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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice try ivan

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a Black person was less than a foot from my penis observing me pissing into a little bottle during basic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep living in your wienersauce fantasy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much the first thing you do when you arrive at basic is a piss test. This involves a Black person yelling at you and your penis in an effort to make you pee right now immediately.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what it was, but I'll offer the story anyway:
    >on aft lookout watch 00-04 in Pacific
    >bored as shit, my phone died so I can't play music like I usually do
    >see an air contact flying about 180 relative, with a 50 degree position angle
    >think nothing of it. OOD and Combat never want to hear air contact reports (we dont have an air radar on our ship, it's an MCM)
    >the air contact abruptly shifts from 180 to 220 and shoots up to a 60 degree position angle out of nowhere, and is now maintaining a parallel course to us roughly
    >again think nothing of it, i don't really give a shit
    >the contact moves so fast (blink and you miss, literally) and is suddenly on the complete opposite side of the ship, still maintaining same course and speed
    >call it in, I get a response from OOD that amounts to "stop wasting my time"
    >the contact splits into three additional contacts. one sits at its current heading, one goes to 180, and another to 220.
    >i call this one in, and the CICWO comes out (presumably to tell me to stop bullshitting on comms) to see them merge back into the contact at 180 and then disappear
    >he tells me "wow, that's crazy"
    >never mentioned ever again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayys?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t worry about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick is there no running record of this shit? There are sports stadiums that have to record terabytes of camera footage during an event and you're telling me a military ship with what is basically a very advanced security monitoring device doesn't record what it monitors?????????

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >terabytes
        >in early 2000s
        poor sweet summer zoom zoom
        IF there even was tape it was analog, and written over pretty quickly unless someone said to save it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same IDF anon as above.
      Seen the same lights beat the birder with Lebanon.
      >A single light we can track with optics but no heat.
      >Light moves suspiciously fast and smooth taking 90* turns without breaking whatsoever.
      >Splits in 2
      >1st keeps moving in the same trajectory
      >second goes perpendicular at the same velocity
      >2nd goes dark for a bit
      >reappears near 1st
      >they merge into one again
      >keep moving till they are too far for us to observe
      Unlike you Black folk we DID record it all on a MATAN's storage and the bulky old auxillary touch pad that interfaces with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meteor that burned up in the atmosphwre

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no bahn tet
    sad tbqh

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time I beat my dick so hard I went into heat stroke and almost died.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once upon a time, I fricked sergeant in the ass. He was drunk though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    on topic of losing fingers
    something that happened not so long ago
    >female M113 instructor encountered issues with power in the APC
    >instead of calling maintenance crews she calls her officer
    >he tells her to check if the alternator is spinning
    >proceeds to stick her hand in to check
    alternator was spinning and it wasn't easy to find her finger

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    on topic of losing fingers
    something that happened not so long ago
    >female M113 instructor encountered issues with power in the APC
    >instead of calling maintenance crews she calls her officer
    >he tells her to check if the alternator is spinning
    >proceeds to stick her hand in to check
    alternator was spinning and it wasn't easy to find her finger

    >losing fingers
    once saw a really short guy fall off a ladder assembling an alaskan shelter and somehow got his pinky tip stuck in a pin hole and ripped it off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      will continue
      we had an armor officer ride his tank with his fingers sticking out of the hatch
      the lock mechanism of which failed while driving
      4 of his fingers were cut clean off
      i have a photo of his hand but it's a blue board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Just a thumb
        >No fingers
        Like it's great he still has a thumb but that's like having a lead singer and no band.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was this during deployment? Our medic had that exact story from one of his previous units

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm in the IDF not the us army

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post it in a red board gore thread and link to it here. That's SOP

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    on topic of losing fingers
    something that happened not so long ago
    >female M113 instructor encountered issues with power in the APC
    >instead of calling maintenance crews she calls her officer
    >he tells her to check if the alternator is spinning
    >proceeds to stick her hand in to check
    alternator was spinning and it wasn't easy to find her finger

    [...]
    [...]
    >losing fingers
    once saw a really short guy fall off a ladder assembling an alaskan shelter and somehow got his pinky tip stuck in a pin hole and ripped it off

    will continue
    we had an armor officer ride his tank with his fingers sticking out of the hatch
    the lock mechanism of which failed while driving
    4 of his fingers were cut clean off
    i have a photo of his hand but it's a blue board

    >year of our lord 2012+12
    >wearing fingerless gloves becomes a flex again

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Men in the military are prostitutes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so true but

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why does it say "Ground and Air use only" on the steps? Where else would they use it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Water

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Steps are going to be a bit redundant if the plane is in the water though no?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well on the dumb women topic we were OPFOR for a stress test on a nuclear sub facility and some dumb ass navy chick fired live rounds at people. We were using blanks with the BFA but since it was an active site they had the DOD guards with live ammo. So one of the guards dropped kit to use the bathroom and this girl was firing blanks, but when she ran out she grabbed a mag from the guards kit with live ammo, blew off her BFA at kept shooting like another 4-5 rounds until someone punched her in the face and took her weapon from her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big of an assfricking did she receive for that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bangor?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    When you are cumming in a std-riddled barflys butthole you aren't spreading your seed, you are a prostitute

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty fricking obsessive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Who gives a shit anymore. Girls have been in line units for years now and the world hasn't imploded yet, it's time to move on and find something better to complain about.
      t. NCO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see
      https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/%201700577631741278/

      [...]

      is just your average HUEHUEzilian /misc/Black person chimping out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up b***h. Sharing old stories is great, you can do it here anonymously so no shame no embarrassment and sadly sometimes people also don't give a shit and won't listen. We're all listening and curious and give a frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wdym? This is the type of thread to just lurk on while you're on your shift at work.whats obsessive about that?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went to the Air Force Academy, which was built in the late 60's early 70's during the peak of the Cold War. There was an underground tunnel network with infrastructure so if there was a nuclear exchange, the AF could still educate & produce officers underground. It was well known these tunnels connected to the Denver Airport & NORAD etc.. Although I went to the academy 2008-2012, there was this website/blog that a cadet made years before. The site/blog was dedicated to cadets posting shit for mapping out the tunnels. There were some weird ass photos posted on there & mind you it was about a decade worth of cadets posting shit. Overtime, cadets started saying that there were multiple levels. Some of the weirdest photos were of a giant room with like 2k desks in it, a storage room that had maybe 100 humvees/jeeps & another of a bunch of jet engine parts below the aeronautics lab that were probably worth a millions of $'s. There came a time where the exploration of these tunnels hit a wall, even though the strangest photo indicated what I mentioned above - a photo was posted of a wall map indicating there were at least 15 levels of the tunnels. Cadets could not find the access/entry point to the levels below level 2. Apparently, some cadets in 2010 did find the entry point to the other tunnels. At least, it was just rumors. Then one day a new photo was posted by some cadets on the blog/website indicating there made it to level 10 - the photo was of this giant metal door so big that it looked like you could fit a fricking star destroyer through it. They speculated it had to be an entrance into NORAD. They also posted a photo of a food wrapper that had a recent expiration date near the door, so activity down there was recent/active. Week later the blog was taken down. Shit was so fricking weird. I wish I had the photo - it was something out of a sci fi movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > A fricking tunnel from the springs to northeast Denver that no one has ever noticed
      I am calling bullshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A fricking tunnel from the springs to northeast Denver that no one has ever noticed
        >I am calling bullshit
        >He thinks basic shit like that would be allowed to gain mass conscious awareness, let alone the most heinous crimes done against the humanity
        ngmi rip in peperoni goyim

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, they can barely widen I-25 because it's such a cluster frick to build through the valley, and you think there's a tunnel that runs from NW COS under at least two major suburban areas and no one noticed? It's not like DIA is close to actual Denver. It might as well be called Cheyenne International Airport if it wasn't physically located in Colorado. Now a tunnel that runs from Cheyenne Mountain through the front range out to somewhere near Canon City or Cripple Creek, I can get behind that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stationed at Ft Carson - no, the AFA does not have tunnels to NORAD, nor does it have tunnels to Denver.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what the secret tunnel personnel would say.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was stationed at Vandenberg and got asked on a PA tour by some old boomer where the tunnel to Area 51 was. I said "what, like in Deus Ex?" and he had no idea what I was talking about.

