No Fun Allowed

I'm fascinated by the mechanical intricacies of firearms, such as pulling the slide, cocking the hammer, and loading the magazine(I have no interest in owning a real gun). However, I live in Victoria where anything that could be mistaken as a gun is illegal, and what i want is more a replica then a elaborate toy.
What I'm seeking are alternatives that could offer similar tactile and mechanical felling. some toy or gadget.

Does anyone have any suggestions I'm open to all ideas. the closet thing i got is a novelty pen shaped like a bullet with a bolt slide. and Ive spend hours messing with it.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go on Google and type in "Fidget toys for retards"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      none of em even come close.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So no airsoft? What about paintball?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Airsoft are outright banned.
      paint ball requires a license.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Needing a loicense to paintball. Christ, ok what about archery?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How TF is archery supposed to fill OP's need to mess with mechanical objects? OP needs something to fiddle with which has tactile feedback, he's not looking for a weapon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Get a fidget spinner

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He already told us that was inadequate. See

              none of em even come close.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Archery is legal,

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Bow and arrow: fine
            >airsoft and paintball: loicense
            These people really see anything gun shaped and shit themselves

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They look and handle like real guns, ergo
              >TERRORIST DEATH SQUADS WILL USE THEM FOR TRAINING TO COMMIT MASS SHOOTINGS

              Or at least that was their justification if my memory serves

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The 'justification' politicians like to use is that hoods will use them to hold up gas stations, banks, etc.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When Trudeau tried to ban airsoft, the justification was "cops will shoot kids because they can't tell if they have a real gun or not". Fortunately, the country didn't buy that shit and the proposed ban got amended out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >paint ball requires a license
        No fucking way holy shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          2/3 of the population live in four cities. It's the Canada effect, you give a few urban centers that much control and it all turns into an authoritarian nanny state.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Paintball licenses are next level, not even Canada has that shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, progress is being made. NSW (the largest state in the country by population) recently deregulated them, and it is only a matter of time before the rest of the country does the same. In Queensland, you can get gel blasters (basically like airsoft but soft gel balls) without any kind of permit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't need a permit for a child's toy
                >Progress
                Jesus fucking Christ

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                At this rate, on this trajectory, they might start making inroads on gun rights some time in the next 200 years

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Baby steps anon

                I'm happy they're making any kind of progress at all, but when I think about how what I have in my closet would be considered 1 gorillion felonies in Australia it just boggles my mind.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not disputing that, it's absolutely bewildering what laws they managed to pass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No shit, I'm a fucking leaf with semi-automatic rifles and spring assisted knives in my closet. I live in the country that's PrepHoles biggest punching bag, and I have enough Australian felonies in my closet to put me away for multiple lifetimes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                even I as a noguns (no real ones, airguns don't count) German probably own enough stuff to get me years in jail if it was in Australia. it's nuts there.
                but I have hope for them and us. the unfuckening of the world is coming sooner or later.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Baby steps anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Better than nothing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If my country was willing to put me in a concentration camp over a cold, I would acquire gun. Simple as. Saying that being allowed to buy a child's toy is "better than nothing" when it comes to a fundamental right of free men is horse shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >In Queensland, you can get gel blasters (basically like airsoft but soft gel balls) without any kind of permit
                ...are you implying that you need a fucking permit to buy an even more cucked version of airsoft in the rest of the country?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In some other states (NSW and South Australia) you need a license. In Western Australia (imagine NY and California mixed together) and Victoria (California on crack) they are totally banned for looking like real guns. There is a court case in WA right not challenging the ban, and it looks like it will be struck down. Only time will tell.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Give them time, the moose fuckers seem to be speedrunning their shit into the ground lately, to the point that many are fleeing to the US

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am a moose fucker, we're not going to have fucking paintball licenses. Trudeau put an airsoft ban into a bill, and it got amended out by literally every other political party, including the major party that's even more left wing than his. Needing a license for a toy is legitimately shocking

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I genuinely would not be surprised if that becomes reality in Canada sooner rather than later, unless the Trudeau-era government is thoroughly fucked in the coming election

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.goatguns.com/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they dont ship to australia.
      I am waiting till the aus resellers have the bullpup model

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Manual transmissions
    Mechanical watches
    Mechanical typewriters
    Fishing reels
    Folding or automatic knives (though this may be back to legal problems)
    Vintage machinery like tractors, small earthmoving machinery, metal or woodworking tools, etc. Anything where you pull levers and turn knobs to operate it.
    Model engines

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >However, I live in Victoria where anything that could be mistaken as a gun is illegal
    That's strange, 'cause I also live in Victoria and I went hunting last weekend.
    Did you application for a firearms licence get rejected because you're an underaged gay or did you not submit one because you'd rather whine about it on a Slavic current affairs forum?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you hunt in the land down under?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mostly hunt deer, they're considered pest animals so there's no bag limit or off-season (for most species anyway).

        Other than that
        >Wild pigs
        >Feral goats
        >Rabbits
        >Hare
        >Foxes
        >Kangaroos (although the bureaucracy to do that in Vic is a right cunt)
        >Ducks
        >Quail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the southern parts of Australia we have several species of deer, feral pigs, goats, wild foxes, feral cats and (where legal) kangaroos. In some parts of the country we also have wild camels. In the North of the country we have water buffalo and banteng.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>>toy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Engines and mechanical watches should tickle your 'tism. I know they do for me

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