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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it`s fricking OVER.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just dont see where they would get additional forces to continue attacking if every wagner assets pulls out, let alone continue holding the current line in the city

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    muh shells

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nooooooo zizters based Poo Tin assured us blackedmutt would fall by may 9th

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doomed to a senseless death
    says the only person in control of that kek

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pull out of Bakhmut
    >now the Russian regular units, that do not have extremely high tolerance for KIA like you do, have to capture the rest of Bakhmut or at least hold positions
    >they have by all accounts been unable to do this anyway hence Wagner being used in the first place
    Russians denying Bakhmut ever mattered in the first place in 3, 2, 1...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see Ivan, Bakhmut was a feint to tie up Ukranian troops and delay the counter offensive

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on why Bakhmut is of such importance? I really know nothing of the geography of area.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Redpill me
      Go leave.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That phrase existed before /misc/ newbie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go leave
        Go watch the Matrix

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at one point and time it made sense, but i think prigozhin made it his pet project even after it became useless. wagner is not known for their incredible unit tactics so they've just been getting mauled.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this reeks of "we're not giving you shells until you take half of your forces in Bakhmut and do something actually useful with them"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had actual strategic importance when Puccia still held Lyman and Izyum. If they still held them, and captured most of the Bakhmut-Soledar-Siversk line, they could have used it as a springboard to pressure Sloviansk and Kramatorsk from multiple axes of attack. But now since they no longer hold Izyum and Lyman, all those Puccian troops and equipment was lost there for nothing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at one point and time it made sense, but i think prigozhin made it his pet project even after it became useless. wagner is not known for their incredible unit tactics so they've just been getting mauled.

      It's been debated wtf the Russians are thinking because no one knows for sure. The mainstream thinking is that Putin ordered the capture of Donestsk before May 9th, so they threw everything at capturing Bakhmut. The city itself is a mid-sized city of little importance. it's just the first city between them and the Ukraine forces, ergo the place of the main battle.

      The thinking is that Putin would take over Donetsk and then say "mission accomplished" in the Victory Day parade, and then sue for a cease fire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not important, that's why this is so funny. It's just a place that a bunch of their supply lines are close to so it's just the easiest place to attack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Redpill me on why Bakhmut is of such importance
      it's not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sits in a valley and whoever holds the pile of rubble gets shells rained on them. It's important because Russia has sunk so many bodies into it already.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In commie/authoritarian governments it's not unusual for totally nonsensical shit to happen just because somebody at the top declared "we're gonna do x and it's gonna be great."

      Like zero covid in China. Sounds like a great goal, but it's basically impossible to achieve. Nobody wants to get fired or lose promotions so everyone bullshits their superior and offloads problems to someone below them. Pretty soon you have completely ineffective and wasteful policies like mandatory coof testing of everyone in town every single day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the neat part it doesn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't important since ukraine recaptured izyum
      russia just decided that it's the hill they're going to die on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has strategic importance in the local theatre because it was blocking the possibility of a breakthrough for the russian troops in the area. On the overall war it means jack shit though, there's like 50 bakhmuts behind bakhmut, the whole donbass area is cancer wich is why the Ukrainians couldn't take it in 8 years of fighting Luganda and Donbabwe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Russia first attacked, it was actually in a position to be a pincer along with Izyum for an actual caldrooon. The Kharkiv offensive has rendered this moot, but Bakhmut has become a prestige goal for Russia in the meantime.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apart from what everyone has already said, it also has an important strategic purpose for Ukraine. Not as an important city to hold, but as a battlefield.
      The city is, by all means, a total loss. It's a ghost town that won't be inhabitable for years if not decades. It's a wasteland of trenches, tunnels, basements and ruins.
      And that's why Ukraine wants Russia to stay busy fighting over it. It pretty much cannot be any more destroyed than it already is, and for attackers it's a trench/urban warfare nightmare. If the battlefield finally shifts away completely, it won't very much impact Ukrainian defenses, but it would mean further death and destruction in the areas past Bakhmut.
      So, they hold there for as long as possible, grinding away Russia's offensive capabilities and limiting the devastation and UXO to one place.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >12 meme replies
      >no maps
      sigh
      it's a rail and road junction with two highways heading to Kramatorsk the state capital
      that makes it a stepping stone towards the objective and a potential logistics hub. it also has the best terrain - or rather, least worst - because the other routes are even worse to try and make a breakthrough at.

