Because of the fr*nch unironically.
Story time >my country operates fr*nch-designed NH90 helishitters >suddenly lots of problems with gearboxes rusting for no apparent reason >somebody makes the mistake of calling the fr*nch to protest and get some explanations and help >the surrenderfags say they will send Pierre and Francois to deal with the issue instead of dealing with it on the phone >one week later both frogs land at the base >they're both insufferable pricks with stupid mustaches and a very arrogant attitude >They smoke everywhere despite safety rules, and thought they'd do us a favor by bringing along some stinky cheese that makes everyone sick to death >they look at the helis and tell us we don't apply enough grease inside the gearboxes as per the manual, looking smug as hell >our maintenance chief tells them the manual doesn't mention greasing and says the parts are self-lubricated >checkmate stoopid frogs >they become extremely mad and start babbling about how french stuff is superior and shit >one of our lads laughs at them and calls them surrender monkeys >Pierre tries to shove him in the face but stumbles and trips instead >hilarity ensues >our commander has to get called to stop the attempt at fighting from the pair of frogs >he scolds them so hard Francois loses his shit and starts crying >he dismisses them before notifying high command and the french embassy >they both got fired later >Micron himself had to apologize to our Prime Minister for the incident and secretly came to the base as a gesture of goodwill >during his visit one of the helis caught fire for no reason >his face when >since then we learned the corrupt fr*nch in charge of my country's market committed suicide when it was revealed he had sent the wrong gearboxes all along and provided us with faulty fr*nch rusty models sourced from Russia India and China instead so he could buy himself more cheese
someone should nuke fr*nce
>What a disgusting language, amazing that they were a powerful country at one point in time. Hard to believe.
A third of the english language originate directly from french you mongoloid. Including in this quoted sentence.
I believe it. China has AVIC partnership with Saffron to produce engines for "100% Chinese" helicopters.
Saffron fr-oduces the turbines because China still can't (at least not enough that anyone would trust one to fly with Chinese govt reps onboard) and China produces the gearboxes.
This wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
France also do not have reliability issues, with like two forced landings in 20 years. The correct answer is that NH90s mostly crash in Australia, where locals pretend to do maintenance and manufacturing.
because its a helicopter
This
An helicopter is an abomination upon Nuggan with 16.000 parts, all wanting to return the balance of Nature
Why does it have the austrian flag on the tail rotor?
Because Austria is just little Germany
warning signal
Because of the fr*nch unironically.
Story time
>my country operates fr*nch-designed NH90 helishitters
>suddenly lots of problems with gearboxes rusting for no apparent reason
>somebody makes the mistake of calling the fr*nch to protest and get some explanations and help
>the surrenderfags say they will send Pierre and Francois to deal with the issue instead of dealing with it on the phone
>one week later both frogs land at the base
>they're both insufferable pricks with stupid mustaches and a very arrogant attitude
>They smoke everywhere despite safety rules, and thought they'd do us a favor by bringing along some stinky cheese that makes everyone sick to death
>they look at the helis and tell us we don't apply enough grease inside the gearboxes as per the manual, looking smug as hell
>our maintenance chief tells them the manual doesn't mention greasing and says the parts are self-lubricated
>checkmate stoopid frogs
>they become extremely mad and start babbling about how french stuff is superior and shit
>one of our lads laughs at them and calls them surrender monkeys
>Pierre tries to shove him in the face but stumbles and trips instead
>hilarity ensues
>our commander has to get called to stop the attempt at fighting from the pair of frogs
>he scolds them so hard Francois loses his shit and starts crying
>he dismisses them before notifying high command and the french embassy
>they both got fired later
>Micron himself had to apologize to our Prime Minister for the incident and secretly came to the base as a gesture of goodwill
>during his visit one of the helis caught fire for no reason
>his face when
>since then we learned the corrupt fr*nch in charge of my country's market committed suicide when it was revealed he had sent the wrong gearboxes all along and provided us with faulty fr*nch rusty models sourced from Russia India and China instead so he could buy himself more cheese
someone should nuke fr*nce
This sounds like bullshit, but knowing the french I'm willing to believe it.
>Micron
That's a new name for Jupiter that I haven't heard of before.
Pure fiction et fabrication, n'est jamais survenu. Anglo détecté.
What a disgusting language, amazing that they were a powerful country at one point in time. Hard to believe.
>What a disgusting language, amazing that they were a powerful country at one point in time. Hard to believe.
A third of the english language originate directly from french you mongoloid. Including in this quoted sentence.
We improved upon it.
I believe it. China has AVIC partnership with Saffron to produce engines for "100% Chinese" helicopters.
Saffron fr-oduces the turbines because China still can't (at least not enough that anyone would trust one to fly with Chinese govt reps onboard) and China produces the gearboxes.
This wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.
Why Italy is the only country flying them and not complaining? They had like 2 "crashes" in 20 years and seems to enjoy these helis.
New Zealand also has a dozen of them and has absolutely no issues as well.
France also do not have reliability issues, with like two forced landings in 20 years. The correct answer is that NH90s mostly crash in Australia, where locals pretend to do maintenance and manufacturing.
Gravitation, Anon.
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