Louisiana Mississippi Alabama

There is literally no reason to go PrepHole in these states. Prove me wrong.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask me how I know you're not a boater or fisherman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about 'gator huntin'?

      https://i.imgur.com/nhUzyla.jpg

      If you live by the Mississippi and you aren’t hunting Nutria you are a piece of shit
      >invasive species, hunting them is good for America
      >get paid four dollars for per tail to the feds
      any Hunter worth their salt can use this plus the meat plus the cheap cost of living in these states to neet eternally. I’m jealous of you.

      So you admit the hiking is so shit that the only way you can get any enjoyment out of these states is killing stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hunting bad
        >boating bad
        >fishing bad
        You can still camp and yes, hike.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, you aren't hiking. Hiking involves significant elevation gain. You're walking through wooded areas, which is all well and good, but it's not hiking.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Hiking involves significant elevation gain.
            In none of the definitions I've looked at does it say this. Hiking is just walking for extensive periods of time and miles. Instead of being a fag with your redefinition of words just say you want to hike mountain trails.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you picking on Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama? You said there’s nothing to do outdoors and got thoroughly blown the fuck out. So you decided you were talking only about hiking, but it absolutely must involve elevation gain or else it doesn’t count.

            I think you’re a fat child who’s opinion just contributes to the noise on PrepHole rather than an actual discussion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Uh yeah the hiking is shit but there’s more to PrepHole than hiking

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I kind of pity anyone who can’t enjoy a leisurely stroll through a lowland pine or mixed hardwood forest because muh elevation gain and muh scenic overlooks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People like that are farsighted. They can't see the beauty under their feet. Might just need the extended views so they don't get lost in the woods.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >boating
        >killing stuff
        Also, the Gulf and Lower Mississippi are littered with National Wildlife Refuges.
        Here's one example that I randomly picked with tons of trails: https://www.fws.gov/refuge/bayou-cocodrie/visit-us/trails
        This is an option if you're looking for some decent ele change: https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/alabama/pinhoti-trail-adams-gap-to-cheaha-state-park
        Admittedly, I'm not too familiar with this part of the country besides New Orleans, but you can find adventures just about anywhere if you search hard enough and expand your range of activities.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hiking is the most NPC PrepHole "activity" there is

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about 'gator huntin'?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk if it's the same as Georgia but it doesn't sound fun at all. You basically just trap them and shoot them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you live by the Mississippi and you aren’t hunting Nutria you are a piece of shit
    >invasive species, hunting them is good for America
    >get paid four dollars for per tail to the feds
    any Hunter worth their salt can use this plus the meat plus the cheap cost of living in these states to neet eternally. I’m jealous of you.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your definition of “out” must be pretty narrow. Really the only thing you can do much of is hiking (which is limited in Louisiana, only OK in Alabama, and pretty much non-existent in Mississippi), or anything involving mountains.

    Louisiana has some of the best fishing in the country, and Mississippi is up there as well. Kayaking down one of the multitude of serene, abandon rivers is unbeatable. The cypress swamps are truly remarkable. Fishing in a brackish marsh is incredible (and a kayak can launch from anywhere). If you’ve got the money you can get into any of the bays and bayous, or venture further into the Gulf and fish deeper waters.

    LA and MS boast some of the densest white tail dear populations in the country. Turkey hunting is pretty good too. You know those ducks that “fly south for the winter?” Where do you think they go? And hunting season is in “winter,” where lows don’t always dip below freezing. Also hog hunting.

    Bird watching is always going to be better in coastal areas. Entomology and herpetology will always be better in a swamp. There are 48 species of snakes in Louisiana, which is a tiny state compared to Texas (62) and Nevada (52).

    Alabama has 170 miles of the Pinhoti trail as well as the largest wilderness area east of the Mississippi River (Sipsey Wilderness). Most of it is abandoned. While the normies are crowding Pensacola, Orange Beach and Gulf Shores are just as white and just as beautiful.

