My step dad had an accidental discharge while drinking and cleaning his gun like a retard.

My step dad had an accidental discharge while drinking and cleaning his gun like a retard….

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP.

      Sometimes, the only way to teach a retard not to touch the hot stove or hot iron is for them to actually touch it and get burned. Your step dad just learned a valuable lesson.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finger nearl barrel or finer and thumb on ejection port and detination while attempting to rack?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily I don’t live with my parents so I have no idea exactly what happened other than what I’ve said….

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess your dads also too retarded to tell you any details beyond “me was drunk, me shoot finger, owie, here pic”. Lol what’s it like knowing your mom fucks only retards.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mom fucks only retards.
          We're getting laid tonight PrepHole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well, after that happened he fucked your mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based pops, enjoying life like he should.

      [...]

      >screw up fairly badly, then have your wife's son post it on the internet for everyone to laugh at you
      cuck got what he deserved I guess

      drinking and firearms, a classic combo
      teaches him right, but does he learn?

      Fucking pansy ass nerds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you drunk, too?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    super glue can fix that.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >screw up fairly badly, then have your wife's son post it on the internet for everyone to laugh at you
    cuck got what he deserved I guess

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drinking and firearms, a classic combo
    teaches him right, but does he learn?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/U5t8mIZ.jpg

      My step dad had an accidental discharge while drinking and cleaning his gun like a retard….

      I had my first one practicing reloading drills with an SKS. 10th round, a hollow point was chambered and I didn't even check to see if it was loaded until I fired a round off and killed the clock on the opposite side of the archway.

      To this day, that has been my one and only ND.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many of these accidents occur when cleaning the gun? the answer is to never clean your gun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly what I do. Drink, but not clean my guns. Works every time.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he got off very lucky, he won't even have to have Chad hands

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go to the ER for this as the fascia is exposed and ruptured. This is more than just a booboo kit injury

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My step dad had an accidental discharge
    That's what you're mom said lmao

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revolver or auto? I could see this being flame cutting from fingers around the cylinder gap on a six shooter very easily.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fingerfucking your gun while drunk, a classic combo.
    Also who the fuck stores their funs with one on the way? Drop the slide, then load the gun. "But muh x+1." Fuck that, the only time you genuinely need that one round is if you end up surrounded by sandnogs offering free SRS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are 8 guns in my house with rounds in the chambers

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t worry too much about it anon.
    NDs are just part of owning a gun. They've actually happened to me a few times.

    First
    >At friends apartment at college.
    >Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
    >Drinking with friends
    >Show them my new Jericho
    >Try to manually decock
    >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

    Second time

    >At range
    >Showing friend pistol
    >Think gun is unloaded
    >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
    >Forgot loaded mag in
    >Shoot between his feet

    Third time

    >At parents house.
    >Just bought a sig from a guy
    >Get home
    >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
    >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoot parents wall

    Fourth time

    >At my new house
    >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
    >Release bolt
    >Slam fires round into ground

    Fifth time

    >Showing a friend how to use it
    >No idea how but a round got chambered
    >Show him how the trigger works
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

    Sixth time

    >Thought maybe the house was haunted
    >Grab a sig
    >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
    >Round goes off

    Seventh time

    >Friend brings over a used
    >Glock wants me to look over it
    >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
    >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

    Eighth time

    >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
    >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
    >He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
    >Pulled the trigger for some reason
    >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

    Ninth time
    >clearing my house with my P226
    >involuntarily pull trigger at the fridge
    >blow up my Mike's Hard Lemonade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear the replies this pasta gets everytime must be trolls themselves. Especially because it’s been getting posted so much more often recently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      You must be the one absorbing all my near ND's for me, thanks anon.
      Many of these exact scenarios have been narrowly avoided by me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either you are walking disaster or a troll.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you drill for chamber and mag checks so you instinctively check the gun and clear it before you start fucking with it.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tenth time
    >cleaning bolt action .308
    >new gun, not entirely familiar with the little particulars of its operation
    >disassemble and put back together
    >test to make sure rounds still enter chamber properly (safety was on)
    >cycle several rounds and decide I'm satisfied
    >throw bolt open and remove mag
    >close bolt, undo safety, dry fire to decock
    >blast a hole in my ceiling

    Eleventh time
    >typing list of ND's
    >move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post
    >hand grabs pistol on desk
    >shoot a 9x18 into wall