      unfortunately it's really only a waypoint, there are more and more little towns for the AFU to hold up the Russians for another few months each

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rail and road junction
        >in Bakhmut
        it would be simpler to just make a new one's from the ground up in an open field.
        There's no chance in hell Bakhmut becoming a logistics hab, not after 9 months of constant shelling.
        Only reason for why they keep attacking Bakhmut is because they already begun and didn't had the guts to pull out, there's places with much more strategic value to russia than Bakhmut.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it would be simpler to just make a new one's from the ground up in an open field.
          Building rail lines is actually a huge pain in the ass because trains are heavy as frick and you can't just put them anywhere, especially in places like eastern Ukraine that have a shit ton of problems with mud and weather. It would not surprise me to know that Bakhmut has had a ton of investment(likely during the soviet era) to make the ground viable for rail and road transportation, and even if you shell the buildings and rail the actually ground makes it worth it to rebuild the roads/rail lines there.

          That being said,

          Redpill me on why Bakhmut is of such importance? I really know nothing of the geography of area.

          IMO it's because losing it means having to retake it later for Ukraine, and winning it means russia can push the line and drag the conflict out longer. There's also a level of propaganda, politics, and bad decision making. Westerners can't believe dictators get bad info because we're so used to free and open press that can shit-fling our leaders pretty easily. When the price of telling the truth is being tossed out a window less people will tell the truth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda complicated and a big topic for shills on all sides. Three main reasons why Bakhmut matters:
      Road- and railway junction.
      Terrain.
      Chasiv Yar (water and terrain).

      By taking Bakhmut, Russia would make offensive operations for UA forces in that area extremely difficult. One of the proposed scenarios for a UA counteroffensive is exactly in this area, so it makes sense.
      Thise makes double sense, when you consider that Vuhledar and Torske are also possible staging grounds / vectors for the UA counteroffensive. Would explain why RU tried so hard to take Vuhledar.
      By denying Vuhledar, Torske and Bakhmut, UA counteroffensive operations would become extremely difficult, RU defensive positions would be strenghtened and water supply to several key areas would be improved.

      There's also the political aspect of the whole shitshow, which is kinda hilarious. Everyone keeps one upping each other on how important Bakhmut is. Started out as a valid defense point for UA forces and has become Stalingrad 2.0. Started out as a valid operational objective for RU and has become, well, Stalingrad 2.0.

      Funniest bit though is, that depending on who's winning in Bakhmut, the importance shifts. If UA holds it's a critical objective, if they fail it's unimportant. If RU takes it it's the greatest victory of the war and hohols have only 2 weeks left, if RU fails they didn't even want Bakhmut in the first place - they just used it to grind down Ukropigger Banderites.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was some SecStudies moron late last year that basically said that the war would be decided around Chasiv Yar.
        With every passing month, I'm more and more inclined to believe he's right.
        Mind you, doesn't mean the war will end, it will just make certain objectives basically unattainable - or vice versa, possible.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chasiv Yar
          just another stepping stone
          there are other routes AFU has to hold, if those suddenly collapse then they will become the decisive actions of the war

          >rail and road junction
          >in Bakhmut
          it would be simpler to just make a new one's from the ground up in an open field.
          There's no chance in hell Bakhmut becoming a logistics hab, not after 9 months of constant shelling.
          Only reason for why they keep attacking Bakhmut is because they already begun and didn't had the guts to pull out, there's places with much more strategic value to russia than Bakhmut.

