>look up what happens at the government power transformer near job

>look up what happens at the government power transformer near job
>it's a nuclear weapons testing facility and it's expanding
>it will expand by an order of magnitude over the next ten years to support an enhanced physics mission with a new fusion reactor, a fermion plasma confinement and a dimensional manifold spallator
>it will also build the biggest cannon, ever, 850 feet below the surface just to do low-power nuclear fuse detonations with
>the particles generated are so powerful they can actually penetrate all that dirt and be detected by homebrew instruments
>it's powerful enough to generate higgs bosons, and is literally called the "gun facility"
>ask our local radio guy (works at lgs) about it and he's like yeah he knows when they turn it on because his house gets filled with gamma rays and makes his microwave bug out
>this actually explains why our breakroom microwave bugs out constantly
>also explains all the drones flying around and CIA vans
>ask my chemist friend about it (also shops at lgs) and he shows me his security clearance and can't talk about it

I thought Biden was a hippie wtf how do I protect myself against this? My house is less than mile main "ignition" facility and will be less than 500 feet horizontal from the new gun facility. I'm the 5th generation to live here and we all thought it was a mortar range. I'm getting really paranoid because they're installing the first quantum supercomputer there too.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where all the train foamers walk across my property to take pictures, it's where oakland's garbage goes

      worryingly I also did a quick check on the EPA's website and apparently every property around me is also a superfund site. I didn't know this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, maybe you should be the last generation to live in that house. Not because of the nuclear shit - living on a superfund site is not good for your health.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >train foamers
        Okay that’s how I know you aren’t bullshitting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        protip: never live near airports or military bases.
        Horrendously contaminated soil and water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Lives near LLL.
        OH BOY, I am vaguely familiar with that area. I recommend getting in touch with a good lawyer, threatening some protests/lawsuits and heavily implying that you'll take a generous payout to sell up and move out. They'd pay and probably pay quite a lot to keep you from being a problem.
        >But muh 5 generations.
        That sucks but if you try to hold out there you are going to be the last dye to some "accident" or "contamination that we didn't know about" resulting in a case where dead men file no lawsuits.

        They fucked up your shit, they're responsible for making it right. Unfortunately that's not going to involve you staying in a nuclear test area and being used as a piece of equipment to see how much ionizing radiation a piece of meat can take.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yea but the money is good, and I can shoot guns whenever I want

          OP do you own any houseplants? Weird question but can you take a photo of them or describe them to me? Preferably a photo

          no we don't, we used to have a well but it went dry over fifty years ago. Nothing grows up here due to the sun, and never did. It used to be all pasture before the drought now it's all turning to dust. I have to subscribe to a truck wash since the wind cakes everything in dust because it can't rise out of the valley

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Houseplants won't grow? Or garden plants?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              not really no. I got a cactus once, one of those small ones you put on a desk, but despite exposing it to sunlight and watering it daily it died within a few weeks. Our aquarium was the same way, I spend $200 on a special water purifier/oxygenator just to have the fish die within a month. Even those chia pet things wouldn't grow well, I had the garfield one and it got about 3/8" then died. Mom's attempt at a garden worked but all her tomatoes kept mixing together and killing themselves by using up all the fertilizer. It's a pretty dry area so this is expected.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why the fuck would you water a cactus daily
                Because of your retardation it's difficult to determine if the growth is poor due to gamma radiation or your ineptitude

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                plants need water right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Where do cactus's grow anon? Think it rains every day in the fucking desert you retard. Different plants need different levels of light amd water holy shit your dumb

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pretty certain arizona has morning dew and thunderstorms cuh

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it does not have morning dew
                however there are definitely thunderstorms during monsoon season which is now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cacti store water to survive hot conditions, they don't need it daily like a regular plant. Like a succulent.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                like boobs?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                water? like from the toilet? hahaha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >watering a cactus

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Watering a cactus is probably the most retarded shit you have said yet. And the bar was high.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can buy land that you can shoot on somewhere else nearby that's not a complete dust bowl. It all depends how much federal monopoly money they're willing to throw at you to remove you as an obstacle. As long as that amount is equal to or less than the cost of covering up an "accident" they'll pay out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >somewhere else nearby that's not a complete dust bowl
              *complete RADIOACTIVE dustbowl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >yea but the money is good, and I can shoot guns whenever I want
            You can't spend money or shoot guns whenever you want when you get fucking penis cancer from another year of casual every day gammaray showers, you fucking moron.