    Twelth time
    >carry suppressed old .22lr hammer fired because if/when have to shoot defensively don't want sirens and lights and shit, just want to scuttle away with collar pulled up to hide from all the vidya
    >so can't always IWB depending on clothing/weather
    >carry in shoulder bag, sometimes very compact one, muzzle pointed at sky, hammer down on a loaded chamber as the hammer must be cocked to fire and I'm faster doing that than racking the slide
    >at small grocery store with 10 year old son. Yes, he knew.
    >slip shoulder bag off to dig out grocery bag at cash register
    >slips too fast, bag hits floor
    >little noise, as of breaking glass thermometer or something
    >quite bright in store, and as my heart rate goes through the roof and I try to look calm while picking up bag, digging out grocery bag, pulling out money to pay... a thin stream of drywall dust falls between the three of us, me, my son, and the store owner
    >son sees it too, his eyes and mine both dart to the ceiling maybe 12 feet up
    >I quickly force my eyes down and deal with bagging veggies and stuff

    Thirteenth time
    >playing with my takedown .22
    >half rack slide and look in chamber
    >nothing there
    >slam foreend home
    >pull trigger
    >round goes off
    >turns out the extractor broke and didn't clear the gun when I racked the slide

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fourteenth time
    >Playing with K98 in the barracks
    >Leave the rifle loaded at some point and forget
    >Sometimes, I like to take out the magazine and dry fire to practice working the bolt
    >Remove magazine from the rifle and the four rounds within
    >Forget I had one in the chamber
    >Proceed to pull trigger
    >bang

    Fifteenth time
    >then out of nowhere my dog starts loosing his shit and gose to my deck
    >i grab my shotty with 4 in the tube and open my deck door
    > i proceed to rack my welfare classic maverick 88 with one hand thinking i was a badass scaring off the bad guys
    >what ever that was their ran off and i walk back in thinking i protected my castle
    >i proceed to walk into my kitchen to quench the thirst of the king
    > i point my scepter at the cabinet and "dryfire"
    >BOOM,,EEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE
    >all that fine china, gone in a flash

    Sixteenth time
    >inna mall shoppin
    >have to take a shit
    >gonna be here a while
    >pull out Model 69
    >mirin my baby
    >bowel movement finally
    >legs are asleep trying to get off toilet
    >grab cripple assistance bar to help me up
    >fucking ND into the restroom toilet

    Seventeenth time
    >get cheap laser sight and flashlight off a range boomer
    >probably shit tier Chinese trash but free
    >install it
    >spend afternoon zeroing my sights on my ar
    >eat a dinner
    >go back outside in the dark realizing i never zeroed the laser sights sights
    >laser looks fucking awesome at night
    >far as the eye can see a full stobe goes across my yard
    >point it into the field to see how far it goes
    >ND into a cow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      #14 was my favorite
      >what newfag? You thought it was made up?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eighteenth time
    >bought a colt single action army clone at a gunshow
    >I wasn't sure if it was one of the ones with the transfer bar safety that you could carry hammer down on a loaded chamber
    >hold it by the grip and slam it hammer down onto the table
    >turns out it was the original style because it shot my ceiling

    Nineteenth time
    >Sighting in a scope on a friends muzzleloader
    >My friend just got done cleaning it and loaded it in his car
    >he never told me that he put a primer in it, I thought he just put the powder and bullet in it
    >I try out the trigger again because I forgot how it felt
    >Put a .50 cal hole through his passenger door

    Twentieth time
    >see new shotgun laying on brother’s bed
    >rack it
    >oh that’s pretty smooth
    >think it’s unloaded because no matter how many times I rack it, nothing ejects
    >aim at window
    >pull trigger
    >12 gauge boom

    Twenty-first time
    >take my fancy german car to the store
    >need to buy some feed and seed
    >didn’t have money for my park avenue manicure
    >realize i forgot my wallet
    >offer the shopkeeper to hold my ccw as collateral until i can pay him back for the gummi bears
    >while drawing gun from holster, unkempt fingernails graze trigger
    >boom
    >my gucci loafers now have a .45 sized hole in them

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twenty-Second time
    >I heard a noise on the balcony
    >grabbed my gun, Custom Sig P365 9 mm Federal hollow point.
    >tripped
    >squeezed the trigger
    >fired a hole through 3 feet of wall, into and out of my fridge, it bounced off the floor, and buried itself in some wood.

