My neighbor is black and the smoke detector in his garage has been beeping for going on three years now.
Thank god I can only hear it when I'm outside and he has the garage door open.
*turns on speaker*
Hey Brayden, sorry, I mean 'Funkmeister B', your mom just called, she says you were supposed to be home with the Starbucks lattes 20 minutes ago and that you're going to make her late to the yacht club if you spend any more time practicing your 'ghetto dancing' in my building. Yeah. And she wants to know if you filled out your application to Cornell yet.
the DA subpoenas your door camera footage and successfully convinces nogunz retards on the jury that whatever weapon you have is a dangerous destructive weapon of war unfit to be owned by law-abiding citizens while whatever shitty glockoff that Whitey McB-Boy is waving around is a perfectly acceptable self defense tool.
You go to prison for 90 years and get a 6'7" 280 lb cellmate named Alice.
>oops, my door cam's storage was full and stopped recording hours before the incident, sorry mr DA
this is why you use cheap chinese shit that saves to an internal card instead of cheap chinese shit that saves to a cloud
also >hires the town mohel's defense attorney
heh nothin personnel, kid
two options: >shoot through door while they try to break in
or >set up and wait for them to break the door in before firing
Personally I dont think either is the wrong choice, it really comes down to how israeli your DA, laws and lawyers are in your area
Pic is from an attempted home invasion in Texas. The Hispanics inside shot through the door at the two Hispanics outside and no charges were filed. The shithead in the pic was caught a few days later, his buddy was masked and not found last I heard.
I know, it happen not too far from where I live. If it had happened in a blue state you might be fucked for defending your home and shooting through the door.
> dangerous destructive weapon of war unfit to be owned by law-abiding citizens
Every time I see some gay retard post some shit like this I demand that the provide a case where the defendant was convicted because their gun was scary. They never do.
I don’t know about convicted, but there have been several cases where it was brought to trial. Off the top of my head, you have Rittenhouse of course, and that dealer back in the eighties who used an autoblastie to kill some road raging bikers.
The prosecution argued that he used 10mm hollowpoints because they were more powerful than what cops use and that they’re sure to kill someone.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The prosecution argued that he used 10mm hollowpoints because they were more powerful than what cops use and that they’re sure to kill someone >one type of boolit is more deadly than another type of boolit
fucking lawyers
I dare one of those fucks to sit 100m down range and let me shoot a .22lr at one of them and then have them tell me how deadly/dangerous it isn't.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you implying that using an outdated gun makes it less likely I get charged in a defensive use scenario?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>blast the fucker with a 1895 Nagant >police arrive to find you fully dressed in your NKVD larp muttering about counter revolutionaries
The prosecution argued that he used 10mm hollowpoints because they were more powerful than what cops use and that they’re sure to kill someone.
>The prosecution argued that he used 10mm hollowpoints because they were more powerful than what cops use and that they’re sure to kill someone >one type of boolit is more deadly than another type of boolit
fucking lawyers
I dare one of those fucks to sit 100m down range and let me shoot a .22lr at one of them and then have them tell me how deadly/dangerous it isn't.
>charged because he blasted an unarmed dude on a hiking trail and because some local town lost their shit because they liked the guy who got blasted >convicted because of a whole bunch of weird evidence about ballistics, timelines and contradictory statements
He could have shot him with a pink Derringer and he would have been charged and convicted.
As usual, the most retarded take is the most prevalent one on /k/.
Not to mention that his conviction was reversed on appeal and afterwards the Arizona legislature updated their self defense laws to prevent any of his legal fuckery from happening again
Wasn’t the judge in that case also playing a bit dirty? Defense tried to introduce the dog man’s history of having anger problems and acting intimidating towards people, but the judge denied it?
>DA subpoenas your door to testify against you >the bright red/orange motherfucker says the guy kicking him was fine, but the guy shooting him needs prison
Shooting through your door is risky, the prosecution if any can argue that you weren't technically in mortal danger because of the door being a barrier, if mortal danger is needed for a self defense claim. If you wait till they've broken in, then clearly the danger is there and you'd be better off blasting. They've shown their dedication the moment the door gives way
Depends. In many places, if he so much as tries the doorknob, that meets the criteria for imminent mortal danger. And if he tries to forcibly opene door via kicking it in, then that definitely counts and you’re clear to magdump.
would've let the door break open before getting an actual good shot on him.
He wouldn't have time to recover as door breaks open, and can easily argue that you saw a gun in his hand before unleashing 2-3 rds of 00 buck into him with your italian semi-auto shotty. So if some dickhead DA tries you, you can say you went above and beyond and waited for proper visual ID and weapons ID to blow inch wide holes into him.
