Make your body a weapon

Your gun wont save you when CERN turns off gunpowder. What martial art do you chuds do?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ancient art of punching and getting out of the way of the other guy's strikes.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gunpowder
    >kek
    By the Outsider I will send you to the void

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whale oil based explosives
      not gonna make it anon

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wiener pushups.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One is all you need

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are you gonna load that shotgun with a boxing glove on?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can wrestle and roll but I suck at boxing so I’d get whooped in a fight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then learn to box. Striking is important

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look very submissive and breedable. 10/10 would capture during the boog and make my POW bucci slave

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start twinkmaxxing and offer butthole to aggressors
    >Little do they know I've been training
    >My diet consists solely of pure spice. Habanero peppers in everything
    >As I bend over to present myself to them, let out ripest fricking brap honed by years of destroying my intestinal tract with raw capsaicin
    >Point blank acidic cloud melts the flesh from their bones, internal organs liquefy as it enters their lungs and pollutes their blood
    >Die in agony
    >Loot them and go home

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I throw bricks

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tactical crying and shiting myself

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can b***h slap a motherfricker like nothing else

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the running and physical "training" in the world wont save you when a guy could drop you from 300 yards out. What you need to do is constant drills with your AR and handgun to make sure that you're at peak performance. That's the only training that really matters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this post a coping mechanism

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It might seem like it until you learn CERN has a big switch that turns off guns

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't, it's just a particle accelerator. It throws particles together to create atoms of matter that don't exist in nature. We can't turn off gunpowder, it's only got theoretical applications for the most part.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea it can

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have a fricking time machine, they can literally prevent the invention of gun powder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. fatass moronic enough to think his self defense fantasies are more likely to be relevant to his life than regular cardiovascular exercise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet when the collapse happens, all your cardio won't mean a thing when a fat guy could easily drop you since you spent your time running around like a caveman instead of working on having consistently tight groupings. The gun has made physical prowess obsolete. We're not hitting eachother with sticks anymore, the effort used on your body should be redirected to make sure you and your platform operate as one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat boy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >-t. drops from a heart attack

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fat boy

            Fit tards are wasting their time. We have so many tools at our disposal that can be used instead. Vehicles, drones, guns, radios. Spending hours every week exercising is going to get you killed. Work on your food storage, community building, ham radio skills, and marksmanship with that time instead or you are going to die on the first day of the coming collapse.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fat boy cope

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              having a fit body is a reflection of your mind, only the truly contemptible fat, emaciated, and terminally weak don't work out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          im trans too btw

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck getting into position, maneuvering when flanked, tactically retreating, pushing a position etc. this is cope for your laziness. Yes maybe you can pop a dude from a hide but that won’t last forever and you will need to infil and exfil at some point

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. A crossfitter with a glock would outmaneuver a fat gear queer. Let alone an athlete with a real kit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >
              Yes. I’d even go out on a limb to say if your not disciplined enough to be healthy and in shape your probably not disciplined enough to be a shooter of any note as well

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine failing your own body lol.
                Lowest of the low.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn’t understand bell curves.

                Fat and a brainlet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So do you have a professional photographer that follows you around while you're larping with the boys or something? Kinda based if so.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of gangsters that kill people are just driving by in normal clothes spraying or dropping a few rounds into an unarmored soft target on the corner. Often for territory to sell drugs or a drug deal gone wrong. Even in the military, you get at least three weeks of basic rifle training, and firearms training in the police as well. A lot of people in the military and police do not receive advanced weapons or combat training or have more lackluster standards on physical fitness after or before joining. In a modern war, you need people trained in firearms, but artillery also takes out large amounts of infantry. From traditional field artillery, to drones and planes and missiles and rockets and grenades and mines and so on and so forth.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gangsters don’t have a high survival rate anon. Just because artillery can kill you does not mean you are better off being healthy and in shape. Fatty isn’t maneuvering away from arty targeting at any meaningful pace while a team of healthy dudes running 6 min miles significantly increases their chances of avoiding arty corrections. Just because healthy people die in combat doesn’t mean fitness isn’t the better option.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the running and physical "training" in the world wont save you when a guy could drop you from 300 yards out. What you need to do is constant drills with your AR and handgun to make sure that you're at peak performance. That's the only training that really matters.