            Raise a stink and MOVE. Cut your goddamn losses, they've ruined the land and you have to flee, see if you can encourage some close friends to do the same. You gonna do it now, or you gonna wait until one day you're nutting, and that's not jizz that you're jizzing, it's blood, and realize Anon was right all along?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >and I can shoot guns whenever I want

            all that matters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this strongly implies those train riders are being irradiated

        >Annual ridership 227,900 (2021)

        and it goes through a tunnel, I seen it driving on the freeway. You know, the freeway that's usually a parking lot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That depends. There can be a pretty big difference between riding in a train past an area with contamination or radioactive experimentation going on vs. living/sleeping/shitting/eating there day in/out for years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            like the orks who dug trenches in the middle of Chernobyl's Red Forest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I seen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That depends. There can be a pretty big difference between riding in a train past an area with contamination or radioactive experimentation going on vs. living/sleeping/shitting/eating there day in/out for years.

          Literally wont even notice on the blip of your life. You're in a sealed box and going past it like once for a short period of time.
          Radiation problems come from exposure rate + time. The box stop you breathing in alpha and beta emitters, the short time will protect you from the rest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw took the Altamont Commuter Express from San Jose all the way to Stockton a few years ago

          Are my gonads fucked now?

          Also, holy fuck that is a beautiful picture. Must've been taken in March like when I was there. California's browner than a room full of Mexicans most of the year.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bro area 51 is fake shit compared to lawrence livermore, how did you not know about that? it's where the glowmorons get their glow

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Im convinced the majority of shenanigans occur in the Australian outback nowadays. The lesser members of five eyes are less nosey than the yanks. The glow boobs near me were mentioned a frightening amount of times during the snowden links, and thats just surface level information tapping shenanigans, imagine what they can do with a chunk of Australian desert the size of France.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finally, a good schizo ramble

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never seen one of these that’s actually perfectly justified before

      >Lives near LLL.
      OH BOY, I am vaguely familiar with that area. I recommend getting in touch with a good lawyer, threatening some protests/lawsuits and heavily implying that you'll take a generous payout to sell up and move out. They'd pay and probably pay quite a lot to keep you from being a problem.
      >But muh 5 generations.
      That sucks but if you try to hold out there you are going to be the last dye to some "accident" or "contamination that we didn't know about" resulting in a case where dead men file no lawsuits.

      They fucked up your shit, they're responsible for making it right. Unfortunately that's not going to involve you staying in a nuclear test area and being used as a piece of equipment to see how much ionizing radiation a piece of meat can take.

      OP listen to this anon, bitch to the feds get your bag and get the fuck out before you get some new type of ass cancer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERFERING WITH MY MICROWAVE
        >they actually legitimately are

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dimensional manifold spallator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It uses heavy atoms under high pressure to distort gravity in a way that allows for holes into higher dimensions to exist. Quarks are then piped through a magnetically confined structure (the manifold) and spallates when it touches matter. The spallation is high powered radiation comparable to a neutron star exploding and can explode your flesh like a grape if you stand near it. The idea is that if we explode these enough, we can learn how to use entangled photons in higher dimensions to use as bomb fuses, and this will allow for much more compact nuclear weapons. It'd also allow for quantum circuitry, which would make quantum computing much easier as it could handle it's own synchronization without use of a normal computer.

      This is all holographic so we're only looking at shadows of the real object, which has a five or six dimensional structure. Interacting with these things meaningfully requires large energy levels. It's like a pokemon card.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you see that video yesterday about penta quarks being a bigger part of normal quarks then we thought?

        They also changed the definition of mass to include the movement of Gluons as part of the mass generated by quarks. That is to say the movement of the bits keeping the quark together generates the mass of the quark.
        Weird shit to me but do you have any idea's on how this would change our Dakka situation?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Think about it. If most mass comes from quarks touching each other, then if you take a bunch of quarks and smash them into things and find a way to contain this you now have a way to generate very large masses if suitable amounts of protons are inserted. Do this enough, and you've made so much gravity that it collapses in on itself into a big entropic soup. Make a big enough soup and hawking radiation will shoot out and (ideally) poke a hole through the bent universe into some other place, like a higher dimension. Then you can pull out particles from that dimension, which conceivably would have a 3D plane similar to our own. And use that to create a lot of neutrons to pop the cork on a U-235 atom. The black hole would then fizzle as it spallates with matter around it. All of this would be controlled by magnets and entangled photons.

