My uncle, who no shit got a karate black belt from Chuck Norris in his prime, gave me a set of chucks made with the heaviest, most dense wood I've ever come across. No doubt they would knock someone out cold with a solid blow, you could easily kill someone with them. Skull fractures and brain bleeds are no joke, OP.
So will a blackjack, without the added risk of braining yourself with a stick tied to a chain.
Nunchucks are still peak fun when it comes to blunt weapons though.
>Especially when they are self inflicted. >without the added risk of braining yourself with a stick tied to a chain.
overrated concern
Afro ninja concussed himself after a bad backflip and still managed to use the nunchucks without himself in the head once. If you manage to hit yourself with nunchucks then you have worse IQ than a brain damaged jogger.
He's also using foam training chucks so it wouldn't matter even if he did. Also typically in a fight youre in a really bad situation if you're looking straignt down at the ground swinging wildly while tumbling and rolling over, so that's probably not the technique you'd be using.
It's the most concealable blunt instrument with that much punch. I think that's the big thing people miss. A good pair will hit like a baseball bat and fit in your waistband.
So will a blackjack, without the added risk of braining yourself with a stick tied to a chain.
Nunchucks are still peak fun when it comes to blunt weapons though.
The only risk you have of hitting yourself is if you do the fancy moves that don't actually make you any more dangerous. All you have to do is swing it.
>It's the most concealable blunt instrument with that much punch.
No. It would be Russian rogue flail. Flail in Russian language had strong association with robbers. Shirt or no stick flails were staple weapons of the bandits because easy to comceeanceal and make. Also possible to deploy it covertly, hold weight inside cuff approaching prey and drop it last moment.
>invented to help martial artists do timing drills >Bruce Lee does some demos in movies with said timing drill >weebs convinced it's an actual weapon
many such cases!!
I’m pretty sure that’s to keep retarded “youths” from accidentally killing people in a fist fight. To many homosexuals think a half pound of brass swung at someone’s skull isn’t a deadly weapon.
hows it defined? could you just have lead "brass" knuckles, or steel "brass" knuckles.
what if i got a cooler, filled it with ice, and made a brass knuckle mold and froze a block of ice shaped like brass knuckles, carried cooler around with me everywhere as my EDC? how the fuck would believe that story, if you actually caved someones skull in. imagine trying to tell the cops you got attacked by brass knuckles made of ice, from an esky some dude carried around with him
>I find it funny that I can carry a gun without a permit, but brass knuckles are still illegal in my state.
this is because retarded bodega and gas station owners were smart enough to know they shouldn't sell a literal gun to 10 year olds but they were too retarded to not sell them real brass knuckles. kids are fucking retarded and something that boys do is they hit each other. that's literally the reason.
People hate on nunchakus cause of the weebs, the fat karate kids, the bruce lee wanna bes. It's as effective as any other weapon that you swing and hit someone over the head or knee or elbow. The fancy flaring is just people being fags. You can be a fag with a gun, a sword, a tank too.
>high school >mid-1980s >bus home >two beaner kids >"So if that fucker wants to fight, he'd better not bring his nunchucks >"Cuz if he's gonna bring nunchucks, I'm wearing my steel-toes >"No fuckin' fair you using nunchucks if I'm not allowed to wear my steel-toes." >etc. for the entire ride home
Beaners are the biggest, goofiest, fake-tough pussies.
(you) are a very dangerous weapon but the most dangerous weapon of all is a retarded politician and they are legal so whay not two wooden sticks and a bit of chain? Observe:
This moron nearly caused an economic collapse in the UK entirely representative of the sociopathic worthless thrash the western democratic and legal systems absorb and distract. In even worse places they actual develop great power.
>Name one practical use for these that doesn't get mogged by a better weapon.
completing a collection of commercially produced banned weapons they are banned in places like the UK and Australia, California and Massachusetts etc and carry the same penalty as an anti tank weapon in some jurisdictions.
Possession of them is illegal in a number of countries including Belgium, Germany, Norway, Canada, and Spain. Possession. Hilarious. You should own them just to remind yourself we are in fact publicly governed by morons, sociopathic useless retards in democracies and only the most deeply useless and worthless people are driven to stand for elections(still better than the alternatives)
They are illegal in Germany because they could be used to strangle someone.
