My wife fell victim to a predatory parking lot and got her car booted with pic related. I already have several Makita 6.0ah batteries. I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care. What would be the most effective at cutting through this thing? An oscillating multi tool? An angle grinder? Something else? I don't care about noise. They can call the cops, what are the cops gonna do? Unfrick their car boot that I fully plan to cut in half, destroy, and throw in the river that's 1/2 mile down the road? Make me take down the post I plan on making on google reviews and yelp about this shit hole parking lot? Frick these guys. Honestly, the louder and more destructive the tool the better. I hope the parking attendant hears me. If PrepHole suggests an angle grinder and the multi tool I'll do both. I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing.
Angle grinder probably. But I don’t think you need to cut the thing in half, there’s got to be a smaller lock you could drill out or cut off. Then I think you need a socket or something to loosen it up.
Godspeed anon.
There’s ones sort of like pic rel, looks like they put a padlock over the end where the socket would go. A good pair of bolt cutters and a socket set with an extension could probably get the thing off in 30sec
But there’s different types.
Thank you, I've been in such a blind rage that I didn't even think about drilling out the lock. According to google, cobalt drill bits are about the hardest ones out there? So I'm going to pick up a pack at home depot when I go to buy an angle grinder.
Thank you, I'm not sure which it is because I just glanced at it before deciding I would completely ruin it. It seems like the one in the google picture I found uses a tube lock? but then the one you have pictured uses a pad lock. I'll still buy my cobalt drill bits regardless.
Sadly that doesn't seem portable.
Thank you, sounds like consensus is angle grinder but I'll still take my impacts and drill bits for fun.
>surprised if they wouldn't charge you
They can frick off, all they have is the plate number and if they try charging me I'll keep the boot instead of throwing it in the river and I'll meet them in small claims court where I'll wave the fricking boot in front of the face of the lawyer or whoever else is representing them, and then I'll follow them to the goddamn parking lot and put a brand new boot on their car before they can pull away.
Yes cobalt is the best, but they’re brittle, so make sure you keep them straight. But if it’s a padlock, a pair of bolt cutters will cost about as much as good cobalt bits so you’re choice.
Remember when drilling steel, low speed and firm pressure and a couple drops of oil if you can.
Also I'm aware the lock could be picked with effort or there is probably a standard key you can buy that would unlock these. I want something I can buy today at Home Depot, and something that will destroy the boot in the process. Even if I could buy the key today, I wouldn't. I would still do whatever I could to destructively remove this thing as the parking attendant watches.
Lockpicklawyer has a lot of fun just blowing things open with a ramset after he effortlessly picks them. You would also be fine with a grinder, but they sap a battery in quick fashion.
Pick the lock, check lockpicking lawyer as someone else mentioned. Then instead of destroying the book there, toss it in your car and drive off with it. Cut it up at home at your leisure, then return it piece by piece by throwing it at them.
No watching a video will not allow you to go and pick that lock.
Angle grinder one battery, that is stamped sheet metal. A sawzall will also work fast.
>wife
>I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care.
>I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing.
Based.
>throw in the river
Not based.
>Even if I could buy the key today, I wouldn't. I would still do whatever I could to destructively remove this thing as the parking attendant watches.
Based.
>My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a fricking dime. I don't give a frick if the cops come.
>I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a frick.
Based.
kek.
>stop drilling, blast the air horn in his face as soon as he gets close
>don't have any real set place I'm drilling
My fricking sides, OP.
Plasma cutter
>Sadly that doesn't seem portable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxy-fuel_welding_and_cutting#Cutting_torch
This whole piece of shit is held together by 2-3 bolts going across, if you cut the heads and punch them out, it's going to come apart. Failing that, angle grinder will still cut through it, so either way angle grinder is the tool to go for.
But I'd be surprised if they wouldn't charge you for damaging their property and make you pay way more than $200.
Depending what it is, if it’s a super shady predatory place, maybe if the cops get there before you get done cutting it off, then you get trespassed. Or the parking company brings you to small claims court and OP countersues them. Getting towed and booted really fricking sucks when a private company is holding your $25k car hostage, and it’s a real legal grey area like repo guys sometimes.
Go for it OP, def no way you will get in trouble. Burn the place down for the rest of us. Wear blackface and the White House will bail you out if anything happens.
It's fricking predatory. My wife paid $30 to park there for the day, and the machine didn't give her a receipt. Attendant said it was fine, they can tell by the plate. She gets back to the car, it's booted. She asks the attendant what the deal is, he says he has no idea who she is, she didn't pay, so she got booted, and it's a $200 fee to remove it. She shows him, the same guy who told her it was fine, the transaction in her bank app. He says it isn't enough proof. Pay or leave. Looked the place up on google, tons of similar stories. They just don't fill the paper for the receipt machine and boot at random.
My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a fricking dime. I don't give a frick if the cops come. Let's dispute it. Fricking morons. What are the cops gonna do? Too bad, I'll destroy that boot before they fricking get there. Trespass me, I'll gladly leave and see these fricking moron animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a frick. Not today buttholes.
godspeed anon. like someone else said it looks like if you grind off a few bolt heads it'll come apart
Call the police, at least in Europe this company would get criminal charges for this.
