Let me guess, you need more?

Let me guess, you need more?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does anime have to be so fucking dumb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wdym

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously not the same.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LONG
        LOONG
        LLLLOOOOONG GyUUUUuuuUUUUUUUUUUN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this in .460 Rowland would basically be Joshua for humans

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            454 Cas is weaker than 460SW. Why is Alucard using this thing like it's a cannon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >CALIBER : RECONSTRUCTION
            what does it mean

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based reference, based commercial, when they cucked the cheating girl I laughed my ass off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you don't know how to have fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This thing would be worse than a rifle
        The Jackal would have the ballistics of a lacrosse stick
        Alucard could do more damage by throwing doorknobs out of a sack.
        What the fuck's the point of a show where the main protagonist can instantly kill everyone he fights by slapping them once but he chooses not to for half an hour beforehand? It's like OPM but without a shred of Irony.

        Helsing is Gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The TV series was actually alright and had a 'monster of the week' kind of theme. The Hellsing organisation as a supernatural police force that mostly used normal guys to deal with shit, and Alucard only coming out for the really nasty shit as he is hard to control could be quite watchable.
          The actual Hellsing Ultimate was gay as fuck and had all the ridiculous bullshit associated with anime.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought that shit was the coolest when I was 16. Still do.
            [...]
            The mango, and by extension, Ultimate kill off everyone interesting in favour of Alucard power level wank

            The manga and ultimate are the canonical end and superior

            Also would it kill you to post some guns you damn undead thing!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Hellsing Ultimate
              It's the truest to the manga, though.
              Scene by scene, that's exactly how the manga played out.
              I agree, there's some dumb shit in Ultimate, well... a lot, actually. But I think liked it better than the legacy anime. The whole ebil nazi thing was gay along with much of the story.

              [...]
              Agreed. It's mostly cringe.
              I can't think of a single vampire anime or movie for that matter that I thought was really good.

              Jap mecha is the same for me too. I can only think of two that I can stand to rewatch again and both of those are heavily influenced by nostalgia, so not really a fair assessment.

              The vampire nazi invasion and all the characters in it was gay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I got that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Abridged series are mostly cringe.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its a matter of perspective, really

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The manga and ultimate are the canonical end
              that doesn't mean it's good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't mean it,'s not good either

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hellsing Ultimate
            It's the truest to the manga, though.
            Scene by scene, that's exactly how the manga played out.
            I agree, there's some dumb shit in Ultimate, well... a lot, actually. But I think liked it better than the legacy anime. The whole ebil nazi thing was gay along with much of the story.

            Vampires are some of the lamest shit ever, vampire wank in fiction is the worst.

            Agreed. It's mostly cringe.
            I can't think of a single vampire anime or movie for that matter that I thought was really good.

            Jap mecha is the same for me too. I can only think of two that I can stand to rewatch again and both of those are heavily influenced by nostalgia, so not really a fair assessment.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he wants to play around with his enemies, and see if he can beat them while doing as little as possible.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I understand *what* is happening I'm saying it's stupid.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just figure he wants to push his opponents as far as possible and see what kind of person they really are after that. Not like it really matters though, it's just cool.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What the fuck's the point of a show where the main protagonist can instantly kill everyone he fights by slapping them once but he chooses not to for half an hour beforehand?
          Imagine someone is playing Tarkov with all cheats on. he have one enemy on the map (without cheats). Cheater can insta headshot him across map any seconds.
          But put yourself in teh shoes of cheater. Would he pull trigger right away or would he play with his prey first? Think.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he should probably quit being a gay and get a life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just figure he wants to push his opponents as far as possible and see what kind of person they really are after that. Not like it really matters though, it's just cool.

            I cant believe three of you misread the post in the same exact way.

            I understand *what* is happening I'm saying it's stupid.

            >I understand *what* is happening I'm saying it's stupid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This thing would be worse than a rifle
          It's made for someone with super strength. To him it's like shooting 9mm

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alucard is limited in range when "Restrained" , dunno how the fuck magic vampire restraints work but ok. Also shooting multiple oponets ussually requires less effort and time then sprinting at a (speaking Hyperbolically) Mach 3 to one opponet , then the other, then to the third guy and so on.
          If the opponet is too far away to comfortably catch in a timely fashion because they can sprint at the Hyperbolical mach 2 or 2.5 or even 4 then they might get away due to some strange circumstance or simply outrunning Alucard because he was buisy catching the somebody else that could also run very fast.

