Melee weapons

So... I worry... I worry about getting into a fight somewhere in the hood at night with some disposable low lives, not because I'm scared they'll get some good hits in, they will, it'll hurt like hell but I'm no b***h.

I worry that I may get cerebrospinal fluid, or infected blood on my blade.

That's literally the biggest issue of the bladed melee weapon phenomena, just picture this for a second, you're walking through the streets at night, gotchur PDM (personal defense machete) on you some hood rats see you and want to rob you or finesse you or make you feel bad about not sending money to Ukraine or whatever, and they start fighting you.

So you take out your machete and you start swingin', before you know it, everyone's been neutralized, you assess the damage, you got stabbed in the chest and the thigh, you're bleeding.

As you begin applying bandages and sipping on a BCAA wienertail to accelerate wound healing, you notice that one guy had his head split open by your machete, you have a little bit of his brain stuck on your machete, some blood, and cerebrospinal fluid, another guy has a deep gash in his throat, from front to back, you cut into his spine, his HIV ridden blood also sprayed onto your face as he went down and you probably have some of his CSF in your nostrils.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The third guy got your machete lodged into his hip, but it's a deep cut so it went through his liver and stopped at his spine, MORE CEREBROSPINAL FLUID.

    The fourth guy had your machete strike him directly in the back, between his chest and his stomach, obviously you cut into his spine and squirted more cerebrospinal fluid onto your machete.

    You know that accidentally swallowing someone else's infected blood can infect you, and accidentally swallowing someone else's CSF can literally kill you (prion disease).

    How can this be fixed or mitigated, carry a sword cleaning or disinfectant kit with you at all times?

    How do you make sure you can wash all the prions off your weapon after an altercation?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a mouthbreather, or get a bandana if that's too hard for you.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How often are you getting into machete fights bro? Are you Haitian?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Canadian and I'm never getting into machete fights but on the off chance that I or anyone else with a machete does, what can be done to prevent going home with a dirty, infected, biohazardous blade that needs to be cleaned well after you get home?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I own that thai machete.
    I really shouldnt buy things after 8 beers while browsing /k/. Allthough it did prevent me from purchasing an actual sword for 200$ so thats nice.
    Im not even european. I have no idea why I got it other than k gave me a hard on for swords for a few weeks years ago.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ive been considering that chinese da dao machete. I dont need it, i own plenty of guns, knives and machetes, I just think it's neat.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the answer? use a gun.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a special kind of autism.

    I'd worry more about getting your shit pushed in because you sound autistic. A low life of another type.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie I literally mentioned that you would get your shit pushed in during a fight, but since you're the one with the big ass knife, the enemy would get their shit pushed in harder.

      the answer? use a gun.

      Probably one of the best alternatives here lol

      I used to own that cutlass machete, sold it because it was a dull piece of shit.

      Then maybe you should have sharpened it mate, that's a thing, you can do that with literally any steel blade, stainless, high carbon, low carbon, even plastic, yo they sharpen plastic toothbrushes in prison, and use 'em as shivs to extend their sentence.

      Ok. You see all those "sword fights" on tv and films? Those are bullshit. Irl you never lock swords or do fancy moves/stances mano-a-mano. Real world sword fights are well, like in Haiti: 10 guys swarming 1 victim (you) and hacking you to pieces. No amount of Nambla stance can parry all the blows. Again, the best martial arts is the 100 meter sprint. Run like Forest Gump.

      Yeah, that's when EVERYONE carries a machete, but not EVERYONE ever carries a machete around with them.

      Generally when a group of misguided youth travel in packs, they travel unarmed, maybe one or two has a switchblade, maybe one has a long ass chain they can whip you with, but I doubt a group of teenage/young adult hooligans would walk around all with machetes.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to own that cutlass machete, sold it because it was a dull piece of shit.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok. You see all those "sword fights" on tv and films? Those are bullshit. Irl you never lock swords or do fancy moves/stances mano-a-mano. Real world sword fights are well, like in Haiti: 10 guys swarming 1 victim (you) and hacking you to pieces. No amount of Nambla stance can parry all the blows. Again, the best martial arts is the 100 meter sprint. Run like Forest Gump.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nambla
      I meant Hemaa but they're homosexuals too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous.

      Flick the blood off the blade or wipe it on something to clean it.
      If you've got a one-sided sword, it's easy. Just stick the flat side in the crook of your elbow, bring your hand up, and drag through.
      If you've not got long sleaves, or are concerned about cutting yourself, flick the blade up over your shoulder, and then back down again, in quick crescent arcs. You should only need an up-down motion.
      From there, the sword should be okay enough. Just clean regularly and/or after use.
      Wash clothes later too.

      >Real world sword fights are well, like in Haiti: 10 guys swarming 1 victim (you) and hacking you to pieces.
      10 on 1 is hard anon, no doubt. But distance control and parrying is absolutely a thing.
      >10 Haiti guys try to jump you.
      >Backpedal furiously. Keep one guy in between you and the rest of them. Always stay on the outside, or make them need to move past each other.
      >Closest guy reaches you and tries to swing.
      >Swat his machette away and make him off balance, and punish the attempt with a swing of your own into whatever you can reach (probably back of hand or wrist).
      >Rinse and repeat until you die or they each decide "frick this, this guy's cutting me too much".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >But distance control and parrying is absolutely a thing.
        im laughing my fricking ass off trying to imagine a /k/tard mallninja with rolls of lard flowing like hair in the end as he tries to kite 10 haitians like a fricking moba video game lmfao. like hes not gonna be tired. or get cut at all and lose blood. jesus christ like life aint a video game hahahaha

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous.

          >mallninja with rolls of lard flowing like hair in the end as he tries to kite 10 haitians
          Well if you make every /k/homie here out to be some fat frick, of course you're going to struggle to visualize them being quick on their feet.
          Personally though I've never known a fencer of any sword (or for that matter, any melee weapon at all) to be anything but skinny, as long as he's in form.
          Watch this demonstratory vid. It's the best I could find you for example in under a minute.

          You see the same thing. They make space, reduce their numbers of threats (albiet by distance and then by turtling over their one vulnerable point), and then only fight one on one.
          >But muh fencing.
          Same principles, same theories. It's those exact theories that made fencing at all.
          >Muh olympic masters
          Yeah no shit, you need to be good to fight more people than yourself.
          >like hes not gonna be tired. or get cut at all and lose blood
          Oh right yeah I suppose the guy at risk of being chopped up by ten angry haitians is going to stop because he got a little sweaty or out of breath.
          Just accept you've been a bit of a moron anon, and let it go.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a blade master and I beg to differ with any of the above posters really
    I practice with a live machete. long blade and short blade usually
    moving to america soon so going to use a gun and a knife at the same time

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, is this the mallninja thread?
    Check out my crap

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not going 1860 officer sword and beretta 92
    ngmi

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