          >it would be simpler to just make a new one
          simpler to build new than repair? dunno about that one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wagner gets paid if they captured it

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >send in Gazprom PMC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >da, is this Cisco PMC?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't have enough serial cables, we are leaving

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >COMRADE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIRE THE GUNS I GAVE YOU
          >mr monke the artillery targeting license has not been paid for
          >I HAVE PAID FOR THE ARTILLERY LICENSE IT COST ME THREE DACHAS
          >no no you paid for the artillery ENABLEMENT license, that just allows us to fire the guns, you need the loading and crewing licenses in addition to the targeting licenses to achieve your stated goals
          >BORTNIKOV GET THE TEA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gazprom PMC
      Wasn't it Gazprom mercs who recently complained about having to abandon their positions because they had no ammo or reserves left?
      Back then some Wagner posters accused them of being cowards and implied that they might also be homosexuals.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep, those were the ones.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and here this whole time i had assumed the ukrainers were overreporting wagner losses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Posted Drone footage is obviously cherrypicked, but the sheer number of bodies pilling up in the trenches can't really be disputed.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your retreat* the concert is not over comrade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His troops are busy in Vuhledar at the moment

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His troops haven't participated in any action for almost a year now. You might be confusing his actual troops "Kadyrovtsy" with his PMC "Akhmat" that basically have mercenaries from all over Russia and have no connection whatsoever to real Chechen troops.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His troops are busy in Vuhledar at the moment

      What's his deal? I heard the "tik tok" brigade got chewed up in a bunch of battles (as in literally a bunch of the people posting are now dead), and he himself shit talked putin until he got poisoned.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, a lot of them died in the original Kyiv rush and in Mariupol, various HQs and depots of theirs have been HIMARS'd and the last time video I've seen of them fighting was in October.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What state is he in? I've bot seen anything since he went to hospital with Kidney failure

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he got out of the hospital, unfortunately

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Werent Wagner the only reason they managed to get a foothold of Bakhmut in the first place?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this mean again if ukraine can take back the high group you have a reason to celebrate if they dont then who cares

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      get your smelly ESL fingers out of these threads shitskin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calls me a shitskin
        >gets wared if I use k word that insults israelites
        Oh am sorry for even criticising and adding commentary to this conflict ukraine will win and hasn't lose 260k troops carry on

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are a worthless israelite moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No anon dont use bad words against israelites that can get you banned

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day pidor israelite

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >racism is technically against the rules
          >the mods don't enforce that rule unless you're REALLY bad
          >derail an entire board for months with israelite this pig that
          >get actually irl personally offended when you get banned
          The old shills would come in each day with a fresh mindset, ready to convince you that the J-20 was better than the F-22 or F-35. It didn't matter how many times they were banned.

          Are Wagner still recruiting from the prison population? Sounds like a good time to sign up for a quick end to the hell that is being a Russian prisoner. 6 Months sitting at camp in the rear, or off in Africa somewhere.

          You say that but I have a feeling you wouldn't like being given an emotional support weapon and a 6 km route across a zone covered by 50-100 artillery pieces. Probably also without body armor. And the rest of your squad has no idea how to do first aid. And there's no medevac. You know, all of the things that were implemented because soldiers would mutiny if they weren't provided.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I called the guy running ukraine the /k/-word because he embezzled 400mill

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So when the literal american SecDef and the HATO commander in chief said there was no large scale embezzlement going on, they were lying? frick off idiot

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We're laughing at you because you're getting assblasted over a fricking warning. There were people here getting their entire country banned from posting images or even posting at all and you're getting annoyed a jannie found your bait a little too crude and slapped you over it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I also got banned for showing a article of javelins "-weapons" ended up in syria

                picrel
                [...]
                vaginer was banned from recruiting from prisons. Shtrafbat are for Puccian MoD use only now.

                What is this proving again?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          picrel

          Are Wagner still recruiting from the prison population? Sounds like a good time to sign up for a quick end to the hell that is being a Russian prisoner. 6 Months sitting at camp in the rear, or off in Africa somewhere.

          vaginer was banned from recruiting from prisons. Shtrafbat are for Puccian MoD use only now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao ESL trash

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is clear trap, bakhmut was attrition zone for Ukrainians. Is everyone this stupid?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >victory day
    >retreats
    rusha strung

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Wagner still recruiting from the prison population? Sounds like a good time to sign up for a quick end to the hell that is being a Russian prisoner. 6 Months sitting at camp in the rear, or off in Africa somewhere.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had 30 years on prison or to serve 6 months in Ukraine I would think but I would probably take ukraine. Maybe i will get lucky

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be ready
    The indian counter offensive is coming to this thread. They are going to have a meltdown and star calling you israelites, trannies etc and post executions and porn. Just report and don't give thems (you)s.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is that Wagner is out of troops. The whole "give me ammo" shtick is just a way to save face

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why give up on taking a city if you already control 90% of it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >90%
      >Russia claims

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Moskva has almost reached port on its way back from that unfortunate mishap with a fire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did they ever say that

      lmao ESL trash

      Whiter than you mutt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mutt
        we're not all americans you disgusting roodypoo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are

          [...]
          NTA but aren't there maps showing it? Why would they stop now?? I get they'll probably lose a chunk of troops but pulling out so close seems weird.