That they are basically useless as an impact weapon is known to the BKA, otherwise they would have been put in the same category as things like blackjacks (more damage through flexible parts/whipping action).
And to clarify the process of how they got declared a "dangerous and illegal weapon" - the process doesn't look at the actual use of it, it's purely bureaucratic and if they fit a certain description without being exempt by other laws/use cases that are deemed more important (e.g. a machete as a tool on a farm) they will get classified.
>You guys know why they're commonly banned, right? >>hint: black people and martial arts movies
Actually this scene with bruce less is by and large solely responsible:
And the reason switchblades are banned is almost entirely due to this movie scene
Neither movie is even really known my many e.g. zoomers yet retard politicians, bored journalists and these movie clips resulting in shit being banned.
All the blacks in Africa never got a thing banned compared to one retarded worthless shit who's father was elected and started his career getting elected in some university. My whole life I've been watching worthless retards elected by retards banning useless crap so as to attention whore, from weed and bath salts to stump remover and switchblades and not one of them was black. I dislike black American culture and its satellite imitator colonies very deeply, I've nothing much against actual Africans.
pretty easy to figure out unless you've never held a real pair, but it's always funny how people think these are useless.
the usage would be concealment. they can be hidden away and concealed whereas a stick of the same length cannot. also, as someone else said real nunchucks are really dense and heavy and would easily break bone.
I own a real pair, they are useless ridiculous crap. They are not even as much fun as balisongs or otfs, switchblades or even sai, they really are shitty down at the level of kubatons and monkey fists.
so have i, for many years. they're tons of fun once you get used to the transitions and exercises. obviously you shouldnt be doing exercises with real ones until you get it down a bit or it is possible to hurt yourself. if you hold them correctly, it's pretty hard to do.
i've wailed on a steel spring mattress and other objects and never hurt myself once with real nunchucks. watch the video i linked, it proves how easy it is to use them if used correctly from someone who has used them for many more years than me. the truth is they are effective weapons.
I own a real pair, they are useless ridiculous crap. They are not even as much fun as balisongs or otfs, switchblades or even sai, they really are shitty down at the level of kubatons and monkey fists.
>This thread again
They're a weaponized tool made for specific compromises in a certain time and place which were later glorified by Hollywood causing idiots to obsess over them. You being on the "um ackshyully they're bad" side of that idiot coin doesn't mean as much as you think it does you idiot.
Theyre a training tool for coordination and focus. Youd be surprised how many people cannot do basic escrima/kali stick/knife drills. I see it as a tool for fun training on a budget.
>go into backyard shirtless >light up the charcoal grill >put on some creed, nickelback, judas priest, iron maiden, maybe even death grips or crystal castles >do a 15 minute chuck sesh
I think they were strangulation weapons. You get someone behind from the throat and choke them to death with it. But then it turned into a bullshit court-jester performance martial art-type device because you can whip it around and people go "ooooh ahhhh."
There are police departments that actually issue them and you'll see cops with them on their duty belts. They can be utilized for a lot more control holds than batons, but the application is essentially the same as a baton just with many added variations of control holds. I can think of a lot of ways to tie someone up and gain control or compliance over them with those things.
They were useful because they literally WEREN'T a weapon, they were a farmers tool, they used them to beat the shit out of plants for reasons im too wealthy to know. They were the weapon of irregulars, if they were caught with them they always had a plausible excuse. Tons of famous ninja weapons are actually just farming tools because that was their whole thing, they were like feudal japanese vietcong.
>ninja were like feudal japanese vietcong
Except that narrative has been absolutely destroyed. The ninja in that fashion literally never existed. “Ninja” were virtually always samurai who just conducted espionage in some manner. There were never people sneaking around with shuriken and nunchaku.
>Name one practical use for these that doesn't get mogged by a better weapon.
When you're some 1600s Okinawan Islander and your chill as fuck island kingdom gets invaded by brutal as fuck Samurai, dragging it kicking and screaming into the Japanese nation, and then banning you from owning proper weapons as per Japanese law. So now you're bonking bandits & unwary Samurai on the head with sticks, turtle shells, and your clapper/thresher.