          >be me, helping to load up a tractor trailer
          >airman on the forklift is a moron, airman spotting him onto the trailer is an even bigger moron
          >had to run back into the building to take a phone call
          >dumbshit spotter gets knocked in the mouth by a forklift tine Custodian Klaus style because the dumbshit driver jerked the controls, rips out his right cheek and like five or six teeth
          >got my butthole pushed in by Safety because I was supposed to be "supervising" them but they were both fully qual'd and my boss rushed them through training so I beat the case lol

          >be me, working as a security guard for a university after I got out
          >good school, but is located near the shithole part of town
          >one of the students is fricking a townie drug dealer
          >dealer blows his dick off and lights himself on fire trying to cook meth out of a gatorade bottle in the dorm parking lot
          >girl OD'd a couple months later and threatened to kill herself when I said I'd tell her mom
          >tried to hang herself with an extention cord run through an air vent cover but the b***h was so fat the roof immediately fell in once she kicked the chair out
          >got a $400 bill and suspension letter from the school while she was on psych hold lmao

          >some pajeet exchange student gets shot down by the girl he was crushing on
          >pulls out a leatherman in his next class and uses the flathead screwdriver bit to start stabbing the palms of his hands
          >by the time I get there he's got chunks ripped out
          >everyone's screaming but of course nobody tried to intervene, the kid is screaming that he wants to die and can't live with the shame that nobody loves him
          >I get in trouble because the bodycam catches me telling the kid "if you were trying to have a nice day why didn't you just use the leatherman knife?"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >"if you were trying to have a nice day why didn't you just use the leatherman knife?"
            Lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he starts stabbing the palms of his hands
            >by the time I get there he's got chunks ripped out

            kudos, that takes some real guts and determination

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is some Harry potter hogwarts stuff and I like it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They can barely widen the fricking interstate because of the Monument Valley, and you think there's a tunnel that runs from the Springs to Denver? I would put more stock into there being a tunnel system from CMAFS through the mountain to the west side of the front range or tunnels connecting the Broadmoor to NORAD. There is a bunch of weird caves near the top of the Broadmoor neighborhood that part of the subdivision uses as their sole source of water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They also posted a photo of a food wrapper that had a recent expiration date near the door, so activity down there was recent/active.

      I could believe most of this up to the food wrapper part. Very convenient for the story but unlikely in reality. Good LARP though

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down Andrew Tate

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok Andrew Tate

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, what exploded this time, Mr. Tate? Don't tell me it's another refinery.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this thread that attracted a bunch of schizo /misc/tards?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scratch that, it's literally a single genuinely mentally ill moron.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this level of autism
    Almost admirable, in its own fricked up way

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >60 posts deleted
    Gentlemen. Brown people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guy did nothing except post actual, factual material about women in the military too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd bet money this is the same fricking HUEmonkey.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gentlemen. snow chimps shitting on themselves

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    May we actually see it? You'd have to be pretty fricking moronic to just take Russians at their word. They love their blurry photos and dubious claims.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this seems sorta homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you think a lot of things seem homosexual. I bet you devote a lot of your daily energy to wondering about whether or not things are homosexual. You know who doesn't do that? Straight people. Boring, boring straight people.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >day X of exercise
    >no one has slept well, everyone is cold and miserable
    >guy at the OP even more so
    >staring at a treeline completely zapped of energy, extremely hungry and tired for hours on end does things to your mind
    >suddenly we hear him frantically on the radio talking about spotting 3 men in full snow camo climbing a telephone pole, attaching something to it
    >everyone scrambles to combat positions, information is passed up the chain of command
    >suddenly we realizee we're in the middle of nowhere
    >there are no telephone poles for miles in any direction
    Last I heard he had actually started hallucinating and got it checked out by a doctor, confirming he wasnt just trying to get out of the shit.
    I dont know what happened to the other guy on the post, but it's a funny story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh reminds me of a little story of mine
      >Plebe at MX naval academy
      >We begun guard duty around two months after entering, during the first semester we were "shadows" accompanying a senior cadet to be instructed.
      >Second semester, we are no longer shadows.
      >When you are on watch, deployed at the school's flag (war flag, combat flag, ensign? don't know the proper term for it) you are not allowed to move, you are at attention for one or two hours depending on the time of your watch.
      >Plebes' sleep on average was 2-3 hours. On good days you would sleep up to 4 hours.
      >Plebes run EVERYWHERE, no matter how small the distance is to your destination is.
      >Plebes do constant P.E. punishment whenever you screw up
      >Basically you're always fricked up because of the lack of sleep and constant P.E.
      >On watch at the school flag's room around 2 a.m. It was mid-terms so of course I only managed to sleep 40mins before entering on watch.
      >The area where the flag was located was a small building , a memorial, on the entrance of the academy (no longer in use) kinda like a small museum with a permanent exposition of the story of the academy.
      >There were two cadets deployed at the memorial a sentry guarding the flag and a guard that could freely move around the memorial
      >Camera on the roof watching the sentry 24/7
      >The other cadet is my class
      >"Hey, anon, I'm going to try and get some sleep on the corner. Give me a shoutout if anyone comes close"
      >Buddy goes into the "dark room" (the mini-museum room) with poor lighting.
      >Have my hat on so my visor can hide my eyes from the camera.
      >Face down just slightly to get on the sweet blind post
      >BrahmsLullaby.mp3
      >Around 30 mins pass
      >Suddenly hear footsteps and a formation stopping
      >Hear footsteps entering the memorial
      >"Oh, shit"
      >Can't move my limbs nor call out the other plebe
      >See a cadet looking at me furiously
      >"ANON!" he shouts to me while he suddenly comes to me as pissed as if he was about to beat me the frick up.1/2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2/2
        >I scream internally
        >I'mindanger.png
        >Suddenly inhale as if I had just returned from the afterlife yelling.
        >Heavy breathing
        >No one aroun
        >Was I just dreaming?
        >Swear to god it was too fricking real
        >Calm down slightly, hopping the person on CCTV in charge of the flag's camera was asleep or unaware of the mad man that started yelling all by himself while on watch.
        >5 more mins pass
        >Hear again the formation stopping and footsteps
        >"Here comes the relief"
        >Stand in attention as best and sane as I can
        >5 mins pass
        >No one comes
        >10 more minutes pass
        >No signs of life.
        >Took another 25-30 mins for the relief to come
        >Tell my 2nd grader about what just happened
        >"That's the phantom relief, anon. It's quite common. Happens to me too."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same anon as:

        2/2
        >I scream internally
        >I'mindanger.png
        >Suddenly inhale as if I had just returned from the afterlife yelling.
        >Heavy breathing
        >No one aroun
        >Was I just dreaming?
        >Swear to god it was too fricking real
        >Calm down slightly, hopping the person on CCTV in charge of the flag's camera was asleep or unaware of the mad man that started yelling all by himself while on watch.
        >5 more mins pass
        >Hear again the formation stopping and footsteps
        >"Here comes the relief"
        >Stand in attention as best and sane as I can
        >5 mins pass
        >No one comes
        >10 more minutes pass
        >No signs of life.
        >Took another 25-30 mins for the relief to come
        >Tell my 2nd grader about what just happened
        >"That's the phantom relief, anon. It's quite common. Happens to me too."

        Four years ago, my class was doing drill instruction for the pledge of allegiance ceremony (it is every april 21st). We started making the brigades, platoons, and squads for the ceremony a month prior. We were about to fire our first blank (we do a one shot gun salute in memory of the heroes who died both in april 21st 1914, and september 13th 1847)
        It was our first time wienering our m16s, so when we were instructed to do so, some of my peers weren't able to pull the charging handle all the way back, so, many rifles got the blank stuck halfway to the chamber, others just wienered the rifle but didn't feed any cartridge and another very small percentage got a double feed(???) Don't ask me how.
        After firing the CO of the cadets' corps instructed our seniors to supervise those who weren't able to fire their blanks.
        Most of them were infantry cadets. I didn't have any problems since I knew how the m16 operates even before joining (Guns in mexico are a pretty nono for civilians, but I am a huge gun nerd plus internet is quite a tool, so I knew basic dissasembly way before any of my mates)
        >Female cadet a few lines in front of me
        >Her charging handle loose, wiggling with every small move she does
        >Same senior that supervised me goes to see her rifle
        >Double feed
        >"Dang, what the hell did you even do?"
        >She's scared to death as if her rifle was a ticking bomb
        >Senior takes it off her hands
        >Points downwards in a 45° angle, standard procedure in our manuals
        >Pulls charging handle once
        >Nothing happens
        >Pulls two more times
        >Still nothing
        >Starts pulling it aggresively, no human thoughts in him, he has gone full monki
        >Those two rounds won't move one bit
        >He starts smacking the butt on the grass
        >Monkisounds.wav
        >Suddenly we hear a "Clap!" noise as one of the two rounds falls off and the bolt fully closes this time.
        >Gives rifle back to female cadet
        >"There you go"
        >She was a plebe, at attention, so of course she has no right to move 1/2

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          2/2
          >He leans over to pick up the blank from the grass
          >Most of the seniors finished doing corrections to the "malfunctioning" rifles
          >The field is dead silent
          >BANG!
          >Rifle suddenly discharges the loaded blank
          >He jumps out and lands half a mile away
          >Female cadet starts trembling in fear
          >"We're fricked" I thought just as I saw the entire thing go down.
          >CO yells out "WHO THE FRICK SHOT THAT?!"
          >See my senior, a 6"0 buffed infantry cadet put what we call a "bitch's face" for he knows he's about to get crucified.
          >All the plebes are ordered to do a half turn to not see him getting fricked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's little different between being seriously exahusted and being intoxicated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The guy was straight edge. Never seen or even heard of drug use during an exercise.

