>messed up when holstering my pistol when upstairs

>messed up when holstering my pistol when upstairs

are my ears still supposed to be ringing?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the FRICK do you morons keep ND'ing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must be new to firearms as this is a regular part of firearm ownership

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/3tiD5XE.jpeg

        You aren't a real gun owner until you have ND'd at least once.

        Any honest and active gun owner has about one ND a year

        Only time I ever ND'd was at a range. My brother gave me a S&W .500 mag with one round, didn't realize the cylinder rotated before firing, not after, so I pulled the trigger once with it pointed below the target expecting it to just rotate to the chamber that had a round in it, but instead I fired it into the ground.
        I have never come even remotely close to ND'ing at home. I don't know how that even happens if you're paying attention, which you should always be doing with guns.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Handling a revolver
          >Didn't realize it acted like a revolver

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was 17 and had only fired a revolver twice before. My dad preferred pistols and shotguns. To this day I've still never taken a revolver apart or loaded one.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >only fired a revolver twice before
              >"You look like you can handle a 500 Magnum!"
              Your gene pool should be erased.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but the first time I handled a revolver, I didn't know which way the cylinder spun when I fired it. Didn't have a gun buddy, so I went in cold. So I loaded one round, and expected it to go *click* four times before going bang (5 shot LCR). Went bang on the first go, surprised me but I kept it pointed downrange.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Literal weapon of death in hands
              >Doesn't know the basics of how it works
              >Doesn't ask before using
              >Uses it anyway
              Dumb ass

              And another:

              I was 17 and had only fired a revolver twice before. My dad preferred pistols and shotguns. To this day I've still never taken a revolver apart or loaded one.

              You are both smart enough to know not to touch one, and dumb enough to not be able to learn

              PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

              >going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming.
              No kid. ND shaming is just like fat shaming: It DOES NOT happen enough.
              It's a huge part of why we have so many idiots at the range, and fat asses waddling around.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just like fat shaming: It DOES NOT happen enough.

                True

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't a real gun owner until you have ND'd at least once.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As we all know, ND's are just a fun and natural part of gun ownership.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any honest and active gun owner has about one ND a year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shooting is like driving; it requires your undivided attention and it's more fun to do drunk
      t. someone who has ND'd because they weren't paying attention

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a closeted drunk driving enjoyer, it's the drunk crashers that give us all a bad name.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True story.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Way more sober people hit stuff than drunks do. If you look at the numbers drunks are actually better drivers. In 2021, 42,000 people died in car crashes. Only 13,000 of those fatalities involved alcohol. That leaves a difference of 29,000. The idea that drunk driving is dangerous is just a leftist psyop to prevent people from gathering at bars and having fun. They want you isolated in your little box until you drink yourself to death or troon out and have a nice day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are far more people driving sober than driving drunk, so just by the numbers there will be more sober wrecks and fatalities

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Roughly 50% of all drivers on the road at any given time are drunk.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eleventh time
                >in training
                >it's Wales
                >I hate Wales
                >it's raining
                >again
                >day 4 of a 7 day exercise
                >settling into an admin routine after conducting a night raid, we're all pisswrapped and tired
                >taking my boots off in my shell scrape to change socks to prevent that sweet sweet trench foot
                >girl one scrape over is stripping weapon to clean
                >battle buddy is looking visibly concerned at her
                >"hey aren't you supposed to take off the mag-"
                >Naughty Dennis makes an appearance
                >EEEEEEEEEE
                >not expecting the ND, so I jump forward knocking over my mess tin and stick my foot in the dragon fuel heating the water scalding the sole of my foot
                >deathly silence and that sinking oh shit feeling sinks in
                >it's still raining
                >I fricking hate Wales

                >Basic Training
                >Just defended BIV site from enemy attack for our training
                >Go to rifle clearing station before entering site again
                >Two women are ahead of me in line.
                >They don't remove their mags before clearing, so blank rounds gets loaded into their chambers.
                >Go to dry fire, both rifles go off and our instructors hear.
                >They're immediately ordered to the command tent
                >Rest of the time in the field they carried sticks and now have a serious incident charge on their records.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We only know how many people drive drunk or faded based on traffic stop data or self-reporting.
                Ain't nobody like a snitch, so of course the only info we have is cops stopping people.
                They disproportionately stop BAD drunk drivers, because you can visually identify a bad drunk driver, they stand out like a sore thumb.
                Pro-tip, the closer to the police station you are, the less visible you are.

                There's no way to know that. Don't fall for the psyop. ((They)) want you to have lower inhibitions when you're home alone so you'll start gooning to troony porn. Get out to the bar and talk to some real life women.

                My bad i forgot. Sorry guys i can't post anymore ((they)) are in the room right now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess /k/ really is filled with trannies. I bet you haven't talked to real woman since highschool.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was talking to your mom for like 3 hours lastnight

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good God! And what percentage are women?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                90% if they are mexican

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We only know how many people drive drunk or faded based on traffic stop data or self-reporting.
              Ain't nobody like a snitch, so of course the only info we have is cops stopping people.
              They disproportionately stop BAD drunk drivers, because you can visually identify a bad drunk driver, they stand out like a sore thumb.
              Pro-tip, the closer to the police station you are, the less visible you are.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's no way to know that. Don't fall for the psyop. ((They)) want you to have lower inhibitions when you're home alone so you'll start gooning to troony porn. Get out to the bar and talk to some real life women.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ahahahaha. You’re in the minority, sobergay.

              Roughly 50% of all drivers on the road at any given time are drunk.