          >t can't fit into combat gear
          >t can't position
          >t can't think straight because of estrogen bombardment
          >t congestive heart failure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because fights are physical and exhausting even when done with rifles at 300yards and in ALL fights the quickest thing that saps the fight from someone is exhaustion.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool story, schizo.

    I still got my high powered air rifle.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can cum at a velocity of 69420 fps

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient chinese secret

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just use my warhammer.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question. Short sword or small sword for EDC?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smallsword or rapier.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smallsword was literally built for EDC. Combine with a cloak or offhand dagger of you carry your CC with an extra magazine.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Combine with a cloak

        stop

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this knave doesn't even know about using an offhand garment as a defensive implement to entangle your opponent's blade
          Embarrassing tbh.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/38usQLK.jpg

            I bet you feel really dumb right now.

            every single person on youtube disproved that shit after bourne identity did it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people have used it for centurys
              <hurr a youtube video said its fake

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you feel really dumb right now.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What knife/dagger/short sword does that guy on the right have?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do HEMA long sword duels

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    combat rape

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my gf got really frickin hammered last weekend and decided to wrestle/roll. I told her I was gonna slam her ez but I got submitted 2/6 rounds. I was really drunk with no fighting experience but I remembered to tuck chin/sprawl and get off the X, it helped a little after I lost. It was harder than I expected I couldn't get a single or double leg takedown ever. I think I won with an arm bar once. I was really drunk

    For reference I am 5'9" 160lbs I bench 225x3 and can do 12 chin ups

    She's 5'7 155lbs and goes to gym sometimes but also she's a woman

    My shoulder and ego still hurt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Join a jiu jitsu gym and make your gf go on a diet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5’7 155

      Yo pierce I loved you in goldeneye

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: exercisetards coping about their wasted effort

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just know we’d run you down and take your gun from you before your fat ass could work your bloated fingers onto the safety

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow Muay Thai appreciator

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OUEEEE

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pointed sticks.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy in OP pic is way too skinny and needs to get more muscle mass if he wants more all round fitness but agrees with the point

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a feminine sissy

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A flanged mace.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll come off the goddamn top rope

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrestled in school for 12 years and I've done traditional chinese martial arts for going on 10. So Wushu, Tai Ji, Sanda, Shuai Jiao. For what it's worth my job requires me to deal with homeless crackhead and methheads on a daily basis. I have had to physically frick a crackhead's shit up on more than one occasion and I carry a gun to work every day. Last year I literally WWE superslammed a crackhead on the front mat for an attempted robbery of over $700. Then about a month later the cop that arrived when I slammed that crackhead, got shot dead in his front lawn in driveby carried out by another one of my clients. The world is a big and beautiful place.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got shot dead in his front lawn in driveby carried out by another one of my clients.
      You get hired as security by the mob, Black folk, what?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        BJJ twice a week. Boxed from 16-24, and did a few years of judo as well but I wanted to try something different.
        It's good, personally I'd learn a striking art before grappling (being able to punch a guy and then back off is better than getting tangled up in a grapple when he might have friends ready to kick your head in) but ideally learn both.

        I'm guessing property manager / slum lord.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >visibly living in parents basement
    >turkshit shotgun
    >very average body
    >Y ARNT U TURNIN URSELF INTO A WEPON?

    this is the person saying you're going to get 'clapped'

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apartment i rent with my gf, chinese shotgun, and id molest you with ease

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        riiiiight. i bet your "gf" sleeps on the floor mattress with you too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it wasnt for her there wouldnt be a mattress

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fix bayonets.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get that mole removed fricking vile

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of people in US don’t have a private range or land. Even if people wanted to train they simply can’t.

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