          If it's something that's based on kinetic energy, which is still only theory, then you could just make a big quark accelerator that spins quarks so fast and under such high pressure where it does all of this very quickly and very easily in a small, highly compact device resembling a radioactive hockey puck. It'd also be useful as a laser as it could cut through all known materials. It could also make a rocket that could reach lightspeed and/or a warp drive if sufficient quantities of high-density mass are sacrificed. It'd work like the dark matter drive from Warhammer, but far more dangerous and radioactive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's fucking neato man. Quantum bombs from outer space. Sounds like a megadeath album. I'm gunna ponder this for a while.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/VSJp6W8.jpg

            Did you see that video yesterday about penta quarks being a bigger part of normal quarks then we thought?

            They also changed the definition of mass to include the movement of Gluons as part of the mass generated by quarks. That is to say the movement of the bits keeping the quark together generates the mass of the quark.
            Weird shit to me but do you have any idea's on how this would change our Dakka situation?

            It uses heavy atoms under high pressure to distort gravity in a way that allows for holes into higher dimensions to exist. Quarks are then piped through a magnetically confined structure (the manifold) and spallates when it touches matter. The spallation is high powered radiation comparable to a neutron star exploding and can explode your flesh like a grape if you stand near it. The idea is that if we explode these enough, we can learn how to use entangled photons in higher dimensions to use as bomb fuses, and this will allow for much more compact nuclear weapons. It'd also allow for quantum circuitry, which would make quantum computing much easier as it could handle it's own synchronization without use of a normal computer.

            This is all holographic so we're only looking at shadows of the real object, which has a five or six dimensional structure. Interacting with these things meaningfully requires large energy levels. It's like a pokemon card.

            Not a PrepHole guy but would it be possible to change/regulate the speed of the moment of these bits/Gluons/whatever to change the apparent mass of an object or objects in a field?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I mean we do it all the time but to do it perfectly only works on quantum computer simulations of time crystals right now.

              Unless i'm wrong. Kinda wanna know right now. Because i'm thinking time crystals are what's used to slip penta quarks into regular quarks and were just not seeing it. But i'm really far out of my depth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                inverse correlation, a time crystals fluctuating state is the result of those internal changes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That makes more fucking sense thanks. Space is gunna be scary as balls if this kind of tech is just hanging around at society level. Maybe that's the real reason we don't see many aliens. Too many faulty quantum drives repaired on the cheap and eaten by space's equivalent of a glory hole.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yes, if you could somehow localize a field strong enough to mess with the electrostrong force between each quark inside each proton. This would require a very accurate laser, the type of which is normally housed within particle accelerators. Or the national ignition facility. These effects become more profound and relevant if you're trying to diagnose why your quantum computer keeps popping it's gaskets when it keeps spinning up, kind of like head gasket failure. All these things exist within the LLL.

                I guess what I mean is, instead of say... increasing the movement and thus the mass, decreasing the movement and reducing their mass? For propulsion/movement purposes that is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sure, but you'd have to freeze superhot plasma to near zero. You'd then create a massless object, like photons, that would then expand out at lightspeed as gamma rays. This is enough to kill someone standing over 100 feet away.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I mean instead of "warp drive", more like "UFO that doesn't seem to be aware of mass being a thing".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. I think that's gunna be a quantum bubble. Or possibly an emmeted nano craft assembling and reassembling. We seem to be able to send really smart things on really small particles. Maybe this is a species that figured out how many angels can dance on the end of a pin.

                It would also explain them reforming like this.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >quantum bubble
                ?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Spinning space around you so fast you get a temporary personal space bubble. Then you push it somewhere.

                In this case, if they are smart enough to get here then they are smart enough to make this happen so small they might be able to zip around the galaxy in self forming ships by throwing atom sized ships into the void on lasers and rebuilding themselves on the other side.

