they bought chinese garbage trucks and refit them as missile launchers. Quite remarkable actually, would have never thought of that. But why are they dressed as garbage men? Are they even taking themselves serious?
>why are they dressed as garbage men?
North Korea does this thing where basically every organisation in the country is organized as a militia, so they might actually be garbage men. Also North Korea even sticks MLRS on their APCs, they like to just stick rockets on fucking everything.
Pretty sure that comes under perfidy, so.....
>so.....
so what? North Korea doesn't care, it's not like they can get more sanctioned.
A huge part of their plan is that they have hidden artillery all over the border and will destroy a bunch of cities as soon as the war kicks off. My guess is this is designed to be a mobile/hard to track part of that capability.
>a bunch of cities
Really the only valuable target they have is Seoul.
It’s literally right on the border and the epicenter of SK’s economy, military, and government ( I know SK is trying to move the capital but you just don’t move +20 million people).
But to be honest I imagine the vast majority of the conventional artillery the norks have would be destroyed within the first 48 hours of fighting by joint SK and USA air strikes, guided missiles, and plain old counter battery fire. Without nukes the norks are a pushover.
>I wouldn’t have thought of hiding a part of my military in a purely civilian organization
Maybe because you don’t want to turn civilians into valid targets and aren’t an Asian bugman.
>disguised
It seems that even in a tyrannical regime there's some sarcastic self criticism, those missiles are trash.
>implying there are enough garbage trucks in north korea for this to be effective
lol, lmao even
It's the 75th not the 70th so it is about the people not the military like their last one a few weeks ago. Everyone in this parade was some foprm of paramilitary, Red Guards, Youth guards, ect. They had airline pilots and EMTs out there.
The tractors, dump trucks and cargo trucks were to show off that they had everyone organized to defend their nation, it was not meant to be taken seriosuly as a military threat. For half the parade you can see Kim and his wife laughing at how some of them have crooked belts on the big screen TVs .
Literally, actually and unironically yes. Kim has a nice little Mafia state, backed by China. Sure, people may starve but he brings in plenty of money to himself by enslaving people to go work in other countries.
>Ukraine commits perfidy >OMG LE HECKIN BASED UPDOOT >any other country does >WHAT THE FUCK THATS ILLEGAL
guzzle some more slavagarden gnomekraine cum you fucking gay
Ranjeesh, you bloody rascal! Why u make so many bad posts bloody benchod after Glasvet take you out of Jadgurdreeph slum! Do the needful and fetch chai low caste!
Those aren't garbage trucks they are cargo trucks. There is a moment in the parade where they show the white sand bag looking lining on top, they are bags of rice.
They are showing off how they can hide a MLRS system in a truck full of food. They also mounted a 30mm Automatic gernade launcher on top of a tractor pulling a quad 14.5mm AA gun, two Kornets and four SA-18s.
They are trolling us and the entire non Choson human race.
Sounds like a good way to get civilians accepted as valid targets, just like how the whole "China can use civilian shipping as missile launch platforms!" would lead to all commercial shipping from china being shot on sight.
>disguised as
underappreciated
underrated "heh"
Whaaat?
Are you trying to imply those are garbage trucks that just has tubes sticking out of them???
heh
I smiled
they bought chinese garbage trucks and refit them as missile launchers. Quite remarkable actually, would have never thought of that. But why are they dressed as garbage men? Are they even taking themselves serious?
>why are they dressed as garbage men?
North Korea does this thing where basically every organisation in the country is organized as a militia, so they might actually be garbage men. Also North Korea even sticks MLRS on their APCs, they like to just stick rockets on fucking everything.
>so.....
so what? North Korea doesn't care, it's not like they can get more sanctioned.
Hamas has also been doing it, likely copied
They are going for that 60s bond villain henchman look. meanwhile North Korea is starving to death
I'm completely certain now that worst coreans created mukbang just to dab on norks.
A huge part of their plan is that they have hidden artillery all over the border and will destroy a bunch of cities as soon as the war kicks off. My guess is this is designed to be a mobile/hard to track part of that capability.
>a bunch of cities
Really the only valuable target they have is Seoul.
It’s literally right on the border and the epicenter of SK’s economy, military, and government ( I know SK is trying to move the capital but you just don’t move +20 million people).