    Twenty-Third time
    >be me college kid lives at home
    >on zoom call dry firing my new glock 17 with no magazines because hi cap mags didnt come with
    > mic muted video off
    > remember I have one spare 9mm round
    > drop it in the chamber aim down sights take it out
    > rinse and repeat
    > drop it in the chamber close the slide set the gun down
    > answer question asked of me on zoom class
    > mute mic pick up glock continue dry fire practice
    > BANG
    > first shot of the gun was ND through my desk frame into the wood trimming of my room
    > ears ringing
    > open the door to my room and my brother just looks at me and calls me a fucking idiot
    > start laughing and explain to him how retarded I was and to never tell anyone ever lmao
    > he tells me in sounded like a large textbook hitting the ground
    > to this day none of my friends know
    > i now have two 19 round glock mags and 3 10 rounders
    > keep my glock loaded 90% of the time
    > chalk up the ND to a one off and triple check everytime I dry fire practice

    Twenty-Fourth time
    >walk into motorcycle dealership and inform the staff that I am carrying (concealed)
    >strike up conversation with parts counter guy and once again inform him that I am carrying (concealed)
    >wanted to show him how easy I can field strip my Glock 19
    >pull out gun, rack slide, drop mag, and pull trigger to disassemble
    >round goes off and buries into wooden table in middle of store

    Twenty-Fifth time
    >fucking my 7 yr old little sister
    >bout to switch to her asshole
    >think im grabbing a bottle of ballistol for lube but its my AR10
    >accidentally in her ass
    >oh god im cumming
    >cum bounces off her pelvis, through her blown open torso and straight into my eyes

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twenty-Sixth time
    >spent all day cleaning a and removing and engine from an exhaust fan in my kitchen
    >finish tired and angry at 1 am
    >hop in my bed cause i had class at 8 am
    >then out of nowhere my dog starts loosing his shit and gose to my deck
    >i grab my shotty with 4 in the tube and open my deck door
    > i proceed to rack my welfare classic maverick 88 with one hand thinking i was a badass scaring off the bad guys
    >what ever that was their ran off and i walk back in thinking i protected my castle
    >i proceed to walk into my kitchen to quench the thirst of the king
    > i point my scepter at the cabinet and "dryfire"
    >BOOM,,EEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE
    >all that fine china, gone in a flash
    > i was so tired that i forgot to check the chamber
    > i proceeded to feel like a retard for the next couple months and still get shit for it too this day
    >dont be me, be smart and practice common sense

    Twenty-Seventh time
    >hanging out having a few drinks decide to watch Sicareo 2 again
    >get to the part where Benecio straight murders the guy in the street
    >im like a much less svelte version of him(portugese/itialian with a little Malta thrown in)
    >usually unload my firearms when libations are present but I had some weirdo FedEx guy give the stink eye earlier
    >YEAH PAL LET ME SEE SOME ID YOURE ON MY FUCKING PROPERTY!
    >go to recreate the bumpfire scene and AD 4 times in a row
    >f his hand

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twenty-Eighth time
    >be me 2018
    >inna mall shoppin
    >have to take a shit
    >pop a squat
    >bored out of my mind
    >cant shit
    >come on get out
    >hnnnng
    >rabbit turd
    >gonna be here a while
    >pull out Model 69
    >happy i have a toilet gun
    >mirin my baby
    >checkin for anything wrong with her
    >shes fucking perfect
    >bowel movement finally
    >brown snake inna toilet
    >clean self up
    >legs are asleep trying to get off toilet
    >struggle
    >grab cripple assistance bar to help me up
    >BOOM
    >fucking ND into the restroom toilet
    >people screaming
    >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >get my fucking pants on and run outta bathroom with others
    >pretend i know nothing and act scared swith all the other folk that i heard gunshot
    >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >go home
    >PTSD of embarrassment has caused me to get a tick every time i remember incident

    Twenty-Ninth time
    >Basic training, finished urban training with blanks.
    >Clear rifle in front of DS. Begin 12m ruck back to the bays.
    >Bored as shit for 3 hours. Constantly switch selector back and forth between safe and fire.
    >Even put pressure on trigger a lot bringing it to the edge of the break, but never firing it.
    >Get to the bays, everyone is on line in PTs ready for inspection before lights out.
    >I clear my rifle before DS walks in and see brass fly out.
    >Bunk mate sees it too, he holds my rifle as I make a dead sprint to the latrine to throw the blank away.
    >Get back online as DS walks in.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thirtieth time
    >be me
    >get cheap laser sight and flashlight off a range boomer
    >probably shit tier Chinese trash but free
    >install it
    >spend afternoon zeroing my sights on my ar
    >eat a dinner
    >go back outside in the dark realizing i never zeroed the laser sights sights
    >laser looks fucking awesome at night
    >far as the eye can see a full stobe goes across my yard
    >point it into the field to see how far it goes
    >ND into a cow

