>look out the window. >see VDV descending from the skies

>look out the window
>see VDV descending from the skies
What would you do?

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    kill them

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    kill a couple and take their shit.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I want a shotgun like that, but with the tube mag and pump action as long as the barrel so that I have to unshoulder the rifle, hand it off to someone, pump, then reshoulder to fire the next shell

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    wait for the SFB I live next to scramble the air wing and wait for the hilarity to ensue

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Grab a cup of hot cocoa and watch the fireworks like
      Maximum comfy

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you're on a cruise ship
    I do nothing

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Load my M1 and make Patton proud.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a war crime to shoot paratroopers in mid air

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        This is false. Paratroopers are valid since they are landing with intent to invade. It is bailed out pilots you are not allowed to shoot mid-air.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not a war

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        they only count as warcrimes if you are active duty

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Paras are a legitimate target, pilots that bailed out are not, even if they were you would want to capture them because they are officers by default and tend to have troves of intel in them. Not to mention that they are way behind the frontline most of the time. You'd be retarded not to capture pilots to at least trade them for 10x the pow's

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          This. Bailed out aircrew can be shot after landing only if they refuse to surrender.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Also not a crime to shoot marines who abandoned ship but it is a crime to shoot navy crewmen.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          not russian ones, russian ones are just retarded alcoholics who have as many flight hours as the guy working mcdonalds counter. Just the guy working the counter gets paid way more.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do I look like a soldier?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        not a warcrime, stupid ass moron

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a warcrime if you had fun doing it

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          it's not the geneva conventions that matter, it's the widespread international support you garner along the way

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It’s technically not a war crime if it’s against paratroopers but is for downed pilots as others said. Plus, if I say I was shooting at the plane and they all body blocked me who’s to know any different.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a war crime it's a Special Military Operation crime

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Only a crime if you get caught 🙂

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Is that some sort of challenge? Because I can commit WAY more war crimes than you bro

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        is it a warcrime if civilian does it?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a war crime. Paratrooper is not trying to evacuate from a downed airplane and they are counted as active combatants. Where the hell did this urban legend even come from?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          If I had 10 minutes notice, I would probably try to cobble together a DIAS and grab my D-60 mags to perform some impromptu AA and try to grab their shit like a loot airdrop.

          >Where the hell did this urban legend even come from?
          Because they equate the helplessness of parachuting to escape death with the helplessness of parachuting with the intent to start shooting the second you land. It would be like not being allowed to shoot unarmed APCs because the troops can't return fire from the inside.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        so?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        what are you gonna do about it?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        wrong plus rules of war do not apply to either side during am insurgency

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ok.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        War crimes only apply to soldiers

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Watch as I get my Flakpanzer Gepard not to shoot down planes but to shoot at dvd boys.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Man, good thing I'm not enlisted, can't be a war criminal if I'm not a warrior.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        if they paradrop on my property they're fair game aren't they?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >You are not allowed to shoot armed invaders while they are dangling on a parachute, about to shoot and kill you and your family the second they reach the ground.
        Okay then

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing I'm not a soldier and subject to crimes of war.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s a war crime to shoot paratroopers in mid air
        No mercy is expected between Russian forces and European partisans. All captured Russians will be burnt alive. How can you not know this? Did you miss ww2 in Russia?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's frowned upon to shoot a pilot after they've ejected. Paratroopers are perfectly valid targets until after they've laid down their arms and surrendered.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a soldier

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Look out my window in Odessa
    >They're being blown into the Black Sea
    >Go back to shitposting.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get VAL

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Predict where most of them will land and pour kerosene

    Work smart, not hard.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 degree and no scope em

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Claim my free val, maybe a beret for the memes. They are basically low tier loot drops

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >live next to a lake
    Point my camera at the lake

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to record their inevitable death in landscape so I can get all the (you)s on PrepHole.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Grab rifle and go to work.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    hide my last banana so i should be safe

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Take them prisoner. Identify any officers and sequester them for debriefing (torture). Execute the rest.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    W O L V E R I N E S

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno why they had so much trouble with that septsnaz guy they captured. Just yelling questions at him. They had him hog-tied -put his feet in the campfire.

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    loot the shit from the ones whose parachutes failed (around 50% failure chance)

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Live in Chiraq
    >the winds will take them all out into Lake Michigan
    time to rent a boat and some diving gear so I can scoop their shit from the bottom of the lake

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Logan Square reporting. Thank god I’m moving out of state in a week.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        is Dante's pizza still open? Does ancient mexican dude still wheel his cart around selling delicious elotes?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but no and no. Both fell victim to the coof

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Man Chicago is probably a guerilla's wet dream, every single nook and cranny is perfect, get a handrail cart from some old roundhouse southside and you can go anywhere in the city
      in an SHTF situation

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >libe on oregon coast
    >see them dropping 2 miles out to sea
    Laugh and eat a rockfish taco.

