>mfw Americans call a tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty a "screwdriver"

>mfw Americans call a tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty a "screwdriver"
There is a reason that we allowed you to win the "revolutionary war"

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you drive a screw into something with it. crazy name huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you “drive” it to hamburger? The local strip mall, to buy it some piss water beer, some guns and meth? “Screw”-ed is how’d I’d describe living in burgerland.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey! Screw you!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I drive it into your mum’s ass you yob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean a dynamic helical torsion nail?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty
    this is a sex- or MMA-technique, or possibly both

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a mugging technique used on defenseless brits

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some countries call them a tighty club.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a right-handed model for tightening. So it’s a “righty-tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty you fucking rube.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a completely serious question: can you buy one of these without showing ID over there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, and you can actually be arrested for being in possession of a screwdriver without a good reason - for example, if you're a tradie on the clock, you're fine. Off the clock? You better lock it in the van

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Have extensive tool set, including obscure heads no one has ever seen
        >Mate buys a shelf from Faggistan, needs help putting it together
        >Says it has really weird screws
        >NowsMyChance.mp4
        >Grab my three strangest screwdrivers and run over to his flat
        >Bobby sees me
        >ohshit.jpg
        >"Oi, you got a permit to be running?"
        >Show him my running permit
        >He sees the screwdrivers in my pocket
        >"What's all this then? You working or sumfin?"
        >Tell him I'm just going to help a friend
        >"Fraid I'll haf to take you in then"
        >Before he can handcuff me, I get stabbed by a towelhead
        World's Greatest Empire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It requires a License too

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you fucking newfags ruined this thread. i came too late. good try op.

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