Night has fallen. I am solo, deep in the middle of the coconino national forest.

Night has fallen. I am solo, deep in the middle of the coconino national forest. Armed with a Colt detective special and norinco SKS, I will survive 3 nights deep into skinwalker territory. The moon is full, and I can already hear them closing in on me. I have strategically picked a location on the edge of a cliff, so I only need to defend 180 degrees. Wish me luck /k/.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we'll just roll you off the edge when you fall asleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible, I am sleeping with electronic ear pro I will hear you coming

      you brought your tobacco and obsidian, right anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t you bring a bouquet of roses, a bottle of Bordeaux, and some lube? Everyone knows it’s our breeding season right now.

      DO NOT shoot skinwalkers on sight. they are harmless and most of us just want to give you a hug.

      >haha we said us get it its like we're the skinwalkers and we're pretending to be people
      (You) farming homosexuals
      Updoot! Let's get this posted on r/greentext

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        funhating newhomosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Getting tired of hackneyed bits does not a newbie make

          This is the part where you reply to the other homosexuals and say "skinwalker hands wrote this post" or "put me in the screencap" where you hope that, you too, will get your five seconds of nostril-exhale glory

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >funhating intensifies as newbie seethes harder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go back you seething newbie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Frick ya mudda

          put me in the screencap guise

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            After I frick ya mudda

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Getting tired of hackneyed bits does not a newbie make

        This is the part where you reply to the other homosexuals and say "skinwalker hands wrote this post" or "put me in the screencap" where you hope that, you too, will get your five seconds of nostril-exhale glory

        Frick ya mudda

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t you bring a bouquet of roses, a bottle of Bordeaux, and some lube? Everyone knows it’s our breeding season right now.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you brought your tobacco and obsidian, right anon?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based thread, I'm going out into the chihuahuan desert and Lincoln National in a few hours, will be there til probably Sunday, will come back here if thread is still alive

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT shoot skinwalkers on sight. they are harmless and most of us just want to give you a hug.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A sizable chunk of /k/ would probably fall for this by sheer horny-loneliness alone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not falling for this

      https://i.imgur.com/Spxq36N.png

      A sizable chunk of /k/ would probably fall for this by sheer horny-loneliness alone.

      Or this

      How do you have cell phone service? You next to a circle k?

      I am on a ridgeline, just luck that I have service.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >climbs up the cliff
    What now anon?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you have cell phone service? You next to a circle k?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can already hear them closing in on me

    my guy will shoot a methhead today.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump, currently camped up a few miles from Three Rivers, waiting for native american spirits to come and attempt to touch me

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump, just the dog and I tonight. Camped up on a hill, with a 270 degree view. I have my AR, a 12 pack of Coors light, and a 30,000 lumen flashlight, and I am maybe 12 miles from a not small AF base

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't going innawppds this weekend, but I am going kayaking with the gators. Enjoy anon, don't let the dinosaurs and cryptids getcha. Male sure to wander around in the dark with your nods on.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the cryptids like to disguise themselves as park rangers. Don't take any chances.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have strategically picked a location on the edge of a cliff, so I only need to defend 180 degrees
    THEY CAN CLIMB!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY CLIMB NOW!?

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