          454 casull doesnt quite make sense in an autoloader due to it being a rimmed cartrige , it is probably possible, the coonan 1911 in 357 magnum exists. 454 is a potent cartrige due to the abundance of energy , heavy bullets, large cross sectional density and probably some pissin hot loads with some gucci projectiles, its effectiveness is probably quite good against anything not wearing proper ceramic armor / or anything that has mayor regenerating capabilities. maybe Hellsings gunsmiths used a cartrige already available because it should be GUD NUFF.

          The Jackal 13 mm "Pistol" was made specifically to kill Anderson, his ability to regenerate from injuries could not be overcome by the 454 (to be fair, unlike the smaller caliber pistol used by Alucards Boss it did momenterily stun him),
          Shots from the Jackal blew chunks off Anderson, those kind of injuries would put any man out of action,
          wounds whose edges are jagged and seperated by a quite a lot of distance with inadequate bloodsupply heal very very slowly,

          The jackal causees precisely those kinds of injuries So Anderson, can not heal when shot by the Jackal. or at least , not heal quickly enough to win the fight

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe he just thinks guns are cool ever think of that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the biggest divide between what people "think" is PrepHole (lol funny the gun looks AWESOME!!) and what PrepHole is actually like.
            The enjoyment comes from thinking about what weapon makes sense for a character to use because of it's stats and history. The second you throw in "It's just arbitrary whimsical bullshit nothing means anything", the air is let out of the whole thing.

            He might as well be using a BB gun.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If an immortal vampire showed up with a paintball gun and said
              >paintball is awesome, if I hit you with a paintball I'm killing you
              it would be rad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Helsing made Alucard his bitch, so now he basically has to ask his master permission everytime he has all out just this once. Alucard is clearly into it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's written by chinks who can't figure out how to work less than 12 hours a day and have some kids before thier population collapses.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >work
        Those fags just sit around doing nothing. Their productivity is often below ours.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even more pathetic then, that they can't find time to bang in an empty storage closet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >before thier population collapses
        oh no, they'll only have 80 million people on an island the size of Manhattan
        better start importing flips by the boatload to commit the crimes and consume the welfare and inflate the house prices that native Japanese won't
        fuck off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oh no, they'll only have 80 million people on an island the size of Manhattan
          ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of that land isn't usable man. Look at a geographic map next time and realize that in terms of actual usable land that can be spread out on it's more like they're the size of Oklahoma.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >an island the size of Manhattan
          Why would you say something so patently ridiculous. Manhattan is about 33 sq km. Japan has hundreds of islands that are larger than Manhattan, and they're mostly unpopulated.
          Japan is about as big as California.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "oh no, they'll only have 80 million people on a chain of islands the size of California—which is crowded at half that population"
            the point is that Japan (and Europe's) "impending population collapse disaster" only exists in the imaginations of bankers who need infinite economic growth forever to make ends meet

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think anybody claiming that their population collapse is a matter of having too few people really needs to go back to high school and learn about how an economy needs a labor force.
              The issue is that their aging population and shrinking labor force is resulting in a yet another lost generation who are going to be burdened by paying into pensions that they will never receive. Young Japs are going to be handing over more and more of their paychecks to boomers, making it harder to have kids and worsening the situation.
              Anyway, I agree that people focus too much on looking at Japan as a doomsday scenario. Even Thailand has the same birthrate as Japan, Korea has the worst ever recorded in human history, and most of western Europe is worse than Japan if you adjust for immigration. People have this hateboner for Japan for not importing millions of thirdies, as if thirdies don't get old themselves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >le Joos haha
          /pol/tard moment

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guilty flee when none pursue—point to the part of that post that mentions or even implies G-d's chosen people

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              meant to reply to

