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ITS FINALLY TIME
Dubs and Kerch Bridge is falling down
Trips vor m777
Roll again HIMARS-chan!
Is HIMARS in range of the bridge? Without ATACMS?
Probably not, I just wanted to post the frogs. Fingers crossed for the next aid package, or I suppose we'll get it when Lend-Lease kicks in.
We gave them 92km missiles, and even ATACMS are only 200km.
PrSM is 500km, but they need special vehicles iirc and there's no way we'd give Ukraine our magitech soulengine missiles.
Maybe it's an air mission?
Airstrikes might be possible but I have no idea what Uke capabilities are right now.
That strike a while ago that everyone freaked out MUST have been ATACMS was an airstrike I think.
... maybe they're just establishing a defense line for what will happen later.
special vehicles? You can fire 2 from HIMARS and 4 from M270
Looks like HIMARS can fire it, but only the A2 variant MRLS can launch PrSM, and Ukraine has the A1.
still not likely to be used though.
Could be saboteurs ( we know they're in crimea) with drones? or perhaps again one of those 5k Alibaba drones like they used at the oil refinery some months back?
ATACMS range is limited by treaty only. The real range is considerably longer.
rolling for salt
Given the effectiveness of Russian AA, its either trying to kill itself or shoot down a passing friendly aircraft
>everyone ignoring this man's doubles
>and the bridge's method of execution
dubs but psizombie anomaly appears at kerch, blocking russian retreat
Just do it you gay
Disregarding the murdered kids of Donbass is so
proof of warcrimes?
there are no civilians in a war like this
Zero self analysis
congratulations, you have attained logic circularity
weren't those prorussian kids? Nothing of value lost, you have to get them young.
Those kids would've gotten conscripted in this war btw
>muh 6 gorillion Donbabwean chilluns genocided in 8 years
Let me guess, you believed the Crucified Boy too, didn't you Vatnik?
>UKROPS MURDERED KIDS IN DONBAS!!!!!
No proofs, evidence doesn't exist! All Vatmoron propaganda
What kind of keyboard is that?
looks like one of those expensive types on aliexpress, like 100 bucks
I'm a low key keyboard autist and asking seriously
(71.5 billions rubles)
I've seen these types of keyboards beeing mounted in public information booths/kiosks in city squares, lol
>both hands awkwardly on the keyboard
>not a mouse in sight
Russia is a magical fucking place.
Some computer systems don't need or aren't designed for use with a mouse. Not defending Russia just providing a bit of trivia.
It might be like some public museum or library programs, where it's just some fucking Java Application running on desktop, so they remove the mouse so that no one clicks off it, gets confused, and starts fucking around on the computer.
What does the reddit frog have to do with that?
Its definitely a trackball system. Lots of militaries use them because they're bulletproof, you can't lose it like the mouse, and on ships or airplanes they can't fall off the table like a mouse could.
>OMG THINK OF LE DONBABWE CHILDREN!!!
>but displacing millions of Ukrainian children is based! Z!
dombabwe children were fine before russia came
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Kerch bridge is falling down, falling down.
No dubs and the counter offensive falls apart in the next 48 hours
Odd number ending and the counter-counter offensive to the counter offensive ends with Ukraine losing another 20% of its country
And we'll all freeze and starve during winter, we know
you guys angered kek
let's fucking goooo
Trips and Russia blows the bridge up themselves with a train full of expired North Korean ammo
Russia is winning, piggie
>Not a single dub
Keep rolling, bridge stays up even if Crimea goes back to ukies
rolling for marichka
At this point it's just gonna collapse under the weight of all these (you)
Maybe one of those AA batteries will misfire and hit the bridge by accident.
Rollin for maintenance report
Rolling for this hero, rip lil bro
ukrop bandwagoning around meme magic won't win the war
Rolling rolling rolling
Just pondering 'is orb like any true philosopher should...
goes down with an S-400 rolling atop of it
Für Volk und Vaterland!
It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
at long last
should've been a 88, but sieg heil to that, either way
The fuck is with this lack of dubs?
I have no idea. There was only about a 1.6% chance that the post would get so many replies without a single dub.
And the rest of the Russian Federation
Dubs and everyone gets cheap AK kits "dropped once".
Cope hohols, bridge stays up.
By the powers of memetics, let this get send Russians fleeing before it.
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
Rollin. Ukraine liberated by the end of the year.
I've never seen so many dubs fails before.
God does not want the bridge to fall.
My fair lady.
Let's fucking go
It will prevail.
