Monkey fist

>any length, any weight and size you desire, while being very concealable
>Just as, if not more, effective than a baseball bat
For what it is, what's not to like?
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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>Just as, if not more, effective than a baseball bat
    elaborate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ever swung one?
      You can swing it a lot faster, the surface area is smaller, and if you overshoot, you still hit the guy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Surface area is smaller *and* heavier

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you stick that up your ass or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get what's so difficult for you mongs to understand. It's a simple and effective impact weapon. Why do you have to be

      I want to put that in OPs mouth as a ball gag as I rail him in a maid dress

      Literal gays,

      You can tie a monkey fist around steel bearings or something to make it hit pretty hard, I guess.

      But as demonstrated in the replies, you pull out this autistic ‘sling of david’ looking shit and people are probably gonna either fall over laughing, or be incentivised to strangle you with it for being such a gay.

      I’d rather just go with the London special - a brick and a 2x4.

      And internet tough guys?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So, ok.

        It's effective, but to a fault. The thing can dent a skull, the one I had, with a steel bearing inside which was 1" diameter weighing 8oz., when wrapped didn't look much bigger. It would dent wooden tables if I smacked them with it. So it's kinda lethal or prone to maiming if it hits the right socket. Aside from that, disabling a person with it is nigh impossible. It's cool. It's actually used for rigging, but it's like a 21st century, pocket morning star, I get it.

        If it's bigger and lighter you have to invest more energy/movement into it, reducing its effectiveness.

        It's effective, but not practical if you don't seek to permanently damage or kill. In a setting where you do, it's obsolete when faced with every other tool brought into a setting like that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of metal was in that ball bearing?
          A 1 inch steel ball bearing weighs 2.5 ounces.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it was 1 1/2. The weight I new from weighing, but I though it was 1 inch from the size of it tied.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >internet tough guys

        >calling a brick and a 2x4 a ‘London special’

        You missed the joke anon, but ok.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Listen. It looks like a sex toy. If you beat someone with a dildo, even if it works, people are going to make jokes. Same with this thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bad guy breaks in
          >grab my trusty self defense dildo
          >frick his ass until he cums
          >bad guy runs away
          >give cops the dna evidence I caught in my mouth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get your mind out of the gutter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It looks like a sex toy
          How the frick do you get off with a monkey's paw?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry, is that actually supposed to be hard to do?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Black person don’t act like you don’t know what anal beads are

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >anal beads

              Beads plural, shoving a small ball up you're arse and pulling it out repeatedly is going to be pretty hard to fap while doing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If i saw some gay pull one out, I would die laughing

      he prefers deep concealment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you use it like a pull starter on a lawn mower.

      On the topic: Do you use weights for the center, if so what kind? I've thought about trying either a big nut/part of a bolt or some lead. Any experiences what works and what doesn't?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you use weights for the center, if so what kind?
        Steel ball bearing works, lead is better if you can find it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to put that in OPs mouth as a ball gag as I rail him in a maid dress

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same but I want to be in the maid dress as a girl with a strap on rails me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can tie a monkey fist around steel bearings or something to make it hit pretty hard, I guess.

    But as demonstrated in the replies, you pull out this autistic ‘sling of david’ looking shit and people are probably gonna either fall over laughing, or be incentivised to strangle you with it for being such a gay.

    I’d rather just go with the London special - a brick and a 2x4.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is now a less lethal self defence thread.

      I just keep 2 foot section of 1/2 inch pipe in my car for frickwits, sit's beside my drivers seat and door.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >less lethal
        >self defence
        If you're a pussy, sure.
        What's the best improvised weapon for inflicting the worst possible injury on someone who isn't fighting back?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had a 2' long wrench under my driver's seat for a long time. It was my only 'less lethal' option. Figured if I had to bonk someone with it I could claim it was just part of my tool kit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Figured if I had to bonk someone with it I could claim it was just part of my tool kit.
          Had a tire iron/prybar under my seat with the same reasoning.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brick.

      The second best self-defense method, only after pocket sand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brick in a sock.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't pull out and brandish a sap, you use it with no warning.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can a small ball even do any damage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a small ball
      That's pretty much what a bullet is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but with a bit higher velocity.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I beat a guy with one about 7 years ago. In a job. Can't recommend it.

    Don't know that a green text is warranted or wanted so i wont go into details. Suffice to say he was drunk and high, as in crack and he had to go. He would not stop coming at me, it was only like a minute of it and he didn't touch me, but my last swings weren't real, the guy looked like a Rocky movie, the welts were so pronounced and round right away. He eventually stopped swinging because the pain started to set in, after many blows around his head. An ambulance was called for him by the cops that watched me do it, it looked like he was hiding golf balls under his skin.

    See, after it was clear there would be a fight, I came down on his head with my 8oz., 550 paracord wrapped, monkey fist right on his hairline, and he just wobbled and got pissed. It didn't hurt until much later. I thought pain was a good deterrent. And if I swung any harder I would have cracked his skull and honestly I didn't care at the time after what he was doing. I had a small monkey fist on the job because I thought it was heavy enough to be effective but small enough that I won't accidentally kill a guy, its just my keychain, guy. Carrying around the one I had made of rope with a softball sized knot would clash with my surroundings.

