Monke shot down first bloon. Monke don't know what bloon is for

Monke shot down first bloon
Monke don't know what bloon is for

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >weather balloons that move according to the will of the wind
    NAFO with their fricking wunderwaffe again

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no no Russian sisters, the Chinese have sent their wonderwaffen to the west

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Puccia got backstabbed again!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i am an american mother of 2 from NebraCyka oblast and id like to just ask who is it that controls the will of the wind? nato Black personhomosexual israelitetrannies! the west has fallen, we should pull our support from ukraine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NebraCyka
      Alablyatma

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I just had a thought:

    Could the Ukrainians strike deeper into Russia by attaching drones to weather balloons, sending them into Russia, and then have them release or drop a guided drone once over a specific area?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weather balloons are giant targets that very easy to see on radar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are they?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should have picked something that wasn't spotted before it even reached American airspace

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, no one gave a frick about intercepting that thing until the media decided they desperately needed a story and started acting like it mattered at all.
          If you think it was anything more than clickbait journalism & a good excuse to funnel more money to the MIC you really need to read this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >chosmky
            You could read Bernays and Lippmann instead of that clown.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He has climbed up his own ass over the last decade but he hit the mark with that one.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              he's but a chomsky honk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                a honky dweeb even

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no, you're wrong - chomsky on mass media is well worth reading, is a decent critique of neo-liberalism also.
              i'd go further and suggest more chomsky but realize the limitations of doing so here; imho, he's only really fallen off in the last couple of years, most everything prior is somewhat relevent unless you're a rabid neocon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This. He's a boring and dry read sometimes (especially because like half his books are little more than interview transcripts), but he had some genuinely good takes for a good while. Not recently, though, holy frick. I know he's fricking 90+ (I'd like to think he just wanted to outlive Kissinger) and is but a shallow shell of his former self, but when he's not doomposting about the impending end of the world, he's carrying water for Russia. Fricking godawful.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but when he's not doomposting about the impending end of the world, he's carrying water for Russia
                Relevance Deprivation Syndrome hits academics hard.
                Many such cases.

                I'd read him on a lot of stuff, the mechanisms of social control especially but also some areas of linguistics are just his.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >imho, he's only really fallen off in the last couple of years
                >last couple of years
                >years
                last couple of *decades, broheimsky

                You must be about my age, but still haven't accepted being an oldgay. PrepHole is 20 years old, bro. Chomsky's been writing publically for something like 80 years now. You are old. You remember Bush 1, maybe even Reagan. You have gray hairs. Muscle cars never came back and they never will.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But we now have an f-35 pilot who's being called Balloon Boy which I think we can all agree was worth.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I now remeber OG balloon boy, thanks for the chuckle anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >f-35 pilot
              F-22 surely?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >posting Chomski
            Not once

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Antonio Gramsci but even worse somehow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK then just launch a metric frickton of them at once, with most being decoys, at the very minimum they’ll waste AA on nothingburgers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, problem is, if they can be shot down with simple AA cannons, its no longer a big waste to shoot em down

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we may enter the timeline where russia pulls out ancient 100mm KS-19 AA flak batteries to counter fricking balloon spam

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean "we may"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                With flat tires and everything. What a time to be alive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Send up at least 99 of them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice, German version Best Version

            Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
            Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
            Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
            Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
            Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich?
            Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
            Von neunundneunzig Luftballons
            Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

            Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
            Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All
            Darum schickte ein General
            'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
            Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär
            Dabei war'n dort am Horizont
            Nur neunundneunzig Luftballons

            Neunundneunzig Düsenflieger
            Jeder war ein großer Krieger
            Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
            Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
            Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
            Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
            Dabei schoss man am Horizont
            Auf neunundneunzig Luftballons

            Streichholz und Benzinkanister
            Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
            Witterten schon fette Beute
            Riefen: "Krieg!" und wollten Macht
            Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
            Dass es einmal so weit kommt
            Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons
            Wegen neunundneunzig Luftballons
            Neunundneunzig Luftballons

            Neunundneunzig jahre Krieg
            Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
            Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
            Und auch keine Düsenflieger
            Heute zieh ich meine Runden
            Seh die Welt in Trümmern liegen
            Hab 'n Luftballon gefunden
            Denk an dich und lass ihn fliegen

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >launch a metric frickton of them
            Ninety nine is a good number.

            Other anon was quicker. Why do I have to wait a minute before posting then get illegible captchas?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              homie that post was 2.5 hours ago

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                those captchas are really tough sometimes, okay?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >launch a metric frickton of them
          Ninety nine is a good number.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Since all the aircraft and drones are flying so low to the ground, would Barrage Balloons be useful again?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'd have to somehow anchor them, and then they're still in enemy territory (which is where the enemy planes have to operate due to AD capabilities) and then it's quite easy for them to just snip the cable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >barrage balloons had bombs
            neat, but why? I thought the cable alone was enough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. IJA officer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are they full of bats? They need to be filled with bats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ukraine did it first(800 years before USA firebombed Japan)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, if you really think about it, a quad copter is a just a synthetic bat.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should use a lot more, just to keep russian air defense busy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How's this supposed to help Ukraine recapture its lost territory?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No worries cumrade, Bilhorod will be secured soon or wiped out from the existence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It won’t, nothing will. Read Foreign Affairs to get a hint at US policy shifts.
      tl;dr
      Ukraine is fricked and the US now favors negotiations without preconditions.
      >inb4 REE VATNIK SHILL!!!!111one
      Read, Black person!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So two more weeks?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >negotiations without preconditions.
        I'm sorry what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >negotiate with no preconditions
        >refineries continue to explode because that wasn’t a condition
        I am glad our boys the British have trained them in perfidy using their Silly Air Service

