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Laugh all you want, he will soon be served his vengeance.
Kek, that was precisely who was in my mind.
Ukraine will finally know the strength of the Ogre Corps
It's not even a given that these guys are going to get mobilized. This measure has to be proposed and pass.
We talking length or girth?
circumference is a function of girth you idiot.
Good luck getting those guys mobile, let alone mobilized. They can't fit in any of the gear that you do manage to scrounge up.
On the plus side, they should have have their own force of gravity which might throw off the HIMARS cep.
Just give them bicycles and bolt rifles for sniping. Just because you are fat doesn't mean you can't lay your ass down for hours and shoot someone.
Will they fit?
Uncouple the turret, drop them in, then reassemble the tank around them. With no hope of escape, they will fight and protect the tank as though it were their own flesh.
you'll need leg holes for when the fuel runs out. And armor for the legs. And a poop chute.
There is an "escape" hatch on the bottom of the tank. It's not really viable for the turret crew to get to, but the driver can use it, and regularly hosing out the interior, or letting rainwater in will flush out waste.
>THE GOURMAND OF GOSTOMEL
> GENERAL PAVEL, I’M DUMA.
>STATE DUMA, I'M VDV.
Supreme air fryer of the donuts republic
Laugh all you want, he will soon be served his vengeance.
what weapon do you use to stop them?
one flight of stairs and no elevator should do the trick
For such a hard target, 10mm is the minimum acceptable caliber to stop the threat.
120mm SABOT might also make it through that thick hide.
Lettuce on a stick
The goose is cooking.
36th Absolut Unit
can't invade if you're on insulin
This is how the russian army is going to survive the winter
They eat the fat guys?
Nah, they cut them open like a Tauntaun and huddle inside for warmth.
That…could work in theory. Also, couldn’t they be used as a meat shield?
The supply situation is already shit. What, are the guys at the front going to eat these "large" guys?
Didn’t the Vatniks deploy a guy who was sentenced to prison for cannibalism not to long ago? I guess they need to feed that guy.
that's the kicker: they're going to be told they're going to enter a fat-reduction program. for free! go down three waist sizes in a month, or your money back.
I will watch this program closely. We too have many husky gentlemen. Perhaps another sputnik moment.
That'll be one big eyebrow
the politically correct terminology is Russian-American
>large russians from the dumass region
>earlier an article about recruiting immigrants
>now they're recruiting fatties
They're moving on from Vatniks to Fatnigs.
hey man the Cdn military was 30% obese in 2014, let alone today
They're sending in the fatasses because they can live off their fat deposits for weeks longer than the average Russian. They need fewer rations.
people from ex-Soviet countries, "Russians in the wide sense"
Or do they mean the likes of the ethnic Russians in places like chudsister and Kazakhstan? Expats tend to be the most fervent nationalists.
>The authors of the bill also proposed clarifying the clause on the release of large Russians from conscription. They offer to exempt them from fees only if the children are dependent on them. If a child-friendly citizen had more children born during his stay in reserve, he would be allowed to leave the reserve ahead of schedule.
I guess its a literal translation of "вeликopoc" which means greater russian. It's part of old imperial lingo that was used towards the people in the heartland regions of russia. Ukrainians were "lesser russians" and belorussians were "white russians". I don't know why State Duma brings up 19th century lingo in 2022 though
Which way would you look?
>Ukrainians were "lesser russians”
Incorrect translation here. This is all based on Greek/Byzantine church lingo, Malo Russia, where Malo (normally translated as small or little) should be translated as core, and “Megale, often translated as “great” or “big” is used in the same sense as saying the “Greater Milwaukee area”. If you are from “Greater Russia” you aren’t the better Russian or the bigger Russian, you are the satellite Russian, the culture-less suburbanite hanging your hat on a heritage others can claim more strongly.
When you are from Megale Russia, you only count as Russian from the most expansive definition of Russia, but of course when Moskovy rose to pre-eminence after the mongol conquest (having sold out to the Mongols in return for suzerainty over their ethnic brothers), they had great incentive to reframe these terms to legitimize their rule over what had been the homeland of their people.
Ehh, that might be the case with the origin of the words, but during the late Empire people applied the literal meaning to imply superiority over the dumb and underdeveloped ethnicities in comparison to the noble muskovites and peterites.
They're big guys.
YOU’RE A BIG GUY
>They are large
Are they pointing?
No but their hands are open and they're laughing.
probably for police forces. big scary guards for prisoners
guys it's getting to be too much
"we are losing. send in the fatties"
proud of russia for supporting the fat acceptance (into the military) movement
Russia is inhabited by three typse of people.
The armored vehicles are built to only fit Manlets, because Manlets have always been the despotic ruling class while Russians have always been the productive middle class and labour.
In an act of desperation, vatniks are now willing to call up reserves made of Russians and arm them, hoping that this would allow their army to actually stand up to the "large" Ukrainians.
Does this mean tall or is it PC speak for "fat"?
fatties are heckin' valid, thanks for being body positive, russia
>MY ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!
>war were declared
>quickly go to my nearest mcdicks
>can i gain 100 kilos before my draft number comes up?
sounds like a fun premise for erotic fat fetish art
>sounds like a fun premise for erotic fat fetish art
God damnit man.
Do you know how much more of an effort sequence stuff is then just a single image?
Slava Z said they were still haven't deployed their largest units of heavy infantry
They weren't wrong.
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