But to be honest I imagine the vast majority of the conventional artillery the norks have would be destroyed within the first 48 hours of fighting by joint SK and USA air strikes, guided missiles, and plain old counter battery fire. Without nukes the norks are a pushover.
>hard to track
Let's be honest. How many red garbage trucks have you actually seen?
In America? Maybe one or two. South Korea? Haven't been, couldn't really tell you.
>I wouldn’t have thought of hiding a part of my military in a purely civilian organization
Maybe because you don’t want to turn civilians into valid targets and aren’t an Asian bugman.
>Quite remarkable actually, would have never thought of that
That's because you haven't got two braincells to rub together.
>Missile launchers disguised as garbage trucks
That....is actually not a bad idea for urban combat in Ukraine.
It's the 75th not the 70th so it is about the people not the military like their last one a few weeks ago. Everyone in this parade was some foprm of paramilitary, Red Guards, Youth guards, ect. They had airline pilots and EMTs out there.
The tractors, dump trucks and cargo trucks were to show off that they had everyone organized to defend their nation, it was not meant to be taken seriosuly as a military threat. For half the parade you can see Kim and his wife laughing at how some of them have crooked belts on the big screen TVs .
They are trolling the world.
>They are trolling the world
“We were only pretending to be retarded to troll the west”
Literally, actually and unironically yes. Kim has a nice little Mafia state, backed by China. Sure, people may starve but he brings in plenty of money to himself by enslaving people to go work in other countries.
>MLRS
>Urban combat
what in the fuck are you smoking?
>what are open sights?
>disguised
It seems that even in a tyrannical regime there's some sarcastic self criticism, those missiles are trash.
Pretty sure that comes under perfidy, so.....
>Ukraine commits perfidy
>OMG LE HECKIN BASED UPDOOT
>any other country does
>WHAT THE FUCK THATS ILLEGAL
guzzle some more slavagarden gnomekraine cum you fucking gay
Yes, anon. Thats totally a valid comparison rather than a false equivalency.
somebody's cranky!
Ranjeesh, you bloody rascal! Why u make so many bad posts bloody benchod after Glasvet take you out of Jadgurdreeph slum! Do the needful and fetch chai low caste!
>implying there are enough garbage trucks in north korea for this to be effective
lol, lmao even
what if it's garbage trucks disguised as MLRS?
BOOOOOB THE BUILDER
CAN WE NOOK IT???
Reminds me of the Coca-Cola trucks that we used as targets in the call for fire simulator.
>North Korean MLRS disguised as garbage trucks or North Korean garbage trucks disguised as MLRS?
>Yes.
ATGMs disguised as toilet plungers
Cartels did it better.
>Disguised as a Telephone company
Those aren't garbage trucks they are cargo trucks. There is a moment in the parade where they show the white sand bag looking lining on top, they are bags of rice.
They are showing off how they can hide a MLRS system in a truck full of food. They also mounted a 30mm Automatic gernade launcher on top of a tractor pulling a quad 14.5mm AA gun, two Kornets and four SA-18s.
They are trolling us and the entire non Choson human race.
robots in disguise
Why do they hold parades in the middle of the night?
They shoot fireworks from the aircraft during the flypast and attach neon lights to them, kinda kino
Sounds like a good way to get civilians accepted as valid targets, just like how the whole "China can use civilian shipping as missile launch platforms!" would lead to all commercial shipping from china being shot on sight.
>perfidy on parade
Disguising weapons as civilian infrastructure, literally a war crime.
Why are they dressed as supervillain henchmen?
You got there first. Into the volcano lair says scorpio Mr, Bond
it's the other way around henchmen got their look from the norks
Lmao
>Are we not men?
>We are Devo
Who came up with that idea? Do you think it was Kim himself?
Those are dump trucks
When the fuck do you have to worry about your MLRS trucks being mistaken for garbage trucks?
NK always seems like the retard at school showing off his new toy his parents bought him from the back of a thrift store
They were always garbage trucks, Nork MLRS or not.
What's so special about a garbage truck carrying garbage?
When did INGEN start operating in China?
>North Korean MLRS disguised as garbage trucks.
The Garbage Day Brigade