Let's posit, momentarily, for the sake of argument, that a fella such as this is trespassing on your property on a regular basis whilst probing t...

Let's posit, momentarily, for the sake of argument, that a fella such as this is trespassing on your property on a regular basis whilst probing the external structure of your home for structural weak points.
What firearm might a person want to deal with such a contingency?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fuck am I looking at?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hungry Bill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MI dogman, bunch of German immigrants brought werewolf legends with them to the Midwest.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't just bring the legend, they brought the werewolf too.
        Der werewolfen.
        Se Ƿerƿulfe.
        They also brought their beer, hefenweisen, weissbier, pils, märsen. So it was worth it the end. The sed doesn't work on my keyboard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's "Werwolf" and not "Werwolfen"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't worry about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fuck am I looking at?

      Its a dogman, and they are pro-human judging by encounter reports. Some of them are actually dogwomen, and they have also spoken english in some cases. They are patrolling the land hunting some kind of evil. If you think this is some kind of non sentient beast, you are mistaken. They are paranormal entities that are much older than mankind.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Some of them are actually dogwomen
        Then there's only one way to defend agaisnt it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pro-human
          >Some are actually dogwomen
          So there’s a chance

          I think the proper term is "yiffing". The return of these entities - not just dogmen - ties in with the rise in antropomorphic animals depicted in human culture, as well as the relatively recent furry phenomen. Its like there is some kind of psychic effect arising from their presence.

          Dude in a werewolf costume.

          >Dude in a werewolf costume.

          That dogman is 8-9 feet tall.

          Dogmen belong to the class of entities that were called the new gods or the young gods in sumerian mythology. They disappeared from the surface of the Earth 5000 years ago when the Kali Yuga (dark age) began. "Hungry Bill" here is likely old enough to remember that time. He is also telepathic, so you can ask him if you put your brain in a meditative state and enunciate your question in your mind. He can also turn himself into looking all human.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pro-human
        >Some are actually dogwomen
        So there’s a chance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they are like the old land ones, they are probably the "magic man" of the zone with a skinchange.
        A skinwalker is like that, mexican nahuals, Pares llop and things like this are very common.
        The irish had some than protected the temples, I don't remember they name now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      clearly an otark.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude in a werewolf costume.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NAFO dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A werewolf humping your shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a freak.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cock .45 Magnum, no primed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KXGvSvV.jpg

      Honestly it’s going to be real close and fast. You’ll get maybe one or two shots at most. .454 might do it.

      Pistols? No rifles or shotguns? Why?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it’s going to be real close and fast. You’ll get maybe one or two shots at most. .454 might do it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this thing operates like any other animal, as soon as it hears loud gunshots and starts getting hit its probably going to fuck off back to the woods, unless its rabid or severely retarded.

      Unless its right on top of you starting to unzip its pants, no.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rifle from a second story window/the porthole that allows the attic to breathe. I assume he can climb, and that's fine, but I will hopefully have put two rounds or more into him before he gets up to the roof. At that point I grab the shotgun I have next to me and start blasting while backing up. If I am in my attack, I watch the dumb fuck fall through the ceiling because he wouldn't know to walk on the guides and then blast him some more until I see a giant pool of blood surround the corpse.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you I live in an Apartment and alone too so I know ain't the one it wants

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garand .458 Win Mag, with either silver bullets, or silver plated at least. Does the bullet need to be sterling silver throughout, or just the initial atomic layers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sources are pretty clear that solid silver is required

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    iwi tavor with 13 rounds of slugs

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tripwire-rigged magazine-fed semi-automatic 12 gauge shotguns, loaded with whatever nasty shells you want, pointing out of every possible portal to my domain. When a wire is tripped I charge the entrance with my personal shotgun and empty the magazine into the creature and when it runs empty, I grab the shotgun from the nearest trap and empty that one as well, only then do I begin reloading. Surely no monster could survive such an onslaught so I am reloading in case he has allies.
    >Why Tripwires?
    Early warning device, works even when I rest, shoots the beast without exposing myself, more firepower laying around that is instantly ready to use.
    >Why Semi-Automatic Shotguns in the traps?
    In case the beast sets off the trap multiple times.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't want to go in, if it wanted to it would have already done so.
    It wants you to come out, lead you on a chase and into a trap.
    So here is how you deal with them
    1. go to confession and make sure you are alright with God, you want to go to heaven and not it's masters lair.
    2. have your house blessed preferably by a priest that says Latin Mass, not needed but you get less fake believers in the traditionalists
    3. don't give in to it's provocations, it wants you to get angry feel the pride and overconfidence of having a big piece and going out side to show it whats what.
    4. it will grow frustrated, bored and leave.

    Now if you want to hurt it.
    Get a bunch of silver plated wolfsangels, get a freshly killed animal of a decent size, preferably a lamb or a sheep but game and other red meat works to.
    Embed the wolfsangels in the meat and sow it back up.
    Hang out the carcass somewhere logical like a shed that isn't your home and make sure there is a lot of blood that leads to it and a lot of blood still on it to hide the smell of the silver. Don't bother with a bar or chains to keep it there, doesn't work.
    It will come, mess with your house, get frustrated/bored and go for a snack.
    Now these things do not eat in the same way we do in that we do in that they don't need food the same way we do. So it will not just starve in a few days or even weeks. But the silver if it embeds in its self will stop it from feasting and it will wither and die. If it is with a pack the whole pack will now hate you and not let go.
    You might also want to keep a few wolfsangels on your body. They can smell the silver and won't feast on you.

    It is not that guns don't work it is that we don't work nearly as good as we think we do and it takes more than a hit or two.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 pretend answer to a pretend problem. Now do one about ghosts.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    .950

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    u can just say sit go lay down boy and he will fuck off

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Siegbarste Gewehr.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here Boy! I got a treat for you!

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your Guard Doggo comes in from the outside.
    "Perimeter's secure, boss."

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dick

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    firearm?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What firearm might a person want to deal with such a contingency?
    Can cannon AR upper and a tennis ball.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill hungry Bill with metal and fire (his weakness)
    >hungry Bill was keeping all the wenigos, skin walkers, and other nasties in check
    >YFW you no longer have a face

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