If the technology to slow and reverse aging exists through stem cell transduction and RNA tech, why aren't people doing it? Why aren't we doing it? Are people not motivated enough to save their loved ones? How is it someone can know what they have to do to save them and simply look at that mountain and choose to not climb it because of it seems so high
in the end, humanity progresses because people die and new generations with no stake in the previous nonsense are allowed to flourish. no biological death will probably hasten humanity's extinction.
The tech to stop or reverse aging does not exist yet. Slow down? Yes, but it is crude as hell and no proper "medicine" has been developed so far. However, a lot of money has been pumped into aging research in the last 10 years and every year we get more and more because boomers are scared.
Why is it not here yet? Well, there isn't even a proper fricking definition of aging and we aren't even 100% sure what causes it. Only in the last few years, have we started to really understand why living healthy makes you live longer. So there is a long way to go
Low hanging fruit. People around the world aren't in general dying in ways where our first line of action should be cell rejuvenation and whatever "RNA tech" is. 99.99 of all people die from stuff we can relieve or mitigate in cheaper and easier ways. Cell degradation and protein expression are not the limiting factors. Simple shit like excercise and diet and just plain getting enough natural sunlight are the biggest factor.
In the healthcare industry we use a unit called a QALY.
Basically we need to decide where to invest ressources to attain maximum QALY. People who says you can't put a price on a life might be right from a philosophical standpoint but in my line of work we don't have the luxury of thinking like that. We have a limited budget and if we spend 50mil on curing children with severe cystic fibrosis we might "buy" 800 QALY in total which equals 8 human lives, but if we spend 50 mil on something boring and unsexy like therapy and courses for drug addicts we might buy 80.000 QALY amounting to 800 lives.
Life extension is like this except is way less impactful. We should use our ressources where we can make the biggest impact and life extension popsci memeshit is not it.
The covid vaccine was a massive test of that exact technology, using multiple different batches to see if any of them would produce the desired result. Most of them will probably just give you cancer, but if that's what it takes for aging billionaires to achieve immortality then that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.
The hardest choices require the strongest wills. Sorry homosexual, but a bright bubbly little blonde haired blue eyed kid is more prone to make me smile than a wrinkly babbling old person who thinks israelites are just so darn neat. Life must go on, the old must die and the young must be born to take their places. It is eternal, we must never stop.
Bro don't make me look bad in front of the range twinks, you're making them really uncomfortable right now. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave if you keep it up.
>connex >not having to lug multiple tents in and out of the back of a trailer or a 7 ton
Being in an infantry unit came with a lot of perks, but fricking hell I do not miss playing musical tents and jenga every fricking day we moved, on top of my ordinary job.
I've been trying the sexy maid outfit, it makes my ass look big but it also makes the beer gut look big too. I find they prefer my care when I do a TF2 medic impersonation
Have we seen that much of an increase in constipation cases recently? We've been going through our enema supplies at several times the rate that other field hospitals do.
someone raided the anti-psychotic supply closet again. we might have a few crazies act up soon so get ready. i have already notified /k/ommand and the cleanup crews are on stand by, so focus on not having a untimely appointment with the Lord
Question to any medgays. What's the best diy antibiotic for open wounds?
I cut myself badly and went to the hospital and they sent me home with some expensive petrolatum primary gauze pads that listed only silver ions as the only antimicrobial agent. I swapped em out only once every week but I experienced not even a hint of infection despite the wound being constantly enclosed for 1 week at the time. I was pretty amazed at their effectiveness. After the ordeal I wanted to stock some for my FA kit at work (I don't want the next poor bastard that cuts himself to have to peel gauze that's fused with a wound off over a 3 hour long soak/peel/soak torture session) and they cost fricking 120 dollars a pop... Per single pad. It's just sterile gauze, petrolatum and I guess a silver cation compound of some sort? Can't I just make some myself, vacuum seal them like I do food and autoclave them in my pressure cooker to sterilise them? The appeal of silver gauze rather than some type of penicillin is that I would think their shelf-life is unlimited as long as I keep them out of sunlight?
