I find the idea that Russian commanders are browsing twitter for updates on the situation in the field because they cant reach HQ both humorous and realistic
Wouldn't get too attached with Kreminna, she's a dirty b***h just begging for it
Far as I know, there's basically no regular Russian forces in Luganda. Its probably almost bereft of basically any manpower when they drafted any swinging dick to go play army man. All up north is just little shitsville nowhere villages and dirt mostly, I'm sure its very nice but has virtually no garrisons or anything much else of military value.
If you ask the average Ukrainian, they'll probably say they got a war with Russia in February. If you ask the Ukrainian military, they will tell you that they got a war with Russia in 2014.
They absolutely and utterly do not give a frick what Russia is doing with its gloves in the corner.
>If you ask the average Ukrainian, they'll probably say they got a war with Russia in February.
Nah, the war started in 2014. It's the Big War that started in February
>in call to his Ukrainian counterpart in the early days of the invasion, Milley asked if he intended to relocate his command center to safer location. “I don’t understand your question” Zalzuhyni said. “For me this war started in 2014. I didn’t run then, I’m not going to run now”
> Shoot rockets? Send his army on the attack maybe?
I've never seen it mentioned here before, but there is another popular cope(besides nukes) in russian communities discussing this war: "muh carpet bombing".
A lot of them are for some reason certain that if war is declared, then all of ukraine would get dresden'd in a blink of an eye, and it didnt happen yet just because putin didnt want to.
Are they unaware that Russia's strategic bomber fleet has been active this entire war, but have only been launching standoff weapons from well inside Russia's borders lest they get clapped by Ukie AA?
The cope in western pro-russian circles is that the airforce is being held back for spooky mysterious reasons, perhaps to fool the guillable HATO into starting an outright war and getting totally obliterated by a desert storm level air campaign
That's even more stupid though. HATO air assets in the European theater outnumber Russia's by a factor of something moronic like 3:1. It would make the Marianas Turkey Shoot look like a fricking joke.
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Rightoids believe whatever the man on the little hand-screen, filmed by a shitty webcam says. And they're all saying that Putin is a master strategist, and the Russian airforce is no-showing because good reasons
The problem with that is you can only hide air forces from (most of) the general public who are morons, not from modern intel.
Lack of victory proves Russian airpower is both weak and poorly employed because of it. Their sortie rates (the first measure of airpower is ability to generate effective combat sorties, not how much shit you have in the boneyard) obviously suck and Uke survival is proof. Their sortie rates suck because of all the usual reasons, lack of spare parts normally highest on the list (you cannot sustain by cann'ing forever and that doesn't work for consumables like seals and gaskets though intact ones are often safe to reuse (TBD by experienced techs).
Typical edgy civillians thinking the army is going soft on the enemy, nothing extraordinary. If only someome ever told them that terror bombing never works
Are they unaware that Russia's strategic bomber fleet has been active this entire war, but have only been launching standoff weapons from well inside Russia's borders lest they get clapped by Ukie AA?
I would drown a city block in cum if I got footage of a formation of Tu-95s getting blown out of the sky on a full moron mission to try and "carpet bomb" major Uke cities.
I would shoot down the next formations in prostatic celebration.
Is there a way /k/ could crowdsource and supply (the easy part with thousands of jars in each of our closets) a Surface Launched Cum Weapon and would would it look like?
My Paint (the poor man's Autodesk suite) skills are lacking.
I think most of the actual vatniks have left /k/ since it's impossible to spin this week as anything other than a complete disaster, 99% of these people are just ironic shitposters. I'm guilty of making a few posts like that myself, I can't help myself.
If all of those crates were filled with packed earth, they would provide at least some level of shrapnel and small arms protection. I doubt they are though.
Weather resistance. That's rather a nice wall. You can fill crates with sand and gravel too and it works pretty well.
For some fun, pack various stuff with sand, earth or gravel and shoot. We found out three one cubic foot boxes of sand will stop .50 BMG in the first two boxes (plain sand, lightly packed).
Rumors are there's a human wave being assembled near Belgorod. The Russian counterattack probably coincides with Putin's totalienkrieg speech in a few hours.
>near Belgorod
Acktually, at Svatove, Starolink and Sieverodonetsk triangle
Z telegram claim that after the Russian barrage the Ukrainian troop with Artillery, the conscripts who just recently arrive will start the offensive to drive the Ukranian back
I said Belgorod and I meant Belgorod you fricking ESL.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I need to become ESL to read the telegram dear mr.EFL
Russian not even include Kharkiv in their cope annexation now, why they even assembling human wave in Belgorod?
When you claim a human assembled in fricking Belgorod it's already sound moronic even from the Vatnik standard
Chances are that they're already aware of it and those fricking "steel rain" HIMARS rockets are going to be pointed in that direction.
Unless they pulled a frickload of arty out of their ass AND suddenly figured out how to SEAD, it's going to be a fricking bloodbath.
Even if they somehow conjured up the equipment and competence to launch an offensive with a non zero change of making real gains, there's no fricking way the Ukies don't see them coming and already know better than they do where all their soft points are.
It'll be a massacre. Magnificent, but not war in any sense that makes sense to me.
>The Russian counterattack probably coincides with Putin's totalienkrieg speech in a few hours
When is he doing the speech? I'm only reading about the supposed speech today on mongolian weaving boards.
Rybar is a fricking schizo pro-RU moron of the worst kind, I genuinely hope he and his family gets gassed.
BUT.
He apologized for spreading bullshit about Snake Island and during the UA counteroffensives, he was pretty honest. There was a lot of cope initially, imaginary counterattacks and nonexistant reinforcements, but overall he provides a pretty decent picture of the current counteroffensives.
I have wondered for a while now why Russians mark themselves with red even on their own maps?
I guess it is a cultural thing, but videogames have taught me that the red are the bad guys while blue or green are the good guys.
Russians unironically see themselves as the eternal ghoul of Europe. I'm not fricking with you. The whole nation gets off of being seen as the big, bad, eastern horde of barbarians. Russian is only content if he knows that Russia is feared in Euripe.
I find it best to conceptualize Russia and the nations shared mindset as of an ancient society had survived i to the modern day, as if they sprung fully formed from being frozen in a fricking glacier or something.
