stuff that worries me because it's all low level stuff, but the coffee can collection because the stuff in there is probably reactive which is why it's bottled in the way it is. I also don't have the balls to open it with a can opener and I know at least some of it is rejected gunpowder, like actual reject powder from an armorer's room. It just sits inside my lead paint collection and I guess it's gonna sit there for another 50 years or when the house burns .. this is gonna be a pretty nasty fire btw. Grandpa had a lot more of this stuff at his actual childhood home, along with his father's explosives pile (they were miners), all of which burned/exploded/melted in a forest fire. Despite the state sending inspectors, they still can't figure out what sort of chemicals were in there just that it was bad and we should file with the EPA to make it a superfund site. The EPA told us to go to hell too since it's only a residential address, and not even a valid one since the post office never served his town. There's shit like that all over northern california.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny story i have what may be the only copies of some private documents regarding several WWII era US tank projects from my great grandfather's records that my grandfather preserved including several memoranda regarding multiple WWII era tank projects including the T20, T29/T34 and one memo that references the T28 but doesnt discuss it in detail. He worked on multiple experimental tank projects during the war because he was an expert on contemporary welding techniques. Sadly he got nagged to death by a b***h of a wife while my grandpa was serving in immediate postwar europe. He was the radio operator on a plane that escorted Eisenhower immediately prior to his presidency.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post them!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you not posting this to the war thunder forums

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not scan them? all those docs are ancient and may well wither away in the next 20 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit like this is gonna happen a lot as old boomer MIC engineers start dying out and the kids liquidate their shit.
      My dad is sort of one of these guys as a subcontractor for engineering all kinds of shit. I went a different direction and wrote for tech magazines and went back to the family business and now I'm writing up and archiving 40 years of these projects for the web, basically creating a Wired magazine-tier section for his company to juice it a bit. It's good for the firm but it's for posterity as well. Navy projects. ICBM stuff. But what we can actually put out there that's not top secret. Frankly, they just needed to know whether the specific board that would test the thing would work. Not a bad gig. Him and his crew designed one of the sights that killed the pirates who kidnapped Captain Phillips. I haven't written about that one yet -- have to interview some engineers and make sure they can talk about it.

      [...]
      yeah, it's not the boomers, it's their parents/grandparents that invented all the coolest cold war tech. Greatest/Silent Generation, survived a world war or two and decided, frick it, if there's gonna be a third one, we might as well make sure EVERYONE dies this time.

      >yeah, it's not the boomers, it's their parents/grandparents that invented all the coolest cold war tech.
      I don't think it's either but a subset of crazy geeks and the boomers have plenty of those. There are different kinds of boomers. My last boomer neighbor was a complete slug who didn't invest his money wisely and now he's pickled his brain with redpilled conspiracy theories.

      https://i.imgur.com/EG7k5rq.jpg

      It happens. The amount of really interesting stuff that old men have hidden in their garage is astounding. A handful of years back, our unit got a call for an MGR-1 Honest John in a field. Farmer bought it from Fort Campbell's nuclear training unit (full up, but inert rocket with launch trailer) when it got surplussed to scrap the gold wire in it. They were building a housing development on the lot next to his field and the builders had some concerns.

      You get all sorts of stuff. Lots of grenades, lots of UXO, a LOT of pyrotechnics. Once found a gallon ziplock of M80 Artillery Simulators (the basis of the M80 firework). That was kind of like finding a baggie of pure, totally uncut, pre-fent heroin, which was pretty neat. Have also run a call where a guy had a live 81mm mortar rolling around the trunk of his Volvo for 30 years before calling the cops to take care of it. Found a Richmond Foundry Co (RFX) production MkII grenade that was originally painted totally yellow before being painted green, which was an ongoing debate over whether such an item ever existed on ordnance collector forums.
      t.EOD

      >A handful of years back, our unit got a call for an MGR-1 Honest John in a field.
      Nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truefax. I saw a bunch of photographs at a friend's house as well as blueprints and film from the Martin Marietta. All old stuff but probably still classified. My friend got it from the kids or cousins. They told him to throw it all away, didn't happen

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based
    reminds me of that german pensioner that had a flak 88 and a u-boot torpedo in his basement

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is just from a more based universe with recreational nukes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why were the police called? It's not like it's illegal to have an innert missile. A towing company near me has a fricking Polaris missile as a yard ornament, and this is commiefornia.
    He also has a Polish Mig-15 2 seater, a couple varieties of British scorpion tanks, a US and German halftrack from WW2 and a bunch of other armored stuff I can't identify all just hanging out in the yard in front of his business office.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind your average person is criminally ignorant about weapons and wouldn’t understand that this is inert and absolutely harmless. They think “weapon”, automatically freak out and cry to the government. These boomers dying off do an absolutely terrible job preparing their kids to inherit what they’ve kept around. I can’t imagine the amount of valuable and historical items surrendered to the police because some urbanite scum inherited something he didn’t understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind your average person is criminally ignorant about weapons and wouldn’t understand that this is inert and absolutely harmless. They think “weapon”, automatically freak out and cry to the government. These boomers dying off do an absolutely terrible job preparing their kids to inherit what they’ve kept around. I can’t imagine the amount of valuable and historical items surrendered to the police because some urbanite scum inherited something he didn’t understand