          I assume its just a small regiment they are going to keep pushing until they get the city

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but if wagner pulls out won't they have a lot less troops there? If ukraine has been holding on for so long it kinda seems like they'll be able to push and take control

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Russia has more people than ukraine I aussme the will eventually pull though

              nta 10 millions ukraiains already left so am not sure holy many more they can conscript

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats anon, you’ve been given the award for thirdiest post on PrepHole that is still somehow in English.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >90%
        >Russia claims

        NTA but aren't there maps showing it? Why would they stop now?? I get they'll probably lose a chunk of troops but pulling out so close seems weird.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mutt
        Lol, /k/ has exceedingly few American posters. Just look at the most recent prehistoric warfare thread and how nobody there was screeching about the Earth being only 6,000 years old.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whiter than you mutt
        Proof?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >giving you dna to government agencies
          am sorry but thats so moronic I dont even think you can be classified as while

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frick are they going to do with it? Clone me? If they wanted to frame me, all they would have to do is grab my trash - you know, like they usually do, or bride blood labs for my blood. This is cope used by shitskin because they don't want their DNA to show they're sub-human. Now, prove your whiteness.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you homosexuals only post these results and not your weapons on the weapons board?
          Is it because you own none?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >outs himself as being only 2.6% white
          the absolute state of brownoids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every 2 weeks you dumb vatnik son of a b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s very likely Wagner doesn’t want to get Stalingraded. WW2 death cult runs pretty deep and they know the Germans took 90% of the city before getting encircled and destroyed. Prigozhin has been warning of that scenario for a while now. Guess he decided to pull his men out rather than losing it all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember that Pigozhin said that Ukraine had a massive reserve of more than 80,000 people and thousands of pieces of gear outside Bakhmut that they didn't commit to using for holding actions in the city. It's always been TD/Nasty Girls along with elements of some of Ukraine's better troops like ADAM, 93rd mech, etc. According to a very recent report of troop concentrations in the area, Puccia, not including vaginer, had only a weak army corps' worth of gear in and around the city. There were only about 27,000 people there, in other words.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rus overall dont really give up on taking bakhmut, its a public threat to pull out as part of interservice rivalry. no way rus mil faction will budge and replace wagner on their current positions so quickly so wagner probably wont move and just keep dying there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no way rus mil faction will budge and replace wagner on their current positions so quickly so wagner probably wont move and just keep dying there
        dude at this point i'd be skeptical if the russian army actually has enough troops to replace wagner on the line.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russian regulars supposedly largely replaced Wagner within the city a few weeks ago when Ukraine started getting pushed back inside the city. They tried to zerg rush with bigger groups and got their gains reversed by artillery ack'ing. When it no longer looked like the military could swoop in and steal the credit like they did at Soledar, the military pivoted back to pressuring the flanks and Wagner was back to handling the city itself.

        Looks like now Russian MoD may have to handle the flanks and city itself.

        Assuming this whole thing isn't a crock of shit.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ, the thirdie offensive is here

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T LEAVE ME HIGHHHHHHH
    DON'T LEAVE ME DRYYYYYYYYYYY

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is staged bullshit. Russia is losing and they are acting this shit out to explain their loss.
    Wagner is directly made by GRU which is the military intelligence service. They are not a separate entity.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the tactical advantage of losing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moral victory.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's gonna happen? Will he actually pull out?

    And if he does will Russian troops actually move in, or will the whole thing collapse, and the ukies are gonna carefully inch into an abandoned town, like Kherson?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesnt russia just give them ammo?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its over

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    (big if true)

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