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Tactical Jelly Bellies…

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what camouflage pattern this tastes like…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/X06YTEs.jpg

      Tastes like… NWU Type III

      https://i.imgur.com/3AcTrts.jpg

      Or how ‘bout this one?

      https://i.imgur.com/cki8re1.jpg

      I’m gonna say Chocolate-Chip desert

      OP these all look like mold

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toasted marshmallow is unbelievable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder what camouflage pattern this tastes like…

      Early 2000s Army Surplus store smell, but taste instead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Multicam Tropic

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes like… NWU Type III

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or how ‘bout this one?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna say Chocolate-Chip desert

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pear is great, black licorice is a bullshit inclusion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        13% of Jelly Bellies…

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yet commit 50% of the bad taste.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hilarious and under estimated.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Underrated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc this is marshmallow

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm really not sure if people in this thread are illiterate or just trolling.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Freedom isn't free
    this country is a parody of itself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything since Dubya took office has just been one giant shitpost

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Clinton

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Bush

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Reagan

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it’s M81 Woodland. SOVL and all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      your a funny guy good thread dude

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thx 🙂

        I wonder what this will taste like… Multicam perhaps?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    marine-beans when

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    very good keep going

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it’s desert tigerstripe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and then

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I'm starting to miss Jelly Belly unironically

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you have to miss them? They're still made and available today. I get a big bag once in a while and it will last me for months of picking away a couple at a time, but you have to be careful with the big assortments and read the mix of flavors because the bigger assortments pack in a bunch of redundant flavors that pad the total flavor count higher than it actually is. Like the big 49 flavor assortment has 2 cherries, 2 oranges, 2 apples, 2 limes, I think 3 forms of strawberry? And a few others. They're technically different flavors with different names and slight differences in taste, but try arguing with a straight face that lemon lime flavor isn't the same thing as sprite flavor.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are just the shit ones from the every flavour beans that got commercialised from Harry potter turned into a military product.
    You are eating snot flavour.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure Jelly Bellies pre-date Harry Potter by several decades. If anything, it's the other way around.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin based Ronnie Raygun ate em like there weren't going to be any more long before Harry Potter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are not a smart man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be 18 to post.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      popcorn is the worst flavor

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is something you find in an MRE. disgusting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's very accurate to the military.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    clip your disgusting fricking nails, fat finger tennage boy. and leave your basement every once in a while, sickly pale litch looking ass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first pics op posted are literally from outside you projecting fatso virgin.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this whole thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taste the Tactical Beans

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Army made a recruitment ad appealing to tutti frutti and her two moms

    It's over bros, the West has fallen.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dis homie eatin' (jelly) beans!

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like licorice but sometimes they put too many in a bag and it doesn't go well with almost any other flavors.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fit a whole bag of these up my ass if I use face paint as lube

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can i watch? no homo

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Juicy pear, peach, sour cherry and cinnamon are the best flavors

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sour cherry enjoyer
      Based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >saved the thumbnail
        Based

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rule number 1 rookie. Expect the nonexpected.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I buy these?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gourmet camo jelly beans

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sig redux all candy. obscurants and disruptive patterns. quiet packaging.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me get 2 lifetime orders of these

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