Make your body a weapon Posted on May 18, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor Your gun wont save you when CERN turns off gunpowder. What martial art do you chuds do?
The ancient art of punching and getting out of the way of the other guy's strikes.
By the Outsider I will send you to the void
>whale oil based explosives
not gonna make it anon
One is all you need
How are you gonna load that shotgun with a boxing glove on?
I can wrestle and roll but I suck at boxing so I’d get whooped in a fight
Then learn to box. Striking is important
You look very submissive and breedable. 10/10 would capture during the boog and make my POW bucci slave
>Start twinkmaxxing and offer butthole to aggressors
>Little do they know I've been training
>My diet consists solely of pure Hispanice. Habanero peppers in everything
>As I bend over to present myself to them, let out ripest fucking brap honed by years of destroying my intestinal tract with raw capsaicin
>Point blank acidic cloud melts the flesh from their bones, internal organs liquefy as it enters their lungs and pollutes their blood
>Die in agony
>Loot them and go home
I throw bricks
Tactical crying and shiting myself
i can bitch slap a motherfucker like nothing else
All the running and physical "training" in the world wont save you when a guy could drop you from 300 yards out. What you need to do is constant drills with your AR and handgun to make sure that you're at peak performance. That's the only training that really matters.
is this post a coping mechanism
It might seem like it until you learn CERN has a big switch that turns off guns
No it doesn't, it's just a particle accelerator. It throws particles together to create atoms of matter that don't exist in nature. We can't turn off gunpowder, it's only got theoretical applications for the most part.
Yea it can
They have a fucking time machine, they can literally prevent the invention of gun powder.
>t. fatass retarded enough to think his self defense fantasies are more likely to be relevant to his life than regular cardiovascular exercise
Yet when the collapse happens, all your cardio won't mean a thing when a fat guy could easily drop you since you spent your time running around like a caveman instead of working on having consistently tight groupings. The gun has made physical prowess obsolete. We're not hitting eachother with sticks anymore, the effort used on your body should be redirected to make sure you and your platform operate as one.
>-t. drops from a heart attack
Fit tards are wasting their time. We have so many tools at our disposal that can be used instead. Vehicles, drones, guns, radios. Spending hours every week exercising is going to get you killed. Work on your food storage, community building, ham radio skills, and marksmanship with that time instead or you are going to die on the first day of the coming collapse.
Fat boy cope
having a fit body is a reflection of your mind, only the truly contemptible fat, emaciated, and terminally weak don't work out.
im trans too btw
Good luck getting into position, maneuvering when flanked, tactically retreating, pushing a position etc. this is cope for your laziness. Yes maybe you can pop a dude from a hide but that won’t last forever and you will need to infil and exfil at some point
Exactly. A crossfitter with a glock would outmaneuver a fat gear queer. Let alone an athlete with a real kit.
Yes. I’d even go out on a limb to say if your not disciplined enough to be healthy and in shape your probably not disciplined enough to be a shooter of any note as well
Imagine failing your own body lol.
Lowest of the low.
>He doesn’t understand bell curves.
Fat and a brainlet
So do you have a professional photographer that follows you around while you're larping with the boys or something? Kinda based if so.
A lot of gangsters that kill people are just driving by in normal clothes spraying or dropping a few rounds into an unarmored soft target on the corner. Often for territory to sell drugs or a drug deal gone wrong. Even in the military, you get at least three weeks of basic rifle training, and firearms training in the police as well. A lot of people in the military and police do not receive advanced weapons or combat training or have more lackluster standards on physical fitness after or before joining. In a modern war, you need people trained in firearms, but artillery also takes out large amounts of infantry. From traditional field artillery, to drones and planes and missiles and rockets and grenades and mines and so on and so forth.
Gangsters don’t have a high survival rate anon. Just because artillery can kill you does not mean you are better off being healthy and in shape. Fatty isn’t maneuvering away from arty targeting at any meaningful pace while a team of healthy dudes running 6 min miles significantly increases their chances of avoiding arty corrections. Just because healthy people die in combat doesn’t mean fitness isn’t the better option.
>t can't fit into combat gear
>t can't position
>t can't think straight because of estrogen bombardment
>t congestive heart failure
Because fights are physical and exhausting even when done with rifles at 300yards and in ALL fights the quickest thing that saps the fight from someone is exhaustion.
Cool story, schizo.
I still got my high powered air rifle.
I can cum at a velocity of 69420 fps
Ancient chinese secret
I just use my warhammer.
The real question. Short sword or small sword for EDC?
Smallsword or rapier.
Smallsword was literally built for EDC. Combine with a cloak or offhand dagger of you carry your CC with an extra magazine.
>Combine with a cloak
>this knave doesn't even know about using an offhand garment as a defensive implement to entangle your opponent's blade
every single person on youtube disproved that shit after bourne identity did it.
>people have used it for centurys
<hurr a youtube video said its fake
I bet you feel really dumb right now.
What knife/dagger/short sword does that guy on the right have?
I do HEMA long sword duels
Me and my gf got really fuckin hammered last weekend and decided to wrestle/roll. I told her I was gonna slam her ez but I got submitted 2/6 rounds. I was really drunk with no fighting experience but I remembered to tuck chin/sprawl and get off the X, it helped a little after I lost. It was harder than I expected I couldn't get a single or double leg takedown ever. I think I won with an arm bar once. I was really drunk
For reference I am 5'9" 160lbs I bench 225x3 and can do 12 chin ups
She's 5'7 155lbs and goes to gym sometimes but also she's a woman
My shoulder and ego still hurt
Join a jiu jitsu gym and make your gf go on a diet.
Yo pierce I loved you in goldeneye
ITT: exercisetards coping about their wasted effort
Just know we’d run you down and take your gun from you before your fat ass could work your bloated fingers onto the safety
Fellow Muay Thai appreciator
Guy in OP pic is way too skinny and needs to get more muscle mass if he wants more all round fitness but agrees with the point
You look like a feminine sissy
A flanged mace.
I'll come off the goddamn top rope
I wrestled in school for 12 years and I've done traditional chinese martial arts for going on 10. So Wushu, Tai Ji, Sanda, Shuai Jiao. For what it's worth my job requires me to deal with homeless crackhead and methheads on a daily basis. I have had to physically fuck a crackhead's shit up on more than one occasion and I carry a gun to work every day. Last year I literally WWE superslammed a crackhead on the front mat for an attempted robbery of over $700. Then about a month later the cop that arrived when I slammed that crackhead, got shot dead in his front lawn in driveby carried out by another one of my clients. The world is a big and beautiful place.
>got shot dead in his front lawn in driveby carried out by another one of my clients.
You get hired as security by the mob, morons, what?
BJJ twice a week. Boxed from 16-24, and did a few years of judo as well but I wanted to try something different.
It's good, personally I'd learn a striking art before grappling (being able to punch a guy and then back off is better than getting tangled up in a grapple when he might have friends ready to kick your head in) but ideally learn both.
I'm guessing property manager / slum lord.
>visibly living in parents basement
>very average body
>Y ARNT U TURNIN URSELF INTO A WEPON?
this is the person saying you're going to get 'clapped'
Apartment i rent with my gf, chinese shotgun, and id molest you with ease
riiiiight. i bet your "gf" sleeps on the floor mattress with you too
If it wasnt for her there wouldnt be a mattress
Get that mole removed fucking vile
99% of people in US don’t have a private range or land. Even if people wanted to train they simply can’t.