                Fax machine tech in forth dimensional space.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Spinning space around you so fast you get a temporary personal space bubble. Then you push it somewhere.

                In this case, if they are smart enough to get here then they are smart enough to make this happen so small they might be able to zip around the galaxy in self forming ships by throwing atom sized ships into the void on lasers and rebuilding themselves on the other side.

                Fax machine tech in forth dimensional space.

                So, you're either a glow moron or supremely autistic. Assuming the latter, what's your bullshit meter of Bob Lazar?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The fuk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, glowmoron. Well if you guys are hiring autists with poor STEM but high in schizophrenia, you know how to contact me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yes, if you could somehow localize a field strong enough to mess with the electrostrong force between each quark inside each proton. This would require a very accurate laser, the type of which is normally housed within particle accelerators. Or the national ignition facility. These effects become more profound and relevant if you're trying to diagnose why your quantum computer keeps popping it's gaskets when it keeps spinning up, kind of like head gasket failure. All these things exist within the LLL.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It could also make a rocket that could reach lightspeed and/or a warp drive if sufficient quantities of high-density mass are sacrificed. It'd work like the dark matter drive from Warhammer, but far more dangerous and radioactive.

            I approve, praise the emperor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            first of all, youre a dimwit.
            the mass in the universe does not come from quarks or the interactions between them, but rather from the gluoens (a sphere of potential and virtual particles that transmit the socalled strong (force). the movement of those virtual gluons within the atomic structure is what interacts with the higgs boson.
            so for your gun you would have to literally create a force out of nothing. Please enlighten us on how you plan on creating a force. with no other real analog (i.e. electric current inducing magnetic force) other than having a black hole do the thing you try to concoct.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              anon, you are posting in a schizo ramble thread. One with like, actual shit happening backing it, but a ramble thread nonetheless.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think this rambling is neat, but the anon is equally retarded as the people he's calling dim-wits.
                If he actually knew shit, he would just do a quick info dump to make things clear and disprove the schizo theories, but he didn't - therefore he knows just as much as the rambler until proven otherwise.
                >urrr durr why would someone waste their time explaining stuff on 4chins
                Why would someone waste their time browsing PrepHole?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i just like smoking weed and the word dimwit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                kewl
                I get an average of 109 to a max of 122 depending on the test.
                Doesn't mean I'm not retarded.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm growing more and more convinced that quantum physics is just one massive grift so that people with PhDs can make up words all day and pretend they're operating on a different plane than us normal folks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's even worse friend.
            The stuff we know is basic. we can't even become a type one society let alone become gods yet. But we are getting closer. Faster. We didn't understand mass until like, a month and a half ago. Now we have a massive dong shaped lever to crack open the secrets of the world. seal a sandstorm inside a bubble the size of an atom and using it to stand on or switch on a lightbulb.

            That's what you and i are doing right now. The sandstorm is gluons and it's movement give mass to the quarks that retain the gluons inside it's self.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, so how does this help us fight WW3

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Short answer?
                Gravity bombs or super lasers.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’d fuck that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post link to vid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just deal with his accent poor guy's trying to help

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but can it, or have they, found the clitoris?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In the words of god from xkcd, Stop looking for the Higgs Bosin and we'll talk.

          Ah, glowmoron. Well if you guys are hiring autists with poor STEM but high in schizophrenia, you know how to contact me.

          Hahaha.
          They are never gunna believe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, in other words "can never be found".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          spock finds it in the original 1979 movie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That was the Cervix of V'ger, which was defiantly penetrated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So this is like the Arrowhead Project from The Mist.
        moron, if that's the case then you're going to die in a very lovecraftian way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now THIS is schizo posting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          given how amplitude is an implied fifth dimension, you can just compress a lot of mass into a single spot and poke it through folds in space to create entanglement. Then it works like an FM radio, but it's powerful enough to ionize air and create a huge arc flash. Presuming it's dark matter, this creates a situation where intra-particle forces could theoretically be manipulated like a state of matter and then create new types of very high energy reactions to build new states of matter with. Through careful manipulation of gravity we could create spaces where time flows backwards, ie where entropy decreases, and the isolated system would revert back to it's infinitely dense near-big bang state. This would violently suck in space around it, and instead of physically flying to another galaxy we could just manifold our way there by creasing space and riding along the newly created 2-dimensional line where the speed of light is higher relative to our own. Passengers onboard would feel normal as space itself would be bent, not physical matter.