Yeah, but if I want to premake some antibiotic petrolatum gauze pads I'm thinking this is the way to proceed: sterilise all components->Mix up my antibiotic petrolatum,->soak gauze generously->package pads individually in vacuum sealed bags->throw satchets in pressure cooker at 30 psi (120 c')->hey presto; sterilised antimicrobial primary wound contact pads. Doesn't bacitracin and neospirin break down at 120 c? I mean, I thought penicillin was generally not that stable of a molecule family? I couldn't find any info on it so I'm just guessing here based on my brainlet assumption that complex organics (peptide bonds, hydrogen bonds)= not very stable and inorganic compounds (ionic bonds, covalent bonds) = stronk chad chemicals. Can I autoclave bacitracin/neospirin without degredation? And if I cannot, is there any kind of wound topical antimicrobial that would work?
Sorry for the questions. I would experiment on myself but apparently I'm considered the "doctor" at work due to assisting a few times someone hurt themselves so I'd rather not take any chances on people that aren't myself.
If the technology to slow and reverse aging exists through stem cell transduction and RNA tech, why aren't people doing it? Why aren't we doing it? Are people not motivated enough to save their loved ones? How is it someone can know what they have to do to save them and simply look at that mountain and choose to not climb it because of it seems so high
Yummy tummy
Is her torso super long, or are her legs super short?
in the end, humanity progresses because people die and new generations with no stake in the previous nonsense are allowed to flourish. no biological death will probably hasten humanity's extinction.
It's a hilarious shoop.
You're suggesting she's not even on the bike at all. They merely warped her to seen like she is.
The tech to stop or reverse aging does not exist yet. Slow down? Yes, but it is crude as hell and no proper "medicine" has been developed so far. However, a lot of money has been pumped into aging research in the last 10 years and every year we get more and more because boomers are scared.
Why is it not here yet? Well, there isn't even a proper fricking definition of aging and we aren't even 100% sure what causes it. Only in the last few years, have we started to really understand why living healthy makes you live longer. So there is a long way to go
Low hanging fruit. People around the world aren't in general dying in ways where our first line of action should be cell rejuvenation and whatever "RNA tech" is. 99.99 of all people die from stuff we can relieve or mitigate in cheaper and easier ways. Cell degradation and protein expression are not the limiting factors. Simple shit like excercise and diet and just plain getting enough natural sunlight are the biggest factor.
In the healthcare industry we use a unit called a QALY.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality-adjusted_life_year#:~:text=The%20quality-adjusted%20life%20year,one%20year%20in%20perfect%20health.
Basically we need to decide where to invest ressources to attain maximum QALY. People who says you can't put a price on a life might be right from a philosophical standpoint but in my line of work we don't have the luxury of thinking like that. We have a limited budget and if we spend 50mil on curing children with severe cystic fibrosis we might "buy" 800 QALY in total which equals 8 human lives, but if we spend 50 mil on something boring and unsexy like therapy and courses for drug addicts we might buy 80.000 QALY amounting to 800 lives.
Life extension is like this except is way less impactful. We should use our ressources where we can make the biggest impact and life extension popsci memeshit is not it.
Being alive loses its luster after the first few decades. It becomes outright torment after a century or two.
The covid vaccine was a massive test of that exact technology, using multiple different batches to see if any of them would produce the desired result. Most of them will probably just give you cancer, but if that's what it takes for aging billionaires to achieve immortality then that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.
The hardest choices require the strongest wills. Sorry homosexual, but a bright bubbly little blonde haired blue eyed kid is more prone to make me smile than a wrinkly babbling old person who thinks israelites are just so darn neat. Life must go on, the old must die and the young must be born to take their places. It is eternal, we must never stop.
Bro don't make me look bad in front of the range twinks, you're making them really uncomfortable right now. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave if you keep it up.
My ankle hurts
alright let me get the bonesaw, I recommend you get plastered now
alright we need bodies to build tents, form up outside to start filling sandbags unloading the connex
>connex
>not having to lug multiple tents in and out of the back of a trailer or a 7 ton
Being in an infantry unit came with a lot of perks, but fricking hell I do not miss playing musical tents and jenga every fricking day we moved, on top of my ordinary job.
why are half the injuries here anal injuries?
Too many Remington owners.
> that fricking thread
> can't read it for the first time again
You can always reread. Not quite the same, but still good fun.
Pvt. Anon found the narcotics again and is in a coma
So who else here is in on testing if patients are calmer when you treat them while wearing a WWI or WWII era nurse uniform?
>I dont understand, Ive tried both uniforms but they keep calling me a homosexual?
I've been trying the sexy maid outfit, it makes my ass look big but it also makes the beer gut look big too. I find they prefer my care when I do a TF2 medic impersonation
Who keeps putting people in a coma into a tub of cosmoline?