They are violent, dumb, superstitious, and self centered to the point of parody.
Just as the Hittites (and most ancient peoples) would massacre foreign populations with out a second thought, you are dealing with a totally different world view more so than even many Asian nations
>videogames have taught me that the red are the bad guys while blue or green are the good guys.
This is because most video games with shooters and competitive aspects were made in the West, where the default was >NATO Good, USSR/Warsaw Pact bad
And they were colored accordingly. That just spread to everything else because, well, everyone else was doing it, so why not. And now it's standard.
I would wager the two morons would be more combat effective than the average Russian conscript
>Since you've attended public school, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms, so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced.
Evidence for such coordination? While that's how things are supposed to work, not a lot does for gopniks these days. They should hire Republican Guard consultants since at least some of those guys had discipline.
>The descriptions were quite vivid
They were also a LARP. The guy in question claims to be an ex SEAL who served in Vietnam, now running around innawoods at the ripe old age of 79 with 30yo Ukrainian special forces.
Well I respect his service but I've still seen a TON of total bullshit coming from that guy. I don't know about that specific operation but overall he's been one of the least reliable pro-Ukraine sources of the war.
nobody younger than 70 would use the phrase "like shooting squirrels in a pecan orchard". and even then it was a terrible analogy for what he was claiming was happening, because having had that job as a kid, what happens is you shoot one squirrel and the rest hide for the next 30 minutes or so before they get bold again and come back out. it would take a week to burn through a standard load of ammunition in that scenario.
They did bail and ran inna woods when nightfall came, problem is they ran straight into a UKR SoF element holding the encirclement in the middle of the night and got mowed down
You're thinking of Alfa GRU, "Spetsnaz" is an extremely broad term in Russian that means Special Forces. There are a lot of spetsnaz units ranging military to law enforcement.
why the frick is he wasting his special forces in a big battle? they are supposed to be for small quarters combat...hostage situations...assassinations....subterfuge....shit like that
Consider every noob idiot who thinks otherwise, then you'll understand Russian "strategy". Sending Airborne in delicate airmobile vehicles as your "armored" spearheads was like putting out a blacksmith forge with your scrotum.
I can totally believe this being them being left to die with zero support. Spec Ops guys can go only so far when left with fricking nothing. It's basically the VDV again but without airdrops.
^This and idiots who don't get that do get are upcycled into hog chow.
When vatniks sullied my precious /k/ they imagined it would not backfire. They posted Oinkranian memes knowing nothing of either boars or Ukrainians (odd given the vast numbers of both).
I do thank them for trying to cook the meals first but their troops keep jumping out of the burning vehicles. (USSR men were of sterner stuff and set themselves afire before battle out of sheer motardedness.)
Call Of Duty has officially become real life: >an entire brigade of Russian SOF >sits in static positions, waiting to be encircled >blown apart by artillery with intel provided by brits and americans >the rest are shot by motley crews of Ukranians and Westerners
I ran the article through google translate. Losses aren't as extreme as Pfarrer stated. 9 Spetsnaz dead in Lyman, 1 seriously wounded. But over the course of the war, they estimate 75% of the reconnaisance companies of this particular unit have been attrited
https://www-bbc-com.translate.goog/russian/news-63134219?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp
BBC estimated 75% attrition for the reconnaisance of Spetsnaz over the entire war
Turns out special forces are still just humans, and no matter how good you are at team tactics, night fighting, and repelling from helicopters you are still going to fricking die when out gunned, out manned, and encircled
The same thing goes for the special forces of any nation, the most bad ass stoic well trained career soldier in peak physical fitness can still be killed by a bullet fired from a rusty ass rifle held by an illiterate child soldier high on khat
^Deserves a bronze plaque. Operation Red Wings demonstrates how tacticool and genuinely competent troops get self-seduced into stupid ways of fighting.
Today loitering C4ISR is taken for granted. It was also VERY well supported in Southeast Asia (peak FAC attack were Bronco and Skyraider whose roles are easily replaced by more robust, dispersed UAS) but Americans can't remember shit. (Hackworth was right about that and much else when he was a young combat officer.)
tbh half of them probably bailed seeing the shitshow and they're on a beach in Crimea somewhere now, preparing for a trip to Georgia. I mean they're the biggest orks around, it's not like their own are going to stop them if they can't stop Ukie regulars and if that Chechnya book is still correct, then glowmen won't even check if they're dead or not.
It already has. It erased almost all gains that Russia has had in the region since April (Minus the twin cities) and basically shat on the annexation narrative
ah, my bad. Then no, a mass of underequipped infantry will not be able to achieve much when Ukie intelligence will already have their approach vectors marked and ready for every Artillery piece and HIMARS in the region
You've got to remember, not only does every single spy sat in NATO spend every moment of its orbit where it can watch ukraine watching ukraine, but there is a litteral army of analysts watching the feeds at the NRO, CIA, the space force, allied NATO nations, you name em, if they got glowies they're watching. Not a single z marked truck moves in ukraine without NATO knowing about it.
NATO knows where these troops are assembling, and they'll know when they start to move, and they tell the ukes all about it. It's going to be a slaughter. People use the word decimation often, but it actually means kill one in ten. It's going to be much worse than that.
NATO has a better picture of what the russian troops are doing moment to moment than the russian high command, you can depend on that. Also to elaborate on the satellite thing, not only does Russia not have as many spy sat (that means intermittent coverage instead of continuous), their sat's resolution is lower, so you can't see as much, and most importantly, they don't have an army of analists to actually look at the pictures and make sense of them. Without this step, these satellite images are useless. >Surely Putin isn't this stupid though
If he isn't, he hasn't done anything to show it so far.
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Anonymous
>they don't have an army of analists
That’s were you’re wrong, bucko.
2 years ago
Anonymous
didn't they have to crowdsource shit to FRICKING /misc/ when they were is syria?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yup, but the joke was the Russian Army loving men’s buttholes too much.
2 years ago
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Nobody "has to" but credit where due there were some genuinely bright minds in those Syrian breds and they were easily the best PrepHole war threads ever.