          and then we could manufacture these things into small pellets and shoot them at people, which would be like an electricity bomb to the naked eye (it would also destroy eyes, much like strong electrical flashes). This could also make missiles that act like lasers, approaching c within a few moments en route to target and then using it's combined warhead and additional kinetic energy to destroy it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics
        >I told them I have a theoretical degree in physics.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah he knows when they turn it on because his house gets filled with gamma rays and makes his microwave bug out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had good luck with TV remotes unless I installed one of those IR boosters and every CRT I've owned has also bugged out weird like the display would shift away from the screen. I just thought it was normal because all of our neighbors were the same. I don't know any of this physics stuff though, I know this place as a fence and how I got in trouble once for messing with fireworks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Consider moving.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch out for resonance cascades

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't live in New Mexico, do you?

      >Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >In hydrodynamic testing, non-fissile isotopes, such as uranium-238 and plutonium-242, are subjected to enough pressure and shock that they start to behave like liquids (hence the 'hydro' in hydrodynamic). Radiographs (x-ray photographs) can be used to obtain information on the resulting implosion; computer calculations based on these test results are used to predict how a nuclear weapon would perform. Multiple view hydrodynamic testing (experiments to look at the flow of adjacent materials as they are driven by high explosives) and dynamic testing (experiments to study other effects of high explosives), combined with computer modeling, provide the only means of obtaining design data in the absence of nuclear testing.

    >In a hydrodynamic test, inert material (e.g., 238U or a simulant for plutonium) is imploded to determine how well the high-explosive system functions. The testing program for an unboosted implosion device primarily ensures that the hydrodynamic behavior of the implosion (particularly of a hollow pit) is correct. The simplest way to do hydrodynamic testing is to implode inert pits made of a simulant for fissile material (e.g., natural uranium instead of HEU) while using any of several "old fashioned" means to observe the behavior of the heavy metal. One such technique is to use a pin-dome, essentially nothing more than a precisely machined insulating "champagne cork" with a large number of protruding radial pins of different distances placed at the center of the implosion region.

    https://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/intro/hydrodynamic.htm

    this is cool but wouldn't exploding this into the air make it fly around? Is uranium safe to breathe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fact: googling hydrodynamic testing automatically places your gmail on a permanent government watchlist. They're watching you!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on them, I use Yahoo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a dirty bomb

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it goes away after a few years right?

    • 1 month ago
      BigC

      damn theyre literally detonating dirty bombs right next to the bay area, imagine how much dust escaped the site from every one of those tests
      fucking crazy lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not as much as the radioactive paint sandblasted off at hunters point. San Francisco is still mad about this because they can't redevelop the area without shaving down four inches of land first. The US Navy bottled it in drums and deposited in some trench near Fiji.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that the monolith?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought Biden was a hippie
    Biden is a senile retard who's been owned by credit card garden gnomes for most of his adult life, he's not in control of his own bladder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhmm based?

      Are they going to heterocide us with nuclear weapons? Maybe we were the gays all along as we were unwilling to do it to them first

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>the particles generated are so powerful they can actually penetrate all that dirt and be detected by homebrew instruments

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what I think it is? What's the story here, how dead are they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Possibly a RTG if it is they're probably fine unless they looked straight down it or pointed it at themselves.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How the fuck did they happen upon an abandoned RTG?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what about that place looks abandoned?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The RTG was clearly abandoned or stolen, who the fuck said anything about a place?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe from an old Soviet piece of equipment or installation?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Abandoned soviet nuclear lighthouse, probably. They're all over the place up north

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's easier than you think, even outside of Russia.
            Just go to an abandoned hospital in a shithole and there's a chance you'll find an old radiotherapy unit with a cobalt-60 capsule. Don't try to pry open the cylinder to collect the magic blue glowing powder though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        russian PrepHole has lots of chemists, electrical engineers, and radiologists who have casual access to radioactive devices. In a different video, a guy bought the radioactive thing that makes MRIs work home and turned it on, which set off the radiological attack alarms on his block

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          okay this made me chuckle, makes me want to learn Russian so I can lurk there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >radioactive thing that makes MRIs work
          >MRIs work
          >MRIs

          MRIs are by definition not radioactive and don't have any part that generate radioactivity. They use superconductivity for their shenanigans.