        Huh reminds me of a little story of mine
        >Plebe at MX naval academy
        >We begun guard duty around two months after entering, during the first semester we were "shadows" accompanying a senior cadet to be instructed.
        >Second semester, we are no longer shadows.
        >When you are on watch, deployed at the school's flag (war flag, combat flag, ensign? don't know the proper term for it) you are not allowed to move, you are at attention for one or two hours depending on the time of your watch.
        >Plebes' sleep on average was 2-3 hours. On good days you would sleep up to 4 hours.
        >Plebes run EVERYWHERE, no matter how small the distance is to your destination is.
        >Plebes do constant P.E. punishment whenever you screw up
        >Basically you're always fricked up because of the lack of sleep and constant P.E.
        >On watch at the school flag's room around 2 a.m. It was mid-terms so of course I only managed to sleep 40mins before entering on watch.
        >The area where the flag was located was a small building , a memorial, on the entrance of the academy (no longer in use) kinda like a small museum with a permanent exposition of the story of the academy.
        >There were two cadets deployed at the memorial a sentry guarding the flag and a guard that could freely move around the memorial
        >Camera on the roof watching the sentry 24/7
        >The other cadet is my class
        >"Hey, anon, I'm going to try and get some sleep on the corner. Give me a shoutout if anyone comes close"
        >Buddy goes into the "dark room" (the mini-museum room) with poor lighting.
        >Have my hat on so my visor can hide my eyes from the camera.
        >Face down just slightly to get on the sweet blind post
        >BrahmsLullaby.mp3
        >Around 30 mins pass
        >Suddenly hear footsteps and a formation stopping
        >Hear footsteps entering the memorial
        >"Oh, shit"
        >Can't move my limbs nor call out the other plebe
        >See a cadet looking at me furiously
        >"ANON!" he shouts to me while he suddenly comes to me as pissed as if he was about to beat me the frick up.1/2

        2/2
        >I scream internally
        >I'mindanger.png
        >Suddenly inhale as if I had just returned from the afterlife yelling.
        >Heavy breathing
        >No one aroun
        >Was I just dreaming?
        >Swear to god it was too fricking real
        >Calm down slightly, hopping the person on CCTV in charge of the flag's camera was asleep or unaware of the mad man that started yelling all by himself while on watch.
        >5 more mins pass
        >Hear again the formation stopping and footsteps
        >"Here comes the relief"
        >Stand in attention as best and sane as I can
        >5 mins pass
        >No one comes
        >10 more minutes pass
        >No signs of life.
        >Took another 25-30 mins for the relief to come
        >Tell my 2nd grader about what just happened
        >"That's the phantom relief, anon. It's quite common. Happens to me too."

        We had a 1.5 hour "break" during training once, so I leaned my back up against a tree and fell asleep. Woke up with 20 guys and the major in a half circle around me when one guy kicked my boot. Expected to get shit but the old ass major started talking about how "Anon here is a perfect specimen! One should take any appropriate moment they can to rest" and stuff like that.
        Falling asleep on duty is very bad though.
        When sitting firewatch a common trick is to balance a piece of wood to sit on so that if you fall aleep you fall on your ass. Pretty sure sleeping during firewatch is a criminal offense or something like that but Im no lawyer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The guy was straight edge. Never seen or even heard of drug use during an exercise.

          I don't think he meant it that way, he was just making a point about how the brain gets weird sometimes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >can also be Law Enforcement too
    Did a stint with investigations (being a detective is gay)
    >Doing follow up interviews regarding a bad burglary, a couple street scholars kicked in a guy's door, beat him, and tossed the house
    >Neighborhood is fairly nice, but full of the pro BLM and "in this house" paraphernalia
    >Finally get to last house on the block, alright but definitely boomer owned for the last 40 years
    >Massively obese woman answers, invites me in to answer questions
    >Several cats present with expected smells, experienced worse so whatever
    >Waddles to the kitchen, asks if I want something to drink
    >No ma'am I'm fine, thank you
    >Watch her pull a 2 liter of coke out of the pantry, and then pour it in a coffee mug
    >Don't think anything of it, keep asking questions
    >Puts mug in microwave
    >Microwaves for a minute and a half
    >Takes it out and takes a big swig of microwaved coca cola, while the kitchen now overwhelming smells like heated corn syrup
    >Quickly finish up and leave

    I've seen and experienced some shit, and for whatever reason that woman drinking microwaved coke sticks with me, even now about 6 years later

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not completely unheard of to heat up soda. Back in the '60s they tried to make "hot Dr. Pepper" into a Christmas thing. Didn't catch on tho.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats fricking rad, gonna heat me up one next Christmas now for sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Between liveleak and crazyshit ive seen some shit in my time on the internet but microwaved coke is kinda messing me up

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Randomly told to go help the early separators who are getting out before they completed basic
    >I myself hadn't even completed basic when I was tasked to do it
    >Arrive at the place
    >They have a badass raptor as their logo
    >Get inside, ask the guy in charge what he needs me to do
    >Supposed to take these guys to turn in their clothes
    >Walk to get them
    >About 5-6 grown men watching Spongebob in a dark room that smells like shit
    >By one of the beds there's a Styrofoam plank from Ed Edd n Eddy made to look like a black man
    >Pause for a moment as I realize autistic people are probably not meant for the military
    >Wonder if I was meant for the military
    >Return to civie life a year later

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>By one of the beds there's a Styrofoam plank from Ed Edd n Eddy made to look like a black man
      Please tell me you have a picture of it

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sorry bud your disability isn't service related

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hate the term "deglove". I can't imagine a more accurate yet disgusting way to describe something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ah gross I thought that anon meant literally take the glove off his hand not the skin

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I spent a year doing Russian military service
    >small radar base in bumfrick nowhere near the Finland border
    >group of guys decides to huff gasoline for fun
    >they enter the truck that electrifies the entire radar system
    >the radar is on duty
    >someone decides to switch some lever off
    >it powers down the radar
    >everyone on base knows something wrong has happened
    >they flee the scene
    >they decide that they're about to get caught
    >they decide to destroy the evidence
    >sunday evening, only a single officer is present, everyone else is relaxing home drinking or some shit
    >fire up a fire in a barrel
    >start pouring the gasiline in
    >one of the guys thinks it would be funny to throw some gasoline in some other guy's direction
    >gasoline fumes ignite mid-flight
    >the other guy gets hit by basically burning napalm right in his face
    >starts screaming, drops down to the ground, everyone rushes to him and tries to put out the fire
    >they look at the guy's wounds
    >it's bad
    >lower parts of his face and part of the neck is just a massive third degree burn
    >the hand he used to try and cover himself with is fricked with parts of the skin straight up coming off the muscle tissue
    >oh shit.png
    >no idea what to do, they bring the guy back to barracks
    >the poor officer dude thought he would have a nice shift with no incidents
    >no military personell on base, the best we had was a girl who has finished a "nurse school" (her entire work was googling the sympthoms if any were present or bandaging) who was not present either
    >he makes a telephone call to the base commander
    >commander is drunk as frick, still tries to access the situation
    >if a word of this gets out the entire base is going to get raided by military police and everyone involved including the commander and that one officer would receive prison time
    >gotta keep that hush-hush
    >he brings some civilian clothing, dresses up the injured guy and brings him to a civilian hospital, paying basically his entire monthly salary for the treatment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >as a guy gets his burns treated regiment commander suddenly visits with an inspection
      >he does the personell check, notices that some guy isn't present, demands an explanation
      >"He's uhh.... on combat duty haha"
      >army base commander gets reprimanded
      >a month+ later
      >that one guy returns from the hospital
      >he has a shitload of bandages, he still has some burn scars but it's not as bad as everyone thought it would be
      >his uniform has basically melted near the neck/shoulder area so he has to buy a new one
      >the group of guys just continue their duty as if nothing has ever happened, the guy who threw the gasoline gets some shitty treatment from the officers involved but that's it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >as a guy gets his burns treated regiment commander suddenly visits with an inspection
      >he does the personell check, notices that some guy isn't present, demands an explanation
      >"He's uhh.... on combat duty haha"
      >army base commander gets reprimanded
      >a month+ later
      >that one guy returns from the hospital
      >he has a shitload of bandages, he still has some burn scars but it's not as bad as everyone thought it would be
      >his uniform has basically melted near the neck/shoulder area so he has to buy a new one
      >the group of guys just continue their duty as if nothing has ever happened, the guy who threw the gasoline gets some shitty treatment from the officers involved but that's it