Syria is perfect for kino since it's not adjoining civilization on any border and the inhabitants prefer fighting over who is the roachest to food, sex and oxygen. We really need Syrian wars to get hot again while outsiders are distracted defending civilization.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they don't have an army of analists
What if I tell you that they actually have an unlimited amount of them?
2 years ago
Anonymous
They have the army of analysts, but their satellite fleet is obsolete and decaying and not being repaired or replaced.
What's the current cope list for Ukraine. I mean >We will take Keef in 3 days >We will take Keef in 2 weeks >We don't NEED Keef >It was just a feint
.... etc.
We don't need lveef
We don't need Warsaw
We don't need Berlin
We don't need Paris
London is owned by Russia, anyway
We don't need out base at Azores
We don't need Washington DC
We don't need San Francisco
Kill hohol piggies, hurt them, rape them, stew them, dismember their families on live tv, pull out their nails and teeth while a Russian takes a smiling selfie right next to the pig's face, destroy all power plants so the weak piggies die in the hospitals, sabotage transport of pain killers so they cannot escape pain, shoot barrels with highly radioactive waste into their 'country', make it a wasteland, ruin it, make one big cespool.of misery out of it, ...
All of this to hurt the hohol. If we can't have it, then we should make damn sure that we leave it as miserably as possible.
It's amazing how the russoids have been using the same shitty doctrine for over a hundred years now and hasn't come to the conclusion that maybe they should reform the military
I think it's more likely that a strong economy leads to a strong military.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not necesarrily, but a strong economy means
a) there are enough financial resources
b) those who want to be rich go into finance/ consultancy instead of grifting from corruption
c) experienced and well trained auditors and accountants keeping corruption down
also GDP/capita correlates heavily with IQ
>hasn't come to the conclusion that maybe they should reform the military
They come to this conclusion frequently (most recently in 2008), but a powerful military is politically dangerous and also requires that you stop/punish all of the theft, which is even less desirable for the regime. The last two men charged with reforming the Russian Military lasted less than 4 years before being replaced (due to stepping on the toes of the security service and the archthieves) by Shoigu and Gerasimov. Those two have held their positions for a decade now and weren’t immediately cashiered in disgrace back in May, so I presume they’ll survive in their positions until the last days of the regime, which shows how much careful dancers feet and political reliability are desired by the regime.
Do it. Vatnigs don't understand blowback, at all, because they're emotional not intelligent.
The more hate Russia provokes the more it undermines its already poor future. Provoking hate is terrible strategy but Russians cannot resist it. Now the West can get a little payback for all the innocent Europeans vatniks murder, and when vatniks take umbrage their strategic idiocy spiral maintains the cycle.
If Russia didn't want their shit to be pushed in then they shouldn't have invaded. Everything that happens to their army and territory is explicitly on them.
at this point I fully support the death sentence for every fifth columnist aiding and abetting the cause of puccia beyond its borders. After lord haw-haws get made out of a few of them, the rest will learn to shut their traps and take geopolitics more seriously.
So no it isn't important. Because that map shows the rail line has been cut. Thee smart thing to do would be bypass svatove and drive straight for starobilsk.
No, i explained why it USED TO BE important. Without a rail line from Russia it's no longer an important rail hub for Russia now is it?
>It's no longer an important rail hub for Russia
Ok my bad
It's still an important strategic location because of Starolink, but yes not at an important logistic hub anymore because the Ukrainian could shell the road
If you think an authentic shill would put “cum soaked dedovschina” in the name field, you need kys immediately. Otherwise slow down and leash that knee if it’s gonna jerk so hard, you’re practically Pavlov’s Dog at this point and people are going to ring the bell for fun.
Interesting how the oinkrainians were begging for nwgotiations before, bit now that they think they have the upper hand (they don't) they refuse generous proposals to open talks. Typical hohol two-facedness
No worries, Russia treats conquered peoples fairly, even uppity artificial ones like hohols
holy shit i was fricking this tourist russian bawd from tinder and i never understood why she keeps using))
it never occurred to me that morons in russia cannot into emoji)
Well, Zelensky did state multiple times that he is willing to talk. There were even movements being made to begin negotiations in earnest in March, in Turkey. But then the whole Bucha thing happened and since then talks have been off the table pretty much
>Haha dumb khokhol, we are winning and you want a status quo peace deal? No, we want a total victory peace deal >Oh no, now they don't want to negotiate with us? TWO FACED!!! I still want total victory peace deal btw
kill vatBlack person pidors, slash them, beat them to a pulp, dismember them into bite size pieces, hang them from every lamp post in Kyiv, decapitate them, tear them to pieces and let the wild animals and crows feast on their remains
Is peace deal with Russia worth the paper it's written on? Isn't it just time for them to regroup and attack again? Best to give the Russians a beating they won't forget in a hurry. Maybe even instigate an internal collapse.
A peace deal with Putin on the way out? Definitely not. In fact, it's the worst possible thing. A Russian stab in the back myth ready for festering.
A peace deal with whoever comes after, however, might work quite well. Preferably a western-backed reformed dictator with liberal economic policies. The only way to pacify a chronically warnongering nation is to give them a taste of true prosperity.
Naturally, hawks will never let that happen. Russia will be humiliated and further impoverished, breeding resentment and further revanchist moronation
>A peace deal with whoever comes after, however, might work quite well. Preferably a western-backed reformed dictator with liberal economic policies. The only way to pacify a chronically warnongering nation is to give them a taste of true prosperity.
It's not that simple. Thread is dying and I can't lay out my arguments correctly but a West-oriented leader would be nothing but figurehead on a heap of corruption. The entire Russian society, their culture must be changed before they can be trusted again. Otherwise, I can guarantee you we'll see another, even WORSE dictator in <10 years after this one kicks the bucket.
Probably, considering that the Ukrainians were waiting.
Good on them, they even brought a vehicle as a gift. I hope those russians were given a warm meal and a comfortable cell to wait out the war, which is more than Putin was every willing to give them.