Now I am become HIMARS, destroyer of bridges.
today is probably just probing but the bridge will fall sooner than expected. also rolling
Rolling for the removal of russian bandits
Rolling for cleansing of Russians from rightful ukie clay
rollan for bridgebuilder
By Allah strap me to a missile and fire at the bridge I am ready
in the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost
if dubs the bridge is a feint, the dnipro gets flooded, at first hindering Ukie advances, but then completely and finally isolates Russias forces in Kherson.
It will go up
Not yet sadly.
Let's see Paul Allen's bridge.
If these digits repeat the bridge meets defeat
It's going down this weekend. Check em
I kneel, also Russia goes down with it
God has spoken. Bridge is kill
shit, can we postpone it, i'm having a party this weekend!
Nah, you’re good it’ll take time for news to develop and the like so you won’t miss much.
I see no reason to panic
We'll wait until weekend.
Ukkies are probably doing consolidation clean up and prepare for the next Blitzkrieg
First were the civil war sixths, now blew bridge triplets? Jesus
I'll be awake until Monday morning, watching live.
fuck em up
All those posts and no dubs.... It wasn't meant to be.
there are like 3 dubs now what the fuck are you people talking about
Broken before they even arrived.
>If only you knew how BUCKEDdotCOM things really are
Broken before they even arrived.
>dubs followed by trips
singles and it survives
Hopefull for bridge destruction
ARE YOU READY?!
Rollin for nuclear exchange
Russia will probably bungle an attempt to demo the bridge
Rolling, also Putin dies of heart attack
Mein gott the bridge is invincible.
One more roll
well might as well try
who needs a bridge when you have a navy?
Russia will fall
Hohols won't do shit.
You can quote me on this, because I know I'm right.
Naturally. They'll need it themselves before long =')
uh, isn't this a war crime? like how will all the civilians in crimea be supplied?
They got told to get the fuck out a week ago. Anyone hanging around gets what they get
it’s not a war anon its a Special Military Operation
Also they can still be supplied by boat. Just supplying the military will be harder. And if Russia decides to rather using shipping capacity to supply the military than civilians, then that's solely on Russia.
Or else what, Ukraine will kill them?
what else are you supposed to do when someone doesn't surrender?
>what else are you supposed to do when someone doesn't surrender?
They are civilians you hohol fucknut
Have fun with your energy bill yuropoor lmao
>They are civilians
doesn't matter. if they're shooting, you can shoot back. if they're not shooting, it means they surrendered.
>>They are civilians
This is why no one likes hohols
> if they're shooting,
If they're shooting they're not civilians, they're combatants you fucking retard
>if they're not shooting, it means they surrendered.
And then you kill them anyway because its what hohols do
>Or else what
then why ask a dumb question if you're already familiar with the procedure
These are Russians so they should just be thrown in concentration camps anyways
>They are civilians you hohol fucknut
Then they'd better kill off the Russian occupiers pretty fast if they don't want to die of thirst.
Oh so NOW the Russoid cares about civvies?
>They are civilians
Ukrainian civilians. In the event of Russian civilians they're squatting on illegally-held territory and should be considered fair targets unless they leave and return to Russia.
For a war crime you need to declare war I guess. That bridge supplies weapon and soldiers too. Soooo their choice.
It's entirely justified by military necessity, so it isn't a war crime.
>demolishing an illegally built bridge is a war crime
They can go north
>destroying a bridge in a war
>uh, isn't this a war crime?
No, also remember to be singing "napalm sticks to kids" afterwards.
There is no war comrade
>Russia shoots down civilian airliners
>Russia steals land and sets up vacation homes for rich people
>Russia attacks a sovereign nation for access to a water channel from the Dnipro
>Russia murders thousands of civilians, dumps them in mass graves
>Russia sends cruise missiles at train stations while civilians flee
>Russia deploys rape squadrons made up of Chechen orks to terrorize towns into submission
>Russia bombs hospitals, churches, and schools with GLONASS weapons
>Russia abducts women and children of entire cities and ships them to Russian concentration camps, kills the men.
>Russia razes an entire city because it didn't immediately capitulate
>Russia stockpiles ammunition and artillery as close to
>Russia bombs Red Cross convoys supplying humanitarian aid
>Russia repeatedly announces evacuation corridors, then bombs them
>Russia attacks a Nuclear power plants and holds their staff hostage
>Russia attacks power infrastructure as the weather gets cold
>Russia uses white phosphorus on contested villages
>Don't touch the bridge! Russian civilians won't be able to buy groceries!
Dubs and the bridge goes down this week. Trips and it goes down tonight. Check em
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'. (What?)
