Nothing will ever be funnier than the patriot shooting down a kinzhal

Nothing will ever be funnier than the patriot shooting down a kinzhal

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing funnier would be Patriot shooting down a "Zircon"

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funnier thing is it never happened

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think it didn't?

      It was designed to shoot down ballistic missiles, Kinzhal is just an air-launched ballistic missile, so it's more or less exactly what the patriot system was built to intercept.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was Starsteak, not Patriot. Say I’m sorry Starstreak.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I heard this too. It’s classified tho so no source
          >t. Knower

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry Starstreak.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It never happened because... BECAUSE IT JUST DIDN'T OKAY??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      May i see a reputable source to back up this claim

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ukraine said this iirc
        Then again Ukraine isn’t a reliable source

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ukraine gave evidence. US confirmed it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or is Armatard more unhinged than usual? Looks like the one-tank Victory Day parade in Moscow caused him to have another episode.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >patriot shot down a khinzal
      it never happened and will never happen
      meanwhile tor has no problem shooting down HIMARS after the software update

      https://i.imgur.com/zjU5v5A.jpg

      >Nothing will ever be faker and gayer than the idea a patriot shot down a kinzhal

      ftfy

      not even the homosexual ukrainshit air defense minister believes this one

      >lol my one globohomo™ source confirms it

      thats it, youre right! it totally happend frick, fellow hohol bro, im with you!

      Kinozhal was shot down- RIP kinozhal

      >russian weapon shot down
      >"never happened"
      >continue using weapon as if nothing has changed
      I love Russians so much bros
      they literally never learn or adapt, they're like level 1 dungeon rats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like the metaphor.
        I have this theory that the relentless propaganda of the Soviet era caused it indirectly -- it sort of metastasized into the present-day vatnik cultural disconnection with any objective reality. When you ask what hypothetical evidence could get them to change their mind, their only response is to go full schizo.

        They might just be evolving. As much shit as I give vatniks the fact that they even were able to realize they needed discount JDAMs to aid the artillery and that they seem to have at least TRIED to mitigate HIMARs strikes by moving logistics points further away in some cases shows that while slow, and lessons need to be absolutely beaten into them, they CAN somewhat adapt kek.

        I see your point and I do agree to some extent, but to me it always feels forced when they do. Take the HIMARS threat you mentioned as an example -- after their logistics got bottlenecked, they moved stockpiles out of range and carried the last 50 km from rail depots in Scooby vans, yet they kept right at the talking points about how HIMARS was a pathetic U.S. wonderwaffle that wouldn't make any difference to the outcome, and that they'd already destroyed 47 of the 16 units that were sent. Like nothing had changed.
        From the outside, it always looks to me like their subconscious mind has to sleepwalk them into a better course of action, because they're incapable of voluntarily admitting they could have been wrong.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about a Patriot shooting down one of the very few Su-57 Flatfricks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about a Lend-Lease F-16 putting an AMRAAM into a Tu-160?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would be hilarious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > What about a Lend-Lease F-16 putting an AMRAAM into a Tu-160?
        My own reaction to the idea isn't "laughter" so much as "rock hard erection", but YMMV.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Tu-160

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        god i would love to see that.

        I wanna see lend lease f16s blow up russia's entire strategic bomber wing. Seriously USA would be king of the world if that happened

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All I want for Christmas is to see every AIM-120 D-Block finally given the chance to fulfill their humble purpose: namely, turning an entire catalogue of Soviet and Russian airframes into tiny bits of scrap suitable for making novelty keychains.
          Please, Santa. If not for me, then won't you please spare a thought for all those poor blueballed AMRAAMS who yearn to feel the sunlight on their tailfins as they rush off for a spirited game of tag with panicked Sukhois and MiGs.
          It'll make the world a better place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing one take out a Blackjack would be the ultimate prize.. the checkmate is neat but everyone knows it’s cold vaporware… the Tu 160 is the legacy of when Soviet aircraft design new what the frick they were doing…

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, we didn't know it was too fast to hit

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was destroying kalibr with manpads

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There wasn't enough cope to make it funny, vatniks have been extremely low-energy this year after their winter offensive was barely even noticed. Moskva was still the funniest part of the war.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >vatniks have been extremely low-energy this year after their winter offensive was barely even notice
      Kek, forgot they even had one. Like actually, not even joking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >their winter offensive was barely even noticed
      The Russians had a winter offensive? When?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You remember back in January when the RF threw the 155th Marines at prepared defenses in Vuhledar, got hilariously BTFO'd, patched up the ranks with mobiks and then repeated it several times? Apparently that was the mighty Russian Bear awakening from hibernation to advance the front by a few centimeters. Temporarily.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >patriot shot down a khinzal
    it never happened and will never happen
    meanwhile tor has no problem shooting down HIMARS after the software update