The odds are he's standing with his face against the peephole checking out the noise coming from outside. Knowing /k/, you'll likely respond with an intermediate cartridge because it's fun
one little two little three hoodlums, better hit the ground cause here the slug comes. what do you know click clack goes the gun make em run boy make em run boy make em run
Wait in ambush at a good angle. Shoot him center of mass with a 12 gauge. Delay calling police until I'm fairly sure he's guaranteed to die. Sue his estate for damage to my property and for the cost of the expended shell.
I've been in a similar situation but sadly, didn't get to shoot. The plan was:
>get dogs interested in the door being pounded on >dogs get riled up, start barking >wait for the door to get kicked in >hope the dogs run away or go low >magdump anything at above dog height
Sadly, most criminals are afraid of dogs for some reason. So he left.
Let maintenance in.
finally someone has come to stop that fucking beeping coming from the ceiling
>black hands typed this
My neighbor is black and the smoke detector in his garage has been beeping for going on three years now.
Thank god I can only hear it when I'm outside and he has the garage door open.
About damn time
weep for the soul of mankind.
we are living in the worst timeline
do 360 and walk away
yo dis nigga breakdancing?
I thought he was swimming
*turns on speaker*
Hey Brayden, sorry, I mean 'Funkmeister B', your mom just called, she says you were supposed to be home with the Starbucks lattes 20 minutes ago and that you're going to make her late to the yacht club if you spend any more time practicing your 'ghetto dancing' in my building. Yeah. And she wants to know if you filled out your application to Cornell yet.
>Funkmeister B
How old are you gramps? Every rapper today has a name like lilmongee
Shut up, lil nagger
Tell me about Cornell when you went in the 70s
mag dump through the door and get away with it
The wisdom of Paul shall prevail.
the DA subpoenas your door camera footage and successfully convinces nogunz retards on the jury that whatever weapon you have is a dangerous destructive weapon of war unfit to be owned by law-abiding citizens while whatever shitty glockoff that Whitey McB-Boy is waving around is a perfectly acceptable self defense tool.
You go to prison for 90 years and get a 6'7" 280 lb cellmate named Alice.
>oops, my door cam's storage was full and stopped recording hours before the incident, sorry mr DA
this is why you use cheap chinese shit that saves to an internal card instead of cheap chinese shit that saves to a cloud
also
>hires the town mohel's defense attorney
heh nothin personnel, kid
Pic is from an attempted home invasion in Texas. The Hispanics inside shot through the door at the two Hispanics outside and no charges were filed. The shithead in the pic was caught a few days later, his buddy was masked and not found last I heard.
I know, it happen not too far from where I live. If it had happened in a blue state you might be fucked for defending your home and shooting through the door.
> dangerous destructive weapon of war unfit to be owned by law-abiding citizens
Every time I see some gay retard post some shit like this I demand that the provide a case where the defendant was convicted because their gun was scary. They never do.
I don’t know about convicted, but there have been several cases where it was brought to trial. Off the top of my head, you have Rittenhouse of course, and that dealer back in the eighties who used an autoblastie to kill some road raging bikers.
>One case of extreme national stature where he got off
>one case from 40 years ago
Nice try retard.
>who is Harold Fish
I don’t think the gun he used had any relevance to the case.
The prosecution argued that he used 10mm hollowpoints because they were more powerful than what cops use and that they’re sure to kill someone.
>The prosecution argued that he used 10mm hollowpoints because they were more powerful than what cops use and that they’re sure to kill someone
>one type of boolit is more deadly than another type of boolit
fucking lawyers
I dare one of those fucks to sit 100m down range and let me shoot a .22lr at one of them and then have them tell me how deadly/dangerous it isn't.
Are you implying that using an outdated gun makes it less likely I get charged in a defensive use scenario?
>blast the fucker with a 1895 Nagant
>police arrive to find you fully dressed in your NKVD larp muttering about counter revolutionaries
>charged because he blasted an unarmed dude on a hiking trail and because some local town lost their shit because they liked the guy who got blasted
>convicted because of a whole bunch of weird evidence about ballistics, timelines and contradictory statements
He could have shot him with a pink Derringer and he would have been charged and convicted.
As usual, the most retarded take is the most prevalent one on /k/.
