The woods around your town have been infested by a herd of dozens, possibly upwards of a hundred + some change, of demonic goatmen. These creatures have hides as tough and thick as a bear's, they are driven by a raging bloodlust, and have a cunning predatory intellect.
What /k/inds of weapons would you and your group of 10 hunters need to go into the woods and take them all down?
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
>hides as tough and thick as a bear's,
22lr
Also, so there are beastmen in the woods. What about beastwomen?
The real question right here ^^^
M1A, G3, SCAR-17, M1's shotguns with slugs, molotov wienertails with magnesium shavings, powdered styrofoam and a fishing weight or ball bearing inside and wrapped with firework sparklers or homemade pipe bombs. Lure them into prepared positions using barbed wire, using the 4/2/1 funnel design and scatter 20 penny nail caltrops made by TIG welding them together. Frick night vision goggles, use spotlights and weapon lights to turn night into day and dazzle them. 55gal drums made into fougassue (napalm claymores) as a FPF and a sturdy building to fall back to.
Oh my god anon, where are you gonna get all this shit?
>molotov wienertails with magnesium shavings, powdered styrofoam
What will fire do that bullets won’t? They aren’t defenders holed up in a building. A mobile adversary can outrun fire a lot easy than lead at 3000fps.
> 55gal drums made into fougassue (napalm claymores) as a FPF
If you have the time and resources to make this you could make actual claymores that would be better. Again, what would fire do to them that ball bearings wouldn’t do?
>bloodlusted demonic predators
>run
The fire is there to restrict movement and cause terror, while dumb animals might not understand bullets they do understand fire.
I would assume demons from hell don’t care much about fire. I don’t care if they are scared, I’m going to shoot them either way. Fire could scatter them and make it even harder to hit.
Any demon in molotov range should have been 20 times already
>demons don't care about fire
Common misinterpretation, ask a heretic or apostate how fire feels.
Wouldn’t those still be humans until they die?
>implying heretics are human
>the Inquisition wants to know your location
>moving this much off topic
Ok. Fire is less effective than bullets
>what would fire do to them that ball bearings wouldn’t do?
burn
it would burn them
Thanks. Knew I was missing something
How can I get a qt goatman gf bros
10 hunters vs 100 demonic raging goat dudes. It won’t matter what you take. 9 of your 10 will freeze at a stampede of goat dudes running them down.
Just gas that forest.
>we must CLEAR THE ROOMS in QCQ
>We must CLEAR THE DEMON WOODS in HONORABLE HUNT
Yeah. Nah.
Call your closest source of high-explosives or warcrime gas. If you don't have Haber/Bosch on speed dial, start a fire.
based and gas-pilled
just nuke the site from orbit
Monster not so tough after Mustard gas exposure.
Mustard gas is for chumps, real chads use Phosgene
kill kill kill, is that all you know? these creatures are clearly sentient. why not trying to establish some sort of communication and find out what they want. then you can decide if violence is on the table or not.
Look at them anon. Do these look like the kind of creatures that can be communicated with?
goat are herbivore. what's the worst they're gonna do? steal whatever crop you're growing in your yard?
>goat are herbivore
Herbivores are way more dangerous than carnivores.
The guy on the left is all smiles.
>ehhhhhhhhyyy
>fuggetabboutit
Look man, I know it's hard sometimes to deal with the homeless in your area, but sometimes the only way to save them is to teach them how to make a tourniquet and triple dose them.
You have NO fricking idea. My area is infested with homeless people all the sudden, it's insane. My local park, which is actually really big and well-furnished for the area, is now a massive camping ground for homeless people. Local clubs and little league groups have stopped playing games in the baseball diamonds there because the homeless people have a big camp of 30+ people right next to them.
It's a fricking disgrace.
What hellhole do you live in?