See, if this is how it's happened, what I don't understand here is why you've defaulted to showing up at night to cut the lock.
Show up during the day. Present the evidence of payment again. If the attendant declines to unlock the car, punch him in the face. Continue punching him until he decides to unlock the car.
Whoever said I was showing up at night? I posted during the day and on my way to home depot, I just needed recommendations, assbag.
If you read my other posts
I address this. Thank you
for not being moronic anon.
Beat that frickers ass.
>predatory
Nothing says frick you like paying begrudgingly, disappearing for a month or two, and then hearing that the little booth burned down mysteriously after hours one night. There's no leads, of course, because the camera recording equipment was in there. Just some grimly footage of a seven foot clown lobbing flaming bottles of rubbing alcohol at the little wooden shack.
Written like a Ma book
you should call your bank and do a charge back and sue for fraud in small claims court.
>That'll be £2k
>£395 if you pay today
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never seen this before, it's fricking funny.
Nothing as 100% savage as beating down a "fed" with paperwork
Literally all you have to do is pay homeless people $20 a day to frick that place up. You tell them "hey I'm gonna be over here watching you, you go over and do blah blah blah and I'll give you $20.
That's instant meth money or heroin cash. They will straight up bite a frickers face off for $20.
I tell you now, after they've spent $3,000 cleaning up the graffiti, cleaning up the thrown trash bins...they'll know you've arrived.
Shit bro, pay these bums $20 to steal from the cars in there. Tell them it's $40 for every broke window. Yeah you're gonna spend maybe $1,000 paying these bums, but they're gonna do x100 the damage. I promise you this. Just go down to where this place is at and start handing out packs of smokes and beers. Hard liquor works best. Shoot the shit with them. You're liquor and smokes saviour man. They will follow you till the death. Wait till they're drunk, then unleash them!
Btw you have a 10 minute window from the time they're drunk to unleash them, or they'll probably rob you.
A good leader can captivate their attention for eternity.
This is what you call a "force multiplier".
Hell could even get them to start yanking catalytic converters for extra fun and even make a profit off it
i associate with homeless and dirty kids and a dirty ass ~but cognizant~ junky will do this for you, they will enjoy it. but dont make a habit out of it becuase theyre gonna be sloppy and dont give a frick if they get caugth and 50/50chance they wouldnt give a frick and rat you out too.
ive heard of dudes paying teens to harass an enemy and ive met a guy with a laundry list of crimes he will commit for $100
>wtf does laundry list mean?
That sounds like justification to take a baseball bat to the scumbag's kneecaps. I'm feeling sympathetic rage just reading your story.
Godspeed, hope you kill the frickers too
Fricking based
Bootisraelites on suicide watch
Anon I want to join your cause and throw vodka bottles and rags through their windows
The proper action is to pay the money, then take them to small claims for 3x the amount.
Same energy as pic related. Incredibly based. Good luck bro
>Not calling the police
You're moronic and you're going to cost yourself more time and headache tying to do it this way. The cops are going to side with them if you literally start hacking apart their boot, vs your current situation where you can show they scammed you.
I would say you’re more moronic for not reading through the thread and seeing how things developed, with the glaring post with tons of replies that you have to scroll past to get to the bottom. Dumb ass moron.
>also OP said they didn’t care about the cops
Your reading comprehension is actually complete shit and you just reply with nonsense, don’t you?
Stay mad moronic homosexual, how does my cum taste
Go talk to a lawyer, you fricking moron.
Good luck anon. You are doing God's work.
Land of the free
There used to be a tow truck shop in my area that would straight up just tow cars from anywhere then demand money for them back. People would call the cops and all the fricks had to say was someone was parked where they shouldn't have been, and nobody ever had proof otherwise. Anyway a bunch of guys from the neighborhood started pitching cheap nails, screws, whatever was sharp, all over their lot. Eventually we got more creative and started doing things like breaking their security cameras, using pellet guns to shoot out lights, icing their locks, etc et all. Cops knew too, didnt give a frick because it was never anything major. Man, that was some legit bonding. Good times.
>if the cops get there before you get done cutting it off, then you get trespassed.
Nope. Not even a thing. Stop making things up on the internet.
As long as the boot isn't damaged taking it off, there are no grounds to sue.
>cops trespassing you off private property is made up
This place attracts the biggest morons. It’s astounding.
Grind the heads off the bolts, use a punch and hammer to knock bolts out. Ezpz, 10 minutes max. Don't slip and grind your tire though. Take a gun too in case they come at you with wrenches.
OP you better update after getting the boot off
I wanna know if they actually try anything
>predatory parking lot
How, exactly, does that work? What have they done that is predatory?
look at
Yeah OP, angle grinder is the way that I would try to remove it as well, but if you've never used one before, please at least put on some kind of eye protection even if it's just shitty sunglasses or something--- the cutting wheels are brittle and if you apply any sideload to them while cutting they will shatter. Also be aware that there's a difference between cutting disks and grinding disks (you want the thin cutting type disks for this application)
Everyone should own an angle grinder and they're ideal for shaving those pins or cutting off the boot. If you have no angle grinders buy a 6" if available for the thin kerf cutting wheels.