          He probably got a x-ray tube from some old defunct x-ray machine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was Russian MRI, comrade. Superior Soviet era MRI technology is not pussy ass Western magnets'n'sheeeitt.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >be in med school
            >we have a lot of really old xray instruments in the basements
            >apparently the school had really high electricity bills for a couple of months, but no one cared since it was payed by government funding
            >finally they investigate
            >turns out someone not only managed to turn three chest x ray lamps on, but he also did some kind of electrical thingy with which they fired a dose every minute
            >it was aimed on a wooden door to irradiate everyone passing through a corridor
            >they never found who did this

            also they once forgot to turn off UV disinfecting lights for a day when there were classes in the room, so bout 100 students had moderate burns

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >radioactive thing that makes MRIs work
          >MRI
          >Magnetic Resonance Imaging
          bro an MRI doesn't have anything radioactive in it. It uses a massive magnetic field to force the nuclei of the atoms in your body (or anything else) to align, then detects when they flip around.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My moron you are in danger

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move or go blow shit up. If you choose the latter film it and write a bitching manifesto plz

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP do you own any houseplants? Weird question but can you take a photo of them or describe them to me? Preferably a photo

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re going to get skyneted.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>it's powerful enough to generate higgs bosons, and is literally called the "gun facility"

    PrepHole temple confirmed. We must make a pilgrimage. Who are we sacrificing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Who are we sacrificing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon you fool, we can't use jannies as payment, they do it for free

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn dude you live at black mesa??

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did someone show you his security clearence?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably his cac card, remember that we are talking with someone who watered a cactus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And figured the reason his fish died was radiation intead of the billion other things that fish die from. If ops not a schitzo then its deginetly a larp

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I actually think the fish died because I forgot to water it, I just don't like plants and it's really hard to grow them around here regardless. If it was something else I'd probably be retarded or something

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have any PrepHoletier habbenings or spooky pasta anon?

    And seriously, get a government settlement and save yourself cancer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP is the PrepHole factor because he lives in a glorified trailer park behind a salvage lot. I know because I got a bunch of rigging outposts from the lot and the whole area is crawling with homeless people and reeks of weed. All the signs are shot out and the local church is like some UFO shit mixed with calvinism, I dated a girl who was into it and now she's some sort of vegan psychedelic shivanaut. I avoid it when I drive to my mom's house since everyone there is a scumbag who'll hit you up for money. Really wish the city would just demolish the whole fucking place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the local church is like some UFO shit mixed with calvinism
        Redneck Scientology?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          joe rogan’s target demographic

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monitoring this thread. Hope you don't mutate, OP.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think nuclear reactions aren't real. The US government lies about them. Nuclear weapons are used to scare Americans into not opposing the FBI.

    • 1 month ago
      BigC

      bait
      we nuked japan (and should do it again)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damage was indistinguishable from previous firebombings of Japan ordered by LeMay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          friend of my dad saw the flash

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Gordon Freeman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional. We've assured the mods that nothing will go wrong.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you live in the desert OP
    I love this aesthetic

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are scared shitless because of what the long lived did to Russia. Ironic considering most of the long lived are broadly pro-western

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought Biden was a hippie wtf
    The deep state rigged the 2020 election and they're the ones running things now.
    The situation is worse than you think.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >2020
      Anon elections didn't mean anything well before then. Your pic related.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >2020
      Every single election since WW2 have been rigged.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *Every single election since 1860 have been rigged.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Possible, I haven't really bothered with researching the pre WW2 elections.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >redneck ufo cultists larping as church
    >glitching electronics
    >giant underground nuclear gun sending strange particles to fuck with people's microwaves
    >locals watering cactuses despite living in the desert for 5 generations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a cool place to live, unironically

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vmalI5O.png

        >redneck ufo cultists larping as church
        >glitching electronics
        >giant underground nuclear gun sending strange particles to fuck with people's microwaves
        >locals watering cactuses despite living in the desert for 5 generations

        OP is the protagonist in a Sci-fi fps game, or maybe he's just the NPC who leaves behind story notes while the protag uses his corpse and house as an ammo restock.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That desert map of The Sims where all the weird shit happens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a cool place to live, unironically

      >watering a cactus

      [...]
      OP is the protagonist in a Sci-fi fps game, or maybe he's just the NPC who leaves behind story notes while the protag uses his corpse and house as an ammo restock.