Oh please let it happen, what a blow it would be. I despise Russia so much and I love rocket strikes.
It will happen. There has been enough chatter from Ukraine government officials that I'm guessing by the end of September.
I wish it was true, but it's probably a drone or something; it has happened in the past.
where is the rockets coming from? Are Ukrainian troops already in Berdyansk? I don't understand.
CAN YOU SEE ANY BRIDGES FROM HERE? WHAT HAVE BRIDGES GIVEN US?
OCCUPIERS AND SUPPLIES?
WE'RE GOING TO START OVER FROM SCRATCH, THAT'S WHAT ATACMS IS FOR.
THIS TWISTED GAME WILL BE RESET; WE'LL START OVER FROM ZERO WITH THIS ROCKET AND ENTRUST THE FUTURE TO THE NEXT GENERATION.
dubs and trips, V2 inbound to Kerch
How come every time himars is around
my kerch kerch bridge wanna go down?
like kerch kerch kerch wanna go down
like kerch kerch kerch be goin' down like
Now as the drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
I wonder what air defense is doing
Say the bridge goes down and the vatniks had to evacuate their troops. Would this mean that Russia would need to do a Dunkirk? What would a Russian Dunkirk look like?
For a Dunkirk to happen, you need the evacuation to actually succeed
>counting the days till the Oligarch Superyacht Fleet is deployed to rescue Crimeans
>5.. 4.. 3..
literally a war crime, civilians are using it to evacuate at the moment
>N-no! Not my failed manufactured consent!
Literally not a warcrime, Russia closed the bridge for civilian use :^)
at this point im convinced war crime means trying to win the war
They did that around the time saki airfield feint, too.
I have a hunch that the ukies are trying to take advantage of the poor morale and chaos they've generated by threatening attacks in multiple directions and hoping that that will expose some weakness.
>shoot at the kerch bridge
>demine around vuhledar
Eventually some cracks will start showing up.
In theory, they could (try to) knock down the rail part of the bridge, leaving the road bit up. Though I'm not sure any weapon has accuracy that good.
You can't commit war crimes in a Special Military Operation.
Check 'em also Putin will be dead within 6 months
>The bridge will be out of action as a mark of respect.
(one for my britbros).
Dubs and I will destroy the bridge myself
Is nothing, just hohol untamed ferret mission. Stupid dills.
But it needs to be an alliteration
>mig29 wild weasels
what a time to be alive
I cannot wait for fulcrum with fucking AMRAAMs
I just... I just want the first salvo of ATACMS fired by HIMARS in Ukraine to land along the length of the bridge, dropping it into the sea.
Then, I want a single M31 to slam into the cope barge as an "oh yeah, fuck you".
smooker and abandooner have been seen on site abandoning s-300 ammo dangerously close to main radar complex and fleeing through kerch bridge...
worth every cent, both nudollars and eurons, to see you non-humans seethe, kek
Roll question mark
Honestly it's a hilariously small expense for the west.
Who cares. China is helping Russia, supports the invasion and is going to send mass support. Russia is already counter-attacking with massive firepower. Hitting the bridge will do nothing but piss Russia off who will suddenly consider civilian targets fair game. Hey, if you attack a civilian target (bridge) then go for it.
Tick tock, onikrainians.
>China is helping Russia
When did this happen
I saw it while black out drunk.
>it came to me in a bender
translate it weebs
Best I could do
>China will save us guys!
Is this the new cope?
>On the Ukraine issue, for example, the United States and NATO are expanding directly on Russia's doorstep, threatening Russia's national security and the lives of Russian citizens.
>"Given the circumstances, Russia has taken necessary measures. China understands, and we are coordinating on various aspects."
>Li Zhanshu, who is the No. 3 in China's leadership, visited Moscow last week and pledged his country's "understanding and full support
So, uh, when will we see this "Full Support" or whatever you calls it?
Russia can just relax
>And while it has not provided military support to Moscow, Beijing has stepped up Russian energy imports.
Conveniently omitted that part of the article I noticed.
For the moment, hence me linking the BBC article saying they're going to discuss it aka work out the military support details.
>For the moment
Lmao, so for the moment Fiji hasn't pledged full support for Russia BUT IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN YOU GUYS
Let us know when something actually happens ok?
Did you even read the BBC article? No, I suspect not. Literally meeting to discuss the war and only the war.
Clearly I did seeing as I pointed out a few key details you neglected to mention.
Again, when China actually does something to support Russia, then you may post. Them "discussing" the war means fuckall.
Continue to PrepHoleope then, if you must.
