Meanwhile in Pyongyang..

The Sung Dynasty is being briefed on their military options: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFiTdov1IQc&list=RDJFiTdov1IQc&index=1

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kim must be sitting well lately, they are getting paid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kim must be sitting well lately, they are getting paid.
      OTOH with Putin's ante in the kitty, the pot is now worth fighting over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The DPRK gets piles of money, technology and in return Russia pays them so that they continue a unwinnable that results in...

        The DPRK getting piles of money and technology forever. The DPRK wants this war to go on forever.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hehe He looks like Sammo Hung.

          >Begin existence of vassal state of Russia and China
          >They foist a bunch of useless armaments on you for a war which is never coming
          >Half of the munitions are duds
          >A generation later you sell them all back, duds included, for a x100 mark up

          My man big K just cannot stop winning

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Truly the power of Juche is a sight to behold
            I am rightfully ashamed for ever doubting it and by extension him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to grab his fat daughter's fat cheeks and squish until she loves America.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its probably the best thing that happened to North Korea in half a century. Having a historical partner that was also responsible for your country existing as a concept practically beg for your old and shitty 50’s Soviet era tier munitions is a huge boon any way you look at it, and the only decent times they’ve ever had was when Russia was their paypig.

          He's probably getting paid by the Chinks since Russian money is worthless. Notice how every begging trip to Pyongyang is usually preceded by a meeting between Putin and Xi.

          Even if cash is an issue they can still more than make up for it in materials or other aid.

          She absolutely slaps, berates and kicks him as he sniffs her panties and jerks off. 100% she's ground her stocking-clad feet into his face as he's shot a load over his own stomach because she would never let a drop of her hyeong's filthy semen stain her pristine skirt.

          hot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The DPRK getting piles of money and technology forever
          From whom, Russia? I'm bursting into treats right here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably getting paid by the Chinks since Russian money is worthless. Notice how every begging trip to Pyongyang is usually preceded by a meeting between Putin and Xi.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt it. Russians have lots of primary and secondary industrial outputs that Koreans can use. E.g., grain, fuel, metal, things Best Koreans always can use more of.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chink nork relations have been privately soured since that time they tried to kill Kim years back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >privately soured
            Isn't it pretty well known that the only reason nobody has invaded NK yet is because nobody wants to be responsible for fixing it? I'm pretty sure even China has tacitly agreed they'd be better off without NK being a moron next to them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's frankly not a single reason anyone would invade North Korea besides some kind of wieneramaimy wiener and ball dog and pony show "peacekeeping operation" from China, and the Norks are totally aware of this at this point.
              They know, at least at the military level, that war is never coming with the South, or with America, or whatever. They fear looking weak in front of China in case China decided it would be piss easy to take over for some contrived reason. It's a serious theory that the long Range missile programs the Norks are always going on about are tacitly a threat to China. They wouldnt in a million years accomplish anything against the united states or Japan, and the South could already be buried in artillery in an hour, but those missiles could strike extremely vulnerable Chinese centers of infrastructure and command.

              China tried to have K killed to install a more loyal puppet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WW3 breaks out
                >Best Korea joins the western powers
                Wouldn't be the strangest thing to happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you will live to see the day of NATO wired T-34-85's

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's an open secret that Kim wants to lay the foundations for a North-South alliance, understanding that it will probably only come to fruition long after his time.
                He was very eager to deal with a political outsider (Trump) and spin any peaceful overtures he made as "The west is changing, not us". He threw a fit when Trump was deposed, even letting the public know he thought it was bullshit.
                Media contraband enforcement (that's enforcement, not the laws themselves) has been exceedingly lax over the last two decades. The theory is that the Norks are actually trying to re-aclimate their people to what life is like outside in a very controlled way, especially they want to counter act things like language drift.
                There are Southern factions who are also optimistic for future peace, you see propaganda of sorts here and there: a lot of "oh the people are good they're just ignorant" stuff, a show with Nork escapees trying Southern food painting them as very friendly and kind people who were just in a bad situation, then there was that Soap Opera about the rich Southern girl who accidentally parasailed across the DMZ and was rescued by a dashing Nork Military officer who hid her from the authorities.