Delivering more debilitating injuries than a stick of it's size while being fold-able, easily constructed, and incredibly cheap, and cross-training you in the use of literally anything tied to anything else you might have on hand.
Almost all wacky martial arts weapons are some kind of cope for concealability, cheapness, being "kind of" like common objects, etc. It's usually reasonable in it's very specific context, not in a video gamey kind of "what has muh best statz" way.
It packs more of a punch than most concealable weapons you could feasibly cobble together quickly out of trash while larping as an unarmed hobo with Garand Thumb in some shithole city.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_f-0GRismLg
drumsticks
buttplug (with tail)
Seems decent to use as a dildo, females can even enjoy double penetration.
you won't loose the other stick since they're chained together
How would it be loose? Chains are meant to be loose
Aren't you quite busy with your channel Shad?
Rice threshing
bump
No one can mog a bear with nunchuks
look at him go
how did he sin?
clearly something to do with his arms
That bear is not fucking around
Can double as firewood
>loses to a folk
King Fu movie prop.
Any weapon that was literally made for you to pretend it isn't a weapon probably isn't a very good weapon.
Says you, fag
My uncle, who no shit got a karate black belt from Chuck Norris in his prime, gave me a set of chucks made with the heaviest, most dense wood I've ever come across. No doubt they would knock someone out cold with a solid blow, you could easily kill someone with them. Skull fractures and brain bleeds are no joke, OP.
>Skull fractures and brain bleeds are no joke
Especially when they are self inflicted.
>he doesn't know how to use a basic flail
ngmi
It's not a basic flail.
It's a basic flail. It's two sticks of wood attached with rope my guy.
What does an advanced flail look like?
three-section staff, meteor hammer, chain whip, etc.
>Especially when they are self inflicted.
>without the added risk of braining yourself with a stick tied to a chain.
overrated concern
Afro ninja concussed himself after a bad backflip and still managed to use the nunchucks without himself in the head once. If you manage to hit yourself with nunchucks then you have worse IQ than a brain damaged jogger.
He's also using foam training chucks so it wouldn't matter even if he did. Also typically in a fight youre in a really bad situation if you're looking straignt down at the ground swinging wildly while tumbling and rolling over, so that's probably not the technique you'd be using.
I haven't seen this in years. Thanks fellow oldfag
the only casuality during the pool closing days
Now imagine a normal fucking stick made out of that same dense wood and not a stupid gimmick that is more dangerous to the wielder than the enemy.
Sticks can't make hits around a guard.
wrap-shot
What does the chain on that shit offer that makes it better than that same dense wood in stick form.
What kind of wood? Post a picture.
concealability, use as a restraint, looking cool
accidently whipping it into your face while twirling it around like a dickhead
intimidating drunks, which seems to be what it was designed for
It's the most concealable blunt instrument with that much punch. I think that's the big thing people miss. A good pair will hit like a baseball bat and fit in your waistband.
So will a blackjack, without the added risk of braining yourself with a stick tied to a chain.
Nunchucks are still peak fun when it comes to blunt weapons though.
The only risk you have of hitting yourself is if you do the fancy moves that don't actually make you any more dangerous. All you have to do is swing it.
>It's the most concealable blunt instrument with that much punch.
No. It would be Russian rogue flail. Flail in Russian language had strong association with robbers. Shirt or no stick flails were staple weapons of the bandits because easy to comceeanceal and make. Also possible to deploy it covertly, hold weight inside cuff approaching prey and drop it last moment.
>invented to help martial artists do timing drills
>Bruce Lee does some demos in movies with said timing drill
>weebs convinced it's an actual weapon
many such cases!!
To be fair, Bruce Lee lighting matches with nunchucks is fucking kino
>hurr durr nod real weapon guide
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I CAN PUT THEM UP MY ASS
Fuck off, Leonardo. Go start another knife thread you sad tryhard. Chucks are fun.
nunchucks were illegal in my state until 2019. guns have always been ok tho
I find it funny that I can carry a gun without a permit, but brass knuckles are still illegal in my state.