If it was me I would make a single cut where the red line is. Either a cordless grinder with a cutoff wheel, or a cordless sawzall with a Milwaukee torch blade or something equivalent...
Should be a quick and easy cut. Sawzall would make less noise. Either one should have it off in less than a minute or two. Then just grab both halves and chuck it off to the side and drive your car away.
Grinder throws sparks at bumper cover that way so best to slice either rivet heads or cut further up that same arm outboard of the disc.
Don't be a Black person who doesn't use a grinder guard.
I believe that padlock covers a bolt. It would be 10x faster to cut the padlock and then get a ratchet and 6” extension in there, unless OP wants to wreck the boot.
Seconding this. It would also be almost completely silent and way less conspicuous. Strap the bolt-cutter to your back under a coat like a bike thief.
Did you cut it off yet?
Hope it helps senpai
>https:// youtube.com /watch?v=CrL5tqFczPE
love
-anon xoxo
fricking underachiever
https:// youtube.com /watch?v=CrL5tqFczPE
jesus christ what the frick did that moron do
the comments in that vid say you don't need that fancy tool but just a tube or bic pen or something; he doesn't really pick the lock according to them. why he didn't say that in the video is a mystery, because he did make a point that you could use a screwdriver for the other part. at any rate, OP, if you can remove it without damaging it that might help.
This anon
When done boot the attendants or the lot owners car but get a resin epoxy and quick hardening putty in to the release mechanism.
My grandfather got booted once when I was with him in New York like 30 years ago, for parking infront of a hydrant he went into the nearest building and pulled a fire alarm and when the fire truck and cops arrived they unlocked it so he could move the frick out of the way because "what kind of moronic beat cop boots a car for blocking a hydrant so that the fricking car can't be moved it's sposed to be fricking towed!." I think he got a bunch of tickets about it that he ignored until he died.
I've never gotten the point of booting a car. If it's not supposed to be there, why make it stuck in place?
For instance, this was smart.
Because you either pay their fee or they get to tow your car and get money that way.
dont make em like they used to
Check your local laws, but I remember hearing in France when wheel clamps started to become a thing people discovered once the fine was paid the company had to remove the clamp within a certain amount of time. So whenever someone got clamped they would put super glue in the lock, pay the fine then when the company couldn't remove the clamp in time watch as they had to destroy their own lock.
Work smart, not hard
I wiki’d it real quick, and the local laws differ when it comes to a private company booting cars. Might be worth looking into that. There were lots of court cases because of extorsion BS like that.
in america it is legal to shoot someone putting a wheel clamp on your vehicle. technically its a form of assault
just use the ol gas ax if you don't give a shit about consequences
>thread movie scene
Ring them,
Beg to remove boot
Wait for guy to show up
Beat the everliving shit out of him
I wonder if the "Jaws of Life" wouldn't tear this apart. I don't know where to buy them or how much they cost but I would think they would rip the boot legs apart. Maybe some sort of hydraulic spreader?
Yea it would work but those are fricking expensive. They are hooked up to a big hydraulic pump.
Acetalyn torch. One 1/4th turn acetalyn, 1/2 turn oxygen, heat metal, once red, press and follow through with cut melting the metal.
Why bother with a grinder or anything else?
Blue saw is best saw.
People have figured out how to defeat those, you just need to find the right video. Like this one:
Just don't damage it. They can sue you to replace it, but it's not illegal to remove it, if it's not a cop boot. Remove it, leave it on the ground. If someone steals it - not your problem.
Angle grinder with a cutting wheel, maybe?
I cut one off on my work truck and another car at Walmart's parking lot. Haven't seen Walmart use the boots in the parking lots ever since. Takes less than 1 minute to cut them off..
If I just wanted to frick with bootBlack folk is there anything dumb I can do? For example, what could they do if I parked my shitbox there, jacked it up and took all the wheels off and left it on bricks?
OP is suspicious. The thumbnail for the lockpicking lawyer taking one of these off is the exact same picture he uses. https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/how-to-remove-a-car-boot-quickly-and-easily/85957561/
Op didn't claim that was his personal car you moron, it's just a pic of a boot.
>he didn't post a picture of his exact thing!
>HE'S A FAKE!!
please leave
I used to work for a property management company and had a shady tow truck company under contract. It's just absolutely crazy how they can literally sneak up on cars and tow them away in a minute flat. I've seen car owners literally chase the tow trucks on foot when they realize what's happening and of course the tow truck drivers see them but they just head straight for the impound lot ofc.
Honestly I have no sympathy for people who park where they aren't supposed to. 99% of people who do this know what they're doing is wrong but they think they can go in and out before anyone notices. In the time it takes for you to get a pack of cigs your car is gone.
>WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>HORN ANON IS IN YOUR AREAAA
i chuckled
Hero, find out where he lives and occasionally blast an airhorn at like 4AM until you see lights come on then dip ASAP
and ALL OF THIS OCCURS without a SINGLE CELLPHONE recording it all, nor anyone recording your or her license plate.
anon, that dipshit was doing a, wait for it
SIDE HUSTLE
-butthole gets job as parking attendant,
-doesn't make much money, wants more money
-realizes parking lot doesn't have camera's pointing anywhere But the ENTRY/EXIT points of the parking lot
-buys vehicle boot with key and goes into self-profit service
-makes sure to never refill receipt paper(actually just unplugs the receipt paper printer when he see's his mark)
-someone drives up, annoys him/looks like have money/won't put up fight/etc
-unplug shitty receipt printer, says its OK, won't forget face, etc
-go in building/park/pool/etc
-goes and (while avoiding cameras(easy because sees them on monitor) BOOTS THAT CAR/TRUCK/HUMMER
-use burner phone for(sketchy boot company protection) phone # on boot/paper slip
-plays I don't know you, you have to pay up, etc line
-gets money, waits for them to go off in huff
-quick runs and removes boot(might time it with regular industry truck drive by)
Now has money from shitty parking lot job AND from illegal boot ripoff job
Then this anon's imaginary story, with imaginary girlfriend/wife occurs
temper fii
If this actually happened it would have to go viral.
Jeebus Christmas, that's the title image from this:
Just do what the LPL did/
You went out and handled your shit like a champ my man good job anon showing these thieving fricks whats up
fricking kek'd
You're doing the lord's work anon
>DON'T PARK HERE
>AND TO PROVE IT
>WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT REALLY HARD TO LEAVE
>FRICK YOU LOL
In the case of the OP and a lot of these shitty parking lots, it isn’t a deterrent to not park there. They want people to park there and then force them to pay extra to leave, it’s a scam and they use shitty loopholes and bank on people being in a hurry and just paying whatever fee
>the blowhorn
I keked
Anon doing the Lord’s work. You’re an inspiration to borderline spergs everything.
Clown world problems require clown world solutions
Excellent work, OP. Malicious Compliance how it has to be done. They tried to be malicious, and you make _them_ comply.
Everybody wants to stick it to the man, but that's misplaced. No such man did anything wrong to you. But OP? Yeah, you have to, and you did do a good job of sticking it to the man. Bravo, Cowboy.
Huge wiener energy, I hope OP went hope to frick his wife unconscious.
While I empathize with your anger and vicariously enjoyed your story, now that it's over I suggest you consider if that level of reaction is healthy. For one thing, you probably permanently damaged both your hearing and his. The situation could have easily escalated into assault and jail time or worse for you. I'm not saying you should have just paid the phony "fine" but your reaction seems (deliciously) over the top. if this is typical behavior, you could be facing real problems down the line. It is rarely wise to act in a fit of rage.
t: Been there, done that, regretted it, learned from it.
I think Anon responded with great and admirable restraint in near perfect parity. The initial dispute is a "contract" dispute, i.e. a person looking for parking will pay so many dollars per hour as a rent to use a portion of property for a period of time.
(Where this starts to go off the rails from a contract law understanding is a duty imposed on the consumer to participate in the bookkeeping and penalties stipulated for failure to peform that duty regardless of its affect of the consideration. In fact, the party showed not only intent to complete their side of the contrac, i.e. removal of the vehicle feom the property at the agreed upon time, but also was prevented from doing so by the other party. A good lawyer could set some amazing precedent here.)
Resolution of contract disputes happen in Courts. Instead, the lot decided to embark on a series of actions with intention to escalate the discomfort of the situation until a particular form of compliance, i.e. payment of the "fine," is achieved.
The lot could have had the car towed. This is the customary remedy to unwanted vehicles on private property. Instead, it was booted. A physical device was used to encumber the remedy.
Anon responded at this point and beyond at almost perfect parity.
They put on a boot? He takes off the boot.
They want to make noise to interfere? He makes noise to interfere.
One for one straight down the line. Or as this Anon put it perfectly:
>Clown world problems require clown world solutions
You are suggesting that one should be self-restrained and subject himself to the will of the System in such moments. The problem is that it is both the System and this behavior that the aggressors are abusing.
>israeli hands typed
Indeed.
>just go with it goy
>it's not healthy to resist
>let ~~*us*~~ figure it out for you
Do you know what the difference is between a dead lawyer in the middle of the road and a dead skunk in the middle of the road?
You didn't hit the skunk on purpose?
It's a funny story and all, but based honkanon sounds like he has serious anger issues and I wouldn't be surprised if he winds up doing some prison time later after battering someone etc.
Obviously predatory parking lot people should be placed in the gas chamber and physically removed from our society just like every other antisocial criminal who doesn't respect the social fabric. But still, the story leaves me with a sense that honkanon is a powderkeg of anger issues who is going to crack in the wrong way at the wrong time someday.
