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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. I need eagles to haul my fat hobbit ass home.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did they sleep out in the open? I don't even remember LOTR it's been so long since I've read the books or watched the movies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they booked AirBnBs along the way.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A tarp and some twine would be nice to keep the rain off if I’m sleeping on the ground under a wool blanket.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This pic is from a pamphlet published about 100 years ago. I think the title is “Going Light,” or maybe “Camping Light.” Notice the weight. The idea that saving weight is a new concept is simply wrong, but so is the idea that we need modern materials to do so.

      I think the image we have of the over-burdened Backpacker acktyually comes from soldiers who carried everything they needed to live outside while fighting a war at the same time. It could also be from the late 1970’s and through the 1980’s, when recreational backpacking really hit its modern stride. It was the blind leading the blind, where everyone thought the mega-heavy pack with stuff swinging from the back was just a part of hiking because that’s what every other idiot was doing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I may have read that too. Did it talk up the superior modern technology of an oiled silk tent?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >oiled silk
          That’s tech from the 18th century (probably earlier), not the 1920’s. The pic says the material the shelters are made from.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        or maybe because the soldiers didn't have to pay for their own gear

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >post link secret squirrel

        https://www.theultralighthiker.com/2017/07/01/the-dawn-of-ultralight/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pyroxylin tent
        Isn't pyroxylin a form of nitrocellulose, making that thing extremely flammable?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its a tent made out of flash paper. Creating a more moronic construction takes effort.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is middle earth free of mosquitoes? I don't remember any in either the books or the movies, even though a lot of it takes part in swamps.

    Makes sleeping outside with minimal and retro gear a lot easier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Midges were on scene when they journeyed East of Bree.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just a lack of mosquitoes is enough for me to fantasize living in middle earth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The swamp was cursed so the bugs didn't like it at all. Mosquitos also didn't show up until the third age so the protection spell Gandalf put on the Shire was enough to keep out the already small population of mosquitos.
      It's all explained in the Silmarillion.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    on the same vein, i need an adventure in my life that feels similar, any tips?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bicycle touring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      become a turbo missionary?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      duck hunting in africa

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >duck hunting in Mordor
        I mean yeah, but I'd rather walk through Ireland.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had the same need and did this

      Bicycle touring

      4months of le going on a adventure! Good times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The Shire to Mordor: It's 1779 miles (2863 km) from the Shire to Mordor following Frodo and Sam's journey. If you walk three miles every other day, it will take you 20 weeks (about 4.5 months) to reach Weathertop and complete your challenge.

      >Te Araroa is New Zealand's long distance tramping route, stretching circa 3,000 kilometres along the length of the country's two main islands from Cape Reinga to Bluff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If you walk three miles every other day
        That's ... not a lot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Math is wrong. 1779/(20*7) = 12.7 miles a day over 20 weeks. Or 26 miles every 2 days.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Math is wrong. 1779/(20*7) = 12.7 miles a day over 20 weeks. Or 26 miles every 2 days.

        I just copied and pasted from the internet, I didn’t do the math. I live in a metric system country.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >pyroxylin tent
          Isn't pyroxylin a form of nitrocellulose, making that thing extremely flammable?

          Damn, imagine missing the point by this much.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how does he camp and pass through snow and rain like this

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think that loadout is sufficient as long as you have lembas

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey guys, OP here.

    Also, I'm a troony

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need my $200 pocket knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did they even carry knives?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        read the books for frick sake. frodo is carrying sting, bilbo's knife/sword that he found around the troll incident, and sam, merry and pippin also have daggers that are swords in their hands

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I obviously wasn't counting the swords Anon for obvious reasons.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes I need at least a walker colt and an 1860 henry rifle

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