My town has 50 cops in total and I could take it over with a fully locked and loaded tank. You have no idea, I could get away with so much if I had access to a tank in this town. Nothing could stop me, PrepHole. I would be extremely invincible for a very long time.
Why would you do that? Pretty sure departments can call for assistance from other departments.
>gets shot 75 times
>You totally don't need an entire crew to operate a tank, guys. You just need WASD and a mouse, guys.
what are they gonna do to stop him as he slowly does the work of 4 men in the tank, anon? shoot him? think before speaking
It can be done. Why nobody is doing it, I know not.
tanks can be killed with molotovs, especially because you can't both shoot and move and see at the same time
Then the natty guard arrives and sends a javelin at you, assuming you can even figure out how to work a tank at all
Stop ruining my thread, buzzkills
>I would be extremely invincible for a very long time.
You call a couple hours till your death a very long time?
They're not wrong though. Stop fapping on violence, weirdo
Nasty girls don't have that stuff on tap, they don't put anything bigger than an M240 in their armories, they have actual Army run depots for their bigger weapons.
Also OP, nice fantasy, but looking at screens obsessively while drunk isn't healthy, take a nap or watch clouds like a normal kommando.
Also this is actually why a lot of nations put locks on the inside of tank hatches when doing urban stuff or at night. This is also what they say the locks on the outside of the hatches are for, but we all know the real reason is so soldiers don't defect or run away.
killdozer?
>gets fucked by apache
Sure thing pal, ride around in your tank. Alone, you could drive but not fire the tank. Youre basically a large bumper car. They will mobility kill you then smoke you out.
please take your pills. your shizo sex fantasies are taking over you.
You know you can buy a tank in america?
Dont be stupid but i mean you can get halfway to your dream.
Used to be able to buy them from Russia for 10k euro each many years ago.
The cat tricked me into reading this retarded post
>The cat tricked me into reading this retarded post
same the musket specifically
They will box you in with their own tanks or blow you up with bomb squad ordnance. They also won't even need to call for assistance for that, other agencies are going asap if a tank attack comes out. You'll probably get hit by an attack helo from the national guard or they'll grab a .50 cal from the gun store. Cops don't fuck around anymore, we 3rd world now.
>You'll probably get hit by an attack helo from the national guard or they'll grab a .50 cal from the gun store.
The fuck do you think a .50 BMG is going to do against a tank? This isn't Verdun, you don't have anti-tank rifles anymore.
50 can take out optics and damage viewing ports.
Fuck ya mudda
You have zero manueverability and will be killed.
That said, please do it and stream it.
How can one be extremely invincible? It's a binary state. You either are or not invincible. You can't be more or less invincible
Ok? do it gay. I will make daily threads if you did, until then, you are a gay.
don't worry I am rooting for you. let me know if you get an extra tank I'll help you. if you really want me in your tank though I'll be driver
>I could take on the local PD in a tank
>Deploying armor against combatants equipped to deal with Jamal and crackie Craig
I mean, yeah, you'd probably win that one pretty hard
I thought you died 20 years ago, Marvin