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rush to Burger Town and take up a defensive position

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    get my boat+fishing rod and collect any equipment that floats

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    watch them all land in a large body of water

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    well in the event that they DO actually have armor ill be glad i splurged on API rounds

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >incendiary rounds
      Ha, you see capitalyst pigdog, if veh deh veh drops in ocean, can not light on fire

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >walk up to them
    >buy all of their weapons and gear for $1,000 per para
    >point them to the nearest bus stop to go home
    >resell all of their shit at 3x the price on milsurp sites

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      why spend $1000 when you can offer a plastic pint of vodka for $5.

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I Put on My Robe and Wizard Hat

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Open fire.

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    get my under over and start "clay"shootin

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    wait for them to hit the ground and watch the military kill the 2 or 3 who's chute tried to deploy and left them crippled instead of killed.

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Preemptively write a historical romance novel about a lonely widow who has a hot Russian paratrooper crash into her house and break his ankle

    He doesn’t want to fight in the war so she hides him and nurses him back to health

    Title: “It’s raining men”

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    take one's VSS and become immediately disappointed

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Has any paratrooper dropping ever been intercepted by conventional air defense like flak guns? If so, are they effective in preventing their drop?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      In virtually every large scale para drop ever done, there have been losses due to flak. Nearly all of them are from the planes not individual parachuting soldiers, obviously their most vulnerable point is when they're all stuffed in fuel-laden tin cans. Against a modern opponent a contested drop is basically suicide, air defense is too good. However, the thing that makes or breaks drops is whether they can hold out long enough for reinforcements. Market Garden, Crete, and Hostomel Airport were all made or broken by the presence (or lack thereof) of backup to secure what the paratroopers have taken.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        God imagine what a C-RAM would fucking do to those dudes in the air. Holy shit it would be so fucking metal.

        • 5 days ago
          THERE IS NO PANIC

          >playing space invaders with manual C-RAM and the VDV

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well they're russian, so just watch them figure out a way to defeat themselves.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    hide my fancy electronics, cash, home appliances, food and furniture

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Another Home Guard, an grey old man in uniform and carrying an ancient Ross rifle, a relic of the previous war, was challenged one day how he would deal with a Hun paratroop, replied by loading one round and shooting a crow flying overhead. Exit questioner and crow: the former abashed, the latter bashed.
    The Home Guard of Britain by Charles Graves

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >killing a random bird and giving a j*urnalist permanent hearing loss
      based

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >VEH DEH VEH
    >In the greater LA county
    AK-47’s FOR EVERYONE
    Finally I get to use my shotgun

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, I own a house boat!

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What if I just ran out with the knife to get the one that lands the nearest before he untangles from the parachute?

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    kill them and nab me a 9x39 val

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tell everyone else on the boat

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >>look out the window
    >>see VDV descending from the skies
    Anon, i...

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think 243 is the flattest shooting cartridge I have.
    No idea how shooting up at faraway targets works, but I figure that'll give me the best chance of figuring it out.

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't snow in September, so nothing.

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck would I know they were VDV on a real assault, and not random skydivers or VDV on an exercise allowed by Washington?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you could probably see the neon orange adidas stripes from the ground

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >realize that I live near the sea/ocean
    >smile knowing I'm safe and go back to PrepHole posting

  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ask them if they'll take volunteers so I can get an as-val, or maybe just a giggle switch ak if they won't give me a val, and then take off.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >being a gay who wants to sing with naked men and get fucked in the ass later

      enjoy aids

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    swim back to land

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be confused cause I don't live in the ocean

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Look out window, see them parachuting into the nearby cornfield
    >Laugh, knowing my schizo farmer neighbour is currently harvesting corn with his combine, and keeps a shotgun in the cab
    >Help him hose it down afterwards

  52. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well I live on the coast so take out my lawn chair and watch them drown.

  53. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome them with open arms for liberating me from my gnomish oligarchs that control the USA

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      They’ll drag you around as a favors bitch, fuck every woman you know, laugh at you and make fun of you in a different language, sleep on your couch, eat your food and kill you. Nobody in the world cares about a pudgy American gay.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        What's it like loving your garden gnome masters?

  54. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Be happy but not surprised I live on a lake.

  55. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh at the poor fuckers because there ain't anything resembling a clear landing zone within sight of my apartment. Like, seirously, trying to drop anywhere around me is just a recipe to have like 90%+ of your guys be injured or killed trying to land.

  56. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    go back to sleep, cops should be able to handle them

  57. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >see paratroopers
    >Wonder why the 101st airborne is at the mountain pass here and not in the capital icing the commiemoron president.
    >Figure they must have already bribed the airforce contigent at the airport and the local garrison.
    >Await the rest of the army to show up, prepare to sell overpriced goods to the gringos

  58. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Start changing the street signs and watch what wacky hijinks they'll get up to with their map that hasn't been updated since 1956.

  59. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wanted to try shooting skeet

  60. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    grab sks
    go inna woods

  61. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's duck hunt time!

  62. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT GHOSTS ARE REAL
    and then I call Zak Bagans

  63. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    laff

  64. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    continue to sleep and see what happens in this dream.