>these people deserve the gas chamber
>but don’t like get all angry omg XD
You are a homosexual. OP is running interference for everyone else who might’ve gotten booted. He is standing up to predatory practices and making it more difficult to scam people. If everyone was more like him, there would be no scammers because they’d probably all be dead or broke by now.
It seems that you've missed the point again.
Predatory parking people should get fricked, but OP also seems to have severe emotional/anger issues. These two concepts aren't mutally exclusive
OP appears to be a lolcow in early phases of development
>somebody boots your own multi thousand dollar piece of property, for all intents and purposes removing it from your possession
>they demand a multi hundred dollar fee to give you back your own property they unjustly took away from you
>lol bro why are you angry? Just calm down bro. There's no reason to be upset
I'm not even that anon. I just wanted to chime in and say you're moronic. There's times when seething anger is an overreaction, yes. But in this situation, the anger is justified. There are many other anon's that would have gone much further than OP did.
You've missed the point again, again.
It's not about whether its appropriate to be angry in this instance, it's about everything that OP says is showing redflags that he is in fact a lolcow.
There's no good kind of seething lol
Missing the point? No.
>OP also seems to have severe emotional/anger issues
lolcow status aside(go back to KF you fricking Black person), if multiple people aren't understanding what you're trying to say, maybe you're just shit at expressing yourself and it's not them "missing the point".
If OP's story is true, it's a fair and reasonable reaction to blatant scamming that didn't involve felony assault and physical altercation but still will make the c**ts think twice before trying this shit in the future. God bless people like him and top fricking kek at the story and his skills greentexting it.
Actually, now that I think about it, we need a morbius-tier film about the underdog superhero: The Seether. He gets shit on everyday by an uncaring world, but finally he's had enough!
He's going to strike back by putting concrete into an apartment complexs toilets, blasting parking lot attendants with airhorns, and owning the banking israelites by "choosing" to live in a cardboard box or trashcan
While there obviously were other courses of action that would have been less risky to OP, I do like that people like OP exist in society. Might just keep a few people on their toes and off these scams.
>Be polite, you never know when you might upset that one guy that comes back with an drill and an airhorn.
t. the booth worker trying to fit in after getting embarrassed
I frankly wouldn't be surprised if the cops come to OP's house at some point in the next week to harass him after his reaction. He should make sure to keep that proof of payment handy so that he has evidence if the parking lot tries to press charges.
This reply was the result of low testosterone, go drink more onions
>a fit of rage
>a powderkeg of anger issues
You keep repeating this baseless opinion.
Why? At what level of projection are you operating? What is your goal? To convince anyone the man who went out of his way to hurt no one is violent? That's not gonna sell.
Yeah I agree. Would be surprised if he gets arrested sued or both.
the boot israelite fears the drill chad
>For one thing, you probably permanently damaged both your hearing and his
Unlikely. Hearing aid professional gay here. it says 120dB max output. That *is* a lot but if it all happened as anon descriped it is unlikely to cause damage right now. If you do it often it will cause a more rapid decay of your hearing and instead of 60-70years old you might need a hearing aid at like 50-60years instead. If you want to destroy your hearing with a single blast you need a little more. Remember that +10dB means x10 the kinetic energy, so 130dB would be 10 times louder. And there is where direct damage would be likely. if you would press it right on the skull it would be enough though, because of direct sound transmission.
Lol homosexual. Revenge is always justified he did nothing wrong.
>Revenge is always justified
In fact it never is
He's recovering his own vehicle, and he discouraged hostile yelling. He didn't boot the attendant's car, and he didn't shout at someone in his own workplace.
Troll.
Wrong, revenge is always justified. It's just a matter of whether you will perform your duty correctly.
If anons like OP are out here taking names and earholes with airhorns then other anons will get anal plugged and fricked.
Sometimes the duty of revenge is a consuming one. You could lose everything, but make the world a far better place with your sacrifice.
>Wrong, revenge is always justified. It's just a matter of whether you will perform your duty correctly.
Revenge isn't a duty. It is a self centered act, idolized by those with low intellect and low self-control.
Just revenge is righteous punishment of evil by the rightly offended. When someone does you unprovoked ill they burned their human card. Their punishment is nature's justice, a face for an eye and a jaw for a tooth.
You are confusing "revenge" and "justice".
They're the same thing.
no
no the other guy is right.
he is not
He was getting his wife's car back, dumbass
>PrepHole
I'm sure your family will be very proud of you when you forgive the man who killed them in cold blood because it would just be "unintelligent" and "selfish" to seek justice.
Plot twist, I killed my own senpai in cold blood.
every act of revenge like this actually makes society a much better place. If every butthole knew there was a chance of getting their shit pushed in they would think twice about pulling shit like this
This is false. Vigilantism leads to anarchy which leads to supression.