Build a commercial drone with a small pipe bomb surrounded by ball bearings. Suicide it into the camp at night
You would be shocked how easy it is to acquire bulk quantities of fentanyl
Who's got the 2 abos fighting over a case of beer with the knife at the bottom? I know I have it saved but can't find it
kek
>abbo remover truckers
Not Australian but there's another story I heard about truckers removing abbos.
>Australian trucker
>driving in the outback after midnight
>come around corner
>THUMP
>wtf
>stop truck and check
>turned abbo into street pizza
>abbo was in the middle of the blacktop
>sleeping
>trucker is fricking shaking thinking he's going to prison forever
>goes into next town and tells the police
>police officer on duty says "goddammit not AGAIN"
>apparently sleeping on the roads is so common that a huge PR campaign was launched to stop it
>they still do it
Since I can’t find the screencap still, here’s another abo one
>guy buys 2 cases of upside down beer or whatever aussies drink
>sticks a knife at the bottom of one of them
>puts them by abos
>two abos wake up from gasoline induced slumber
>share first case of drinks
>get to bottom and see knife
>realize they don’t have to share the 2nd one
>hilarity ensues
>one less abo
I want to say there was even a news article about it but I could be misremembering. Either way it seems like it could work for the homeless here too
Just because they are 10% of the population and commit 90% of the crimes doesn't mean these oppressed dudes can't be communicated with, also have did you see the hill running game last night these dudes were the best
Now do blacks
What's the standard KKK lynching loadout?
Thermals are basically cheat codes for hunting, that plus battle rifles of your choice would make taking them down with only 10 guys a fairly easily achievable task.
If you use explosives and chemical weapons they're fricked.
he did say they're demonic, so not worth communicating with even if you could.
They're demons who made shit life-choices, anon. They want to send your soul to Hell to suffer with them.
Just imagine that they're whatever dreg of society you like least, but multiply that by at least 10. That's demons.
>kill kill kill, is that all you know?
Black person they are demons. That’s all THEY know. Sympathy towards them will get you killed you moron.
The simple fact that I will never hunt demon goatmen at night on Halloween in a forest with my boys all gucci geared up makes me sad
rape rape rape, is that all you know? these creatures are clearly sentient. why not trying to establish some sort of communication and find out what they want. then you can decide if consensual sex is on the table or not.
>rape rape rape, is that all you know?
yes
>The woods around your town
What fricking woods, There are no woods here
The hypothetical woods, right past the imagination river.
>These creatures have hides as tough and thick as a bear's
How are people still under the impression that skin can stop any weapon? Throw a spear at a bear and it'll come out the other side.
Well, there was that 1 boar that stopped a 9mm.
Herbivores will eat meat given the chance. Have you not seen the horse chicken video? Or the deer videos?
>Herbivores will eat meat given the chance.
And then they will get sick and shit themselves to death. Animals aren't known for their intelligence, they will also eat feces if given the chance.
>And then they will get sick and shit themselves to death.
You have no idea about biology. Every vertebrate can absorb nutrients from meat.
>they will also eat feces if given the chance
To diversify gut flora or because they can break it down further, moron
>And then they will get sick and shit themselves to death
No, they won’t.
People are idiots and base too much of their knowledge on pop culture
Food. Feed them and promise them things if they obey you.
Carry two yugo tokarevs and lots of mags. Get a tokarev shotgun with slugs
Pull out one of the belt mounted WW2 swords
It’s finally an excuse to go full cringe
Bumo
The answer is always magnum.
Me and my boys with firecrackers, crowbars, pitchforks and torches. Simple as that
Dogs allowed?
yes
I'd get the swolloest ammo I could get.
a .308 battle rifle as god intended.
Or just a shit ton of hand grenades
45-70 is cleared for all paranormal creatures
How about .444 Marlin?
Dark creatures fear the digit
.777 Marlin when?
.4444 Marlin for death×4
I'm thinkin' a Deadly Hand Axe of the Bear
Kalashnikov.