I'm not the one making wild speculations and trying to pass them off as a foregone conclusion.
All this tells me is China plans to invade Taiwan shortly and can't afford to lose any friends so they are humoring. At the end of the day all foreign affairs to the Chinese are business. There is no altruism. There are no allies just trade partners, vassals and enemies.
>There are no allies just trade partners, vassals and enemies.
This. I can't imagine China is too interesting in risking sanctions due to Russia's fuckup.
>China plans to invade Taiwan shortly
Anon, China will NEVER EVER invade Taiwan, because China values internal stability over anything else and they know if they invade, their order will get torn to pieces in an economic war that would make the Russians blush.
I have no source, it came to me in a dream or a psychotic episode, but: I am 100% certain that China and Russia had a deal to make near simultaneous moves on their respective territorial claims, and that China got cold feet and decided to hang back a bit to see how things went for Russia. Once it became clear that it wouldn't work out and the tactical redeployment from Kiev happened, the chance of a Chinese assault on Taiwan in the immediate future dropped to near zero. They might do it if NATO commits major portions of it's ground troops, but since most of the American assets being tied down now are materiel and satellites, I don't believe the Chinks deem a Taiwan OP feasible. Any posturing in that direction is just an attempt to keep Russia from receiving undivided attention.
not a crazy hypothesis anon, neither of these nations have anything resembling honor so them ratfucking each other is absolutely plausible
My adjustment to your theory is China was lined up next, after the assumed rolling-over of Ukraine. The West would be reeling and in the chaos it would make it much easier. That hasn't happened so China's invasion hasn't happened.
>They might do it if NATO commits major portions of it's ground troops
In the event of an 'actual' WW3, the most likely scenario is the US launches against China to knock them out of the war on day 1 to allow focus on one opponent.
>Beijing has stepped up Russian energy imports.
Not to mention those imports are favoring China not making up for the loss of European revenue.
Now now anon, you seem to have omitted a part from the second article
>“China wants to take some actions to counter American strategic pressure,” said Professor Zhu Feng, dean of the Institute of International Relations at Nanjing University.
>But this is also where Mr Xi has to maintain a “tricky” balance, he added.
>“Russia has become an object of condemnation by the international community and it has suffered setbacks in the war. Further strengthening China-Russia strategic coordination is not in China’s interests,” he said.
Let's also consider this one:
>It also quoted Xi making a strong statement in support of Kazakhstan -- one that seemed likely to resonate in the context of neighboring Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
>"No matter how the international situation changes, we will continue to resolutely support Kazakhstan in protecting its independence, sovereignty and territorial integrity, firmly support your ongoing reforms to ensure stability and development, and categorically oppose the interference of any forces in the internal affairs of your country," Xi was quoted as saying.
>China tells Russia, "good luck" and then leaves.
Now Ukraine is doomed for sure!
>Russia will consider civilian targets fair game
Russia is bombing civilians since the start of this war
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Cope, seethe, and die of liver failure you vatchud.
How shitty was it built? Knowing russians it surely has some fatal flaw?
>Mass replies his own paltry attempt at shitposting with the deadest attempt at a ""joke""
You could shit yourself and you wouldn't look as pathetic as you do now.
Anyone else notice this?
other boards are waking up..
They say that every time a notable event happens to any of their dozens of boogeymen. They said the same thing when israel got some missiles launched at them, etc etc.
Is there any credible estimate of how much explosive/which weapon would realistically be able to actually ”take out” this bridge?
When people talk about blowing up the Kerch bridge I assume they mean blowing a small gap in it, or would a sufficient amount of just roughing it up/cratering be the realistic military objective?
Just putting enough holes in a small portion ruins the bridge to where armor or nothing like that can roll across. It's all held by stressed beams of rebar which once broken support nothing and the slightest amount of weight could crumble it.
chill, they are probably shooting down their own iskanders/planes again
MOVEMENT ON THE KHERSON FRONT
MOVEMENT ON THE KHERSON FRONT
What does "full fire control" mean? Complete coverage of the area by arty?
>Complete coverage of the area by arty
seems the most likely meaning or HIMARS/arty
You better not get me excited for some retarded rumours that get proven wrong a few days from now
anyway, thing with bridges is you not only need to hit and damage it, but keep doing it as enemy repair. This structures are hard to destroy. It demands constant attention to keep it disfunctional.
I thought they were using drones to probe air defence around the bridge, with the intention to use Hrim-2 missiles when they break through towards Melitopol.