      >one of the guys thinks it would be funny to throw some gasoline in some other guy's direction
      Like a mobik version of Zoolander

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >as a guy gets his burns treated regiment commander suddenly visits with an inspection
      >he does the personell check, notices that some guy isn't present, demands an explanation
      >"He's uhh.... on combat duty haha"
      >army base commander gets reprimanded
      >a month+ later
      >that one guy returns from the hospital
      >he has a shitload of bandages, he still has some burn scars but it's not as bad as everyone thought it would be
      >his uniform has basically melted near the neck/shoulder area so he has to buy a new one
      >the group of guys just continue their duty as if nothing has ever happened, the guy who threw the gasoline gets some shitty treatment from the officers involved but that's it

      >>the group of guys just continue their duty as if nothing has ever happened, the guy who threw the gasoline gets some shitty treatment from the officers involved but that's it
      based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the poor officer dude thought he would have a nice shift with no incidents
      Many such cases

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >southern Afghan circa 2009
    >on patrol
    >I'm the fricking SAW gunner despite being all of 135 pounds because my team leader hates me
    >have four 200-round pouches weighing down on my diaphragm as we walk
    >can barely breathe under the scorching sun
    >it's over 115 degrees fahrenheit
    >naturally, the Taliban ambush us
    >the LT comes sprinting down the line in a panic, screaming, "we've got to get out of here!"
    >immediately plop down into the prone and try to dump some ammo so i can fricking breathe
    >team leader smacks my helmet, tells me to cut that shit out
    >fine, fricker
    >Taliban have us in an L-shaped ambush as we patrol along a canal
    >break contact into a system of orchards
    >the Taliban fricking chase us
    >we're bounding through orchards, jumping over walls
    >at this point i have heat stroke and am delirious
    >start to fade out
    >remember falling, being helped up, firing, reloading
    >we're walking along a causeway and I'm half-dead
    >naturally we take fire from a treeline about 50m away
    >look left
    >look right
    >everyone is in the prone except me
    >green tracers zipping by my torso like fast, angry insects
    >as i finally realize what's going on and hit the dirt, the CAS comes on station
    >Kiowas dump missile pods and .50 cal into the treeline
    >watch it go up in fire
    >awestruck
    I've got many more (actual) combat stories but I'm too lazy to write them up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Postem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Epic
      If theyre as good as this, poast & boast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saddling someone as a saw gunner who doesn’t want it or cant do it as good as a bigger dude is diabolical considering how important that position is to squad tactics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought giving the SAW to the little guy was a doctrine thing because of how important that role is and that you'd want him to be a smaller target

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >test

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >WP country
    >Mandatory draft - brainlets lose 2 years of life, get hazed for one year, then spend the next year hazing new guys. Learn nothing useful besides slacking off, stealing or drinking on the job (pretty useful in a socialist economy)
    >Big brainz go to university, thanks to larping at the local “ROTC” you only have to spend only 1 year of your life in the army and can avoid the above.
    >Be assigned as an orderly (med. student). Doctor in charge is mostly away whoring or drinking, so have to do his admin work. Not much other work, because easy ailments are not treated as a policy (to “toughen the soldiers up”), serious stuff (like getting run over by a tank) is transferred to a real hospital.
    >Sit around all day and read books
    >suddenly get commendation for “best runner”
    >???
    >week after that for best shooting
    >???
    >get commendation for best fitness in front of the whole unit
    >???
    >get promoted, get a week leave for acomplishments, “when you come back, you will represent us in the army competition, comrade!”
    >get back from leave, summoned in front of the commander
    >get demoted and screamed at, turns out I have a namesake in the unit and mistakenly got assigned his accomplishments
    >back at the infirmary reading books 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yang wenli phenotype

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >navy strike group deployment 2019-2020
    >45 days from when I left NOB until my first port visit ever in Greece
    >hear tales of some virus that is affecting every country
    >next day said virus hits greece
    >greek leadership decided we aren't allowed to leave the ship anymore
    >boo
    >spend the next 6 days on board and bored
    >leave
    >spend the next 207 days consecutively going in a circle around the straight of hormus
    >even held a world record for a short time for the longest amount of recorded time at sea without a port visit in recorded history (so I'm told) but another ship that was in our strike group ended up stealing the title because they were delayed from RTHP by a week

    >anyway during our stint of circles in the straight of hormus I'm getting ready for watch one night (I'm an FCS FCA that stands MSS)
    >as I'm walking to combat the skipper passes me and he seems twitchy
    >"sir?"
    >"the Iranians launched a missile at us"
    >"no GQ sir?"
    >"it hit something else before we spotted it"
    >"oh"
    >turns out that what happened was that the Iranians thought we entered their territorial waters and launched a C802 our way
    >but what it hit was one of their own vessels that they mistook for us killing over 30 of their own sailors
    >jej

    That was the last time their navy really interacted with us the whole deployment and it's the closest thing to combat I've ever seen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >207 straight days at sea.
      This is very important. Did you ever get the fabled deployment beers? We regularly did 75-90 days at a time (2010-2014) and they always promised them but they never materialized.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not OP and not Navy but can confirm deployment beers. You are allowed 2 and it's gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What class of ship? I imagine it might be easier to supply beer for a DDG than larger vessels. Also too many room temp IQs on a carrier or amphib.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IDF
    >Field intelligence
    >watching a very naughty neighborhood in Nablus from a hill overlooking it from a km away.
    >we were supposed to be there for 3 days
    >tfw 5 days and still going because the territorial command doesn't have a replacement ready for us but can't leave the place unsupervised (good reason for it though)
    >we're out of food and even worse out of water
    >radio local MP and borde patrol units to bring us something
    >MPs are ducking snitches and refuse
    >border patrol agrees but are too dumb to find us, they can't even height map or aerial photo to ID our location
    >frick this
    >we decided that half the team leaves and goes for supplies
    >me and 3 more guys go to a local farm's barn several hills away
    >call a local arabic shawarma place that we favor for a bunch of portions and a six pack of coke and water
    >instruct the delivery man to just meet us at a cross roads under that hill with the barn
    >Arabic guy with his little gray Hyundai stops where instructed
    >as we start our descend towards him we spot a literal cowboy on a horse
    >has the hat, the pants even the spurs
    >we're in ghillie suits with weapons and painted faces
    >an awkward meeting between a clearly 13 yo kid driving, a cowboy and 3 ghillied soldiers picking up a coke and meat delivery at a cross roads
    >we basically stare at each other
    >guy asks us if he can take a picture with us
    >sure just let us get the masks up
    >as the Arabic boy takes pics of us I ask him about his hat
    >shit is janky af and has huge broken teeth on it
    >says that he is a horse trainer, Italian, private business, big shot pro man
    >he had a horse growing up
    >horse died when he was 12
    >"I was riding the horse back then, now the horse is riding me"
    >we wrap up and go back
    >have a party at our nest
    >"the horse rides me" becomes our team slogan that we print on shirts and hats
    >use it every time when it's appropriate to say "we're fricked"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty crazy but brought a smile to my face
      stay safe out there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poor kid, horses are beautiful animals and good pets

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one in my family knew my grandpas brother served in the South Pacific until I looked up distant relatives and asked.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not me, but I know a guy who served
    Little guy who was running his mouth
    The other guys in his bunk room told him to shut up, he didn't
    They held him down, held his mouth open, and took turns putting their balls in his mouth

    The guys weren't punished, but the little guy who was gang teabagged got moved to an administrative position far away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And he didn't bite down? I call bs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm told they held his mouth open.
        The guy is legitimately like 150cm tall so it probably wouldn't have been too hard.
        All this is second hand info, I know him online and I heard this story from people (that I know online but also offline) who got him drunk and who he blabbered to.