    Thirty-first time
    >be me
    >chilling out in dorm
    >practicing my slide on my pistol
    >pulling slide back and letting it go real quick
    >watching bullets eject is fun
    >hmm I wonder if I can slide it while the trigger is pulled
    >without even thinking just pull the trigger
    >ND into my oil heater
    >immedietly throw gun accross the room into my clothes basket
    >half an hour goes past, nobody has come to my room
    Lucky I got away with it

    Thirty-Second time
    >begin M9 cleaning process
    >trigger is stuck for some reason
    >"Hmm why won't the trigger move?"
    >squeeze it really hard
    >nothing happens
    >stare at M9 like retard for 15 seconds
    >"Oh, the safety!"
    >click safety off
    >BLAM

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so hard for people to unload their fucking guns before cleaning them? Or doing literally anything with them that doesn't involve shooting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aEkZKlP.jpg

      Who the fuck cleans gun with ATLEAST clearing the chamber????

      The "cleaning your gun" excuse is often used to filter noguns and retards, congrats.
      99% chance he was just finger fucking the gun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this tbh, unless he thought itd be super fun to clean a gun while drunk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look, it's Nancy Pelosi here. GUNS BAD! UNLOAD THEM BEFORE CLEANING! Baby go waaaaaah!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thirty Third time
    >black powder season
    >been out all weekend
    >last day, about to leave empty handed
    >rainy off and on
    >using my uncles gun
    >tells me to pop it into the ground so he can clean it when we get back
    >click
    >turn to my uncle
    >hey Roy *BANG*
    >fire a round right next to his foot
    >moisture fucked up the cap and it second hangfired

    Thirty Fourth time
    >walking in back pasture with buddy
    >I have my 50s Winchester 94, he is borrowing my old NEF single 20
    >looking for hogs (or anything moving really) but get bored and start shooting bottles and anything else we can target
    >I just shot, ran the action, and loaded a new round
    >dropping the hammer to half cock so we can continue walking, my thumb slips off the hammer
    >It fires into the dirt less than 2 ft in front of my buddy, he is showered in dirt clods

    Thirty Fifth time
    >be me
    >had just gotten my first gun from my dad
    >it was a marlin .22 got a box of ammo too
    >play around with it in my room
    >loading the mag, cycling the action and watching the rounds fly out
    >older brother gets home from work
    >hey check out my new gun
    >shoot his lunchbox out of his hand

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thirty Sixth, seventh and eighth time
    >at the range
    >patterning my rifle for deer season
    >cease fire
    >put my rifle in the rack, BANG
    >ND into the roof
    >no one notices
    >targets changed, range hot
    >load a new mag
    >load round, BANG
    >put one over the berm
    >clear it and put it away, bring it to gunsmith
    >walk in, gun in storage case
    >set it down on the counter, BANG
    >sent one right between the eyes of the moose head above the entrance door

    Thirty ninth time
    >be anon's stepdad
    >drink heavily while cleaning guns
    >feel primal urge to pull trigger
    >ND into hand
    >stepson posts me on PrepHole
    Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should probably not have a gun. In 20 years I have had three accidental discharges. Two were new guns I took to the range because I wanted to test them and made a mistake the other was due to tampering by an idiot (Not me). Please be more careful you could kill someone anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In 20 years I have had three accidental discharges
        There is no such thing as Accidental Discharge you retard, who told you not to check the chamber you fucktard?!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They went off due to things like slam firing on accident because I didnt know the weapon well but I agree it was my fault. Except the last one which went off because some asshole tried to grab it from me while I was shooting and he got kicked off the range.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >slam firing on accident because I didnt know the weapon wel
            more details please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've you've had one, you shouldn't own a gun, you utter retard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think three compared to 35 from the other anon is pretty reasonable. A misfire can happen for a number of reasons mine have been due to weapons I was learning and always were pointed down range. Not that its an excuse but I wasn't fucking around like a retard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fortieth time
      >be famous Hollywood movie actor and producer
      >shooting a Western kino
      >scene requires me to shoot a gun at the camera
      >never learn anything about firearm safety because guns r bad
      >hire a 22-year-old e-thot to be in charge of guns
      >point a gun at the camerawoman without bothering to check if it's loaded
      >pull the trigger
      >gun go boom
      >camerawoman dies
      >MFW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like this post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I remember the thread that pic is from. Wish there were more threads like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've negligently discharged an entire magazine's worth of ammunition!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fucking christ moron last time i saw this list you were at 11

    you have too much fucking free time

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having you was his biggest mistake
    >But he's my step-dad
    Have I got news for you!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck cleans gun with ATLEAST clearing the chamber????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearing the chamber will get you killed In a life or death situation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So buy a second gun that you keep loaded and within reach for when you're cleaning your gun and a life or death situation transpires.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    second accidental discharge, after the time he impregnated your mom, lol