Frick off with that dross. Vigilantism is nothing more than a natural response to artificially created chaos. We're seeing that right now in my liberal shithole city, where people are dealing with homeless degenerates, drug addicts, and other animal scum stealing anything that isn't bolted down while simultaneously ruining every part of the city with their bullshit, literal shit, and their antics. So we've started seeing more and more people hiring private security to keep methheads from staling cars, license plates, or cat converters. There was a case where I guy went full taken in our city and severely beat the guy who stole his cat converter. He was arrested, but he invited the news and they came and he pleaded guilty and explained why, and said if he ever caught the man doing it again he'd do it again. Right there, in court. Fricking based.
Why are people taken to revenge? Because the avenues that people expect for their problems to get handled (The police, courts, etc.) are overwhelmed, understaffed, and legally not even interested in prosecuting the crimes. How safe do you feel going downtown when there was a stabbing there last week, and the libtard DA released him, and the degenerate frick stabbed another innocent motherfricker. Or when cars are being stolen every single day in the hundreds in my city while politicians and the DA and everyone who was supposed to give a frick sits on their ass and talks with a diversity and social justice counsel of privileged, woke losers because they care more about being stylish than fixing the city?
Yeah, when you can't trust the cops, people start dealing with their problems in ways they see fit.
Look at this homosexual ass b***h. OP should have murdered the parking monkey and nailed his rotting corpse to the shack and liberated the parking lot. The weak will fear the strong.
What causes more harm to society? Someone that scams people for a living or someone that destroys the scammer's equipment and eardrums?
I think everyone can agree that our Justice System is a sack of shit and more often than not, a nonviable option
frickin a Anon
a hero
If you have proof of purchase, as in your bank records then simply call the police.
They are probably well aware of this place, all you are doing now is making yourself liable for damages to some scumbag parking lot.
Yeah, I get being angry, but this is pretty extreme. Then again, that was the whole point.
>extreme
You have no concept of the world like.
Bring some cutting oil to help your blade cut faster.
>They are probably well aware of this place
shameful reality
Battery sawzall
If it was locked with a shitty tubular lock, a 20 dollar impressioning tool would have made short work of it, but this is so much better.
BASED
Have a screenshot for all you lurkers
Fake and gay
You need the backstory as well
And an updated screenshot that shows the sheer volume of replies.
Pic related, added some autism flair to it
kek, happy to be included in this
honk honk honk
>newhorns can't trihonk
Brilliant, frickin saved
Honk honk
fricking kek
Honk! Honk!
Recommending this movie for the wind down anon. It tells a few tales of similar tension. One very similar to yours involving parking.
More like "Falling Down"
You are the man I aspire to be anon.
Holy shit massive kek. Frick them and their israelite bullshit, trying to make your wife pay $200 just to leave the damn lot. I wonder if they'll stop using boots after this? Doing gods work op.
sigma mode
Lockpickinglawyer can open that in 10 seconds, but you already know that since the pic is from his video: https://youtu.be/CrL5tqFczPE
Hearing about anons winning makes my day. You’ve inspired me OP
Based beyond belief
Wouldn't car boots fall under false imprisonment (not allowing people freedom of movement) as well as a fourth amendment violation (not having access to your property without warrant or due process)?
No, you can still walk away and forfeit your property and no, when a private citizen does it, it's at a form of theft at worst. however since your property (car) is located on their property (lot), you are also trespassing.
>you are also trespassing
wut
>here's my property but you can park on it
>you're on my property, that's trespassing
stop being moronic
>trespassing
you overpaid for your reddit law degree
Neither of those things apply to private companies, they only define the limits of government.
It's for you
Was this also you?
Bravo, kudos and well done! Boothboi now has lifelong horn trauma. OP is worthy to birth my manbabbies.
>amazon listing for the horn
>supposedly audible up to 1 mile away
Jesus christ anon
Tell me you've never lived in a city or you don't own a car without telling me. You must live in a utopia to think that predatory parking lots/garages never exist and something like this could never happen. Quick search shows
>https://buffalonews.com/news/local/council-looking-to-crack-down-on-predatory-booting-in-parking-lots/article_7939d7ff-d21b-55fb-a8b2-10b082ede836.html
>https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/02/04/womans-car-booted-after-parking-in-her-own-driveway/
Where do you live anon? I want to move there
>audible up to 1 mile away
maximum kek
my sides continue to ascend in altitude every time i imagine the kinetic energy of that horn, normally stretched over a mile, getting compressed down to a 6 inch space between horn and attendant and being jammed into his eardrum
guy will probably never hear the sound of his children's laughter for the rest of his life
OP you dumb son of a b***h you should have at least worn earplugs but here you go you legend
10/10
Funny how they only respect you after they've pushed you to the brink of madness.
>they only respect you after they've pushed you to the brink of madness
It's not respect. It's fear. Chiefly of the unknown. They were counting on a set of behaviors based on social norms. More than counting on it, the entire game is predicated on it.
When that ceases to be evident, they must now re-evaluate all their manipulations as provocations and gauge the danger they've created. Because the reality has reasserted itself: they rely on their mark to restrain himself.
It's why israelitefinger here keeps harping back on "powder keg" and "check yourself" and whatnot. Because they're so pathetically powerless to stop anything and anyone asserting themselves.
Legendary
Angle grinder will frick that thing up in no time. Leave the pieces in the street as a warning to the parking police.