        He's pretty sensitive when it comes to the topic of rape.
        He was really angry when I took my girlfriend back to my apartment she passed out at karaoke from drinking too much, saying it was "rape" if we slept in the same bed.
        She was my fricking girlfriend kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Never underestimate good old bullying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ya maybe that’s what happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like the type of shit that happened to my grandpa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Golveda Ko Achaar?
        Never had it but looks like what you're describing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bullying smart ass

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been meaning to greentext this for a while just didn't know the right thread

    >Be me
    >18
    >1 month into French foreign Legion training
    >Just finished Kepi blanc March (big march) so we've been eating a lot of rations
    >(This is important later)
    >Chilling at military base for the first time in a month because boot camp was on a little farm 30 min away
    >2nd night after march just relaxing
    >We're all hungry as frick cause they starved us in boot
    >Literally lost 20lbs
    >Dinner time
    >Regular food
    >Fish and chips as the main
    >Salad
    >Pudding..
    >This fricking sauce
    >There was this orange mystery sauce at the end of the mess line and being hungry soldiers allowed to take as much as we wanted we put a shit ton on our plates
    >It came in a little plastic bucket and there wasn't a lot so that should have been a sign
    >We sit down and start eating wondering what the orange shit is
    >ohshit.jpg
    >Fricking spicy
    >We're hungry as frick we don't care at first and keep on eating
    >Some guys have tears rolling down their faces but keep on going
    >Go up for water 4 times
    >Blow my nose 6 times
    >Nepali sergeants calling us morons
    >Brazilian and Nepali recruits laughing their asses off as the white guys are dying
    >Finish our filling but painful dinner
    >Next morning
    >Everyone feels like shit
    >Stomachs rumbling
    >Called into hallway for roll call
    >Everyones clutching their stomachs and standing uncomfortably
    >Roll call finishes
    >Mad dash for the bathroom
    >One of the first ones there
    >60 guys and only 4 stalls
    >I was luckily able to shit out most of my rations the previous day
    >Others were so lucky
    >A cacophony of the thunder of the bowels of men fills the barracks
    >The smell is terrible
    >Rancid week old shit
    >But I can't focus on that
    >The 9th circle of hell has just moved to my butthole
    >My shit isn't that solid. Pretty liquidy
    >Spared far better than others
    >Wipe quickly and painfully gtfo
    >Wait in my room still shaking and sweating from pain
    >I can hear painful splatters coming from the bathroom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What was the orange stuff tho? Just spicy sauce?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't know exactly what it was but it was fricking spicy. I've never seen it at another base. It was like an opaque orangey with red and green specks in it. I think it was Nepali because they seemed to know what it was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cont
      >My bunk mates slowly trickle in from their terror fire ration shits
      >During breakfast not a word is spoken
      >Nearly everyone goes into the wounded group for morning sport.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based Nepalis. I've done a lot of non-military work with them. I'm still traumatized by some of the things I've had to do for them, but they always made sure we got fed and it was always top notch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek I feel you
      >be at boot
      >march 12km to a abandoned farm used for drills
      >keep myself from shitting for a week
      >feel completely fine
      >major overseeing the entire drills comes to the podium during roll call on the 6th day
      >tell us we're marching back in two hours
      >feel my stomach grumble
      >feel an incredible urge to shit
      >end up shitting myself on my way to our shitting hole
      >wipe my ass with my hands and the white tarp the used to make "bathroom stalls"
      >march 12km smelling like shit

      [...]

      >at artillery range
      >sarge is teaching us how to use a howitzer
      >starts up with a light m101
      >goes about expressing how to NOT load a round in
      >close your hand into a fist and PUNCH the case in
      >two minutes later some moron gets the tip of his middle finger lobbed bit off by the breech

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why you join? Cuz your from a 3rd world country and want citizenship or what?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dude gets up from a bench, instantly collapses screaming, fractured his bone by just getting up
    >turbo moron bodybuilder dude broke his weapon's stock in half during rifle drills
    >squadmate somehow hit the only tree on an open field used for apc driving raining
    >windstorm ripped the roofs off the containers we were sleeping in during outpost deployment
    >dude won't get off the bed in the morning, barracks guard gives up and calls the llieutenant, he bursts in the room and sparta kicks the bed throwing the dude on the floor
    >dude doesn't get back from a night exit, mp's are out looking for him, arrives later in a taxi, says he was with two girls in a wine bar, captain tells him to present himself in his office, i've never heard a human scream so loud in my life

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >JRTC
    >very last night of the box rotation, our platoon manning is awful at 17 men
    >been raining literally nonstop for a week
    >3am, geronimo (OPFOR) goes for one last hit on our defensive position with a mechanized element of 1 BMP, 2 gun trucks, and 28 dismounts
    >somehow manage to frick them up and repel the attack
    >as the "final event" our OC says we're starting to take incoming IDF
    >scramble through the mud and trying to see the through the absolutely torrential rain to find our ISV so we can get the frick out of there
    >finally find the vehicle, get my guys on, and we try to GTFO
    >truck is sunk up to damn near the headlights in mud
    >have slept a total of 20 hours the last 2 weeks, out of fricks to give at this point so I put the truck into 4 low and floor it
    >ISV is an open vehicle- think of a bigass dune buggy with no doors, roof, etc
    >as soon as I stomp it, front tires fling mud into my saw gunners face at about mach 5 and the truck just digs deeper into the mud
    >mfw my soldiers all immediately declare that I am no longer allowed to off-road the ISV as my saw gunner is cursing up a storm in Portuguese worse than the one we're stuck in

    I gave the wheel up to our half-feral louisiana native team leader and he managed to get the truck unstuck. Felt pretty bad for my saw gunner

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I got one
    >US Infantry OSUT
    >Big black fella in my platoon
    >Not a thug, very polite, worked as a pharmacist assistant before enlisting
    >It's grenade day
    >Learning how to properly twist, pull, strike a pose and throw
    >Fiddling around with my dummy grenade
    >Suddenly hear a loud shout from another station
    >Black guy is there
    >Blood oozing from his hand
    >Drills run over, immediately start performing what first aid they can, medics are called
    Turns out, the dummy grenade pin has penetrated his hand, wide side first
    I have literally no fricking clue how he managed that.
    He ended up getting recycled.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2am
    >at barracks pulling barrack duty
    >walking around in circles watching people sleep
    >go outside to drink some water
    >see a moron on guard duty with his rifle pointed at some trees behind our perimeter fence
    >ask him what's up
    >he tells me he can see some movement near a bush close to the three he's aiming at
    >tells me there's a arm sticking out
    >I look at it
    >it's a fallen tree branch
    >he asks me what to do
    >"your call buddy" in the hopes that this blind moron will take his flashlight off his pocket and realize it's a stick
    >he doesn't
    >wiener his rifle and lets out a round at the bush
    >put the entire company on high alert
    >CO spergs out
    >entire battalion is woken up
    >the entire battalion stays up until 10am when the guard duty shift ends and a new one starts
    >misses on sleep time
    >get pulled over for another full day shift because the guy replacing me OD'd and can't come over

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got quite a few, i was a 1A8X1H for 7 years before getting out. Theres so many to choose from so ill just list some and elaborate a bit i guess:
    >the SERE course at Fairchild was a doozy
    >flying recon missions in the pacific
    >being sent to an ivy league college in Seoul for 2 months to learn korean, and being given 3k cash to spend while there along with 30k tuition being paid for
    >tons of travel stories all over japan/okinawa
    >almost being bitten by a sea snake/found myself in a swarm of jellyfish
    >chasing tornados when stationed stateside with my bros