I’m pretty sure that’s to keep retarded “youths” from accidentally killing people in a fist fight. To many homosexuals think a half pound of brass swung at someone’s skull isn’t a deadly weapon.
hows it defined? could you just have lead "brass" knuckles, or steel "brass" knuckles.
what if i got a cooler, filled it with ice, and made a brass knuckle mold and froze a block of ice shaped like brass knuckles, carried cooler around with me everywhere as my EDC? how the fuck would believe that story, if you actually caved someones skull in. imagine trying to tell the cops you got attacked by brass knuckles made of ice, from an esky some dude carried around with him
>I find it funny that I can carry a gun without a permit, but brass knuckles are still illegal in my state.
this is because retarded bodega and gas station owners were smart enough to know they shouldn't sell a literal gun to 10 year olds but they were too retarded to not sell them real brass knuckles. kids are fucking retarded and something that boys do is they hit each other. that's literally the reason.
People hate on nunchakus cause of the weebs, the fat karate kids, the bruce lee wanna bes. It's as effective as any other weapon that you swing and hit someone over the head or knee or elbow. The fancy flaring is just people being fags. You can be a fag with a gun, a sword, a tank too.
>high school
>mid-1980s
>bus home
>two beaner kids
>"So if that fucker wants to fight, he'd better not bring his nunchucks
>"Cuz if he's gonna bring nunchucks, I'm wearing my steel-toes
>"No fuckin' fair you using nunchucks if I'm not allowed to wear my steel-toes."
>etc. for the entire ride home
Beaners are the biggest, goofiest, fake-tough pussies.
Aw nah he a goofy
>biggest, goofiest, fake-tough pussies.
nigga you on a schoolbus. Not exactly a bus full of convicts getting dropped off at Rikers.
Lets you stay armed and give your girl some double duty at the same time.
indoor grain threshing
>Ribbed, for her pleasure
vibrators are better
It's a very dangerous weapon.
(you) are a very dangerous weapon but the most dangerous weapon of all is a retarded politician and they are legal so whay not two wooden sticks and a bit of chain? Observe:
This moron nearly caused an economic collapse in the UK entirely representative of the sociopathic worthless thrash the western democratic and legal systems absorb and distract. In even worse places they actual develop great power.
Threshing wheat. Let's see you do that with a katana tough guy
>Name one practical use for these that doesn't get mogged by a better weapon.
completing a collection of commercially produced banned weapons they are banned in places like the UK and Australia, California and Massachusetts etc and carry the same penalty as an anti tank weapon in some jurisdictions.
Possession of them is illegal in a number of countries including Belgium, Germany, Norway, Canada, and Spain. Possession. Hilarious. You should own them just to remind yourself we are in fact publicly governed by morons, sociopathic useless retards in democracies and only the most deeply useless and worthless people are driven to stand for elections(still better than the alternatives)
They are illegal in Germany because they could be used to strangle someone.
That they are basically useless as an impact weapon is known to the BKA, otherwise they would have been put in the same category as things like blackjacks (more damage through flexible parts/whipping action).
And to clarify the process of how they got declared a "dangerous and illegal weapon" - the process doesn't look at the actual use of it, it's purely bureaucratic and if they fit a certain description without being exempt by other laws/use cases that are deemed more important (e.g. a machete as a tool on a farm) they will get classified.
See picrel, it's the classification of the BKA.
>They are illegal in Germany because they could be used to strangle someone.
yeah
You guys know why they're commonly banned, right?
>hint: black people and martial arts movies
>You guys know why they're commonly banned, right?
>>hint: black people and martial arts movies
Actually this scene with bruce less is by and large solely responsible:
And the reason switchblades are banned is almost entirely due to this movie scene
Neither movie is even really known my many e.g. zoomers yet retard politicians, bored journalists and these movie clips resulting in shit being banned.
You're halfway there. It's the nignogs immediately running out into the ghetto street trying to imitate it after seeing it that got them banned
All the blacks in Africa never got a thing banned compared to one retarded worthless shit who's father was elected and started his career getting elected in some university. My whole life I've been watching worthless retards elected by retards banning useless crap so as to attention whore, from weed and bath salts to stump remover and switchblades and not one of them was black. I dislike black American culture and its satellite imitator colonies very deeply, I've nothing much against actual Africans.
yeah
>elected by retards
Just because they have the black vote doesn't mean they were entirely elected by retards you racist.
checked, humanity is doomed anyway
pretty easy to figure out unless you've never held a real pair, but it's always funny how people think these are useless.
the usage would be concealment. they can be hidden away and concealed whereas a stick of the same length cannot. also, as someone else said real nunchucks are really dense and heavy and would easily break bone.