              >Population collapse fear mongering
              garden gnome moment

              fuck me I guess

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Population collapse fear mongering
        garden gnome moment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Population collapse is only relevant if you are a socialist moron who constantly cries about muh pensions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because like most popular cultural shit, everything is made for children, neets and the lowest common denominator. There's no experimentation, fun, or attempts at giving something depth anymore, and most of the writers and directors are basically manchildren who have no real life experiences to draw from.
      Of course, none of that is exclusive to anime. It's just a universal trait of modern pop culture.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please do tell what is made for cool, deep, intelligent, masculine men then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the teachings of andrew tate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you retarded or something? That guy embodies the exact same thing as modern anime. He's basically a posturing, shallow edgelord who relies on superficial bullshit to appear cool to other idiots. He's basically a chuunibyou.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you retarded or something? That guy embodies the exact same thing as modern anime. He's basically a posturing, shallow edgelord who relies on superficial bullshit to appear cool to other idiots. He's basically a chuunibyou.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lowest common denominator.
        Most anime know their specific target audience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I read this in whiny, nasal voice of someone who needs to have sex.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as you should anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do, that's why I don't spend time on PrepHole crying about manchildren and western civilization.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that shit was the coolest when I was 16. Still do.

      https://i.imgur.com/TR2ZEf9.jpg

      The TV series was actually alright and had a 'monster of the week' kind of theme. The Hellsing organisation as a supernatural police force that mostly used normal guys to deal with shit, and Alucard only coming out for the really nasty shit as he is hard to control could be quite watchable.
      The actual Hellsing Ultimate was gay as fuck and had all the ridiculous bullshit associated with anime.

      The mango, and by extension, Ultimate kill off everyone interesting in favour of Alucard power level wank

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vampires are some of the lamest shit ever, vampire wank in fiction is the worst.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what about Blade 1 tho?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought blade 2 was fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool things are cool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >16kg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >6 round magazine
          Walter says a funny.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >!
          did Alucard spot a box moving?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >13mm 16kg pistol with 6 round mags
          what the fuck? how insanely dogshit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's got functionally infinite ammo because vampire magic so the magazine capacity doesn't matter
            35 lbs seems a bit much unless the slide is made of depleted uranium though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >16kg
          >Heavier than an M82

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you think about it, the concept of having a literal monster wield unnatural weapons that would either cripple or kill a human(if they tried to use them)or that outright would require a vehicle/structure to use, is pretty cool.

        Yeah, it could toss the gun and just use magic or its monstruous strenght to take others out but thats just not fun. It's comparable to Anderson using the thorn.

        In other words, the chase is better than the catch and OP is gay or a troll or both.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anderson using the thorn
          That was a literal nothingburger though
          >son yuo are tree now
          >and then uhhhhh
          >die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vqZZ0e8.jpg

        >16kg

        I wonder how much of its weight was the bomb.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vqZZ0e8.jpg

        >16kg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does every scene in fiction where a character is buying a gun, the ammunition is described as part of the gun as if it's always going to fire macedonium-cased mercury tipped bullets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because their perception of guns come from other unrealistic media like video games where a type of ammunition IS most commonly intrinsically tied to the weapon itself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't think of a single example of this where the gun isn't being issued/sold/presented with some quantity of the described ammo included
          also it's a concise way of establishing the weapon's capabilities for the audience and establishing it as special/superior/elite/custom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >as if it's always going to fire macedonium-cased mercury tipped bullets
          Because narratively speaking, it is always going to be using that custom cartridge. It's just shorthand to establish the capabilities.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some guns actually are designed around a specific cartridge, which sucks for the used market down the road.
          For a custom firearm order however, purpose made and funded by a large, well funded and esoteric organization? It's hardly an issue for Alucard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does western media have to be so dreadful, misanthropic, and mundane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know "anime" consists of a bit more than just the art style. You may not like it, but it is perfectly acceptable for anime to be illogical, exagerrated and so on. For many people that is the charm of it and if you don't like it go watch normie tv.

      I have outgrown anime, but I acknowledge there was a time and a place for it wiith all its glorious bullshit and so should you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When normal humans talk it's acceptable to generalize based on the overwhelming weight of a pattern.
        If you throw a roll of quarters into an open sewer, it's still reasonable and normal to say the sewer is "full of sewage", you dont have to breathlessly stop everyone and correct them that there's actually some very valuable non sewage materials in there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weebs are out of touch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's the feds who are wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chinese cartoons for children and manchildren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't always like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought this movie off ebay last year after remembering it existed, fuck yeah anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does fantasy have to have fantastical elements?
      Gee, you tell me, gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      small handguns are fucking gay and stupid pussy shit
      fuck your law abiding conforming bullshit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think ill stick with pic related, ill be fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fugg that is sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My god that is retro sexy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      love Berettas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My 92fs is a peice of shit. Failure to extract every 100 rounds or so, never locks open on empty (ergonomics issue), trigger fucking blows, slide mounted safety is retarded, plastic trigger and guide rod, whole gun is really wide and prints badly etc.

