No matter what this guy does

In my mind he will always just be "the guy who tried to prove axes are useless by chopping a log in half with an unsharpened splitting maul from Walmart." Fucking 10 years later and that's the only thing that comes to mind every time he is mentioned.

Lesson: don't make a YouTube channel. Your retardation is preserved forever.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't imagine how many shitty guns i would have purchased if i didn't watch his channel back in 2008

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched his channel back then to laugh at him for telling people to buy useless $200 knives that weigh more than a handgun. That's who he is to me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cold steel threads around that time are definitely not missed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His 45 minute reviews alleviated the loneliness tbqh famm ngl

      Seethe. What are you going to do when SHTF and your area is WROL? Whatcha gonna do, kiddo? Thats right, a horde of feral morons is gonna come for you, you're gonna try to run but they're gonna chase you down and beat you to death with a roll of quarters in a gym sock. Your head is gonna end up decorating the hood of a stolen Chrysler 300. Not me though, Im gonna whip out my "Adventure Xootr™" performance kick scooter and leave them for dust before they can say "dayum, white boi got rims". Why? Because I passed the gear check and you, kid? You didnt.

      Based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe. What are you going to do when SHTF and your area is WROL? Whatcha gonna do, kiddo? Thats right, a horde of feral morons is gonna come for you, you're gonna try to run but they're gonna chase you down and beat you to death with a roll of quarters in a gym sock. Your head is gonna end up decorating the hood of a stolen Chrysler 300. Not me though, Im gonna whip out my "Adventure Xootr™" performance kick scooter and leave them for dust before they can say "dayum, white boi got rims". Why? Because I passed the gear check and you, kid? You didnt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who has that video of him wearing the backwards hat on his motorcycle going around asking people if he was a real gangster or whatever the fuck it was

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's definitely something else that comes to mind for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he shove something up his ass on camera while I wasn't looking? Seems to be all the rage these days.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No that's the amazing atheist. Nutnfancy sprayed a can or durakote into his then pregnant wife causing a miscarriage.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Link?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His first videos were not that bad. It was just him with a gun on a table in front of him talking about what he liked/disliked about it for 10 minutes. When he started to do the long winded 45+ min videos of him just non stop spewing bullshit was the point of no return. It only took like 20 videos for him to get to that point as well.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nutnfancy's level of training is absolutely fucking awful.

    He'd get dominated by teenage girls in USPSA easily.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could be dominated by teenage girls

      In USPSA I mean

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >called the vz58 a "Hungarian AK"
    >requested a PTR 91 with a bull barrel then complained it's too front heavy
    >shits on perfectly fine guns for nonsensical reasons just to prove he's not a shill

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People seething that this goober laid the foundational groundwork for todays AR's over a decade ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the original mall ninja.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has an entire 2 part series that disagrees with that notion

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > You should have less crap, like I have on my mall ninja gun

          Fucking lol

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his sig 516 video is retarded because he doesn't even realize it has a suppressed gas setting then complains about how must gas it throws in his face.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he called out PFI dude (guy he used to shoot with) for not being a Patreon supporter. Like wtf?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sure he's washed up but he is an OG and even if he was long-winded as all get-out he has a solid brain for all things weapons/outdoors

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spends 12 hours explaining why a 28 ounce cleaver that costs $300 that he can't even sharpen is somehow better than a light hatchet and a mora knife

      He's a fucking ass clown who should be institutionalized always was

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is pretty decent all things considered. He has interesting takes on stuff not many talk about, and personally I don't mind his ramblings cause I listen to his stuff at work so taking up more time is a good thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I prefer Weaponeer with his tacky ass music and backgrounds.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me while I:

    >*post this picture of stillborn child to garner attention

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post the
    >His smile and optimism gone
    Pic

    Been looking for ages

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link?

      I have the picture, I could post it, but I don't want to feed fucking zoomers that weren't around back when that picture was getting posted all the time or can't lurk for a few years. Fuck off, retards.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link me to that video pls

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah his videos are peak comfy tbh
    >mfw five minutes tangent about a toy plane
    kino

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He does the best gun reviews though. Breaks it down start to finish, over many months and many rounds. Unlike Garandthumb or other shills who shoot maybe a 1,000 over a week end and call it good. Second best gun reviewer is Paul Harrel, but he just doesn't give a fuck about testing and using a lot of firearms.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was the time he or his buddy were smashing a Bulgarian ak74 bayonet against a rock “testing” it till it broke… autism detected moment

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that he's a little nutty and a lotta fancy

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