I own a real pair, they are useless ridiculous crap. They are not even as much fun as balisongs or otfs, switchblades or even sai, they really are shitty down at the level of kubatons and monkey fists.
so have i, for many years. they're tons of fun once you get used to the transitions and exercises. obviously you shouldnt be doing exercises with real ones until you get it down a bit or it is possible to hurt yourself. if you hold them correctly, it's pretty hard to do.
i've wailed on a steel spring mattress and other objects and never hurt myself once with real nunchucks. watch the video i linked, it proves how easy it is to use them if used correctly from someone who has used them for many more years than me. the truth is they are effective weapons.
>the truth is they are
>useless ridiculous crap.
>This thread again
They're a weaponized tool made for specific compromises in a certain time and place which were later glorified by Hollywood causing idiots to obsess over them. You being on the "um ackshyully they're bad" side of that idiot coin doesn't mean as much as you think it does you idiot.
None.
Double-dildoes for ass and pussy.
Theyre a training tool for coordination and focus. Youd be surprised how many people cannot do basic escrima/kali stick/knife drills. I see it as a tool for fun training on a budget.
>go into backyard shirtless
>light up the charcoal grill
>put on some creed, nickelback, judas priest, iron maiden, maybe even death grips or crystal castles
>do a 15 minute chuck sesh
Its a way of life
I’m pretty sure they were a threshing tool like flails were in Europe and in the same way could also double as a weapon.
I think they were strangulation weapons. You get someone behind from the throat and choke them to death with it. But then it turned into a bullshit court-jester performance martial art-type device because you can whip it around and people go "ooooh ahhhh."
Why wouldn't you just use a cord? Or choke them with your arm?
>I think they were strangulation weapons.
no they were literally just for beating people with.
Hit around a barrier and still be small enough to hide in your ass
There are police departments that actually issue them and you'll see cops with them on their duty belts. They can be utilized for a lot more control holds than batons, but the application is essentially the same as a baton just with many added variations of control holds. I can think of a lot of ways to tie someone up and gain control or compliance over them with those things.
Picrel, the police ones use rope and have better grips.
That one L shaped baton is also a variation of the tonfa. Ninja shit is often used in law enforcement, and to great effect.
Schwackign over an obstruction, overhand. and still hitting the head.
They were useful because they literally WEREN'T a weapon, they were a farmers tool, they used them to beat the shit out of plants for reasons im too wealthy to know. They were the weapon of irregulars, if they were caught with them they always had a plausible excuse. Tons of famous ninja weapons are actually just farming tools because that was their whole thing, they were like feudal japanese vietcong.
>ninja were like feudal japanese vietcong
Except that narrative has been absolutely destroyed. The ninja in that fashion literally never existed. “Ninja” were virtually always samurai who just conducted espionage in some manner. There were never people sneaking around with shuriken and nunchaku.
>Name one practical use for these that doesn't get mogged by a better weapon.
When you're some 1600s Okinawan Islander and your chill as fuck island kingdom gets invaded by brutal as fuck Samurai, dragging it kicking and screaming into the Japanese nation, and then banning you from owning proper weapons as per Japanese law. So now you're bonking bandits & unwary Samurai on the head with sticks, turtle shells, and your clapper/thresher.
Delivering more debilitating injuries than a stick of it's size while being fold-able, easily constructed, and incredibly cheap, and cross-training you in the use of literally anything tied to anything else you might have on hand.
Almost all wacky martial arts weapons are some kind of cope for concealability, cheapness, being "kind of" like common objects, etc. It's usually reasonable in it's very specific context, not in a video gamey kind of "what has muh best statz" way.
It packs more of a punch than most concealable weapons you could feasibly cobble together quickly out of trash while larping as an unarmed hobo with Garand Thumb in some shithole city.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_f-0GRismLg
It’s useful in Training you to fight with unorthodox weapons like flails and three sectioned staffs without you hurting yourself.
hitting people around corners.