Not to mention that his conviction was reversed on appeal and afterwards the Arizona legislature updated their self defense laws to prevent any of his legal fuckery from happening again
Wasn’t the judge in that case also playing a bit dirty? Defense tried to introduce the dog man’s history of having anger problems and acting intimidating towards people, but the judge denied it?
>DA subpoenas your door to testify against you
>the bright red/orange motherfucker says the guy kicking him was fine, but the guy shooting him needs prison
Its easy. Marry your door. State cant compel testimony from your spouse. You gotta play the long game.
See you honor, I've been finger fucking this door for more than 5 years, this counts at marriage
I'm pretty sure common law marriages are deprecated at this point.
Is he doing some gay fortnite dance? If so, just shoot his dick off.
Don’t be so eager to neuter
I don't know if you're blind or something and using a screen reader, but you're retarded if you think that guy is a basketball American.
two options:
>shoot through door while they try to break in
or
>set up and wait for them to break the door in before firing
Personally I dont think either is the wrong choice, it really comes down to how israeli your DA, laws and lawyers are in your area
Shooting through your door is risky, the prosecution if any can argue that you weren't technically in mortal danger because of the door being a barrier, if mortal danger is needed for a self defense claim. If you wait till they've broken in, then clearly the danger is there and you'd be better off blasting. They've shown their dedication the moment the door gives way
Depends. In many places, if he so much as tries the doorknob, that meets the criteria for imminent mortal danger. And if he tries to forcibly opene door via kicking it in, then that definitely counts and you’re clear to magdump.
Sure buddy whatever you say
Anyone can be a nagger, regardless of skin tone. Go look in a mirror and you'll see a perfect example.
Let me guess "white is a state of mind" too fag
According to your Dem handlers, yes. You're the one that only thinks of skin color, like a democrat.
Invite the poor man in for coffee
y'see, he's evil because he's poor.
your headcanon is funny anon. whatever helps you cope
Stay calm and start thinking about getting a new door (again!) from the local door shop.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
>I told you goddamn Jahovah freaks that I don't want any more watchtowers!
Wall bang like the video
Unloaded a couple rounds out of the M82 through the door for the lulz
would've let the door break open before getting an actual good shot on him.
He wouldn't have time to recover as door breaks open, and can easily argue that you saw a gun in his hand before unleashing 2-3 rds of 00 buck into him with your italian semi-auto shotty. So if some dickhead DA tries you, you can say you went above and beyond and waited for proper visual ID and weapons ID to blow inch wide holes into him.
open window next to door as a distraction then have my friend start spraying through the door.
the window part is just for fun
open the door right when he kicks so he falls forward and loses his balance. then shoot him in the head
call him a Hispanic.
Turn this robbery into a rape and cum inside his asshole
homo.
What's in his other hand?
To those of you wanna be Rambo's saying shoot through the door, are you really going to risk penetrating the other door behind him?
>Legally kill my dumbass neighbor
Yes ofc
The odds are he's standing with his face against the peephole checking out the noise coming from outside. Knowing /k/, you'll likely respond with an intermediate cartridge because it's fun
Answer the door in my panties with MP5s guns akimbo.
one little two little three hoodlums, better hit the ground cause here the slug comes. what do you know click clack goes the gun make em run boy make em run boy make em run
I live in Canada so legally the most I can do is politely ask them to stop
>see my homie on the doorstep doing the new gun dance
Join him of course.
Girly on left is a cutie
>shoots so all the rounds go into the wall, and not his neighbor's door
Smart Hispanic. Good on him.
I was about to comment it's basic tactical awareness every man knows and then I remembered most countries don't have conscription
Wait in ambush at a good angle. Shoot him center of mass with a 12 gauge. Delay calling police until I'm fairly sure he's guaranteed to die. Sue his estate for damage to my property and for the cost of the expended shell.
Shoot through the door and pray it doesn’t go through the door of the apartment across the hall
That's the beauty of self-defense laws, you could hit and kill someone in the apartment across and it would be the attackers' fault.
>Russia accounts for the majority of traffic for child porn (2023).
This is what you find preferable. This is the subhumanity you get paid to defend.
>>look on doorcam.
>>see this
>Wat do
Absolutely nothing since my door isn't made from cardboard and won't budge
8x #1 buckshot(best buckshot) through the door. If i still see movement on the cam after fix bayonet.
I've been in a similar situation but sadly, didn't get to shoot. The plan was:
>get dogs interested in the door being pounded on
>dogs get riled up, start barking
>wait for the door to get kicked in
>hope the dogs run away or go low
>magdump anything at above dog height
Sadly, most criminals are afraid of dogs for some reason. So he left.