BEASTMEN RA ROO
How demonic? Can we just have a priest bless the woods?
Also how big are the woods? Can they sustain themselves in there or will they need to come out? Will they reproduce if left unchecked?
>How demonic?
Not literal demons, they're goats or people that are twisted by demonic forces into goat-man monsters. Priest probably wouldn't help. It's possible that holy water could harm them, but idk if you want to take that risk without knowing for sure.
>how big are the woods
Large, we're talking backwoods kentucky kind of forest, the kind that seems to go on forever. It's possible they could flee to outlying woodlands if necessary.
I gas them with aphrosidiacs and lace their water supply with viagra, then show up and then anally I mean manually extract all of their cum
to, uhh, sell for use in traditional chinese medicine?
Muh dick and my pet lobster Santiago
i believe santiago might be the perfect name for a pet lobster
Based and Santiago pilled
OP just made the assumption they were demons based on their appearance but he has no way to know that. Even if they are there's no reason to harm them, sometimes we even have cool stuff to trade.
4 Bore/4 Gauge shotguns with slugs.
If that doesn't stop it in its tracks I don't know what will.
If you post that underpowered Russian shit I swear to Christ.
It’s about the looks man, what’s the point in slaughter if you don’t look good doing it
It's not even 4ga. It's like 6 or 7 as I recall.
Ar-10
10mm semi auto pistol
A good axe
This on the back of an all terrain pickup truck, mowing down goatmen at 60mph. Imagine the ecstasy.
WEEEEEEEELL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
How big are they? Can they strategize like humans?
The question is how many condoms you gonna bring.
None
You'll take responsibility, won't you anon?
As much as Genghis Khan did
I’ll have a satyr army and there’s nothing you can do about it
>What /k/inds of weapons would you and your group of 10 hunters need to go into the woods and take them all down?
The boring and correct answer is the same answer to about everything. AR and semi auto handgun of choice, probably in 9mm. Add a shotgun with slugs and some buckshot on the side as an extra option. A group of guys with AR or AR variants/competitors and 3-6 spare mags in a chest rig will destroy any animal like creatures that don’t operate on magic.
If you have vehicles and/or a central staging ground hunting rifles or long range rifles in .308 tier power and above would be nice options. Flares, explosives, axes, trucks, 4 wheelers, utvs, etc if you can get them but it’s not needed.
>Hypothetically speaking, of course.
No cut the hypotheticals. I want actuals. Tell me where I can kill demons for sport.
>Tell me where I can kill demons for sport.
Politicians, journalists, bankers and actors have home addresses and schedules you know
Good point. My friends are gay and won’t hunt them with me. I can get them for a goat hunt though
Synagogues are also packed on Saturday.
Blessed chainsword and a bolter.
My grandpa killed a moose one time with his SMLE.
Muh dick
In my experience (from the other end of the fight), the way to beat goatmen is either static combat resolution and high-powered automatically hitting ranged attacks (skaven, vampires, maybe dwarfs) or armoured cavalry spam (warriors of chaos, brettonia, maybe empire) They're pretty weak to terror-bombing too, a wide army with ld7 sucks like that.
>YOU WANT 'EM CRISPY!?
take a page outta Rylanor's book and virus bomb
>Make an anoymous tip that theres someone running a marajuana growing business in the woods
>set up NV cameras
>Watch the pigs fight the goats over the next few days
There was a pretty fun story written in 2008 about a scenario where Hell invades modern Earth and we just curb stomp them with tanks and stuff.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=118769
Thread reminded me.
>Hell invades modern Earth and we just curb stomp them with tanks and stuff.
Unless they have some supernatural magic BS that makes them immune to bullets, shrapnel, and explosives this is the logical outcome. Once repeating firearms were invented everything not using ranged weapons is pretty easy to counter.
>10 guys
Just enough for a few to pull security as we burn the motherfricker down and pick through the ashes with battle rifles and drone recon.