      Because they were dealing with an unknown, potentially live missile in an unknown state of repair?
      >Be random museum guy
      >Phone rings
      >Heya, do ya want a xboxhueg missile? Found it in my dead neighbours garage.
      >Concern.jpg
      >Do you know if it's live? Or fuelled?
      >No idea, but I can stick it in the back of the truck if you want it!
      >visionsofa60yearoldlivemissilebouncingaroundaboomerspickupinasuburb.PNG
      >Uh, sure. Just maybe get the bomb squad out first. Just in case.

      Perfectly sensible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Potentially live missile
        If you think your grandad may have had a nuclear missile in the garage but aren't sure you're a moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuel doesn't need a warhead to cause a big problem, moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuel doesn't need a warhead to cause a big problem, moron.

        The audacity of your fear and thus, your fear-fed moronation would be amusing if not for the fact that people like you are what caused an overreaction to a non-issue.

        There's a lesson to be learned here. I don't think you're smart enough to understand it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pure, raw, undiluted seethe. Thanks for the (you).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woman moment

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nuclear-capable
    does this actually mean anything? Lots of things are "nuclear capable"
    goddamn paratroopers were "nuclear capable", does that mean a parachute is a fricking destructive device?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was an A2A nuclear rocket, it just had the warhead removed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know what a genie is, but using the term "nuclear capable" is a scare tactic.
        lots of things were nuclear capable, it says nothing about the thing itself (except that it probably dates from the early cold war)

        is this Corvette "nuclear capable"? is a demilled 280 shell "nuclear capable"? I've got a duffel that could fit a W54 in it, is my checked bag "nuclear capable"?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dial down the autism, no it isn't the same as calling a duffle bag nuclear capable and you shouldn't need that explained to you tbqh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a meaningless term that journalists use to scare morons
            my examples are hyperbolic ad absurdum for a reason

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you shouldn't need it explained to you

              AKA you can't explain it and are trying your hardest to not have to

              The missile was designed from the ground up as a nuclear weapon delivery vehicle, it is therefore correct to refer to it in the contest of nuclear weapons because, as standard, it would have been one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OMG ITS BALANCED SO IT WONT FRICKING FALL ON ITS ASS IF YOU LOAD A WARHEAD INTO IT?!?!?!?!
                chilling!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its an unguided rocket that presumably had a timer or other way to measure distance traveled before it just went off in the air.
                what the frick is "designed from the ground up" supposed to mean?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you shouldn't need it explained to you

            AKA you can't explain it and are trying your hardest to not have to

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ur mom's nucular capable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically means nothing beyond being a convenient hyperbole for clicks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its like something the atf would come up with

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait until 3D printed nukes take off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are a couple reasons why using additive manufacturing to manufacture cores doesn't make sense. If this does become a thing, the technology needed to do it is going to be harder to get than the fissile material itself. Not to mention, for this technology to be worthwhile, you'd need some hyper specialized core geometry that couldn't be machines via traditional process. Have fun figuring that problem out kupo.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inert training variant

    MAN HAS NUCLEAR ROCKET IN HIS BACK YARD AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    this is like when someone has a spent at4 tube and the police find out

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The police being useless but they need to show something
    Many such cases

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We just had this thread.

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay and?
      Your thread didn't take off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not my thread. Thread didn't 'take off' because there's nothing to discuss. Inert object found in garage. Ok.

        Your samegayging self-replies don't count as taking off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >42 unique posters
          >Samegayging
          Okay lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            multigrain

            >airplane mode on
            >airplane mode off
            >42 unique posters
            Okay lol

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It happens. The amount of really interesting stuff that old men have hidden in their garage is astounding. A handful of years back, our unit got a call for an MGR-1 Honest John in a field. Farmer bought it from Fort Campbell's nuclear training unit (full up, but inert rocket with launch trailer) when it got surplussed to scrap the gold wire in it. They were building a housing development on the lot next to his field and the builders had some concerns.

    You get all sorts of stuff. Lots of grenades, lots of UXO, a LOT of pyrotechnics. Once found a gallon ziplock of M80 Artillery Simulators (the basis of the M80 firework). That was kind of like finding a baggie of pure, totally uncut, pre-fent heroin, which was pretty neat. Have also run a call where a guy had a live 81mm mortar rolling around the trunk of his Volvo for 30 years before calling the cops to take care of it. Found a Richmond Foundry Co (RFX) production MkII grenade that was originally painted totally yellow before being painted green, which was an ongoing debate over whether such an item ever existed on ordnance collector forums.
    t.EOD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely based. I need to find cooler things to hoard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. If your surviving relatives don't say "HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE?" a few dozen times while going through your stuff, what's the point of living?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same
        I just collect coins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gross-ass patina
          Clean your shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but the patina is what gives it its value.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's fricking euros, what value? Are you stupid?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's fricking euros, what value? Are you stupid?