      I want to remind you, the West is the best, just get here and we'll do the rest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Welcome to Nightvale

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You've convinced me it's worthwhile to go to grad school

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > new fusion reactor, a fermion plasma confinement and a dimensional manifold spallator
    sometimes I worry that some scientist will invent something that ends the whole world and we're all instantly killed. If it's bad enough it will break into the 4th dimension and reset the universe to before the big bang.

    I often wonder that the Cyclic Universe theory is true, and that it's always some intelligent life that causes it to cycle through their own stupidity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you're afraid of the quantum vacuum?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a fun video

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, don't worry too much about it. Consider that all of the world's nuclear arsenal would not be able to kill more than about half of America's and Russia's populations (the ecological effects would be disastrous but not world ending).

      We probably could not eradicate our entire species if we even tried.

      • 1 month ago
        BigC

        >We probably could not eradicate our entire species if we even tried.
        Definitely could with biological agents, I don't see any other way tho

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I barely understand this thread, but it sounds like you probably ought to move anon. You sound like the writer of a backround lore note from a Fallout game.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huh, I live near livermore thought it was just a garbage dump. didn't realize they also create portals with it. this explains all the military convoys, I thought it was just exercises like in bakersfield. btw, will not comply

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should buy a crowbar.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh native pride
    Fucking get up and move you dumb fag, people like you are the worst.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh holy shit a /kommando found the alien gun.

    Were only supposed to have that shit for final stands. Or if god isn't as nice as we think.
    Strange little world we live in. But yeah man i think it's time to talk to some lawyers about this information just to be prepared.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anon gets atomic gamma ray time crystals quantum interfering with his cactus
    >all I have is probable creosonte and heavy metal contamination from decades of railroad activity.
    what a gyp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the heavy metal coming from on railroads? My state has a LOT of tracks.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow Jiggle poster.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOW LOOK HERE SONNY
    Russians grow a mighty titty but it’s been a long day and I’ve half a mind to fraternize with your Elvish grandmother, Francine, across a two-bit Pinochle deck in the June moonlight, see?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you tell Oppenheimer that he needs to come back, this kitchens not the same without you.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah bro it's gamma rays or sumthin
    Some RF interference isn't gamma rays. Measure with a proper Geiger counter.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on PrepHole right now

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP lives in a Twilight Zone episode

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >In another case, three woodsmen in Tsalendzhikha Region, Georgia found two ceramic RTG orphan sources that had been stripped of their shielding; two of them were later hospitalized with severe radiation burns after carrying the sources on their backs. The units were eventually recovered and isolated.[25]
    Oh, yeah. I remember watching a video about this event. Real fun stuff.
    I think the fuckers used it for heat like a campfire and dragged it around town in a truck.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hate to break it to you OP, but I'm pretty sure you live next to Black Mesa now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Your paid job is to patrol (read: explore) a massive sci-fi underground lab complex, large enough to house 3.000+ employees on-site
      So fucking mad this isn't a real job

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > this isn't a real job

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No way there's a place comparable to Black Mesa in reality, not even the powerful entity that is the MID could set that shit up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Black Mesa is at least partially based on the old Rocky Flats Plant, and when you read about what that place was like, the bizarrely careless caretaking of nuclear materials and nuclear waste in Half-Life doesn't seem quite as outlandish. Shutting that place down was one of the few actually useful things the EPA has ever done, that place was borderline Soviet tier.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Flats_Plant

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Who the fuck approved building such a site right next to (what appears to be) a small stream or river? Also, unrelated, I found it funny that one guy happened to be named "Carl Johnson" after watching/playing a lot related to GTA SA recently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_J._Johnson

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >his house fills with gamma rays that make his microwave bug out

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I live like 20 miles away from anon, and ive flown (in a fucking cherokke lol) over that area, should I be worried?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t worry about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry anon but you're gay. Everyone in San Francisco is.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

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