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1577677576583135233
imagine being vatBlack folk who can only make up wins because they keep losing all the time lmfao
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Is having a twitter detailing your movements wise?
if it's being reported the russians are already aware
I read somewhere that standard opsec guidance for ukies is to wait 48h before publishing pictures confirming the liberation of a town
I find the idea that Russian commanders are browsing twitter for updates on the situation in the field because they cant reach HQ both humorous and realistic
>at the border of kremina again
TWIN CITIES WITHIN THE WEEK
ITS COMING HOME LADS
link up status: CONFIRMED
Heeresgruppe Süd and Nord linked up.
Need it or keep it?
>they will never link u-ACK!
It's over. If the Russians couldn't hold them at the river they can't hold them, period.
Unconfirmed reports that Spotemgottem is on the sneed.
Is that where they started from back in feb?
no
jesus christ the ass raping that is about to happen to russia.
As long as Svatove and Kreminna are standing everything is ok. No panic.
Wouldn't get too attached with Kreminna, she's a dirty b***h just begging for it
Far as I know, there's basically no regular Russian forces in Luganda. Its probably almost bereft of basically any manpower when they drafted any swinging dick to go play army man. All up north is just little shitsville nowhere villages and dirt mostly, I'm sure its very nice but has virtually no garrisons or anything much else of military value.
Not great, not terrible.
Do you want war with Russia? This is how you get war with Russia
Yes
>report violation
If you ask the average Ukrainian, they'll probably say they got a war with Russia in February. If you ask the Ukrainian military, they will tell you that they got a war with Russia in 2014.
They absolutely and utterly do not give a frick what Russia is doing with its gloves in the corner.
>If you ask the average Ukrainian, they'll probably say they got a war with Russia in February.
Nah, the war started in 2014. It's the Big War that started in February
>in call to his Ukrainian counterpart in the early days of the invasion, Milley asked if he intended to relocate his command center to safer location. “I don’t understand your question” Zalzuhyni said. “For me this war started in 2014. I didn’t run then, I’m not going to run now”
Yes. It's time to end its misery.
please tell me this is a screenshot of some kid dylan killing someone for insulting them online or something
Oh no, what is putin gonna do? Shoot rockets? Send his army on the attack maybe?
> Shoot rockets? Send his army on the attack maybe?
I've never seen it mentioned here before, but there is another popular cope(besides nukes) in russian communities discussing this war: "muh carpet bombing".
A lot of them are for some reason certain that if war is declared, then all of ukraine would get dresden'd in a blink of an eye, and it didnt happen yet just because putin didnt want to.
Are they unaware that Russia's strategic bomber fleet has been active this entire war, but have only been launching standoff weapons from well inside Russia's borders lest they get clapped by Ukie AA?
The cope in western pro-russian circles is that the airforce is being held back for spooky mysterious reasons, perhaps to fool the guillable HATO into starting an outright war and getting totally obliterated by a desert storm level air campaign
That's even more stupid though. HATO air assets in the European theater outnumber Russia's by a factor of something moronic like 3:1. It would make the Marianas Turkey Shoot look like a fricking joke.
Rightoids believe whatever the man on the little hand-screen, filmed by a shitty webcam says. And they're all saying that Putin is a master strategist, and the Russian airforce is no-showing because good reasons
Where even do they come up with these copes from? Do they really think that Putler buried thousands of planes in a hole in the Urals or some shit?
Is it really that much more unrealistic than Qanon and Red Deer?
The problem with that is you can only hide air forces from (most of) the general public who are morons, not from modern intel.
Lack of victory proves Russian airpower is both weak and poorly employed because of it. Their sortie rates (the first measure of airpower is ability to generate effective combat sorties, not how much shit you have in the boneyard) obviously suck and Uke survival is proof. Their sortie rates suck because of all the usual reasons, lack of spare parts normally highest on the list (you cannot sustain by cann'ing forever and that doesn't work for consumables like seals and gaskets though intact ones are often safe to reuse (TBD by experienced techs).
Typical edgy civillians thinking the army is going soft on the enemy, nothing extraordinary. If only someome ever told them that terror bombing never works
I'd shit my pants laughing if they lose a strategic bomber in this frickfrick circus of a war
I would drown a city block in cum if I got footage of a formation of Tu-95s getting blown out of the sky on a full moron mission to try and "carpet bomb" major Uke cities.
I would shoot down the next formations in prostatic celebration.
Is there a way /k/ could crowdsource and supply (the easy part with thousands of jars in each of our closets) a Surface Launched Cum Weapon and would would it look like?
My Paint (the poor man's Autodesk suite) skills are lacking.
Stay a doormat
Did you just arrive here from 23 February 2022?
gloves off, raise your eyebrows, HAVE AT ME!
So what you're saying is that the gloves are coming off?
luhansk is strong
defenses will send the piggies running
I can’t tell if this is bait or legit vatnik cope
Its gotten very hard to tell as they have retreated more and more in to fantasy.
Kharkiv Kherson was just distraction
We always just wanted Donetsk and Luhansk
We have them and will keep them forever
I think most of the actual vatniks have left /k/ since it's impossible to spin this week as anything other than a complete disaster, 99% of these people are just ironic shitposters. I'm guilty of making a few posts like that myself, I can't help myself.
I am Natasha Kerensky of Wolf Oblast and I too agree with my American friend that I make up story. Yee-ha, go Yankies with hot dogs.
Aaaaayyyy, I get that joke.
There is like 5 of them left here. Misc has a lot more who still unironically believe Russia is winning easily.
Forgive my shitty slavscript, is that kremmina?
"Hrekivka"
No clue where that is
Hrekivka
In Lughansk
What is the strategic advantage of building shelters made of wood
>bunker made out of ammo crates
only in puccia
If they fiill it with dirt its not too bad an idea
Dirt was sold.
Dirt is the finest from the Red Forest.
weeks back they found a sauna build out of those, though i can imagine that heated russian wood treatment being good to be near off
Should make for nice cancer fumes if the wood's got creosote or something even worse in it.
This is what happens when you conscript zoomers who grew up on minecraft
sheesh dont diss my speedbridgin cuh fr on god
Comfy
Aww they made a cute Lil z
Crates are probably filled with sand right?
As long as they're not dumb as a rock, yes. So maybe.