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh ouchie 🙁

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    doesn't matter if he has the will, he'll probably nd into his gf a couple times

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as someone dumps the gay overspammed pasta I just close the thread. Herbs and greenery

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry about your father being a retard, hopefully you didn't get that trait from him OP.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I a weirdo for making sure my guns are unloaded before fucking with them or am I not nearly as manly as you ND bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all always check to see if the gun is loaded the second you pick it up even if you know its not. Also keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you are ready to bring the hate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when you get a little older you'll start just keeping every gun loaded. every single one.

      when they're all loaded all the time you wont fuck with them.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking alone
    >cleaning funz while drinking alone
    >"""accidental discharge"""

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what he gets for not having a clearing log.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank fuck he was only using 9mm, if it was .22LR the round would have bounced all around the room and turned everything into mush.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This past summer I had my one and only ND.

    I was sick, like really sick. Decided to finger fuck a gun. Half ass inspected the gun(took mag out and quickly peaked into chamber very quickly), mag was empty, chamber wasn't. Didn't notice tho. Went to dry fire--which I always do facing a safe direction. Gun goes bang!
    >Fuck that was loud
    >Ears ringing.jpg
    >Nobody hurt
    >4th of July so nobody fucking noticed
    >Hole in wall
    >shit fuck where'd it go!?

    Book went through my wall into my office where I have a book shelf. I shit you not a copy of Guinness book of world records+Ripley's Believe it or Not stopped the round(it was luckily just Red Army Standard 9mm fmj plinking ammo).

    Yeah, I did something very retarded. It was entirely my fault, I shouldn't have been fucking with guns when I was so sick. I much more closely inspect my firearms before dry fire now. I actually know a well known gunsmith whom some of you here may have even heard of(he is very well known) who has had a few NDs. It can happen to anyone who handles guns often. That's why there are 4 rules of gun safety and USUALLY you have to break more than 1 to hurt someone. Just be careful folks, learn from my retardation. Always check your shit before you wreck your self.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking/drugs
    > plus guns
    Hope he loses half his hand. Small lesson to learn for the amount of stupid in his fucking "brain."

    Also, you don't have the slightest fucking clue what "accidental" discharge means. Don't put those words in your filthy mouth again until you understand that nothing about this incident was even remotely an "accident." It's described as "stupid fuck moron asshole got less than he deserved, and is now mad about it." Frankly, do the world a service and put the next bullet into his brainstem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man its been like 8 years since I've shot a gun sober lol. How do you have cans to plink if youre not sapping? Sometimes mushies or LSD too thats real fun you really can vividly imagine whatever shooting situation you want

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put some tussin on it.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Unknowable

    You misspelled negligent .

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't clear before cleaning
    What a rookie.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AD while cleaning gun
    How? How do even clean a gun without unloading it and disassembling it first? Was he literally just wiping the outside with a rag or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glocks and some other striker fired pistols require you to pull the trigger as you disassemble.
      People fuck up on making sure the chamber is clear, either short stroking the slide when trying to unload or entirely forgetting that it has a cartridge in it after dropping the mag.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Negligent, not accidental.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP Please tell me your fucking father lives in southeastern PA. The story is hitting the news and I have friends in that neighborhood.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post news article

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry anon its just a "neighborhood patch" alert and word from buds in the neighborhood. Could be a totally different idiot shooting themselves.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This should never happen to me because I handle firearms responsibly, but theres always that chance so I practice being extra responsibly around my responsibility around firearms
    >tell your father I said he is acting like a child and to straighten up his shit A-Sap

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A couple years back my neighbor ND'd while cleaning his gun and killed his girlfriend
    Crazy shit

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cleaning guns
    >with ammo in the room
    I'll never understand this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in the room
      What about that? Is it going to magically fly from the cartridge boxes into the unloaded and stripped gun?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can never be too sure