    • 1 month ago
      sage

      YOUR HANDS ARE NOW PAWS

      >be brand new enlisted AWACS aircrew (comms guy)
      >deploy to UAE early 2020
      >Trump kills Solemeni
      >we are on alert status to begin the great Iran-USA war
      >other enlisted airmen freaking out on the crew bus
      >one girl in tears, SrA radio guy saying he called his mom and told her he's probably gonna get shot down
      >Os on my crew are completely losing their bearing
      >one captain starts going ape shit on the LTs in front of enlisted for not calling him sir
      >"high speed" weapons director captain comes out to the crew bus in full body armor (we are fricking HVAA aircrew not sure why they even gave us that shit)
      >crew commander (major) at 18 years, completely checked out and could not give a single frick, always looks tired
      >accept that I will likely get BTFO'd by an Iranian fighter, wonder if they will name an auditorium after me
      >realize everyone above me is literally just making it up
      >realize what tactical command and control means in the context of a real air war
      >realize military is dumb and I should get out
      Also Admiral McRaven's son shooting down a friendly tanker in an exercise at red flag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao I was in the Deid when that happened. Iran sent a few missiles into the Red Sea right as they were showing Al Assad some love, and the base got put on alarm red as a precaution. I was in the chow hall when it all went down and it was pure chaos. Dudes jumping and shoving each other trying to get underneath the tables, everyone was crying, some Major was on the phone telling his wife he was about to die and that she should move on and be happy.
        >mfw the entire time

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Be nuke (heh, BNEQ)
    >Be onboard an aircraft carrier in the late 2000s-2010s
    >Morale is low across the board due to long yard period followed by workups that keep us out to sea 80% of the time
    >Morale is especially low for nukes, because nuke life sucks
    >3 watch teams on five and dimes when out to sea, 3 section duty in port, leadership and more senior people just don't stand watch except for once a month quals
    >Regularly pull 30 or 40 hours awake due to watch, maintenance, training, quals, and shit like man overboards whenever you do get to sleep
    >Our captain recognizes the morale problem and decides what we need is... Plants
    >Fake potted plants materialize in every common area and office
    >Not just little ones either, but big fake palm trees, fake ferns, fake mangrove looking things, fake ivy 20 ft long
    >idea.jpg
    >We (RX Dept) begin to relocate the plants to a dunnage locker back aft where nobody ever goes
    >Most of us are E-5 or E-6 so nobody questions us if we walk in and just take the plant with confidence
    >withacrowyoucangoanywhereyouwant.outloud
    >Flawless victory, we soon have dozens of plants
    >Now we have all these fake plants, what do we do with them?
    >We build a fake jungle
    >Guys start to get into it, arranging the plants, adding little touches like fake birds and stuffed monkeys
    >One guy even brought a fog machine and a soundboard with bird noises
    >Had a PlayStation and "borrowed" TV down there.
    >Shit was very cash and as far as I know stayed a secret from the chiefs and officers for as long as I was in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Regularly pull 30 or 40 hours awake
      Fricking how??? Most I've done is 22 hours straight, and I was absolutely fried by the end of it, and nearly useless the next day at work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was 22, fit as frick, and was completely driven to not fail no matter how much my chief piled on to me. At one point I was a watch team Chief Reactor Watch (in charge of six guys on a shift in the plant), a Work Center Supervisor (in charge of a dozen guys doing maintenance), Drill Team (in charge of testing the other watch teams on casualty drills, and three or four other miscellaneous things like PVO (wear a space suit, play with radioactive valves) and reactor fill (test important reactor safety machinery, don't frick up or you will cause a major incident). All at the same time.

        A typical awake period would start at 0100, shower and get coffee to go on watch from 0200-0700. Get breakfast then do cleaning stations 0800-0900. Morning quarters and maintenance and training til 1700 then back on watch til 2200. Casualty Assistance Team for the next watch means you can maybe doze for a while in the berthing lounge until the Drill Team briefing at midnight. Run drills on the 0200-0700. Watch from 0700-1200. Check on my guys doing maintenance in the afternoon and solve any problems, write tagouts, all that shit. Grab dinner and maybe get a little sleep before I'm back on watch at 2200. Repeat ad infinitum.

        There's a reason so many nukes kill themselves. When they asked me to reenlist and offered me E-7 I told them to go frick themselves, served out my last few months and got the frick out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I'm too stupid for the military, but having the people overseeing the nuclear reactor keeping your floating airport chugging along constantly working 30+ hour shifts sounds a bit dangerous, no?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have heard that they have recently gotten rid of the five and dime watch schedule. The leadership on my ship was also particularly shitty. Other nukes may have had a more sane time of it.

            I do agree with you though. We used to joke about how pilots had a required minimum number of hours they had to sleep between sorties otherwise they couldn't fly, whereas nukes had no such rule.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What kind of rules are there regarding stimulant use? All the 20+ hour days I've had to work were largely possible due to caffeine and nicotine flowing like milk and honey. I've heard they've largely moved away from giving pilots anything more than caffeine, what about all the other people pulling crazy shifts?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but in my time in the army during more 'civilised moments' it was just lots of black coffee and drink enough of it to piss blood while your kidneys file for divorce
                This isn't by choice, there was no milk, no sugar and if you didn't like it you could go complain personally to the CO who would file it in his 'this fricking joker' cabinet of crazy shit. Energy drinks were the next great invention by the time we started deploying to Afghan and they're ok enough to have if they were cold (hah no fricking chance) so the body-temp warm, sugary piss-taste is something that has left scars on my soul.

                There's also 'trucker pills' which are just caffeine but they're sketchy as shit because people forget how many they took and end up with heart palpitations or some kind of zombie brain frick

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >lots of black coffee and drink enough of it to piss blood while your kidneys file for divorce
                Ah, so my SOP as a civilian, wonderful. Would you rate coffee in the military higher or lower than church coffee?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                At least in church someone made an attempt even if it was terrible and if you're lucky someone might have brought some home back biscuits or slice
                There's none of that love in the army, its not that 'good' coffee doesn't exist but you will need to steal it from the navy or airforce and you will get bonus points if you can also steal the percolator and filters, which has been done quite a few times. They did wise up when we're about though and will guard such things like its their daughters honour

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I got out ten years ago but at the time there were no rules regarding the use of legal stimulants like nicotine and caffeine. Other, less legal stimulants were also in use, but that was a risk I never took. I will say I knew a MMC who had to get two separate septum reconstruction surgeries because of all the ski powder he was using. He was able to get the doctor's to label both of them as "congenital defects".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How do you even get nicotine on an aircraft carrier? Do you stock up in port or do they have a little convenience store next to the ship's Starbucks?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >little convenience store next to the Starbucks
                Funny you mention that. My carrier had two ship's stores that sold convenience store type items like energy drinks and smokes, as well as uniform items and the like. We also had a no-shit Starbucks on the forward mess deck. It turns out, to be branded as a Starbucks, the baristas have to be trained and certified by the company. The navy flew out trainers from the states and likely paid them an exorbitant amount of money to come out to us while on deployment and train some CS's how to make coffee while we were dropping bombs on Afghanistan.

                I must say though, being able to get an iced caramel macchiato at 3AM in the middle of the Arabian Sea is pretty fricking cash.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know about the Starbucks, we've all seen the pictures of it. Does the store ever run out of smokes, or do they make sure those things stay well stocked? Whenever my company is anticipating working more than 15 hours straight we usually travel with cases of red bull, but you can't exactly run to the store for more in the middle of the ocean.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't recall them ever running out, but we got regular unreps from supply ships every couple weeks. Plus the wives and girlfriends back home would send care packages. Only time I ever remember running low on supplies was on the run back to the US, where we went a month or so without fresh food being delivered. Every meal became hotdogs. Hotdogs and powdered eggs for breakfast, hotdogs at lunch, hotdogs and instant mashed potatoes for dinner, hotdog chili for mid rats, all the way from Marseilles to Jacksonville. Then they brought on the steak and lobster for the tiger cruise back to Norfolk.

