Basically me and my cousin have always been close since we're the same age and have always gone to the same schools. Recently at a family dinner we were all talking about I instinctively called her by her nickname, Hails (her name is Hailey) and I guess no one else heard that before that so we went through explaining it's her nickname
Anyway later she told me her mom pulled her aside and asked if there was anything going on between us. She thought we were having sex. Wtf is this shit. I know she's going to spread the rumor around to the rest of the family slowly, that's the type of bitch she is.
What do I do?
Get in front of it or it will ruin your friendship with your cousin, start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
>start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
Can't you tell I'm at war
spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
>Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
Actually that is a based suggestion
>Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
works for the kremlin
and on that note, your aunt is projecting.
>and on that note, your aunt is projecting
What is she projecting exactly?
she wants to fuck her daughter
>projection refers to unconsciously taking unwanted emotions or traits you don't like about yourself and attributing them to someone else. A common example is a cheating spouse who suspects their partner is being unfaithful.
you know here better than i do
>Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
no, but it's funny as shit
If pic related, have sex, obviously.
You have our blessing.
Considering you are asking on the guns board, I suggest you shoot her
The aunt? That's a bit over the edge
Ok, but what does this has to do with weapons and/or war?
9mm should do. But it is relative.
>9mm
You should marry her, love her and make babies with her. Third cousin is the ideal match, socially and genetically.
>aunt
this is a first cousin
however... the chances of complications aren't actually that much higher unless this became a family tradition. still not a good idea.
fucking flyover states
maybe he's actually in gaza where cousin marriage is the norm
No, I don't live in fuckin Gaza.
Fucking coastals
Just be clear about it. If doubt, ask her for any evidence to suggest such a thing. Because the burden of proof is on the aunt.
wrong board buddy, obviously you meant to post in /adv/. i wish you the best
This is a quality thread. Mods no delete
And maybe your close relationship with your cousin will blossom into something beautiful(but wear a condom.) I've always been a supporter of harm reduction.
guns
Where's this image and when
Probably Afghanistan, late 2000s. MARSOC wore m81 BDUs to blend with local Afghan forces
Afghanistan, 2015
That's Jeff Gurwich
I like this pistol
are you that twink with the mausers and nagants?
I remember him but no. I’m actually a behemoth
Did it look like this?
Holy kek wtf
or is Hailey like 13 and you 24?
Just fuck her anon, you're not siblings so at best you're just doing what muslims tend to do and thats okay
Is pic related your cousin a hapa? Shes breddy cute.
that's just some fansly slut with 10+ filter on.
https://www.instagram.com/ja.dey/
Prove her right. Damn.
why do are anons responding honestly to some guys jerk off fantasy kek