My aunt thinks me and my cousin are fucking

Basically me and my cousin have always been close since we're the same age and have always gone to the same schools. Recently at a family dinner we were all talking about I instinctively called her by her nickname, Hails (her name is Hailey) and I guess no one else heard that before that so we went through explaining it's her nickname

Anyway later she told me her mom pulled her aside and asked if there was anything going on between us. She thought we were having sex. Wtf is this shit. I know she's going to spread the rumor around to the rest of the family slowly, that's the type of bitch she is.
What do I do?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get in front of it or it will ruin your friendship with your cousin, start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >start spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
      Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors

      Ok, but what does this has to do with weapons and/or war?

      Can't you tell I'm at war

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        spreading rumors of your aunt trying to hook the two of you up.
        >Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
        Actually that is a based suggestion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
        works for the kremlin

        and on that note, your aunt is projecting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and on that note, your aunt is projecting
          What is she projecting exactly?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she wants to fuck her daughter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >projection refers to unconsciously taking unwanted emotions or traits you don't like about yourself and attributing them to someone else. A common example is a cheating spouse who suspects their partner is being unfaithful.
            you know here better than i do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you sure the solution to rumors with more rumors
        no, but it's funny as shit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If pic related, have sex, obviously.

    You have our blessing.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering you are asking on the guns board, I suggest you shoot her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The aunt? That's a bit over the edge

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but what does this has to do with weapons and/or war?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9mm should do. But it is relative.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9mm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should marry her, love her and make babies with her. Third cousin is the ideal match, socially and genetically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aunt
      this is a first cousin

      however... the chances of complications aren't actually that much higher unless this became a family tradition. still not a good idea.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking flyover states

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he's actually in gaza where cousin marriage is the norm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I don't live in fuckin Gaza.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking coastals

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be clear about it. If doubt, ask her for any evidence to suggest such a thing. Because the burden of proof is on the aunt.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board buddy, obviously you meant to post in /adv/. i wish you the best

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a quality thread. Mods no delete
    And maybe your close relationship with your cousin will blossom into something beautiful(but wear a condom.) I've always been a supporter of harm reduction.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's this image and when

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably Afghanistan, late 2000s. MARSOC wore m81 BDUs to blend with local Afghan forces

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Afghanistan, 2015

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Jeff Gurwich

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this pistol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you that twink with the mausers and nagants?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember him but no. I’m actually a behemoth

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did it look like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LDWctCp.jpg

      or is Hailey like 13 and you 24?

      Holy kek wtf

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or is Hailey like 13 and you 24?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just fuck her anon, you're not siblings so at best you're just doing what muslims tend to do and thats okay

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is pic related your cousin a hapa? Shes breddy cute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just some fansly slut with 10+ filter on.
      https://www.instagram.com/ja.dey/

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prove her right. Damn.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do are anons responding honestly to some guys jerk off fantasy kek

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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