This guy is gonna get HIMARS’d so fucking hard lmao
>no anthromorphized HIMARS-chan x Bridge-chan futa on female porn with a chicken of evidence watching in the background, sweating profusely
just going to kms tbh
You deserve nothing, degenerate filth. HIMARS-chan is too pure and righteous to be depicted as a trannoid. Remember, raping ruzzian ammo dumps is not a sin.
This is a christian website, sir. There's no room for 'futa' degeneracy here. HIMARS-chan is going to be depicted wearing a strap-on, like god intended.
roll for revenge for infrastructure attacks
Post Snake Island
Post Northern Front
Post Odessa landings
Post functioning air power
Post intact ammo depots
Post missiles that actually hit their targets
Post Russian soldier that hasn't had their asshole resized
Post negative HIV test
Post relatives over the age of 70
Post encrypted comms
Post unexpired rations
Post an AA system that hasn't routinely gotten dunked on
Post living VDV
Post non defaulted currency
Post domestic industry that can process raw goods
Post domestic semiconductor industry
Post what you think Russia will gain even if they control 100% of Ukrainian soil
Post Baltic Sea control
Post how much you've begged literal third worlders for your artillery shells back
Post river crossings without double digit casualty rates
Post aircraft not routinely dunked by MANPADs
Post Post Hostomel
Post sensor suites in a non potato resolution
Post Officers that aren't dead
Post a competent NCO corps
Post intact supply trains
Post control of the Black Sea
Post Russians being a-okay with returning to an pre-Industrial agrarian economy
Post Finland and Sweden not being NATO members
Post how you feel about being dependent on red China
Post crying babushkas over the losses of their sons
Post the Oligarchs sitting comfy while they destroy the legacy of your entire culture
Post how Russians feel about being viewed the world over as one tiny step better than North Korea
Post police blackbagging protestors
Post families being denied the money for the death of their sons
Post buying weapons from North Korea
Post literally any positive outcome Russian can expect to have even if they 'win'
If you want to expand the:
>Post families being denied the money for the death of theirs sons
Post Russian Military not storing the dead in abandoned refrigerator rail cars
Post dead Russian soldiers not being dumped off in a Donetsk city Dump
Post not charging a 5K finders fee for said bodies
Post not lying about the dead
Post a military alliance that isn't going at each other throats
Digits and we are witnessing the death of russia
bitch you don't need digits for that
This isn't the end of Russia as a state, it's the end of Russia as a power. Russia will learn nothing from this after it's over and descend into ever more stringent purity spirals against the insignificantly patriotic and eventually end up a larger North Korea while the West will now ignore all their saber rattling that used to cow them.
Ok so explain to me what would happen if the Ukies blow up that bridge, I don't get it.
Strategically, even more difficulties with supplying russkoid troops there. And symbolically, a very big fuck you to monkeman.
Destroying it would mean a logistical nightmare for Russia. It would be the equivalent of someone blowing up the one street that leads to the grocery store.
They should blow up multiple areas of the bridge as a show of their power.
>"We did it! We stopped the missile!"
>"You mean missiles right?"
>Bridge collapses at multiple points.
they should fuck around and intentionally miss a bunch of rockets to fuck with them.
Shills would be talking about "NATO Junk" while civvies and officers of russia scramble across the bridge
Would be funny but c'mon, these are very expensive missiles. Not to say the US can't make up for those losses, of course.
We will spare no expense, the arsenal of democracy has no limits.
>arsenal of democracy
Fucking barf. I had at least hoped Afghanistan would have taught you types about the limits of democracy as an ultimate ideal, but it seems you're about as teachable as the vatniks.
You can lead a horse to water, etc. etc. Democracy is the most maintenance intensive and representative form of government
The Afghan project failed because the locals were not susceptible to the idea of a nation state and were instead mired in actual tribalism, they did not want what we were offering, and such it was never going to work and we should have pulled out ages ago.
Ukraine is different, they actually wanted Ukraine to exist as an idea, and so they took a fraction of what we sent to the sandbox and used it to go from ex soviet satellite state tier country to a full fledged western martial force in just five years.
Through superior morale and tactics tailored to their size they fought Russia to a standstill before the international megabucks even had a chance to arrive.
>Implying the US isn't indisputable World Protagonist
>vatniks blow a dam
>Ukies blow up a bridge
How could Ukraine realistically destroy that bridge?
*Jaws theme starts playing*
Time for Ukrainian Commoando Raid on the bridge. Get a bunch of Russian speakers with fake documents. Send them into Russian occupied Ukraine with small arms and a truck full of explosives. Drive to the bridge and have one poor sod drive it over a pier and then detonate.
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