Mexican-Brazillian War

Mexico and Brazil both go to war, who wins?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the USA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No because those gays would move en masse even more to the USA, you think it's bad now, try millions of those tacos under "refugee" status.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like half the states names are derived from Spanish anyways, what difference does it make?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're preaching to the choir, cities in canada are 33%+ indian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd honestly take Mexicans anyday over Poos. I feel bad for my northern neighbors

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think most of the Americas feel for those fucking leaves at this point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The USA would win big economically because Mexicos economy would be destroyed even worse than it already is which means more cheap labor to outsource to and NAFTA would be even more in Americas favor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But then I also get Brazilian bunda

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What makes you think Mexico could even land a blow in Brazil?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about that. Many would leave in protest of Brazil going to war. Things would have to pretty bad to let it come to that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would people leave in protest?
              If a war happens, unless their city centers are being directly attacked, it would make sense for them to leave right away.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico uses NAFTA to aquire nukes from the USA and uses them to destroy Central America, thus stopping Brazils advance and officially splitting the Americas in half in the process

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can they go to war, they're so far away and neither of them have the required force projection to invade the other.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both Mexico and Brazil have navies, Brazils is the largest in Latin America

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Neither has enough of a Navy to roll up to the other and start shit without getting it sunk.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming neither of them could recruit allies, Brazil wins
    Assuming allies get involved, Mexico wins

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazil.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we all win, providing it's a long grueling war

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazil has a huge naval advantage but Mexicans have Cartles and they're fucking insane so it would be a pretty close war

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caetel

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Describe Brazil's navy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brand new submarine force, surface ships are near their end of life cycle after modernization, heli carrier w/ H225M's that can launch exocets and SeaHawks that can launch torpedos and AGM-119 missiles.

      Currently having new Frigates and Nuclear Submarine under construction in the country.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty good compared to Mexico. I also see that they're planning aircraft carrier, possibly nuclear-powered and carrying Gripens. If it's gonna enter service in the 2040s, then maybe they should be looking at buying the F-35C instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The aircraft carrier will probably never happen, if they do it's only 30 years from now. That's just the Navy being delusional as usual, they already have their hands full with the new Frigates and the Nuclear submarine as it is, building a new aircraft carrier is out of the question.

          >then maybe they should be looking at buying the F-35C instead.

          Never gonna happen, the military in general avoids American gear like the plague now due to past dissapointments. They either buy euro with ToT or build in Brazil themselves.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither because they would both go bankrupt within a month.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico, USA wouldn't want a (even more) destabilized country at the border so they would quietly help them

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico already has cartel affiliates in brazil, they're outnumbered but Mexico is in a better position to harm Brazil is than Brazil is to harm Mexico

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't?
      Why are you people pulling shit out of your ass without prior knowledge?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm literally a cartel member in Brazil...bruh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post gun and window view.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm in accounting in Brasilia

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so bullshit, got it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cartel accounting is very important fool. You'll think of me when you're OD'ing on fentanyl

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity

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