Wtf, what wrong with ziggers? Look, they drew little Z everywhere
they were probably bored until hohol shells came to permanently cure their boredom lol
Magical thinking, perhaps with MORE Z they will win.
I mean, uncle Punya said so, right? He promised...
enjoy
Nice.
comfy
>"nyehehehehehehheheheheehheheheh"
needs the eye at the very least
>Lois this is even worse than the time I invaded Ukraine
>''No girls allowed >:(''
to the credit of the conscript who made that, it's better than just sleeping in a half finished shallow dirt trench.
Definitely more comfy than the usual trash-filled goblin pits.
>when memes become reality
what is this timeline
>No girls allowed
They've captured Shoigu's headquarters!
If all of those crates were filled with packed earth, they would provide at least some level of shrapnel and small arms protection. I doubt they are though.
Needs a pepe peeking out the window.
When you see a z on a lean-to you know
some young buck is getting their cheeks busted.
What if we kissed in the Z bunker?
Weather resistance. That's rather a nice wall. You can fill crates with sand and gravel too and it works pretty well.
For some fun, pack various stuff with sand, earth or gravel and shoot. We found out three one cubic foot boxes of sand will stop .50 BMG in the first two boxes (plain sand, lightly packed).
They are probably filled with dirt, which works for small arms and horizontal shrapnel
>one explosion near comfy bunker
>thousands of wooden splinters sent into me and ivans bodies
i feel like this is a really bad idea
implying vatBlack folk have ever had anything amounting to a good idea this whole war
>''No girls allowed >:(''
Just imagine how much gay rape happens in that shack
To be fair, if it is the only thing you got. Then there isn't a problem. It also looks decently built and comfy.
It's for blowjobs in privacy
Tree house when?
>meanwhile wagneroids still earning those pardons in Bakhmut
Tactical advantage?
They're only paid if they advance in Bakhmut
Rybar map. Svatovo operation begins.
Ohnonono
What's she been up to?
She came out against the war. Also she's part of a cult
Busy trying to find a sugar daddy in the west that will operation paperclip her
WTF russBROS WHY ISNT RYBAR DRAWING RED COPE ARROWS ANYMORE?? ITS ONLY BLUE ONES.
ztrannies… it's over…
The russian red ran rushing out
I actually think that this time they are for real preparing some counter-attack. With all those newly drafted meat.
Rumors are there's a human wave being assembled near Belgorod. The Russian counterattack probably coincides with Putin's totalienkrieg speech in a few hours.
Guess those new TDF will get some experience after all
>near Belgorod
Acktually, at Svatove, Starolink and Sieverodonetsk triangle
Z telegram claim that after the Russian barrage the Ukrainian troop with Artillery, the conscripts who just recently arrive will start the offensive to drive the Ukranian back
I said Belgorod and I meant Belgorod you fricking ESL.
I need to become ESL to read the telegram dear mr.EFL
Russian not even include Kharkiv in their cope annexation now, why they even assembling human wave in Belgorod?
When you claim a human assembled in fricking Belgorod it's already sound moronic even from the Vatnik standard
Chances are that they're already aware of it and those fricking "steel rain" HIMARS rockets are going to be pointed in that direction.
Unless they pulled a frickload of arty out of their ass AND suddenly figured out how to SEAD, it's going to be a fricking bloodbath.
Are we at this stage now?
Always have been.
Needs more human waves and barrier troops.
Tovarisch, nooks are the new barrier troops.
No, those guys all got uniforms
what is SEAD
>I CAN'T SEAD
To actually answer your question Neues,
Suppression of Enemy Air Defense
thanks
Prescursor to SNEED
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppression_of_Enemy_Air_Defenses
If you can SEAD, your air power becomes a lot more useful.
>what is SEAD
t. Sergei Dronov (How the frick is the Russian air force's commander's name Dronov are you fricking shitting me)
Submission to Enemy Anal Dicking if you're Russian.
Sucking Eachother And Dying
The precusor to DEAD
Why can't you zoomers just google words you don't know
The internet specifically exists so you idiots can self-educate by endlessly looking up shit and sating your curiosity
>Unless they pulled a frickload of arty out of their ass
M30A1 has an even longer range than the unitary stuff they've been shooting.
Is he doing another speech? Does he think he can just talk his way out of a situation?
Even if they somehow conjured up the equipment and competence to launch an offensive with a non zero change of making real gains, there's no fricking way the Ukies don't see them coming and already know better than they do where all their soft points are.
It'll be a massacre. Magnificent, but not war in any sense that makes sense to me.
>The Russian counterattack probably coincides with Putin's totalienkrieg speech in a few hours
When is he doing the speech? I'm only reading about the supposed speech today on mongolian weaving boards.
Peskov deboonked that shit, but that didn't recieve a flashy news article.
Still, we might get the speech anyway, with Peskov's track record
rybar is pro russian but I still love em
Their maps are so nice and clean
Rybar is a fricking schizo pro-RU moron of the worst kind, I genuinely hope he and his family gets gassed.
BUT.
He apologized for spreading bullshit about Snake Island and during the UA counteroffensives, he was pretty honest. There was a lot of cope initially, imaginary counterattacks and nonexistant reinforcements, but overall he provides a pretty decent picture of the current counteroffensives.
I have wondered for a while now why Russians mark themselves with red even on their own maps?
I guess it is a cultural thing, but videogames have taught me that the red are the bad guys while blue or green are the good guys.
vatniks unironically identity with anything the west sees as evil out of spite. It's like /misc/
Russians unironically see themselves as the eternal ghoul of Europe. I'm not fricking with you. The whole nation gets off of being seen as the big, bad, eastern horde of barbarians. Russian is only content if he knows that Russia is feared in Euripe.
I find it best to conceptualize Russia and the nations shared mindset as of an ancient society had survived i to the modern day, as if they sprung fully formed from being frozen in a fricking glacier or something.
They are violent, dumb, superstitious, and self centered to the point of parody.
Just as the Hittites (and most ancient peoples) would massacre foreign populations with out a second thought, you are dealing with a totally different world view more so than even many Asian nations
>They are violent, dumb, superstitious, and self centered to the point of parody.
Rurals and rustics everywhere.
Well, soviets were red and they were the enemy.