They must be PRESERVED, COMRADE
Have we seen that much of an increase in constipation cases recently? We've been going through our enema supplies at several times the rate that other field hospitals do.
CAN SOMEONE TAKE THE GOLDEN DILDO OUT OF MY ASS ALREADY PLEASE
God damn it!
We've been over this.
You are a Dildo Warmer, 2nd Class.
STFU.
ATTENTION
There is confusion about tonight's exercise.
It WILL be a tug-of-war.
It WILL NOT be rub and tug.
That is all.
Awww
But I already called Cyrus! he will be here with the girls any time now
frickin' cyrus? why'd you call that dickhead?
I ate hurty plant
someone raided the anti-psychotic supply closet again. we might have a few crazies act up soon so get ready. i have already notified /k/ommand and the cleanup crews are on stand by, so focus on not having a untimely appointment with the Lord
Oh yeah that was me, I was hungry ans there was nothing good in the fridge
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET THIS NUGGET BOLT OUT OF MY ASS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No, sewing new skin to the unconscious israelite patient's dick to "De-israelite" him isn't "based" Anon.
I don't know why you bother wasting skin graft materials when you could just cut the oxygen supply to their anesthetics and exit bag them
MY
ASS
IS
HEAVY
Looks cozy
Doc, I-..I *SNIIIIF* was doing some b-buterfly knife tr-tricks and- *SNIIIIIF* cut myself and I-...I'm bleeding now :'^(
Here let me get you a band-aid. Unrelated question but what insurance provider do you use?
Okay I got a question, what's the largest calliber gun I can jam into patients hand as a replacement for his now missing one?
He should be able to wield a Deagle no problem.
Herr doktor, gan I ged sig leave, my hand hurds :DD
Am I going to die for using Icy Hot as personal lube? Asking for the battle.
No but you'll want to die.
It would be extremely painful
He's a hung guy
bump
For you
doctor i was jerkin it and suddenly it felt like the vein on my gooch was gonna explode and then my dick went limp what do
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
it hurts when i peepe poopo where's my purple heart?
Hey guys is it normal to get an F on your blood test? Doc says he's not gonna grade it on a curve
I have some bad news, anon.
I'm trying to get out of here but the CO just keeps proposing to me.
Can you c**ts stop fricking fapping so loud in your beds? I'm trying to watch Yu Yu Hakusho here!
Question to any medgays. What's the best diy antibiotic for open wounds?
I cut myself badly and went to the hospital and they sent me home with some expensive petrolatum primary gauze pads that listed only silver ions as the only antimicrobial agent. I swapped em out only once every week but I experienced not even a hint of infection despite the wound being constantly enclosed for 1 week at the time. I was pretty amazed at their effectiveness. After the ordeal I wanted to stock some for my FA kit at work (I don't want the next poor bastard that cuts himself to have to peel gauze that's fused with a wound off over a 3 hour long soak/peel/soak torture session) and they cost fricking 120 dollars a pop... Per single pad. It's just sterile gauze, petrolatum and I guess a silver cation compound of some sort? Can't I just make some myself, vacuum seal them like I do food and autoclave them in my pressure cooker to sterilise them? The appeal of silver gauze rather than some type of penicillin is that I would think their shelf-life is unlimited as long as I keep them out of sunlight?
bacitracin or neosporin
Yeah, but if I want to premake some antibiotic petrolatum gauze pads I'm thinking this is the way to proceed: sterilise all components->Mix up my antibiotic petrolatum,->soak gauze generously->package pads individually in vacuum sealed bags->throw satchets in pressure cooker at 30 psi (120 c')->hey presto; sterilised antimicrobial primary wound contact pads. Doesn't bacitracin and neospirin break down at 120 c? I mean, I thought penicillin was generally not that stable of a molecule family? I couldn't find any info on it so I'm just guessing here based on my brainlet assumption that complex organics (peptide bonds, hydrogen bonds)= not very stable and inorganic compounds (ionic bonds, covalent bonds) = stronk chad chemicals. Can I autoclave bacitracin/neospirin without degredation? And if I cannot, is there any kind of wound topical antimicrobial that would work?
Sorry for the questions. I would experiment on myself but apparently I'm considered the "doctor" at work due to assisting a few times someone hurt themselves so I'd rather not take any chances on people that aren't myself.
Is that saline bag keto-friendly?