              Sorry, anon, that was a tad too harsh. But seriously, what about that would make it valuable? This isn't silver brooches on etsy we're talking about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just remember to hide them from your kids and only bring them out when you have your grandkids over. That's unironically how most of those "grandpa has a LAW" calls go. You will fail at raising your kids like you wanted, because that happens to all parents, but you can give your grandkids fresh banana bread and cool, completely live, M67 for his desk.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just remember to hide them from your kids and only bring them out when you have your grandkids over.
          anon...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely based. I need to find cooler things to hoard.

      When my grandfather died we found a sub machine gun in his closet. We asked my grandma and she went like
      >its just a gun right? I dont know about that stuff It has been there for 40 years
      Sadly, this is EU and cops took it, it was a good piece.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >calling the police

        I hope you cut some rail lines and called in an RAF bombing raid to appease the soul of your resistance fighter grandfather.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully the one who called the faschists will burn in hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sadly, this is EU and cops took it, it
        and? Nobody forced you to tell them about it. Family heirlooms come out all the time in EU land and its almost always either that the og owner who valued it died and the moronic kids or wife was literally shaking at the scary gun. Despite there being not a single drop of ammo in the entire household to actually use in the lump of metal. The other version is owner being drunk and moronic showing it off to someone who then tells it to his wife or whatever who starts literally shaking at the scary weapon miles away from her which then snitches to the cops

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cops took it
        what on earth would make you or any of your family decide to fricking rat it out to the cops
        none of those will ever be made again, and they're worth 15k-20k USD
        at the very minimum if any of you guys had any conscious you would've sold it to a collector on the black market for like twice its value

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the grenade one of the ones full of the pine sawdust nitro powder
      EC BLANKFIRE or whatever?
      or was it tnt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't recall. I didn't unscrew it to check, it went on the bottom of a controlled detonation and disappeared with the blast wave. I'm inclined to say it was TNT.

        I've come across a different Mk II that was TNT filled. Local sheriff bomb squad got it dropped off at their front desk and for some reason they called the ATF. The dumbass agent saw the x-ray showing it was full up, but decided to try and undo the fuze anyways and ended up snapping the detonator off. By the time we got there, it had been sitting in the sun for a while and the fill had turned yellow.

        How many times did you get blown up, and do you still see the little dead girl?

        >How many times did you get blown up
        Enough to give me hearing damage, not enough to give me a TBI or CTE. Not a bad job, pays well and the benefits are great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many times did you get blown up, and do you still see the little dead girl?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well now we know there's a second dude who has fricked on top of a nuclear armament

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes aren't real.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that we could have had pure distilled kino from those rockets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unguided

      how it was supposed to hit a jet ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With nuclear warhead you are hitting EVERYTHING in general proximity of the missile...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was from a sweet spot in time when nukes existed but guidance sucked, so it was meant to be shot into a formation of bombers from a set distance, the nuclear blast would be enough to swat the whole formation. Honestly if you can't see how that would work you're probably pretty dumb, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With a 1.5 kt warhead you don’t have to aim.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how it was supposed to hit a jet ?
        By destroying everything within a 3 mile radius of the jet

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of calling the police over an inert missile? If it was br*tain, they would have took it along with all the cutlery while posting online about saving their community from anyone but gang rapists; however this is America.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the screencaps of that PrepHole anon that found his grandpa's armory

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live and grew up in the countryside around Ft. Hood. When an old vet passes away and they spent decades on a rural farm/ranch a bit before and after retirement, you can bet your bippy something cool and dangerous is hidden on the property. Thermite grenades, frags, mines, artillery shells, detonators, drums of agent orange, claymores, LAW rockets, AT-4's, toe poppers, Russian and Chinese mines and shit.. Those weird frickers stuff them in something then hide them in a pile of tools. Mortars, every firearm you can think of. What you gotta understand is a bunch of it isn't really stolen. Just extra shit that showed up in inventories and needed to disappear not to cause trouble. So they held on to it to cover for a friend or cover their own ass. It's to the point now when someone asks me to help clean out an old barn or tool shed, I advise caution. And not just to watch out for copperheads...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And not just to watch out for copperheads...
      The snake or the guided shell?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"nuclear" missile
    >contains no fissile material whatever
    Clickbaiters and their enablers deserve to be hanged with piano wire.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I scrolled by this story 10 times

    finally decided to see if theres a ritual behind it
    now lets see whos in charge of Bellevue and how far their birthday is from this event

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8MJu1pe.png

      found on 2/1
      Nuke=21
      Found in Bellevue Washington
      2+1+20+24=47
      47°36′52″N 122°11′33″W

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down, schizo. >>>/x/ is thataway.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nuclear capable

    Means nothing. It's just surp. A truck is nuclear capable if it carries a nuke.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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