>look up in the sky. >see this

>look up in the sky
>see this
What do?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel at its pantsu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that's a spirit but I don't have an image of a B2 with pantsu, unfortunately.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it erect
      That erection is too big to be a pitot tube isn't it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is happy to see you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      UUUUUOOOOOUUUUUUUU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what an absolute fricking prostitute. who flies around dressed like that? she knows everyone is going to be starring at her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RAPE CORRECTION IS NEEDED!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      too flat
      real aircraft have to cover their breasts instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU..YOU PERV!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i HATE YOU

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf there are weird triangles in the air

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a Serb so I've got nothing to worry about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oxLZ384.jpg

      shoot it down using my ww2 era aa missiles.
      massive media campaign saying sorry we didnt know it was invisible 2

      they only destroyed 1, didn't kill the pilot, the others were damaged and returned to base
      its such a massive cope you kind of just have to let them have their little victories

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lets not forget they thought they were being sly by giving it to the Chinese embassy, which got precision bombed (by accident of course) and effectively destroyed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being the chinese who totally paid for that thing only to have your whole building and it demolished for free

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't mention the F16 that got shot down as well
        Copenseethe.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return to Mothership

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the pilots want you to point lasers at it. The stronger the better. They usually let off some fireworks to show you their appreciation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can switch if on and off at a particular sequence of patterns, that is.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    contact customer service and see if the sky is still in warranty

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wave

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    start clapping

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We don’t think about you “people” at all. God I fricking hate you freaks. I seriously do. I pray we go to war with each other one day .

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we don't think aboutu you "people at all
      >God I fuucking hate you
      >I pray we go to war with each other
      This isn't rent free anymore, you're paying us to live in your head.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We don’t think about you “people” at all.
      >God I fricking hate you freaks.
      A contradiction in 2 phrases ,':^)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wave at the disoriented pilot and guide him back to my ranch
    >let him land on my property as I stand back and watch
    >Deal with his freak out when he exits the wienerpit
    >Ask him if he's ok
    >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand him a bowl of eggs
    >Ask if he needs any fuel
    >Tell him to take care

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a photo? I dont see America bombing rural Wales anytime soon.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smack it with a towel. Frick moths.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot it down using my ww2 era aa missiles.
    massive media campaign saying sorry we didnt know it was invisible 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the bombs still won't stop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither will the AA missiles

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          considering how they didn't shoot any others down since they couldn't use their "chuck a missile up at the exact same flight path and pray" tactic the AA missiles did stop

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Point at it with an illegal laser pen.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    immediately cum

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IDK, I have seen those before. I hope Major La Queefa Rolex and Captain Julieta Lopez-Hernandez-Lopez crash the piece of shit, so I can laugh at them on /misc/
    I also hate the US Government and all leftists and affirmative action subhumans... so I do not support the US Military.
    Equipment means nothing, when it is operated and maintained by subhumans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here we see the common leftypol false flagger here thinking he can recruit for his commie cause by associating being right wing with being an antipatriot, which for some reason makes sense to these antifa morons because they cannot distinguish between the country and the government.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens.jpg

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Of course you have no children, you're a whiny little b***h and women find you repulsive. An American probably fricked your crush and you never got over it. We will still rule you a thousand years from now and your ghost will seethe from your mommy's basement.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the mere mention of an American stealth bomber in a silly thread makes thirdoids go into conniptions and start desperately shitting up the thread
    Don't worry pajeet, you might manage to get a stealth bomber of your own in around 200 years or so, assuming your shit stain of a country hasn't managed to kill itself with shit and pollution by then 🙂

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably cum until I die from dehydration

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Whoa, cool!"
    >Continue about my day

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check my tinfoil hat for punctures or rips. I swear, the modern stuff just can't stand up to a hard day's work, not like it used to.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feel pride at the absolute economic, technological, andilitary supremacy of my nation and culture. Go about my day with a high quality of life.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a picture and maybe a video, find it on adsbexchange and grab a screenshot, then show all my aviation nerd friends

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Lmao the leftypol schizo is doubling down. Go take your meds and frick off back to /news/ with the rest of the noguns pussies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair he was a rightschizo my son. He even wrote “leftists” as the first part of his screech.
      You cannot paint everything bad as leftists, rights pull their weight as well.
      Schizos deserve the rope (or the institutionalization), that much we can all agree on.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm older than you and certainly old enough to have seen our resident Aussie schizo pretending to be a /misc/gay so he can then go "see these righties are bad news you should be a leftist like me". Swallow an entire kangaroo turd, homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That line break after every sentence
        Holy crap it actually IS Steelegay false flagging again.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Besides cum? Cum more.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cry at my stolen and wasted tax dollars.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    These posts are by the same person. It's a leftypol homosexual trying, badly, to false-flag.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They're all the same Fellow Patriots!
    Sure thing commieboy.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lmao look at how hard this homosexual commie is malding. Nice image you borrowed from /misc/, soiboi.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see anything. That's just a picture of an empty sky. Dumbass.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can I see it if it's a stealth plane?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh my ass off at how dumb the pilot is and everyone who questioned why i insisted we maintain 1000+ ZPU-4 batteries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ZPU-4
      >Maximum firing range: 8km
      >B2
      >Service ceiling: 15km+
      Yeah, good luck norkbro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The B2 shoots itself down. Look it up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the OP image clearly shows the aircraft flying within small arms range and the person you are responding to stated that the pilot was a idiot for flying that low.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I see it, I have nothing to worry about. I'm not the target!

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    say to myself it's cool to see one again

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do?
    Jerk off furiously and hope that it drops a MOP on me (timed so that I cum right as the 30,000 pounds of HE make contact with my forehead)

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ▲◄▼▼▼

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    thats a B-2 not an F-117

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ tards do not know weapons, pay them no mind

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >literally no one is
    >not a f-117
    I swear its something about the cum they chug that makes serbs so fricking stupid

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the fighters to "escort" it out of the area

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