    The beautiful thing about hiking in any of these states is that basically no one else does it. There’s a 30 mile loop in central louisiana that I’ve done a few times, and over the three days of hiking it takes I often don’t see anyone.

    It’s hot tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >30 mile loop in central LA
      Are you talking about Kisatchie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the big loop. Closed to ATV’s and pretty much abandoned from January 1st until May.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Alabama Scenic River Trail (ASRT) is a water trail that spans the state of Alabama.[1] The trail starts in northeast Alabama on the Coosa River's Weiss Lake at the Georgia-Alabama state line and ends at Fort Morgan, Alabama, where Mobile Bay meets the Gulf of Mexico. It comprises sections of the Coosa, Tallapoosa, Alabama, and Mobile rivers. Extending more than 630 miles, the ASRT is "the nation’s longest one-state river trail". Because the trail's route extends through diverse topographic and climatic conditions, paddlers along the trail may encounter a wide and changing variety of flora and fauna.[3] Over one hundred trail access points and nearly that many campsites are available for public use, many provided by private landowners who are known as "trail angels."[3] Although most paddlers take on only a section of the trail, some "through paddlers" have completed the entire route from Weiss Lake to Mobile Bay.[4][5]

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No point trying to convince some sissy boy who has to feel like hes in a national geographic magazine in order to appreciate nature

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well its a good state if you like boating...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >city floods
      >people stranded, mostly old black folks and infirm
      >based Louisiana PrepHoleists just show up out of nowhere and start driving boats down flooded streets

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun_Navy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, imagine Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama living in your head free like this.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mississippi has some really nice swamp trials, and there's all kinds of great fishing places. I could live off the land by fishing alone here. Plus, all the bugs keep away city gays and tourists.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The island camping around Toledo Bend is really comfy

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP:
    >this place sucks!

    Everyone in the thread:
    >no, you’re just retarded

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was in the Air Force from 2001 (got to basic training on September 7, 2001... lol) to 2007.

    I was stationed at Barksdale AFB, in Bossier City, which is basically right next to Nawluns.

    Not only did I get 9/11ed, I got Katrina'd, and I did it all while being forced to live in Louisiana.

    Anyway, it sucks in general to live in that hot, moist, mosquito-infested hellpit, but it's not all bad. Noodling/catfishing is based, mudbugs are based, Cajun and Creole food in general is tasty, fanboats are based, and although the entire state has that "economically depressed gloom" hanging over it and is full of trailer trash-tier people, frankly the culture is... actually interesting, instead of a big fuckin' nothing like 90% of areas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bossier City is in the north west corner of the state, 5 hours from New Orleans to n the south east, and Katrina didn’t come anywhere near it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but that line doesn't really do Katrina justice. Get a map that shows the size of the storm too, Katrina was an absolute UNIT.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bossier City is in the north west corner of the state, 5 hours from New Orleans to n the south east, and Katrina didn’t come anywhere near it.
        It's been fifteen years and I went to Mardi Gras almost every year (until Katrina), so it seems I've developed a shitty geographical memory of the state and began thinking Nawluns was right next door, when in fact it was Shreveport.

        When you get older, you'll understand.

        But if you'd thought your "gotcha" through a little more, you might have remembered that the US military mobilized its members to go to Nawluns (and surrounding areas) to help with storm/flood relief. I was no exception.

        I can't be fucked right now, but I still have my old military records listing where I was stationed, and when it's convenient I'll screenshot them with redactions and timestamp. I was there, no doubt about it.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LA is literally “sportsman’s paradise”
    >no reason to go out

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the issue with the good outings in that area is that hurricanes, like the previously mentioned katrina, also like those areas.

    i lived in the river parishes and all the fun me and my friends did would be interrupted by a big storm's aftermath for maybe a week or so.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. It's too hot and humid to actually enjoy anything. Life in these states is pure suffering.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stay the fuck out of my Homochitto yankee

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