Yeah there are Russian videogames even that are confusing because they draw tactical maps with red representing your team, blue as opposing team
Interestingly enough, the Ukrainian RTS Cossacks also has red as the default player color and blue as the enemy.
because in HOMM 3, red player is player 1 and blue player is player 2
>videogames have taught me that the red are the bad guys while blue or green are the good guys.
This is because most video games with shooters and competitive aspects were made in the West, where the default was
>NATO Good, USSR/Warsaw Pact bad
And they were colored accordingly. That just spread to everything else because, well, everyone else was doing it, so why not. And now it's standard.
akshually it's because wargaming was more or less invented in Prussia and they traditionally had blue uniforms.
Red for communist forces.
I LOVE ENCIRCLEMENTS I LOVE ENCIRCLEMENTS I LOVE ENCIRCLEMENTS
ENCIRCLE ME DADDY POTATOMAN
noooo why won't they meet us on the field of honor instead of this trickery, it's Agincourt all over again
/chug/ status?
There is no panic in /chug/
Completely slipped into parallel reality
>conscriptovich army will stabilize the front
>Vatnigs currently on the front lines specifically ask for non-conscript support
Lmfao
It’s good to see Ghost is back
Svatovebros...
Need it or keep it
Need it.
I would wager the two morons would be more combat effective than the average Russian conscript
i can't believe they linked up
I'd rather see AFU associated with Russian buryats than these people.
t. sneeds it
>Since you've attended public school, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms, so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced.
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dey gettin money doe
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>Verification not required.
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Is that a FAMAS?
war in the pocket is the only gundam worth watching 2bh
*08th MS Team
FTFY
What's the tactical advantage of losing an entire brigade of special forces?
I thought they bailed from Lyman
Was the forest mud path of death THAT deadly
The special forces covered the retreat of the regulars.
Evidence for such coordination? While that's how things are supposed to work, not a lot does for gopniks these days. They should hire Republican Guard consultants since at least some of those guys had discipline.
>Was the forest mud path of death THAT deadly
The descriptions were quite vivid. I would be surprised if we don't see pics at some point.
>The descriptions were quite vivid
They were also a LARP. The guy in question claims to be an ex SEAL who served in Vietnam, now running around innawoods at the ripe old age of 79 with 30yo Ukrainian special forces.
>The guy in question
Chuck Pfarrer? He was a legit SEAL in the 80s
https://navyseals.com/ns-overview/notable-seals/chuck-pfarrer/
Well I respect his service but I've still seen a TON of total bullshit coming from that guy. I don't know about that specific operation but overall he's been one of the least reliable pro-Ukraine sources of the war.
no. thats the guy compiling the blog in San Francisco, the people he talks to are US volunteers in Ukraine
I'm starting to be a bit worried since there haven't been a post since the 30th.
nobody younger than 70 would use the phrase "like shooting squirrels in a pecan orchard". and even then it was a terrible analogy for what he was claiming was happening, because having had that job as a kid, what happens is you shoot one squirrel and the rest hide for the next 30 minutes or so before they get bold again and come back out. it would take a week to burn through a standard load of ammunition in that scenario.
mate, he's been proven to just make shit up.
Source?
They did bail and ran inna woods when nightfall came, problem is they ran straight into a UKR SoF element holding the encirclement in the middle of the night and got mowed down
I can only get so erect
I remember when these guys were basically looked upon here the same way nips in the warring states period saw ninjas
Based spetsnaz doing somersault throwing shovels.
The song is still cool even though a good chunk of them are probably buried in the ground somewhere in Kiev.
Also Russian Spetsnaz breaking bricks:
You're thinking of Alfa GRU, "Spetsnaz" is an extremely broad term in Russian that means Special Forces. There are a lot of spetsnaz units ranging military to law enforcement.
Can you imagine that they didn't even fight WESTERN people and fell like a pantyhose from a five dollar woman 😀
A bunch of fricking homosexual clowns. Probably only trained to suck dicks like the little b***hes they were. They DISGUST ME.
Special forces aren't supposed to fight pitched battles with regular military to begin with, so I don't really know.
why the frick is he wasting his special forces in a big battle? they are supposed to be for small quarters combat...hostage situations...assassinations....subterfuge....shit like that
Consider every noob idiot who thinks otherwise, then you'll understand Russian "strategy". Sending Airborne in delicate airmobile vehicles as your "armored" spearheads was like putting out a blacksmith forge with your scrotum.
Our little Ukrainians. They grow up so fast.
I can totally believe this being them being left to die with zero support. Spec Ops guys can go only so far when left with fricking nothing. It's basically the VDV again but without airdrops.
^This and idiots who don't get that do get are upcycled into hog chow.
When vatniks sullied my precious /k/ they imagined it would not backfire. They posted Oinkranian memes knowing nothing of either boars or Ukrainians (odd given the vast numbers of both).
I do thank them for trying to cook the meals first but their troops keep jumping out of the burning vehicles. (USSR men were of sterner stuff and set themselves afire before battle out of sheer motardedness.)
Call Of Duty has officially become real life:
>an entire brigade of Russian SOF
>sits in static positions, waiting to be encircled
>blown apart by artillery with intel provided by brits and americans
>the rest are shot by motley crews of Ukranians and Westerners
>Ramirez, call in a drone on the russian wienersuckers
>>the rest are shot by motley crews
Vengeance is metal as frick
WHERE IS MY INVASION OF DC???
I'm going to need more corroborations on this
I ran the article through google translate. Losses aren't as extreme as Pfarrer stated. 9 Spetsnaz dead in Lyman, 1 seriously wounded. But over the course of the war, they estimate 75% of the reconnaisance companies of this particular unit have been attrited
https://www-bbc-com.translate.goog/russian/news-63134219?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp
BBC estimated 75% attrition for the reconnaisance of Spetsnaz over the entire war
Turns out special forces are still just humans, and no matter how good you are at team tactics, night fighting, and repelling from helicopters you are still going to fricking die when out gunned, out manned, and encircled
The same thing goes for the special forces of any nation, the most bad ass stoic well trained career soldier in peak physical fitness can still be killed by a bullet fired from a rusty ass rifle held by an illiterate child soldier high on khat
^Deserves a bronze plaque. Operation Red Wings demonstrates how tacticool and genuinely competent troops get self-seduced into stupid ways of fighting.