                Again, I got out years ago so it's likely different now. Hopefully better, but I doubt it with the state of the world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus dude that's kind of weak

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not mine but a mates who served in the ADF during the 80’s
    >be Lieutenant Anon at Puckapunyal
    >there’s a old Centurion Tank serving as a gate guardian at the base entrance
    >It’s been there as long as anyone can remember, local kids have played on the thing for decades
    >Lieutenant Anon wants to know the history of the tank and asks the historian on base
    >”I don’t actually know Lieutenant Anon, I’ll look into it”
    >about a week later the tank is gone, no reason is given why it’s gone
    >Lieutenant Anon goes to the base Historian “hey where’s the tank”
    >”mine Lieutenant…the tank was at Woomera, during the 50’s”
    >”oh”
    >Lieutenant’s face when he realised what that meant
    Someone fricked up back in the 50’s and the fricking thing ended up at Puckapunyal, apparently the Geiger counter got pretty excited when it was near it.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >First command, fresh out of the factory
    >EE, so get Sigs gig
    >CO is a nice guy, but Lt Anon, you cannot let the troops shit up the barracks
    >Will get us training, trucks and cut us loose
    >Just don't let the troops shit up the base and were they live ok
    >ok
    >Pass this onto Sgt's and Screws, no shitting up the barracks
    >CO won't mess with us if we don't mess up his stuff
    >other less enlightened LT's push boundaries with messing around, with his random inspections of barracks
    >Manage 1 good boy point because the platoon isn't complete degenerates
    >Some get 1 bad boy points because shit is messy
    >Don't go there, that is the bad place

    >Pvt Snuffy would like a pet
    >Absolutely fricking not
    >Have nightmares about barracks turning into the 2nd Pacific Sqn after Cape Town
    >,,,
    >Capt on the move, checking them barracks for degeneracy
    >Sgt finds a fricking kitten in Snuffy's dorm
    >Doesn't matter, I am fricked either way
    >Hide kitten in my room which is half full of radio parts boxes
    >hand towel, some water, please be quiet, no meows
    >don't make me wring your neck if you start making meows
    >Somehow survive another day, all good in the hood CO
    >No fricking zoo happening here, just grand!
    >Why is Pvt Snuffy crying like a refugee child?
    >Just homesick
    >Ok

    >Sgt and I requisition a truck to go into town
    >Hold parts boxes, look purposeful, motor pool gronks convinced we're legit not off to go get drunk in town
    >Find a cattery a place for abandoned felines
    >Will find home for kitten, gimmie 80 bucks
    >dafuq? why 80 bucks?
    >Vax, shots n food
    >Pony up 50, all I have in wallet, Sgt has some cash and shake him down to bribe crazy cat lady
    >Robbed, stressed, go to bank and get some money out
    >Impulse buy gift shop stuffed cat
    >Give it to Sgt to give to Snuffy so she stops crying
    >This is my life now
    >Childcare in the army

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a homosexual

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >last night of Recruit Course
    >parade done, packed up to leave in the morning, trainees at boozer for the evening to celebrate
    >be Staff, so doing security patrols
    >hear screaming
    >it's coming from the CS Gas Training Hut
    >wtf?
    >female trainee comes running out half-naked with only bits of uniform
    >followed by guy with pants around ankles
    >both desperately grabbing their crotches
    >obviously had drunk enough to sneak out of boozer to find a quiet place to frick
    >somebody had left the Gas Hut unlocked as its just an empty wooden hut
    >trainees get naked, start getting hot and sweaty on the floor, but the floor is covered in all the years of re-condensed crystals of CS dust...
    [Insert 'Great balls of fire' song here]
    Keks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TOP
      KEK
      E
      K

      Oh my god that has to be horrifically painful, especially for a woman, JFC just imagine the pain imagine getting decades worth of layered condensed CS gas in your ass. Now imagine if your ass had 10X+ the nerves. OWCHIES bro I bet that shit caused her ovaries to cry. They it shat out the egg in a matter of hours plus an extra undeveloped egg from each of her ovaries. Causing her vegana to legit bleed for weeks. Christ I bet your dick would be numb for ages from complete sensory overload. Frick just thinking of this is causing my balls to retract into my hips out of fear and safety.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be army
    >be in for 8 years
    >getting out soon
    >get told im going to be an observer at some airforce base
    >winter wasteland
    >eat at their airforce chow hall
    >pretty good chow airzoomies!
    >look around for where to drop off my tray
    >ask an airman "hey buddy where do i put my tray?"
    >get the most disgusted look ever "the help does that. Leave it on the table"
    air force boys living large.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be on post
    >mid deployment blues
    >bored
    >hear Kenny outside the wire shout
    >Marine Marine bizkut raka
    >dont even stand up just yell down
    >go away Kenny
    >Marine buskit now
    >GO HOME
    >15 second pause then rocks fly
    >KENNY cut it out
    >hear laugher and more rocks
    >finally walk towards the window
    >a large rock flys in hits the black gear
    >grab the radio before it falls out of the post
    >see him laughing and throwing rocks
    >see red
    >grab foot long metal pipe for bunkbeds
    >throw it side arm perfectly between the glass and wood
    >kenny and I both realize this is heading straight at his face
    >he Neo's the pipe avoiding it by inches
    >he gets mad I threw something back and leaves
    >realize how close I came to ninjipunch
    >find out later a danger ranger hit an IED and flipped over on top of him following it
    >OMG they killed Kenny
    >he didn't come back the next episode
    >mfw

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post bloodmushrooms

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of small funny moments, nothing huge though
    >the time a dude's fingers got crushed in the drive wheel of an M1 Abrams and the battalion commander's first question upon hearing about the incident was "was he wearing gloves?"
    >the time a CPT (black) buttraped a dorky LT (white) after they went out and failed to pick up chicks in the local college town while blackout drunk (he went to leavenworth)
    >calling my israeli soldier a dirty filthy israelite all the fricking time for laffs
    >my first team leader (puerto rican dude) calling black dudes Black folk and asian dudes chinks 24/7
    >the platoon in my company that randomly had so many hispanics they called themselves the Home Depot Drill Team
    >that time in OSUT when we all came back from the family day pass and while getting bags checked for contraband this black dude unzipped his backpack to reveal an entire watermelon
    >my first roommate whose special talents were 1) being able to suck his own dick and 2) being able to safely operate a Bradley while piss fricking drunk off a flask he snuck to the field with him
    >my second roommate who before joining the army had been a gay BDSM club regular and member of the Ku Klux Klan and who embezzled KKK funds to pay for drug-fueled interracial gay frick parties
    >the time two homosexuals fricking each other in the showers gave half a battalion pinkeye while deployed
    >the jacked bodybuilder NCO who would proudly tell people about how much he loved fricking trannies (MQ, promoted ahead of peers, on track to make E7 in 7)
    >the dude from the sniper section who was one of the most high speed max ACFT tabbed out motherfrickers in the brigade while also being a kissless virgin whose hobby was crossdressing and fricking himself with enormous dildos (dude looked hot in a skirt tho ngl)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the last two lived happily ever after

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is the mil really this overtly homosexual wtf i thought it was all just banter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whose hobby was crossdressing and fricking himself with enormous dildos (dude looked hot in a skirt tho ngl)
      So, how do you know this?
      I can't imagine him willingly sharing it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >believing green texts
        Yikes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Many of these greentexts are *just* plausible enough that I'm willing to believe them (and maybe I also want to believe them because it would be pretty funny)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes you walk in on the wrong thing at the wrong time and end up having surprisingly frank conversations with people who can't hide something anymore. Sometimes you also see things you can't un-see.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the jacked bodybuilder NCO who would proudly tell people about how much he loved fricking trannies
      people like that seriously think that doesnt make them gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The way he explained it, he met a girl at a bar and when he got to her place, she turned out to be a he, but at that point he was too committed and just went for it. Afterwards he figured he wasn't especially disgusted by the experience and thus would feel no shame about it.
        The dude also didn't brush his teeth because he believed tooth paste was a scam driven by Big Dentistry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you go out of your way to to associate with homogays or is that just how it ended up?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be my grandpa circa 1954
    >get assigned to drive a jeep around
    >third day on the assignment, decide to test the limits of the vehicle
    >drive 300mph.into a wall and die
    >later get discharged for fricking the co's wife
    true story

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not my story, but my grandpa's from WWII so I'll share it

    >be grandpa in the Navy during WWII
    >Pearl Harbor happens
    >be on a boat
    >there's Black folk

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > afghaniland 2009
    > with my bro as rear air guard on the Stryker armored vehicle
    > occasionally driver but today in my usual spot
    > me an battle bro or constantly goofing off
    > LT doesn't like that we're nut tapping eachbother or playing grab ass because he's a wet blanket
    > on convoy when we roll through a town where the kids pelt us with rocks
    > after the pelting the little shits demand candy and free stuff
    > can't shoot the little frickers because NBC would cut off our dicks and the army would serve them back to us on a silver plate
    > battle bro has an evil grinch of an idea
    > we order slingshots
    > go to PX and get the fat tootsie roll bag
    > next Op we put the toffee in between two bags of ice
    > rock hard by the time we roll through
    > little bastards come out and begin the pelting
    > LT like the coward he is ducks down his hatch but makes us stay exposed to still pull security.
    > whip out sling shots
    > start pelting kids with the candy
    > whenever a kid sees we're giving them candy and tries to snatch it we peg that kid with more candy
    > giggling like sadistic morons the whole time
    > LT over comms goes, "What are you two jackasses doing back there?"
    > without skipping a beat I reply back with "winning there hearts and minds sir!"

