>mfw Americans call a tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty a "screwdriver"
There is a reason that we allowed you to win the "revolutionary war"
>mfw Americans call a tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty a "screwdriver"
There is a reason that we allowed you to win the "revolutionary war"
you drive a screw into something with it. crazy name huh?
Where did you “drive” it to hamburger? The local strip mall, to buy it some piss water beer, some guns and meth? “Screw”-ed is how’d I’d describe living in burgerland.
Hey! Screw you!
I drive it into your mum’s ass you yob
You mean a dynamic helical torsion nail?
>tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty
this is a sex- or MMA-technique, or possibly both
It’s a mugging technique used on defenseless brits
Some countries call them a tighty club.
That’s a right-handed model for tightening. So it’s a “righty-tighty-twisty-spinny-fisty you fucking rube.
This is a completely serious question: can you buy one of these without showing ID over there?
No, and you can actually be arrested for being in possession of a screwdriver without a good reason - for example, if you're a tradie on the clock, you're fine. Off the clock? You better lock it in the van
>Have extensive tool set, including obscure heads no one has ever seen
>Mate buys a shelf from Faggistan, needs help putting it together
>Says it has really weird screws
>NowsMyChance.mp4
>Grab my three strangest screwdrivers and run over to his flat
>Bobby sees me
>ohshit.jpg
>"Oi, you got a permit to be running?"
>Show him my running permit
>He sees the screwdrivers in my pocket
>"What's all this then? You working or sumfin?"
>Tell him I'm just going to help a friend
>"Fraid I'll haf to take you in then"
>Before he can handcuff me, I get stabbed by a towelhead
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you fucking newfags ruined this thread. i came too late. good try op.