Today loitering C4ISR is taken for granted. It was also VERY well supported in Southeast Asia (peak FAC attack were Bronco and Skyraider whose roles are easily replaced by more robust, dispersed UAS) but Americans can't remember shit. (Hackworth was right about that and much else when he was a young combat officer.)
tbh half of them probably bailed seeing the shitshow and they're on a beach in Crimea somewhere now, preparing for a trip to Georgia. I mean they're the biggest orks around, it's not like their own are going to stop them if they can't stop Ukie regulars and if that Chechnya book is still correct, then glowmen won't even check if they're dead or not.
>they're on a beach in Crimea somewhere now, preparing for a trip to Georgia
right next to the farm by the beach where nana sent mr. buttons after he got too old.
It averts having to supply them from vital palace funds and if all your talented troops die mid-blowjob they no longer pose a coup threat.
So Svatove falls ---> North Luhansk becomes untenable due to fricked up logistics routes leading to another "goodwill measure"?
No, there is another.
I don't think Russians have any goodwill left.
So can this counter offensive actually achieve anything? Does ZERG rushing even work now?
It already has. It erased almost all gains that Russia has had in the region since April (Minus the twin cities) and basically shat on the annexation narrative
I'm talking about the Russian counteroffensive that is allegedly coming
ah, my bad. Then no, a mass of underequipped infantry will not be able to achieve much when Ukie intelligence will already have their approach vectors marked and ready for every Artillery piece and HIMARS in the region
You've got to remember, not only does every single spy sat in NATO spend every moment of its orbit where it can watch ukraine watching ukraine, but there is a litteral army of analysts watching the feeds at the NRO, CIA, the space force, allied NATO nations, you name em, if they got glowies they're watching. Not a single z marked truck moves in ukraine without NATO knowing about it.
NATO knows where these troops are assembling, and they'll know when they start to move, and they tell the ukes all about it. It's going to be a slaughter. People use the word decimation often, but it actually means kill one in ten. It's going to be much worse than that.
I hope you're right friend. Surely Putin isn't this stupid though
NATO has a better picture of what the russian troops are doing moment to moment than the russian high command, you can depend on that. Also to elaborate on the satellite thing, not only does Russia not have as many spy sat (that means intermittent coverage instead of continuous), their sat's resolution is lower, so you can't see as much, and most importantly, they don't have an army of analists to actually look at the pictures and make sense of them. Without this step, these satellite images are useless.
>Surely Putin isn't this stupid though
If he isn't, he hasn't done anything to show it so far.
>they don't have an army of analists
That’s were you’re wrong, bucko.
didn't they have to crowdsource shit to FRICKING /misc/ when they were is syria?
Yup, but the joke was the Russian Army loving men’s buttholes too much.
Nobody "has to" but credit where due there were some genuinely bright minds in those Syrian breds and they were easily the best PrepHole war threads ever.
Syria is perfect for kino since it's not adjoining civilization on any border and the inhabitants prefer fighting over who is the roachest to food, sex and oxygen. We really need Syrian wars to get hot again while outsiders are distracted defending civilization.
>they don't have an army of analists
What if I tell you that they actually have an unlimited amount of them?
They have the army of analysts, but their satellite fleet is obsolete and decaying and not being repaired or replaced.
wrong
God I hope they do it.
>DMR guy is the one with edgy mask
Fricking typical. Some things never change no matter what culture & race.
> /k/
MODS!
What's the current cope list for Ukraine. I mean
>We will take Keef in 3 days
>We will take Keef in 2 weeks
>We don't NEED Keef
>It was just a feint
.... etc.
We don't need lveef
We don't need Warsaw
We don't need Berlin
We don't need Paris
London is owned by Russia, anyway
We don't need out base at Azores
We don't need Washington DC
We don't need San Francisco
stupid Black person
Sup Fellas, how's the shilling going?
now that youre here the shilling went up by 100% thanks /misc/troon
Kill hohol piggies, hurt them, rape them, stew them, dismember their families on live tv, pull out their nails and teeth while a Russian takes a smiling selfie right next to the pig's face, destroy all power plants so the weak piggies die in the hospitals, sabotage transport of pain killers so they cannot escape pain, shoot barrels with highly radioactive waste into their 'country', make it a wasteland, ruin it, make one big cespool.of misery out of it, ...
All of this to hurt the hohol. If we can't have it, then we should make damn sure that we leave it as miserably as possible.
I_T_T_L
It's amazing how the russoids have been using the same shitty doctrine for over a hundred years now and hasn't come to the conclusion that maybe they should reform the military
it's by intention so Putler doesn't get couped by a strong army led by a strong general.
Reminds me of that video about why arabs lose wars. Seems like democracy is just better when it comes to creating a capable military
I think it's more likely that a strong economy leads to a strong military.
Not necesarrily, but a strong economy means
a) there are enough financial resources
b) those who want to be rich go into finance/ consultancy instead of grifting from corruption
c) experienced and well trained auditors and accountants keeping corruption down
also GDP/capita correlates heavily with IQ
>hasn't come to the conclusion that maybe they should reform the military
They come to this conclusion frequently (most recently in 2008), but a powerful military is politically dangerous and also requires that you stop/punish all of the theft, which is even less desirable for the regime. The last two men charged with reforming the Russian Military lasted less than 4 years before being replaced (due to stepping on the toes of the security service and the archthieves) by Shoigu and Gerasimov. Those two have held their positions for a decade now and weren’t immediately cashiered in disgrace back in May, so I presume they’ll survive in their positions until the last days of the regime, which shows how much careful dancers feet and political reliability are desired by the regime.
>Peace treaty?
The ukranian is currently saying NO.
t. three seconds after posting "i don't know why ukrainians don't just support peace and reconciliation"
Do it. Vatnigs don't understand blowback, at all, because they're emotional not intelligent.
The more hate Russia provokes the more it undermines its already poor future. Provoking hate is terrible strategy but Russians cannot resist it. Now the West can get a little payback for all the innocent Europeans vatniks murder, and when vatniks take umbrage their strategic idiocy spiral maintains the cycle.