              I drank the vodka. I’m drunk right now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://drunkdriversassociation.org/african-american-outreach
              Black person

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >more sober driving than drunk
              speak for yourself NERD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit happens, you must be a noguns gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Combination of low IQs and being deep on the spectrum

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do glocksuckers really?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I take my holster out of my pants, insert the pistol, then holster, if there's one in the chamber.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just thumb the hammer because I'm not a strikergay

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
    >At friends apartment at college.
    >Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
    >Drinking with friends
    >Show them my new Jericho
    >Try to manually dewiener
    >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

    Second time
    >At range
    >Showing friend pistol
    >Think gun is unloaded
    >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
    >Forgot loaded mag in
    >Shoot between his feet

    Third time
    >At parents house.
    >Just bought a sig from a guy
    >Get home
    >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
    >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoot parents wall

    Fourth time
    >At my new house
    >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
    >Release bolt
    >Slam fires round into ground

    Fifth time
    >Showing a friend how to use it
    >No idea how but a round got chambered
    >Show him how the trigger works
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

    Sixth time
    >Thought maybe the house was haunted
    >Grab a sig
    >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole
    >Round goes off

    Seventh time
    >Friend brings over a used
    >Glock wants me to look over it
    >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
    >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

    Eighth time
    >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
    >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
    >He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
    >Pulled the trigger for some reason
    >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

    Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Read to second time and it keeps going

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EIGHT discharges
      If the ATF raided your house and took all you're guns, for once they'd actually be in the right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know that we are at a point in which you can't really tell if the replies to this pasta are ironic. But just to be safe

        newbie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno how many years you need to qualify as a newbie, but I hope it's not eight
          LIKE THE EIGHT FRICKING DISCHARGES YOU HAD jesus how moronic are you?
          It's literally the first thing you learn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eight NDs
            Rookie numbers. I had twelve before even leaving the gun store.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had one last night acting like james bond in my bathroom mirror. Drunk of course

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its old copypasta newbie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EIGHT discharges
      If the ATF raided your house and took all you're guns, for once they'd actually be in the right.

      Any honest and active gun owner has about one ND a year

      shooting is like driving; it requires your undivided attention and it's more fun to do drunk
      t. someone who has ND'd because they weren't paying attention

      Ninth time
      >be me, lcpl, 2111 small arms repair, usmc reserves.
      >1. Officers go to range for pistol qualifications. I'm the armorer on deck. Officers lined up at firing line listening to course of fire. Dark green skipper promptly shoots ground at his feet. I have to give him another round. Dickhead should have had that round count against his score.
      >2. Roll into the armory one day and everyone is oddly quiet. Smell burnt powder. People are rubbing their ears. See chipped concrete floor. Armorers carry loaded m9's and sarge fricking popped one inside the armory. That information never left the armory, so no one got in trouble.

      Tenth Time
      >cold as frick (like 3° outside)
      >new BP pistol I got myself for my birthday
      >have thick wool gloves on
      >wiener the gun
      >fire down range
      >wew it smells like bbq
      >wiener the hammer while tilting revolver back to clear the previous cap that got jammed
      >gloves plus fingers = that shit fired
      >put a .44 caliber hole through the top of the shed we were under
      >feel moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only eight
      ah, I remember being a wee lad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well written bait, but anyone with this many NDs would have choked on their food by now because they are obviously moronic. Overall I give it a 6/10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just a collection of every time somebody's come to /k/ with a "frick I did an oopsie" story
        the full copypasta is thirty-some entries long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service anon, I only open these threads to read this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This actually moronic. Full stop. FNG shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newbie Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has this copypasta evolved into meta-trolling where everyone pretends to be moronic and fall for it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pasta? What's that mean?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up reddit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop carrying Glocks

    Get a hammer pistol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T, boomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hammer pistol is an extra layer of verification when holstering, place your thumb on the hammer, if it moves there's shit in your holster, if it doesn't you're fine. That doesn't make you a boomer, its just a preference for carry.

        t. Lives in a hellish wasteland and am always in multiple layers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I carry a P07 in a a phlster enigma in Florida anon I know your feel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No need.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't have striker control device AND the Glock Pro trigger.
        Why anons whyyyyyyyyy

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you have chewed gum stuck to your banister?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't keep his lucky gum readily accessible

      NGMI

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are American houses made out of plywood?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cheap, easily remodeled, easily expanded, quick to build.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cheap
        Lies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you build in brick when you are going to be weighing half a ton in 5 years?
      Just think of all the money you are saving when they have to tear down a wall to get you out of your house.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plywood
      We wish. That shit's expensive.
      Our houses are made out of drywall.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Truman State
    >Missouri
    Explains the shit-tier house and the lack of decoration or color

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you're a PSA customer?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow here I was thinking /k/ went without an nd for a good while, thanks for bring it back, now greentext what happened anon

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, we’re doing THIS ONE again?

    Is this the May monthly ND post?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well said

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough.

      STOP. RIGHT. THERE.
      OldGenXgayHere. I have been handling guns since the 70's. Have fired 100,000's of rounds of ammo, and have never had 1 ND.
      NOT.ONE.
      Face it, you suck. And so does this: "I did something abnormal, but since "everybody" else does (they don't) it's not actually abnormal and just proves even more that I'm normal."
      You pathetic weak-minded sissies are the worst.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trips of truth

        ND idiots rekt

        PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

        https://i.imgur.com/MeX0CHr.gif

        well said

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trips of truth

        ND idiots rekt
        [...]
        [...]

        kek newbies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gen X and I have never had a ND
        Biggest problem with millennials/genz what the frick ever they call theirselves is they lack the ability to concentrate. The % of accidents in the facility I manage has never been higher.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    book an appointment with your local ENT

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I carry condition three (Israeli carry).
    >but that exposes you to danger
    First step is to not live near cultural enrichment zones.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So many morons itt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got btfo'd arguing with anon
      >decides to post a passive aggressive nonreply as a cop out
      Classic

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