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've happened a few times

    >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
    >Drinking with friends
    >Show them my new Jericho
    >Try to manually decock
    >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
    >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

    Second time
    >At range
    >Showing friend pistol
    >Think gun is unloaded
    >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
    >Forgot loaded mag in
    >Shoot between his feet

    Third time
    >At parents house.
    >Just bought a sig from a guy
    >Get home
    >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
    >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoot parents wall

    Fourth time
    >At my new house
    >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
    >Release bolt
    Slam fires round into ground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fith time
      >Showing a friend how to use it
      >No idea how but a round got chambered
      >Show him how the trigger works,
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

      Sixth time
      >Thought maybe the house was haunted
      >Grab a sig
      >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
      > pull trigger at the same hole
      >Round goes off

      Seventh time
      >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
      >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
      >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

      Eighth time
      >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
      >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
      >He's showing it off to me
      >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
      >Pulled the trigger for some reason
      >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ninth time
        >be me, lcpl, 2111 small arms repair, usmc reserves.
        >1. Officers go to range for pistol qualifications. I'm the armorer on deck. Officers lined up at firing line listening to course of fire. Dark green skipper promptly shoots ground at his feet. I have to give him another round. Dickhead should have had that round count against his score.
        >2. Roll into the armory one day and everyone is oddly quiet. Smell burnt powder. People are rubbing their ears. See chipped concrete floor. Armorers carry loaded m9's and sarge fucking popped one inside the armory. That information never left the armory, so no one got in trouble.

        Tenth Time
        >cold as fuck (like 3° outside)
        >new BP pistol I got myself for my birthday
        >have thick wool gloves on
        >cock the gun
        >fire down range
        >wew it smells like bbq
        >cock the hammer while tilting revolver back to clear the previous cap that got jammed
        >gloves plus fingers = that shit fired
        >put a .44 caliber hole through the top of the shed we were under
        >feel retarded

        Eleventh time
        >in training
        >it's Wales
        >I hate Wales
        >it's raining
        >again
        >day 4 of a 7 day exercise
        >settling into an admin routine after conducting a night raid, we're all pisswrapped and tired
        >taking my boots off in my shell scrape to change socks to prevent that sweet sweet trench foot
        >girl one scrape over is stripping weapon to clean
        >battle buddy is looking visibly concerned at her
        >"hey aren't you supposed to take off the mag-"
        >Naughty Dennis makes an appearance
        >EEEEEEEEEE
        >not expecting the ND, so I jump forward knocking over my mess tin and stick my foot in the dragon fuel heating the water scalding the sole of my foot
        >deathly silence and that sinking oh shit feeling sinks in
        >it's still raining
        >I fucking hate Wales

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Twelth Time
          >Basic Training
          >Just defended BIV site from enemy attack for our training
          >Go to rifle clearing station before entering site again
          >Two women are ahead of me in line.
          >They don't remove their mags before clearing, so blank rounds gets loaded into their chambers.
          >Go to dry fire, both rifles go off and our instructors hear.
          >They're immediately ordered to the command tent
          >Rest of the time in the field they carried sticks and now have a serious incident charge on their records.

          Thirteenth time
          >get home after a long day out
          >run to the bathroom
          >wash my hands
          >no towel in the bathroom so kinda half ass wipe them on my pants
          >take out ccw
          >try to manually decock it
          >hammer slips from my thumb
          >put a hole through my sink and water line
          >guessing maybe 10 gallons of water sprayed out before I could turn it off

          Fourteeth time
          >Go to the local range with a buddy at university
          >ROTC group there teaching new cadets to shoot
          >Be using the steel targets and one of them in full tacticool battle rattle approaches
          >Starts talking to us about pistols and bragging about his "service"
          >Friend and I humoring him and chatting about our .45 pistols
          >He starts going on about how 9mm is better for the military and it's better to have more rounds when "you're in the shit".
          >As he's pointing it at the ground talking about this shooting technique he learned. Where he places his pointing finger just below the slide and pull the trigger with the middle finger.
          >He then discharges the pistol no even 1ft from my foot. I look down at my foot in shock.
          >Starts playing it off and I'm like you are a stupid fuck.
          >Gets indigent and starts saying it was just an accident get over it.
          >Go up to the guys Captain (Actual Captain not gay ROTC Captain) and explain what his cadet just did. He stares at the guy and just apologizes and summons the guy over.
          >We leave afterwards but I like to think nothing happened as ROTC are a bunch of pampered gays.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fifteenth time
            >spent all day cleaning a and removing and engine from an exhaust fan in my kitchen
            >finish tired and angry at 1 am
            >hop in my bed cause i had class at 8 am
            >then out of nowhere my dog starts loosing his shit and gose to my deck
            >i grab my shotty with 4 in the tube and open my deck door
            > i proceed to rack my welfare classic maverick 88 with one hand thinking i was a badass scaring off the bad guys
            >what ever that was their ran off and i walk back in thinking i protected my castle
            >i proceed to walk into my kitchen to quench the thirst of the king
            > i point my scepter at the cabinet and "dryfire"
            >BOOM,,EEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE
            >all that fine china, gone in a flash
            > i was so tired that i forgot to check the chamber
            > i proceeded to feel like a retard for the next couple months and still get shit for it too this day
            >dont be me, be smart and practice common sense