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    organic discussion of weapons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NAFO weather control facilities are a serious issue when used to bullying third world countries, making sure they're unable to compete with the evil western hegemony and generally keeping a brotha down.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and generally keeping a brotha down
        you're alright tho

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wind Speed?
    Willful

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sorry I read pretty slow, might take me about 336 hours *~~

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Monke don't know what bloon is for
    If it were me, I'd just have a loudspeaker in it, do something like:

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If its long, black and thick headed to your wife's place in Russia, you know what its for

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

    ?si=Z3-1zP8_zPJz78l9&t=6

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Op Outward Obr. 2024
    I was thinking about this for months!
    Make them drop chaffs, flares, graphite bombs on precoded list of coordinates
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Outward

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if those were nuclear balloons

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Monke shot down first bloon
    it was fated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bloons TZD

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >westoid globohomosexual troonyballoons
    >menacingly bigger and blacker than the balloons at home

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Monke
    Troll thread, embarracing shill board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Comrade why are you not on bloons tower defence to train for motherland defence?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lose 2850 tanks
      >brag about killing a dozen
      This will always be funny to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's also pretending the US didn't already lose a bunch of Abrams to goatherders

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But anon you must understand, those tank are evil HATO wunderwaffe. Surely the west can only afford to field only a meagre amount of them like glorious russia with its t-14s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So, ukraine destroyed 2850 tanks, but they are still retreating from donbas. The kope is hilarious. Call me when you can make a thread about ukraine taking a village and you dont need to ape out with meme, gore and racist. Black.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >supposed second strongest army on earth
          >Invade Ukraine against evil HATO
          >lose 2850 and any reputation that you had left
          >barely grab land
          >against a country running with majority of you're own stuff. less men, less money and taken by surprise
          >uKraInE WeAk

          Do you jerk yourself off to you own post, vatnik?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >to ape out with meme, gore and racist
          Here you go, have this pasta, fresh from the kitchen

          Post toilet
          Post washing machine
          Post Lyman
          Post Izyum
          Post Kharkiv
          Post Kherson
          Post Kiev
          Post Vuhledar
          Post Andrei Morozov
          Post Boris Johnson
          Post Girkin
          Post Gerasimov
          Post Prigozhin
          Post Wagner in Africa
          Post infrastructure NOT on fire
          Post Sevastopol drydocks
          Post 20% of Black Sea Fleet
          Post commercial shipping insurance
          Post Tsezar Kunikov w/ crewmen
          Post peacefull missle boat
          Post Moskva
          Post Admiral Kuznetsov
          Post ICBM factory
          Post MiG factory
          Post the recent history of the trans-siberian railway
          Post T-14 production line
          Post Su-57 production line
          Post A-100 production line
          Post IL76
          Post IL76 with POW corpses
          Post A-50 AWACS
          Post non endangered species of Russian aviation equipment
          Post a wargoal that stayed the same for a year
          Post 2024 presidential election candidates
          Post Navalny and his followers
          Post Russian critique of the Russian millitary
          Post Pavel Grudnin
          Post AIDS rates in Russia
          Post happy mobiks
          Post uncrossed redlines
          Post a sane Russia friendly country
          Post a sane take on anything by Vladimir Putin
          Post a sane take on anything by any oligarch actually
          Post a day that went without a Russian threatening nooks
          Post a Russian news report web portal not related to Kremlin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Black
          You do not need to state your race at end of post like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Come back when you can speak English, subhuman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The crests are escotelemetrical destined to piss. Then who will The Eagles claw beams deimetristicate under hypersonic decimations. Kope leftist troon amerikkka golem!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but they are still retreating from donbas
          May we see it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Call me when you can make a thread about ukraine taking a village
          Memoryholing the ongoing banter in Belgorod already?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but they are still retreating from donbas
          ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >operation TANK COPE BWM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You really gloat about single tank kills like Serbs who killed stealth fighters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >embarracing
      C = S in the latin alphabet anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Please forgive him, he's currently in Belgorod and is typing from what remains of his kitchen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Brown brown, brouning brown brown

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes. As always, one western MBT immobilised is a tragedy, while a thousand T-72/80/90 turrets flying into orbit is a statistic.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >will of the wind
    This sounds like a fart joke my dad would use

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >muh Foreign Affairs
    Nobody cares, US aid keeps flowing and Total Zigger Death continues. Seethe more about it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Putin got some sniper monkeys instead of wasting all of his money on mortars, it probably wouldn't have gotten as far as it did.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No analogues in the east*~~*~~)

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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