>They have your license plate and will fine you for the damage.
>fine
They can demand payment. They can complain to credit agencies. But only a court can impose fines.
shitty memes done right
hahahaha
as always, security mechanisms can best be undone by attacking the sense of comfort, confidence, or impatience of the nearest fleshy thing that has the authority to remove it
congrats OP
you showed him who the weak link was in his shitty scheme
>HONK HONK!
>When the last thing you ever hear is the deafening HONK of clown world
savage
Holy shit that's why this thread is still up. I hope this is true.
Great thread OP. I fell victim to something like this one time. I think I know what I will do next time. 9AH dewalt batteries and grinder / sawzaw. I was young and didn't know any better.. old anon now, who is tired of homosexual shit like what happened to you.
Well done OP. My old apartment would constantly change which spaces were available to park in. I one day parked in a spot they changed to a reserved parking spot. I couldn’t get to work and the apartment I lived in said no one was available to get it off so I had to take the train which luckily was possible for this particular work location.
When I got back I went into the back office like a silverback gorilla and started pressing everyone. They said there’s nothing they can do it’s policy and I was flipping out so bad the woman at the desk sent me to the building manager in his back office, the highest ranked member of the building. He was a literal israelite wearing a Yamacha. I was at the brink of murdering everyone in the office and glared and shouted. I told him that I knew he wasn’t likely to do anything and I said I really hope the 150 dollars is worth it and glared into that frickers soul. He gave in.
TLDR why be handy when you can threaten to kill people.
They booted my car as well, I didn’t mention it.
You have no idea how mad having a boot on your car can make a man.
fricking kek
HOOOOONK
Doing the Lord's work anon.
You're doing God's work anon.
Respect muh authritai.
god speed anon
If the boot is made of steel, use thermite. It will chemical burn through the steel following gravity. Make sure the thermite doesn't touch any of your cars steel
The cheapest oxyacetylene kit I saw online is a little less than $100 and will cut the shit out of that
Now show us the proof you were there and that your wife paid up money in the first place.
FRICKING GIGA BASED
and now you are a felon for BUYING a REGULATED KEY FOB, you have to have a license, pay taxes, and be accredited to have said key in reality
they don't want you breaking into soda machines(reason they lock up soda machines in some places), vending machines, cash machines, ATM's(this is the main red flag, no bank robberies allowed), and parking boots.
Good job anon. I have a strip of magnesium so I would have shaved some aluminum, got some rust and started thermite. He can’t stop it. Would a diamond drill have done it anons? When he took it off I would have grabbed it, then taken it with me. For anyone who wishes to reply to me, how would I be able to remove this boot easily? That key looks pretty generic but I don’t think it’s the same around me.
I understood that reference. I liked him but it was one of the weaker stories, only second to the rich family’s son.
ENERPACK!!!!
fricking based
is... is that windows Vista?
Thats windows 7, anon
Hey anon, maybe you should just pay the fricking fee.
Parking israelite hands typed this post
Absolutely fricking based unhinged anon getting back at the world
glorious son of a b***h!
alpha male
sigma grindset
Sigma drillset amirite?
Just buy a gun and make them take it off at gunpoint ezpz
Now buy your wife a set of pic related.
Tying a few cobras to her rims would be easier
Look up "Lock picking Lawyer" on Youtube, I think he has a video on these boots.
Fricking chad
Peace was NOOT an option.
can those bolt heads be angle grinded off? they look like hinges. surely you just pop the heads off and be done with it? Even if its solid iron an angle grinder will cut through that in 5-10min and two blades.
I'd knock the bolt heads off though.
If your thinking of drilling go for cobalt and some cutting fluid. Cobalt will drill through mild and stainless like butter when we'll lubed. The yellow to and black oxide are dogshit. If you really wanna she'll out go for full carbide. I drill out stuck taps and etc with those frickers.
Alternatively use an angle grinder with significant umf. If you really wanna give them a finger rent a gas concrete saw and strap a 15 inche cutter on it. Those things can blow through a railroad track in a minute flat. A shoddy boot will be like a hot knife through butter.
Third option is a bit quieter but not much. A hand held band saw with a medium high TPI should get through it quieter then the angle grinder can. it's gonna be slower but I've cut 1/4 inch wall thickness stainless steel girders with it. Took about 5 minutes each with a full battery.
And as always wear your eye and ear pro.
Source: 4 year Aircraft Metals Technician with the Chair Force.
Oxy acetalyn torch
this video explains how to remove
I wouldn't touch that thing with anything other than a chop saw. Loud and fast and flashy.
Based af anon. That's called looking after you and yours.
cant you just write something like "Burn Black folk and homosexual and abort all babies" on it and wait for some activist to destroy it for you?