    I was wrong about pain as a deterrent, after that I got a collapsible baton with friction locking. Spray is good, but wind is a thing, the spray has to be used periodically so it actually works when you need it and if something actually happens, in my experience, it's a one time use kind of thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he was drunk and high
      >It didn't hurt until much later.
      >I was wrong about pain as a deterrent

      Anon, a junky that is high as a kite wont react much different to a baton or pepper spray.
      If he was sober the result of
      >it looked like he was hiding golf balls under his skin
      would have stopped him earlier.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        With a baton I go for the leg and drop him, take a step back and watch him take another fall as he tries to get up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So, ok.

      It's effective, but to a fault. The thing can dent a skull, the one I had, with a steel bearing inside which was 1" diameter weighing 8oz., when wrapped didn't look much bigger. It would dent wooden tables if I smacked them with it. So it's kinda lethal or prone to maiming if it hits the right socket. Aside from that, disabling a person with it is nigh impossible. It's cool. It's actually used for rigging, but it's like a 21st century, pocket morning star, I get it.

      If it's bigger and lighter you have to invest more energy/movement into it, reducing its effectiveness.

      It's effective, but not practical if you don't seek to permanently damage or kill. In a setting where you do, it's obsolete when faced with every other tool brought into a setting like that.

      Sounds like it’s just enough to be considered a lethal weapon while lacking the effectiveness to get the job done. Worst of both worlds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh it's effective, but its inconsistent and the volume control sucks, it can go to 11 but it can only go down to 9 before skipping to 1. Maybe you give him brain damage, maybe he goes down, to increase your chances, swing harder?

        It's either very devastating or its not doing anything. I found it's not putting down a guy unless I crack his skull, and maybe not even then.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know how to tie the monkey
    Get on my level.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    picrel could go on a keychain and maybe have something slightly more damaging than a starter pistol blank.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a large pistol blank. I guess it's just supposed to mimic a real gun?
      I had a revolver starter pistol that used shotgun primers, and I'd rather have that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I guess it's just supposed to mimic a real gun?
        Well yeah, it's basically a fidget spinner with a trigger.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wish for a "very concealable" self-defense weapon that's "just as, if not more, more effective than a baseball bat"
    >it looks like a BDSM toy

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not the size of your fist, it's a toy.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a weapons board please post pictures of your anal toys elsewhere

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Monkey fist
    Sounds like something you'd pay a prostitute for.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally just a tool for motorcycle Black folk to break windshields. if you use a a ball and string for self defense you will get stabbed and die
    see also: saps and blackjacks

    here are the only self-defense weapons:
    >gun
    >pepper spray
    choosing anything else when one of these is on the table means you're a moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >see also: saps and blackjacks
      Do you think they were invented in the 11th century? People carried saps and blackjacks alongside knives and guns well into the 70s.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you think they were invented in the 11th century?
        I don't know what part of my post gave you that idea. I'm saying that they're a terrible choice

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If they're so shitty, why did people keep using them well into the era of reliable automatic firearms?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because 99% of people who carry weapons for self-defense never use them and most of the knowledge about self-defense weapons is pure bro-lore
            who many tens of thousands of stun guns get sold each year? but those things are worse than useless

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just use a knife moron holy frick.
    the only people who think shit like this is good are tards who've never been in an actual fight.
    not to mention knives can be used for a million other things other then stabbing people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IDIOT
      if I carry a knife I will get arrested
      if I carry the ball and string toy I can stuff it in my ass while I rape whoever I want
      >There are Black folk trying to sell you a ball on a string as a self defense weapon
      >Nah, but watch me kill this cantaloupe fr fr

      >Erm, it's paracord so you can use it in a survival situation
      >Implying morons buying this know what to do with paracord or tie more than one knot (I do not know how to tie anything but shoelaces myself)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I carry a knife I will get arrested
        a homosexual from homosexualland confirmed
        enjoy your anal toy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I carry a knife I will get arrested

        If you carry a sap you will also get arrested, even if you're in a can carry knife or gun state. Check your local laws, but saps are often an "always illegal" weapon, like brass knuckles.

        NB4 "I'll take my case to the Supreme Court!"

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are a felony to carry in California.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the extent of a weapon that a European is able to attain
    Holy frick lol
    Look at that soft b***h hand too, this is gold

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OldGenXgayHere
    You all may think I'm full of shit, but we used to make those in Scouts and sell them every year at our County fair to help pay for summer camp.
    Ours had a literal lead weight in the middle that my Dad would cast and donate.

    The 80's were a different time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OldGenXgayHere

      Fellow GenX here. I easily believe it. Back then everybody called a spade a spade and just lived their life.
      The ( ( ( media ) ) ) sure has fricked it up!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    while a steel ball moving at high speeds will hurt like a motherfricker and maybe even crack someone's skull- it's not enough force over surface area to deter an attack with built momentum. a club, brick, or other large hefty stricking implements can knock someone full over. still though, a monkey fist is so small it's not like it hurts you to keep it on you (besides the risk of being identified as a giant anal bead carrying homosexual).

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just as, if not more, effective than a baseball bat
    No.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > carry a sap
    > "Hey /k/ I just got arrested. What do?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just carry a knife in your pocket and a wrench in your car, not a toy, you homosexual.

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