                It's very weird to say it but there's more pushing for peace (in the distant future) than for war at this point. Maybe SK's horrific birth rates will push things along, maybe the North will start manufacturing for the south or something. It'd be better than importing Jeets.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's an open secret that Kim wants to lay the foundations for a North-South alliance, understanding that it will probably only come to fruition long after his time.
                Bullshit, the only kind of alliance the norks would want with worst korea is the one where they can just mooch off of them or use them as a counterweight against China. They did shit like this before, back even to Kim Jong-Il's time, where they signaled that they were ready to normalize relations while not actually doing so in the hopes of scamming their southern neighbors and getting them to let their guards down with shit like espionage. It's probably just going to be the same shit with Kim Jong-Un, making a big fuss about warming-up to the west, while no actually doing anything to build-up their relationship in the hopes of getting free gibs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bullshit, the only kind of alliance the norks would want with worst korea is the one where they can just mooch off of them or use them as a counterweight against China
                Of course they'd want to benefit substantially from an alliance, that's what an alliance is. Of course it's motivated by what they can get, what else would it be motivated by?

                >kim wants a north south alliance
                Is that why they’ve been dropping balloons of actual shit into the south lately?

                >Skip over everything talking about the time frame we're talking about
                >Suddenly the answer doesn't make sense
                Genius.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Of course it's motivated by what they can get, what else would it be motivated by?
                Yeah, no shit, i already knew that. My main point is that they're going to bring nothing or close to nothing to the table while demanding everything they can, including plenty of good-will gestures from the southerners like humanitarian aid and so-on. Worst Korea might be willing to play ball with them for a while, but eventually they'll realize they aren't negotiating in good faith, the talks will break-down, and everything goes back to the way it was.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is a many-decades long plan. What does "many decades" look like for south Korea's demographic statistics?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kim wants a north south alliance
                Is that why they’ve been dropping balloons of actual shit into the south lately?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I highly doubt that.

                The south doesn’t really desire unification unless the entire North Korean government ceases existing. There was some talk of a federation back in the 90’s but it went nowhere just due to the fact that the Kim’s just want money and power for themselves.

                The only southerners who desire unification that aren’t agents for the Norks are useful idiots drunk on the koolaid that somehow things will magically fix themselves when it happens. It’s a fringe movement for a reason and the current SK government saw the shitshow that was German reunification and wanted no part of it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No, I highly doubt that.
                Easy when you reply to points I didn't make, thus making it clear you didn't even read the fricking post you gay Black person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Best Korea invades China and Siberia, Finland launches invasion of Russia up to the Urals

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's frankly not a single reason anyone would invade North Korea besides some kind of wieneramaimy wiener and ball dog and pony show "peacekeeping operation" from China, and the Norks are totally aware of this at this point.
              They know, at least at the military level, that war is never coming with the South, or with America, or whatever. They fear looking weak in front of China in case China decided it would be piss easy to take over for some contrived reason. It's a serious theory that the long Range missile programs the Norks are always going on about are tacitly a threat to China. They wouldnt in a million years accomplish anything against the united states or Japan, and the South could already be buried in artillery in an hour, but those missiles could strike extremely vulnerable Chinese centers of infrastructure and command.

              China tried to have K killed to install a more loyal puppet.

              The modern north Korean military is almost entirely focussed on deterring China. The "we can strike anywhere in the degenerate imperialist west" rhetoric is a tacit way of saying they can also hit anywhere in the country they share a land border with.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I thought China liked having a buffer there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Big K went to college in the West (where he developed his lifelong, and extreme, love of Basketball). He knows what's up, and how well the sick man of Asia treats it's "friends".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when your custom character shows up in a cutscene

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think at some level the Chinese know DPRK isn't an effective buffer in the age of long-range munitions and stealth technologies. A whole lot of the North's inventory is outdated crap from the '50s and early '60s and would be hilariously ineffective outside of shelling Seoul. They likely also know that their Western-aligned neighbors (Japan, SK, Taiwan) aren't actually interested in invading them.