            Sixteenth time
            >Be drinking white claws
            >Get a good buzz going
            >Decide to play with Ruger Vaquero
            >Forget I had it loaded with ratshot
            >Accidentally pepper TV screen with tons of pellets

            Seventeenth time
            >buy a pistol with the hammer exposed
            >thought if the hammer is down i dont need to keep it on safety
            >show it to my bro
            >he points it at wall facing moms side
            >he pulls the trigger
            >the hammer MOVES BY ITSELF from his retard strength
            >gun goes off

            Eighteenth time
            >typing list of ND's
            >move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post
            >hand grabs pistol on desk
            >shoot a 9x18 into wall

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nineteenth time
              >carry suppressed old .22lr hammer fired because if/when have to shoot defensively don't want sirens and lights and shit, just want to scuttle away with collar pulled up to hide from all the vidya
              >so can't always IWB depending on clothing/weather
              >carry in shoulder bag, sometimes very compact one, muzzle pointed at sky, hammer down on a loaded chamber as the hammer must be cocked to fire and I'm faster doing that than racking the slide
              >at small grocery store with 10 year old son. Yes, he knew.
              >slip shoulder bag off to dig out grocery bag at cash register
              >slips too fast, bag hits floor
              >little noise, as of breaking glass thermometer or something
              >quite bright in store, and as my heart rate goes through the roof and I try to look calm while picking up bag, digging out grocery bag, pulling out money to pay... a thin stream of drywall dust falls between the three of us, me, my son, and the store owner
              >son sees it too, his eyes and mine both dart to the ceiling maybe 12 feet up
              >I quickly force my eyes down and deal with bagging veggies and stuff

              Twentyith time
              >playing with my takedown .22
              >half rack slide and look in chamber
              >nothing there
              >slam foreend home
              >pull trigger
              >round goes off
              >turns out the extractor broke and didn't clear the gun when I racked the slide

              Twenty-First time
              >Playing with K98 in my house
              >Leave the rifle loaded at some point and forget
              >Sometimes, I like to take out the magazine and dry fire to practice working the bolt
              >Remove magazine from the rifle and the four rounds within
              >Forget I had one in the chamber
              >Proceed to pull trigger
              >bang

              Twenty-Second time
              >I heard a noise on the balcony
              >grabbed my gun, Custom Sig P365 9 mm Federal hollow point.
              >tripped
              >squeezed the trigger
              >fired a hole through 3 feet of wall, into and out of my fridge, it bounced off the floor, and buried itself in some wood.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Twenty-Third time
                >be me college kid lives at home
                >on zoom call dry firing my new glock 17 with no magazines because hi cap mags didnt come with
                > mic muted video off
                > remember I have one spare 9mm round
                > drop it in the chamber aim down sights take it out
                > rinse and repeat
                > drop it in the chamber close the slide set the gun down
                > answer question asked of me on zoom class
                > mute mic pick up glock continue dry fire practice
                > BANG
                > first shot of the gun was ND through my desk frame into the wood trimming of my room
                > ears ringing
                > open the door to my room and my brother just looks at me and calls me a fucking idiot
                > start laughing and explain to him how retarded I was and to never tell anyone ever lmao
                > he tells me in sounded like a large textbook hitting the ground
                > to this day none of my friends know
                > i now have two 19 round glock mags and 3 10 rounders
                > keep my glock loaded 90% of the time
                > chalk up the ND to a one off and triple check everytime I dry fire practice

                Twenty-Fourth time
                >walk into motorcycle dealership and inform the staff that I am carrying (concealed)
                >strike up conversation with parts counter guy and once again inform him that I am carrying (concealed)
                >wanted to show him how easy I can field strip my Glock 19
                >pull out gun, rack slide, drop mag, and pull trigger to disassemble
                >round goes off and buries into wooden table in middle of store