Good shit anon
Angle grinder and multiple disks is your best bet eventually they'll tow it. the boot is there so that by the time the tow truck shows up it's not gone. An equally quality move would be to buy the key off of ebay
https://www.ebay.com/itm/201650224947?epid=8003748718&hash=item2ef34a3f33:g:AWUAAOSwcB5ZNlqa
for maximum frickery you could pretend to get yourself in a situation get yourself booted and stalk the guy who booted you wait until he gets into his car remember the car and the following day when he goes about setting off to work boot his piece of shit car and put glue in the locking mechanism
May have been said already but don't destroy it. Then they hold you liable for that too. At this point it's just a civil issue cop, unless just being dicks, can't stop you from removing it in a non destructive manor. Get a socket wrench and remove what needs to be removed to get it off. Usually hub assembly? Not a master mechanic sorry don't know all the parts. Then take their boot to your property. Hold it ransom they are pretty cheap so they probably won't even try to get it back. Return it by booting their company vehicles later super glue or epoxy in the lock will disable the cylinder.
>he goes to get the keys and I keep drilling it
inb4 OP unleashed the BRONZE SOMETHING upon the parking attendant even after he had yielded
absolute fricking legend
My brother in airhorn, you have performed flawlessly, may TOOT bless you.
When this thread dies, Im going to screenshot every single inch of it, and someday make a great compilation of it, and when I do, this post will feature prominently.
>this post will feature prominently.
It should with those digits.
pick lock it, and reattatch it to either one of their cars or to part of their building
I'm pretty sure OP's wife became immediately impregnated after this. You must nickname him Klaxon.
put me in the screencap
this might be the best thread i've seen on PrepHole
this started out so cringe I hoped it was fake and then became so based it better be real
Make sure to cake it in dog shit and leave it on the side of the road to send a message.
Oh my fricking god anon that was so baste i r8 8/8 make your autism work for YOU 😀
Absolutely based out of space. A hero to us all.
Also, happy fathers' day because after that stunt she'd better have a bun in that oven.
Based if true
put birb in screencap
You got to figure out how to open that Little door
good HONK anon!42xth
Holy kek anon
Easiest should be to cut off the rivet heads and then push out the bolts.
saw this cap from PrepHole holy frick you are based beyond belief. This is how a fricking man takes control of a fricking situation.
Absolute fricking legend.
what I learned from PrepHole today is that I need to invest in more airhorns
I'm a tourist from PrepHole here to tell you that we too are celebrating your victory, airhornchad:
based
Sorry if I'm raining on anybody's parade, but uh...
youre my hero anon, i wish you unbooted wheels and loud airhorns in your future
I was here
I've been giggling for ten minutes straight anon. God bless you sperg.
Well fricking done OP you have my respect
Holy fricking REDDIT. Look at all the upboats this LARP got.
All he did was provide a stock image of a wheel boot, and a photograph of a cheap air horn sitting in front of his LARP thread and you ledditors ATE IT UP.
The absolute STATE of this place
The quality of posting on PrepHole is so bad I'm happy to read AI generated greentext stories at this point.
Maybe you could go answer the "how do I fix drywall?" thread if you want to read about something real?
Incredible
Get a crash course on lockpicking this type of lock from yt or something, then you'll be ready for next time
That's the easiest and cheapest way to get those Amazon wheel boots off. Just get one of those round Bic-clic promo pens that are ubiquitous. Disassemble it because you be needing the plastic barrel. It's the perfect size. Just jam the pen barrel in the lock and gently rap the back with a light hammer. Once it's firmly seated just twist and it will unlock because you've just made a key for it. That trick won't work on modern US/Euro versions of tubular locks since they use pins with variable spring rates specifically to defeat this particular attack for the most part. There are bittings out there that this will work on no matter what they do to the internals. But the cheap Chinese tubular locks that have flooded low end of the market for security devices don't use variable spring rates. They're still vulnerable.
>OP just UNLOADed at him
?t=1924
I'm dead. I fricking died tonight. I would've said to put me in the screencap, but's been capped already.
Wort it OP
This could probably work
become ungovernable
I remember reading some forum post about a guy at war with some oragnization who put a boot on his car. instead of paying to have it removed he put the car onto a flatbed and transported it back to his house. he had another car to drive so he didn't care that it was stuck there. they came after him for stealing their boot, but he told them they could come take it back whenever they wanted. they said they would only remove it if he paid the fine but he kept refusing. I think he ended up going to court, but I didn't see how it ended up.
that was on the vw forums that requires registration but some jeepbro copied it out to the jeep forums here https://www.jeepforum.com/threads/epic-hoa-parking-boot-battle.572540/
I was thinking of just grinding the bolt heads away and pull then. Should come off easily.
supremely based
jesus christ anon. For your sake I hope you wore your ear protection in that fit of rage
hearing damage sucks shit.
Black folk like this is why I added a gate to my parking lot. If I see you trying to fiddle with the clamp, whole parking lot gets shut down and this homosexual will be the one to explain why.
Now this is a man. Take notes.
No, it's a thief and a vandal.
Who are you trying to impress, moron? Pic related, here come your knights in shining armor to rescue your parasitic business model!
If this is what society considers right, then I'd rather be wrong, so frick you.
I, too, would like to appear in the screencap
Came here to say based.
very based my man.