        I like my cz75 way better.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder how much if any you can retrofit from the 92s? They have a metal trigger and guide rod.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So it has an extractor problem and you have a bunch of skill issues.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my cz75
          Opinion discarded

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >prints badly
          >5" barrel full-size pistol that can hold 18-20 rds in a flush mag
          Motherfucker what were you expecting?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not summoning Satan's demon dogs
    ngmi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not all of us have Marines on retainer

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the garand obrez

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my everyday carry

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Seras' dicky warm, or are Hellsing vampires cold animated corpses?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can pass for human. So yes. Besides, she probably mindfuck people like Alucard can. So still yes but your brain is under her control. Good luck convincing Pip to let you fuck her though.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What? I can't hear you, that fucking handcannon just blew everyone's eardrums in a five block radius.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see your .454 and 13mm with 39cm barrels set.

    And raise you a pair of 15mm with 60cm barrels
    These things are so fucking big you can block an entire kid's torso with one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I LOVE IT
      Nice reference anon

      >I got that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/j5YtjDa.jpg

        Cool things are cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see your silly guns and raise you a possessed guitar that shoots electricity.

      ?t=1503

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the anime that had the nazi catboy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, schrodinger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool, guess I’ll watch the anime instead of just jerking off to him again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's like no good porn of him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          define good porn of him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NEEDS CORRECTION

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since blessed silver can one-shot most supernatural things I'd go with a p90 with silver 5.7x28. If your not retarded and miss all your shots you can handle most infested villages by yourself.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He won't die before finishing Drifters, r-right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you be a better shot than her anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/I7xrxPI.jpg

        Would you be a better shot than her anon?

        Cutest girl in the manga/anime/abridged youtube series
        I can fix her bros

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          best girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ill wait till the 7th shot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While she is extremely cute, she is also cheating with vampire magic.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably not

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I keep seeing one of these in .22 and it looks like fun.
      >convince me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is fun, but the sights aren't adjustable and you don't get any extra muzzle velocity past about 8" because of the cylinder gap, so the extra barrel length really is just for show.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the anons in this thread failing to understand Hellsing
    the point of Hellsing is to have Nazi vampires and Protestant vampires and Catholic ninjas shoot each other with giant guns
    that's really all there is to it, the style is the substance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get it and we still don't like it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we

        Eat my ass tourist moron, PrepHole is and always will be an anime website

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE ALL THE ANIME!!! IF YOU DONT WATCH MIKU MUKU PENIS CHAN ADVENTURES YOU'RE NOT A REAL PrepHole!!!!!!
          Sneed my feed cross board gay, maybe when you're done sucking my dick you'll develop some decent fucking taste.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >IF YOU DONT WATCH MIKU MUKU PENIS CHAN ADVENTURES YOU'RE NOT A REAL PrepHole!!!!!!

            This but unironically mrs. Tourist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we
        Do you also use they/them pronouns?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the royal we
        speak for yourself moron. This is a guns and anime site.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you always known that you were gay, or did you find out recently?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >IF YOU DONT WATCH MIKU MUKU PENIS CHAN ADVENTURES YOU'RE NOT A REAL PrepHole!!!!!!

          This but unironically mrs. Tourist.

          Helsing is gay and no amount of cope will make it otherwise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have different tastes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have different tastes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this fucking game. It is a reminder to developer to stop playing at muh sofisticated artists and fully embrace everything people love about their stuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        B-But Vergil used a gun on Arkham!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yes, the state of me being consistently torn between how inherently cool I think these things are and how carpal tunnel inducing and disappointing they are in game. Yeah sure fine for maintaining my combo but when I see big ass beefy guns excuse me for wishing they did any damage.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Integra.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Integra is so proper and so noble and so christian where are her ten children?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a carpet muncher

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > need more

    Why yes the 454. Is a nice piece but I would rather my 500 mag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does the 500 mag feel more cartoonish than a literal cartoon gun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, maybe the sheer size? Or maybe the stout recoil of sending a 700gr round down range

        Here it is compared to my 357.

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