  65. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    bold move landing in a forest preserve that is 70% lake and 28% tall as fuck trees

  66. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Free ratnik gear
    >Free full fun AK
    >Free ammo
    >Free nades
    >Free target practice
    Thanks Vlad, appreciate it

  67. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      go back

  68. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I bet those Orbital ATK self ranging airburst shells for the mk44 would absolutely fuck up some airborne. Shit scared the bejeesus out of me just seeing it open fire on entrenched positions.

  69. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to work. Not my problem, who cares

  70. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    War crimes

  71. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Drop anchor and chum the waters

  72. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an online leaderboard yet?

  73. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get some and get some semi-free gear, cause it's small town Texas and we're probably about as armed as they are, assuming they don't surrender to the assload of angry rednecks with guns that would be surrounding their dz.

  74. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if they hit the power lines or not

  75. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the ATF seethe at 300k+ funs getting acquired by civilians that 100% are not turning them in. It's like the Alaska threats early on. The fucking wildlife would repel them in some places.

  76. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I finally get to shoot my illegal firearms.

  77. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Are bailed out pilots allowed to have firearms?

  78. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Take my boat out into whatever body of water they're now trapped in and negotiate terms of surrender.

  79. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to eating dinner on my cruise, I guess

  80. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Since the area around me is heavily fucking wooded i guess ill go around all the poor fuckers stuck up in the trees and repeat the line below till someone takes me up on it
    >Ok, here's 200 dollars, a pair of civies, and a DL that had a rather unfortunate stain on the picture i'm willing to sell for one PKM or a pair of SVDs I'll even cut you down for free

  81. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    have sex

  82. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do?

    Smile. My windows have sea view and northern parts of Baltic Sea is cold enough in late September that they either all drown immediately or soon after getting hypothermia.

  83. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn swat VDV out of the sky with your trusty punt gun
    why even live?

  84. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Kill them, maybe try to keep a couple alive for interrogation and collect lend lease courtesy of Monke

  85. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the splashdown, follow the bubbles, wait til they stop, get delicious surp.

  86. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't live in the sea.

  87. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get my scuba gear ready

  88. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I live on a thin peninsula surrounded by a cold sea.
    I film them die and make meme compilation out of it.

  89. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fill a swimming pool and laugh as they all land and drown in it

  90. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's VDV season.

  91. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Chill and play vidya seeing it's 11pm here, tomorrow I drive down to the wineries and ask for all the nitric acid they have in stock, then I drive to the concrete supplier and take all the sulfuric acid they have after that it's off to the health supplements store for all the Erythritol they have.
    Then I retreat to my shed for a week.

  92. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be shy VDV there are only 150 million civilian illegal and legal gun owners in Europe. Come and say hello.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny when you think about it really. For years we listened to Russians go on about 7 days to Paris and there are actually more civilian owned guns in Europe than there are Russians that's before you even get to cops or the military, that's just hunters, sport shooters, collectors, gangsters etc

  93. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The number of legally owned civilian guns in Europe is 80 times the size of the entire Russian standing army.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't most of those pocket pistols and hunting guns? Still better than nothing and a concealed gun is an ambush weapon if you can be slick.

  94. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    go exchange vodka to arms and ammunition. then take the vodka back at gunpoint and go home to drink it

  95. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    There are 15 million legal and illegal guns in France.
    The Russian military is about a million people active including desk pilots barracks twinks and rear admiral stacies.

  96. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The EU could swallow the entire Russian army whole within a week leaving not a trace, like quicksand. Here's hoping Putin goes completely insane and sends his conventional forces into the EU and UK. Free guns.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      There is a reason he says nooks twice a week now, he knows him conventional forces aren't a threat to NATO at all. I think Italy + Greece would have a decent chance against Russia without international support.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You never know he might try attacking Finland, Sweden, Ireland, Austria because they are not in NATO

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        In the closing days of 2021, a little-known Greek special-operations unit received NATO's highest readiness qualification.

        Evaluators from the NATO Special Operations Forces Headquarters (NSHQ) traveled to Greece and put the country's elite special operators through the wringer.

        The Special Paratroopers Section, Ειδικό Τμήμα Αλεξιπτωτιστών (ΕΤΑ), the tier-one special-operations unit of the Hellenic Army, not only passed with top marks but also achieved the highest possible rating.

        Yes.

  97. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    nice, free lootboxes

  98. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    put on my swimming trunks and prepare to go diving for some slavage

  99. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >>look out the window
    >>see VDV descending from the skies
    >What would you do?

    Cut their balls off.

  100. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    press play https://youtu.be/VS1Ygv9GBMw

  101. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Chuckle because I'm in my boat on the Baltic Sea

  102. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >be me in Philadelphia suburbs
    >watch VDV land in boomers yards and state forests
    >chuckle knowing the vatniks have to march through North and West Philly to get anywhere important
    >tfw they have to face Filthadelphia's final boss

  103. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Scream like an happy girl and grab my a1 build. Then scream at my mom that I told her I wasn't wasting my money

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Then scream at my mom that I told her I wasn't wasting my money

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