Naked hiking

do you go naked outdoors anons? ive always enjoyed going to my local two nude beaches (i live by the pacific ocean) but lately ive been nudemaxxing when innawoods and it feelsgoodman. its so free and easy, its like how god intended us to be. adam and eve were naked in the garden after all. interestingly i have heard there are designated forests in europe which encourage naked hiking. it is no coincidence that the early hippies that came from germany and austria to north america brought their nudist proclivities along with them.

next time you are in the forest, i recommend you drop your trousers and let your genitals feel the fresh breeze

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All fun and games until bugs bite the shit out of your cawk and balls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats what pubic hair is for 😉 im not some shaved mole-rat ball freak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should always at least dipe up.

      >bugs bite the shit out of your cawk and balls
      Not in a dipey they wont.

      Jesus Lord, are you suggesting just hiking around with your hose flapping in the wind?

      I can't even imagine that. I feel like mine would probably get injured by banging against something like a cactus or jagged rocks. I can't even consider how I would recover from that, my dangler getting all torn up.

      This guy knows.

      One time I squatted to take a shit in the desert and got sunburned on my butthole. No thanks

      Kek, lesson learned, shoulda diped up.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, whenever I can. Barefoot or shirtless if I can't. Makes me feel so much more connected to creation 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heck yeah brother. one time i was biking shirtless near the beach and this bro-douche yelled at me to put a shirt on and his buddy said "dont disrespect him, thats jesus!"

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One time I got naked on a trail, no idea why. It felt great but now looking back it was pretty cringe like most things I ever did.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is a natural way to be, like going barefoot in the dirt

      Last spring break I spent 3 of 4 days camping naked in a national forest. I swam in the ice cold stream and sat by the fire. It was pretty cold the whole time but I really enjoyed it and didn't see another person until a friend picked me up after hiking out. If/when I have my own land I will spend a lot more time naked

      that sounds so based, i think that will be my next step to do a multi day trip and stay nude the whole time

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Last spring break I spent 3 of 4 days camping naked in a national forest. I swam in the ice cold stream and sat by the fire. It was pretty cold the whole time but I really enjoyed it and didn't see another person until a friend picked me up after hiking out. If/when I have my own land I will spend a lot more time naked

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Used to do it all the time in the national forest, id always bring a towel and wear boots though.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Lord, are you suggesting just hiking around with your hose flapping in the wind?

    I can't even imagine that. I feel like mine would probably get injured by banging against something like a cactus or jagged rocks. I can't even consider how I would recover from that, my dangler getting all torn up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there are no cacti or jagged rocks around here, just leafy ferns, supple moss and ocean-worn beach stones. im going to the nude beach in a few days its going to be so great to swim with no clothes on, its like returning to our pre-hominid aquatic ancestry

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I live in costa rica and yeah it is common. there have been plenty of times my wife's yoga hippie friends have opted to go topless on our jungle walks. Our little beach is clothing optional and during the season is full of european people who are used to being naked at the beach. I see lots of tiddays..

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One time I squatted to take a shit in the desert and got sunburned on my butthole. No thanks

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'm a member at a nudist club and go hiking there all the time this time of year.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is it? Any hotties?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's great, I highly recommend it if there's a good one near you.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go naked outdoors
    >got raped by sasquach and robbed by some Black folk trying to run away from the forest

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What if you expose yourself to children? Not everyone lives in Europe anon. Here it's a bunch of fat, paranoid weirdos. I was never taught the birds and bees and never even saw my parents show affection toward each other. Now I'm almost middle aged and just now figuring out how to connect with people. But people are unfriendly for the most part.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What if you expose yourself to children?
      go to unpopular and uninhabited places. im not suggesting you whip your dick out in the middle of a tourist trap

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would if not for these Black folk.
    I hate parasites

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a nude beach in europe (forget which c**t) with some hot cali babes and it was all old men creeping on them. I would go nekkid in the woods more but somehow i always get sandspurs all over me (and im absolutely terrified of snakes but dont tell anyone)

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Live in Switzerland and always hike naked. If I can't be naked on a hike (in case of too many people or temperature), it always irks me a bit.

    Living over 1'500m (>5'000 feet) so no ticks.

    Funny thing is, even though Switzerland is quite conservative, all reactions that I had of meeting people were always positive.

    AMA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds so awesome bro. ive heard people central europe like switzerland, austria and germany are all cool with it and that its an expected part of going into nature. the far west coast of canada and america is kinda like that in some places

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i went to the nude beach yesterday, it was chill. mainly just really overweight old guys that were naked. two brown indian guys in full tracksuits slowly loped along the beach im assuming to try to get a sight of a hot chick, so they were a little surprised to round the corner and find hairy me sitting on my towel with my legs splayed out 😉

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a cabin the mts and go naked on occasion. It has to be the sweet spot in the spring or fall when its warm enough but the bugs havent come out yet or a frost has killed them all. I enjoy feeling free and feeling the air on my entire body...but for the most part if I do any serious hiking, I am glad I have clothes on lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but the bugs havent come out yet
      true the mosquitoes are relentless here already. i seem to have developed a bit of an immunity because i know i got bitten a ton the last few days yet im not that itchy

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