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Twenty-Eighth time
                >be me 2018
                >inna mall shoppin
                >have to take a shit
                >pop a squat
                >bored out of my mind
                >cant shit
                >come on get out
                >hnnnng
                >rabbit turd
                >gonna be here a while
                >pull out Model 69
                >happy i have a toilet gun
                >mirin my baby
                >checkin for anything wrong with her
                >shes fucking perfect
                >bowel movement finally
                >brown snake inna toilet
                >clean self up
                >legs are asleep trying to get off toilet
                >struggle
                >grab cripple assistance bar to help me up
                >BOOM
                >fucking ND into the restroom toilet
                >people screaming
                >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                >get my fucking pants on and run outta bathroom with others
                >pretend i know nothing and act scared swith all the other folk that i heard gunshot
                >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                >go home
                >PTSD of embarrassment has caused me to get a tick every time i remember incident

                Twenty-Ninth time
                >Basic training, finished urban training with blanks.
                >Clear rifle in front of DS. Begin 12m ruck back to the bays.
                >Bored as shit for 3 hours. Constantly switch selector back and forth between safe and fire.
                >Even put pressure on trigger a lot bringing it to the edge of the break, but never firing it.
                >Get to the bays, everyone is on line in PTs ready for inspection before lights out.
                >I clear my rifle before DS walks in and see brass fly out.
                >Bunk mate sees it too, he holds my rifle as I make a dead sprint to the latrine to throw the blank away.
                >Get back online as DS walks in.

                Thirtieth time
                >be me
                >get cheap laser sight and flashlight off a range boomer
                >probably shit tier Chinese trash but free
                >install it
                >spend afternoon zeroing my sights on my ar
                >eat a dinner
                >go back outside in the dark realizing i never zeroed the laser sights sights
                >laser looks fucking awesome at night
                >far as the eye can see a full stobe goes across my yard
                >point it into the field to see how far it goes
                >ND into a cow

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hirty-first time
                >be me
                >chilling out in dorm
                >practicing my slide on my pistol
                >pulling slide back and letting it go real quick
                >watching bullets eject is fun
                >hmm I wonder if I can slide it while the trigger is pulled
                >without even thinking just pull the trigger
                >ND into my oil heater
                >immedietly throw gun accross the room into my clothes basket
                >half an hour goes past, nobody has come to my room
                Lucky I got away with it

                Thirty-Second time
                >begin M9 cleaning process
                >trigger is stuck for some reason
                >"Hmm why won't the trigger move?"
                >squeeze it really hard
                >nothing happens
                >stare at M9 like retard for 15 seconds
                >"Oh, the safety!"
                >click safety off
                >BLAM

                Thirty Third time
                >black powder season
                >been out all weekend
                >last day, about to leave empty handed
                >rainy off and on
                >using my uncles gun
                >tells me to pop it into the ground so he can clean it when we get back
                >click
                >turn to my uncle
                >hey Roy *BANG*
                >fire a round right next to his foot
                >moisture fucked up the cap and it second hangfired

                Thirty Fourth time
                >walking in back pasture with buddy
                >I have my 50s Winchester 94, he is borrowing my old NEF single 20
                >looking for hogs (or anything moving really) but get bored and start shooting bottles and anything else we can target
                >I just shot, ran the action, and loaded a new round
                >dropping the hammer to half cock so we can continue walking, my thumb slips off the hammer
                >It fires into the dirt less than 2 ft in front of my buddy, he is showered in dirt clods

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thirty Fifth time
                >be me
                >had just gotten my first gun from my dad
                >it was a marlin .22 got a box of ammo too
                >play around with it in my room
                >loading the mag, cycling the action and watching the rounds fly out
                >older brother gets home from work
                >hey check out my new gun
                >shoot his lunchbox out of his hand

                Thirty Sixth, seventh and eighth time
                >at the range
                >patterning my rifle for deer season
                >cease fire
                >put my rifle in the rack, BANG
                >ND into the roof
                >no one notices
                >targets changed, range hot
                >load a new mag
                >load round, BANG
                >put one over the berm
                >clear it and put it away, bring it to gunsmith
                >walk in, gun in storage case
                >set it down on the counter, BANG
                >sent one right between the eyes of the moose head above the entrance door

                Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. If you havent ND'd lately you havent been handling your guns enough. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

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