                >>kim and his smoking fricking hot system still reign
                mean to say "sister" not "system"

                Freudian slip? Maybe you really want to have sex with Juche?
                Well you can't since it's an idea. Seek help. Pervert.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >since that time they tried to kill Kim years back.
            Quick rundown?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be china in before time
              >try to kills GLORIOUS JUCHE KIM DYNASTY
              >fail
              >kim and his smoking fricking hot system still reign

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>kim and his smoking fricking hot system still reign
                mean to say "sister" not "system"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Supposedly they tried to have him offed for one of his more chink-friendly family members. Jong Un has since killed all members of his government who were friendly to China, including an uncle he allegedly personally executed using an antiaircraft cannon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its probably the best thing that happened to North Korea in half a century. Having a historical partner that was also responsible for your country existing as a concept practically beg for your old and shitty 50’s Soviet era tier munitions is a huge boon any way you look at it, and the only decent times they’ve ever had was when Russia was their paypig.
          [...]
          Even if cash is an issue they can still more than make up for it in materials or other aid.
          [...]
          hot

          >Even if cash is an issue they can still more than make up for it in materials or other aid.
          Supposedly Iran was accepting payment only in gold after a while.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >big boobs
    >nork woman
    Pick one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably exist but the party are hoarding them as sex slaves or mistresses.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Sung dynasty?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you anons think that Kim and his sister are... you know?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is a dictator.
      If he wants her to undress slowly in front of him, she HAS to do it, even if she diesn't want to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She absolutely slaps, berates and kicks him as he sniffs her panties and jerks off. 100% she's ground her stocking-clad feet into his face as he's shot a load over his own stomach because she would never let a drop of her hyeong's filthy semen stain her pristine skirt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's oppa, not hyeong, unless his sister is a woman (male)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asiatics? as a matter of fact, it is a possibility that i've entertained over the years. There are, after all, many pieces of evidence that points towards it, such as their epicanthic folds and their residence on the Korean Peninsula.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry Kim Yo-Jong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do people brag about being mindless morons that adopt stances based on social media coverage

      she looks gross, objectively

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is cute. I’d take her over some e-thot any day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is a woman you know and salivate for only through the internet, she is an e-thot by definition.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout ghoul looking ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not so much her looks (she's cute in a "I don't wear makeup sort of way) it's about what she represents. She's the sister of a murderous dictator. fricking her would be a power move, but at the same time you know she's be a very aggressive woman. I bet she fricks like a fighter jet.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone post the pic of her where she is in her underwear and has a whip in front of the north korean flag?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Don't lose it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Time for rare Kims.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What happened to the Russian girl in Ukraine? Didn't she end up regretting the invasion?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She turned into a schizo who heard the ghost of tsar Nicholas whispering in her ear. Putin had her shifted to some backwater administrative job after she criticized the Ukraine invasion on the grounds it's weakening the return of Imperial Russia.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She turned into a schizo who heard the ghost of tsar Nicholas whispering in her ear. Putin had her shifted to some backwater administrative job after she criticized the Ukraine invasion on the grounds it's weakening the return of Imperial Russia.

              I just checked her wiki. She's an advisor to general prosecutor of russia. Thats a very high post, seeing how her previous post was a diplomat to Cabo Verde

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From diplomat to glorified secretary is the very definition of "kicked upstairs"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You still have the occasional true believer who isn't in it for the graft
              Too bad history is essentially a banned subject in Russia or they would know how zealous types have always ended up in the Soviet Union

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks beast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moar

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        saved thanks anon

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I want her to force myself to strip naked and lick her sweaty and smelly feet after a long day of being a ruthless dictatorship functionary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I want her to execute me with an AA gun

      In which order?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I want her to execute me with an AA gun

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats stopping you from moving to NK and becoming a movie star?

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