my crazy brother in law claims one time I lent him a "gold" pistol which he returned saying it was way too powerful for him

my crazy brother in law claims one time I lent him a "gold" pistol which he returned saying it was way too powerful for him

what in the frick would he be talking about? I don't have any desert eagles nor gold or funky colored guns.

he said he thought it was a .45

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be stingy, you've got a cartel Llama in .38 super floating around don't you?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it some vidya drop system like World of Warcraft?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like your brother in law dropped a tab before he finger fricked the family rental

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably confusing you with your wife's boyfriend.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay OP next he's going to say you lent him a silver gun, deny that too, trust me this will pay dividends down the road.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smart man if he does

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mostly agree except NY pizza is delicious objectively. Also having a groomer live in your neighborhood isn't a flex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vFIzUMy.jpg

      >everything NY is spot on
      >disgusting NY Pizza
      Take that back! I hate that fricking shit hole and cherish everyday I moved away for the last 30 years but the only thing that I will defend is the god tier pizza

      What do you find appealing about it? It just seemed to be like extremely oily naan bread with a little tomato and cheese on top. It rather have fricking dominos tbh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing appealing about American food, they just say they like it as a coping mechanism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but you are objectively wrong. You probably ate some shitty $1 slice in Times Square when you came to visit with you and your wife’s son.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everything NY is spot on
    >disgusting NY Pizza
    Take that back! I hate that fricking shit hole and cherish everyday I moved away for the last 30 years but the only thing that I will defend is the god tier pizza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go back and eat your precious pizza fatty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wahhh I can't burn calories from a single pizza slice
        >acts like barbecue isn't more fattening
        Post physique

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >acts like barbecue isn't more fattening
          >Pork and mustard sauce is more fattening than carbohydrates with sugar/carbohydrate sauce/cheese
          Yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      israelite York Pizza is trash though, I consider it animal abuse when the subway rats eat it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but we have the best pizza/bagels in the country. Everything else fricking sucks though and I will not argue about that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You HAVE to go back.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you never lent him a pistol, he's talking out of his ass.
    If you can't remember what gun you lent him, your dementia is getting worse and you'll become the next Joe Biden.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a friend from high school that thinks I'm Jesus and Im talking to her through subliminal messages in radio and TV.

    Sometimes ppl just go schizo one day

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