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got one.

    >Be me, european country Navy sailor
    >Stationed off the coast of Venezuela
    >Minding my own business on the ship, just another day in the briny deep
    >Suddenly, comms light up, small fishing boat spotted within our perimeter
    >Was on the bridge during my break, everyone grabs binoculars
    >Holy shit, there's a dude on that boat clutching his chest, looks like he's playing poker with a heart attack
    >Commander gets on the horn, makes the call
    >"we can't risk exposing our super-secret squirrel position, let that poor fisherman meet Davy Jones"
    >Crew.exe has stopped working, did I just hear that right?
    >Moral compass spinning faster than a sailor on shore leave
    >Fast forward to the moment we sail away, leaving the fishing boat and the dude with the ticking heart clock in our wake
    >Meanwhile, back on the ship, we're all haunted by the ghost of the fisherman's heart attack
    >PTSD from the moral dilemma, can't look a can of tuna in the eye anymore
    >Fast forward a few weeks, rumors spread like wildfire through the ship
    >Turns out the fishing boat was actually a secret Venezuelan spy vessel
    >Commander made the call to save the entire Navy from an international incident
    >MFW we let a spy die to protect our secret squirrel location
    >Navy life, where morality takes a back seat to national security
    >Still haunted by the ghost of that heart attack, wondering if we did the right thing or just played 4D chess with human lives

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > stryker brigade again
    > route clearance and patrols
    > at a tiny ass fob for resuppy
    > CO of FOB tells us of this fricker outside of the wire who's 400m off the road and fires a pistol at us at every opportunity
    > told to ignore him
    > leave FOB
    > there is the guy in question on his front porch
    > points pistol at us and pops a few shots
    > runs inside his house after emptying the mag
    > convoy CO said a bullet struck his vehicle
    > halt convoy
    > CO gets out and talks to the Stryker equipped with a TOW launcher then goes up and down the line talking to the RWS operators
    > told to stand clear and get ready to return fire
    > watch every crew serve turn and face the house
    > the look on the TOW operators face when given the order to ready and fire
    > watch as the rocket goes straight through the buttholes front window
    > roof lifts off the foundation, front door flies off the hinges a good 100 feet
    > after the TOW explodes every 50 cal opens up with a 3-5 second burst
    > what's left of the mans mud hut is turned into swiss cheese by ma duces.
    > never a problem with the butthole ever again

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >"special" marine doing intel stuff
    >1st deployment to baghdad in 03 i could wear civvies and be diet glowie
    >2nd deployment to fallujah
    >more intel stuff but working for division
    >changes into civvies for chow like i used to
    >every single marine is eyeballing me in the chow hall wondering who this moron is in civvies and a m9 on his belt
    >my gunny sees me and has to inform me civvies aren't allowed in a combat zone
    >years later end up going back as glowie civvie wearing desert digis

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    saw a 50 yr old british dude walking a girl (not woman) wearing a bikini on a leash in phuket

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >girl (not woman)
      Does this mean underage or ladyboy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Underage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People like that deserve the firing squad

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i was in the desert i saw a brown man

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be game warden
    >get call that some moron is baiting when it's out of season
    >get on scene
    >see a tree stand made out of a pallet, a lawn chair, and a lot of bungee cords
    >call it in
    >immediately get a name and address
    >he is famous for doing this shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Friend is a game warden. He has similar stories.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen so much stupid shit I'm not sure if I could tell fake stories from real ones
        >saw a person get his own net caught in his propeller
        >multiple instances of people beating out hogs tusks with hammers so they can train their dogs
        >heard about a person that kept a deer as an indoor pet
        >caught somebody drinking and driving after he threw a bottle at a decoy
        Not to mention the sheet amount of people that I've seen go out of their way to make roadkill

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He had one about a guy he stalked for a few days. Was sitting on the leevy watching the fricker just take in ducks.
          Jackass took 200 plus ducks in 3 days. It was not duck season

          He filled his trailer. tried to claim it was ducks he found.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I hope he inflated that number, 200 is just way too much. It reminds me of when I heard a guy mag dumping a saiga clone trying to get ducks. I went over there asking what the hell he was doing and he just said "trying to get a flying target in one shot is just unfair"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          about a person that kept a deer as an indoor pet
          Motherfricker definitely posted here
          >yjk

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 21
    >want to be marine
    >go to bootcamp with 90 other idiots
    >over time make good friends with rack neighbor, we both sleep on the top rack so we'd chat back and forth
    >he's short but pretty fit, EXTREMELY religious, from Pennsylvania .
    >grew up very sheltered from media, had never played videogames
    >lets call him billy
    >one day during our short time before bed that we got to write letters and whatnot, we were talking about how funny it'd be if someone dabbed instead of putting their hand down during count off
    >we all dismiss as a stupid idea and no one seems intent on doing it
    >count off begins and i can just sense it
    >drill instructor approaching as I hear each recruits count getting closer to ours
    >"58!" hand goes down
    >"59!" hand goes down
    >"60!" Billy's dumbass pulls the quickest dab I've ever seen in my entire life and puts his arms back down to his side
    >I internally freak out but drill instructor doesn't react
    >I quickly yell "61!" and try to keep bearing while everyone across the deck from me is smiling and trying not to laugh
    >Drill instructor freezes in place in front of me
    >starts walking backwards and stops in front of billy
    >does a left face and screams "DID YOU JUST FRICKING DAB?!"
    >Billy just stands there with a straight face and says "Yes sir!"
    >I'm barely keeping my shit together and the DI notices
    >"OH SO ITS FRICKING FUNNY?"
    >"NO SIR!"
    >"OH, SO WE JUST WANNA FRICK AROUND AND LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, RIGHT?"

    Before this gets any longer I'll just say that we were his favorites for a little while, and Billy is still one of my best friends to this day.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever these guys saw in 2005
    >Maaaaan, that's some weird shit
    >You also have a red haze over there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=fKkY53IvChDGxUl8
      Would help if I attached the link

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >day zero of basic
    >shark attack
    >after we get our phones to call our families and tell em we're safe
    >fat girl in front of me looks around
    >whips her phone at the ground
    >grabs a piece of glass
    >slices her wrist the real way
    >gets tackled by 2 drills
    >never see her again lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >phones at basic
      >there are women in your platoon, ever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She actually wasn't even in my company, and we only got our phones on weekends and after big events like the obstacle course

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't be me
    >medic attached to the team on QRF for the strike team my senior medic has been attached to that's actually in Bakhmut (sometime in May 2023)
    >sitting in one of the trust while waiting to see if the insertion is or is not going to go to shit
    >we only have pickups because there was only one MRAP available for the mission and it's busy dropping off the strike team like 8km away from Bakhmut (can't get closer because a bunch of burned out vehicles have blocked off the MSR)
    >eventually one of the guys from the team I'm attached to decides to start talking
    >"so I've been stalking this woman recently"
    >some people uncomfortably laugh
    >I assume he's joking
    >he proceeds to go into detail explaining how he's been stalking this waitress that works at one of the few places still open in the town where we have our compound
    >he's worked out where she lives
    >who her husband is
    >where her kid goes to school
    >he's been at this for almost the entire deployment
    Guys I don't think America is sending Ukraine it's best people.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We used to go pull security detail different places but we'd just end up taking turns sucking each other's dicks.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >AIT
    >AIT is joint service and mixed rank so we have officers mixed in
    >one goober officer shows up
    >looks like the guy from honey i shrunk the kids
    >AIT is also long enough that it counts as a PCS
    >dude didn't bring his wife, because she's got her own career or something (never really listened to this guy)
    >he keeps begging her for a hall pass so he can use tinder and frick around and whatnot
    >his wife eventually and begrudgingly agrees on the condition that she gets one as well
    >this dude proceeds to get zero pussy for the next 9 months
    >his wife learns some new wrestling moves from his neighbors for the next 9 months
    >someone catches him making up stories about all the pussy he's been getting to his wife, which makes her frick even more dudes
    From what I rember they stayed together but it was an extremely pathetic thing to witness

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