Isn't this just going to piss off Russia?
Yes, and?
And?
>Please, slow the offensive down so we can reorganize our troop
No, because Russia will not be a thing when this is all said and done.
If Russia didn't want their shit to be pushed in then they shouldn't have invaded. Everything that happens to their army and territory is explicitly on them.
at this point I fully support the death sentence for every fifth columnist aiding and abetting the cause of puccia beyond its borders. After lord haw-haws get made out of a few of them, the rest will learn to shut their traps and take geopolitics more seriously.
>Won't this piss off the bear?
This is an extremely apt visual metaphor for this whole war
The conscript is slurping
GIVE IT BACK YOU DIRTY BALTIC THIEVES
special ownership change operation
Bravo, Estonia!
no
Someone give me a qrd on why Svatove is important, is it another important rail/logistical hub?
along the main supply route to the Twin Cities, take it and things get hairy for the defenders down south
>is it another important rail/logistical hub?
You can see it from the FP anon...
Sorry I'm moronic and dropped all the way to the bottom of the thread, thanks, anon.
So no it isn't important. Because that map shows the rail line has been cut. Thee smart thing to do would be bypass svatove and drive straight for starobilsk.
>So no it isn't important
>Thee smart thing to do would be bypass svatove and drive straight for starobilsk.
You just explain why it is important
Look at what feeds Svatove anon
>It's no longer an important rail hub for Russia
Ok my bad
It's still an important strategic location because of Starolink, but yes not at an important logistic hub anymore because the Ukrainian could shell the road
No, i explained why it USED TO BE important. Without a rail line from Russia it's no longer an important rail hub for Russia now is it?
"collapsing"
they've literally barely stepped foot over the border
>muh Luhansk
whatever reddit. get back to me when Ukraine hasn't lost 20% of its land while backed by 100% of NATO.
The occupied regions are less than 18% now zigger
>reddit spacing
another shill not briefed on what's going on
L
If you think an authentic shill would put “cum soaked dedovschina” in the name field, you need kys immediately. Otherwise slow down and leash that knee if it’s gonna jerk so hard, you’re practically Pavlov’s Dog at this point and people are going to ring the bell for fun.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
https://nitter.it/markito0171/status/1577689392445100036
Is that young Bogdanoff?
So they were always right about the HATO biolabs? Breeding a new Bogdanoff, those madmen.
o dear
What am I looking at here? Is this good?
it's a nothing burger
the road to kremmina, clearly
it means the guys who escaped lyman are slowly being encircled
is no panic, they still have the road to starobilsk.
He looks like not panicking.
Savior of the white race
Interesting how the oinkrainians were begging for nwgotiations before, bit now that they think they have the upper hand (they don't) they refuse generous proposals to open talks. Typical hohol two-facedness
No worries, Russia treats conquered peoples fairly, even uppity artificial ones like hohols
Russia has literally never treated conquered people fairly since its inception
holy shit i was fricking this tourist russian bawd from tinder and i never understood why she keeps using))
it never occurred to me that morons in russia cannot into emoji)
something about their keyboards makes it difficult to type the : and -
>begging for nwgotiations before
When? I don't remember seeing that.
Well, Zelensky did state multiple times that he is willing to talk. There were even movements being made to begin negotiations in earnest in March, in Turkey. But then the whole Bucha thing happened and since then talks have been off the table pretty much
>Well, Zelensky did state multiple times that he is willing to talk
Yeah after the land was returned.
it didn’t help that russia poisoned their own fricking envoy during one of the negotiations
They literally made a law that forbids any negotiations with puccia while monke is in power
>Haha dumb khokhol, we are winning and you want a status quo peace deal? No, we want a total victory peace deal
>Oh no, now they don't want to negotiate with us? TWO FACED!!! I still want total victory peace deal btw
Ukraine has maintained return of all pre-2014 territories as a minimum requirement since the beginning of the war
>nb4 I was pretending to be moronic
kill vatBlack person pidors, slash them, beat them to a pulp, dismember them into bite size pieces, hang them from every lamp post in Kyiv, decapitate them, tear them to pieces and let the wild animals and crows feast on their remains
These larp posts are getting pretty good. I think mentioning "generous" proposals pushes it a bit
8/10
Is peace deal with Russia worth the paper it's written on? Isn't it just time for them to regroup and attack again? Best to give the Russians a beating they won't forget in a hurry. Maybe even instigate an internal collapse.
A peace deal with Putin on the way out? Definitely not. In fact, it's the worst possible thing. A Russian stab in the back myth ready for festering.
A peace deal with whoever comes after, however, might work quite well. Preferably a western-backed reformed dictator with liberal economic policies. The only way to pacify a chronically warnongering nation is to give them a taste of true prosperity.
Naturally, hawks will never let that happen. Russia will be humiliated and further impoverished, breeding resentment and further revanchist moronation
>A peace deal with whoever comes after, however, might work quite well. Preferably a western-backed reformed dictator with liberal economic policies. The only way to pacify a chronically warnongering nation is to give them a taste of true prosperity.
It's not that simple. Thread is dying and I can't lay out my arguments correctly but a West-oriented leader would be nothing but figurehead on a heap of corruption. The entire Russian society, their culture must be changed before they can be trusted again. Otherwise, I can guarantee you we'll see another, even WORSE dictator in <10 years after this one kicks the bucket.
https://nitter.it/GirkinGirkin/status/1577709040246947842
Today's smartest Russians. I wonder if they called the hotline?
Most certainly it's less painful
https://twitter.com/666_mancer/status/1577697106357354496
>I wonder if they called the hotline?
Almost certain they did since the ukies were already laying there and didn't immediately at4 it.
Probably, considering that the Ukrainians were waiting.
Good on them, they even brought a vehicle as a gift. I hope those russians were given a warm meal and a comfortable cell to wait out the war, which is more than Putin was every willing to give them.
https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1577677576583135233
imagine being vatBlack folk who can only make up wins because they keep losing all the time lmfao
Can russkies dismount a vehicle as well as these guys can?
>shills this badly
Russia just got its ass clapped again it seems