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sure thing shit skin

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing will ever be faker and gayer than the idea a patriot shot down a kinzhal

    ftfy

    not even the homosexual ukrainshit air defense minister believes this one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shit bait, have a nice day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-patriot-kinzhal-6b59af8e60853b4d6d16dd8d607768be
      > “They were saying that the Patriot is an outdated American weapon, and Russian weapons are the best in the world,” Air Force spokesman Yurii Ihnat said on Ukraine’s Channel 24 television. “Well, there is confirmation that it effectively works against even a super-hypersonic missile.” Ihnat said.

      > He said successfully intercepting the Kinzhal was “a slap in the face for Russia.”

      You might want to look for a more current source, even if it doesn't match the bullshit story that EurAsian Times is trying and failing to peddle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >lol my one globohomo™ source confirms it

        thats it, youre right! it totally happend frick, fellow hohol bro, im with you!

        Kinozhal was shot down- RIP kinozhal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >YOUR sources are wrong, but MY milblogger telegram vatBlack person sources that are unbiased are always 100% accurate

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >" you?: 'your' sources are just mil-bloggers,
            >you?: 'mine', well 'mine' are fact-chekced snopsed approved!"

            imagine being a nation without a hypersonic super-manuevering missile

            lol, you would probably publically walmart-shart yourself like the USA

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              t.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > "one globohomo™ source"
          > the Associated Press, founded in 1846 as a source of independent global journalism
          I'm not sure what to tell you, since the first page of search results has a bunch of names you'll want to tar with the same brush -- CNN, NYT, Bloomberg...
          Wait, how about Popular Mechanics? They're not exactly known for being a politics-first gaggle of woke editorial writers, right?
          https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a43806773/patriot-missile-kills-russia-hypersonic-kinzhal-missile/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't waste (you)s on the homosexual lol. The pentagon confirmed it today and the Kremlin to my knowledge has been REAL quiet since it happened lol.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Now that's interesting news indeed, because my normal rule of thumb is to wait for the strident Kremlin denials before assigning higher confidence. You know, like with the Moskva sinking, or the whole "no panic in Balakleiya".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They might just be evolving. As much shit as I give vatniks the fact that they even were able to realize they needed discount JDAMs to aid the artillery and that they seem to have at least TRIED to mitigate HIMARs strikes by moving logistics points further away in some cases shows that while slow, and lessons need to be absolutely beaten into them, they CAN somewhat adapt kek.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >lol popular mechanics

            the asbolute state of clown narrative
            hey, what about scooby-doo?
            should we ask him?

            lmfao
            >"popular mechanics"
            saturday morning cartoons can go first lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      will ever be faker and gayer than the idea a patriot shot down a kinzhal

      >ftfy

      >not even the homosexual ukrainshit air defense minister believes this one

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like BLUNDERWAFFE.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing will ever be funnier than the patriot shooting down a kinzhal
    If I've learned anything about life it's that it can always get funnier.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No proof

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nah the blowjob grenade drop is definitely the funniest thing to come out of this

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The laughter has barely started. You have no idea how funny things can get.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > zircon
    Does this thing even actually exist, at all ? They keep showing something entirely different in each “zircon” test footage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It likely exists but not in the form advertised. I've posted this before but air breathing hypersonic cruise missiles are VERY distinct. They have air intakes similar to ramjets for the scramjet engines, and the nose cone is often very unique to deal with hypersonic flight. They have to be made out of materials that can deal with high friction and temperatures. Even without extensive knowledge looking at something like pic rel you can immediately recognize how different it looks from a regular missile. The wave rider was a Mach 5 demonstrator. Zircon is claimed to be mach 9.

      You've never seen a picture of it because Zircon is likely just a updated and faster P-800. If they showed the missile as is out in the open people who know a thing or two would immediately point out it can't possibly operating to the specs they claim. This is why all zircon videos are 240p resolution recorded from far away. Until I see something like this from russia Zircon is vaporware to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_RrFXQViyo

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >vaunted air-launched hypersonics, Russia's latest and greatest.
    >shot down by cold war tech.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kinzhal is a piece of shit that slows down significantly before hitting target, daddy patriot I KNEEL
    may is gonna be a month of cope from turdies, vatnigs and cumchuggers

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