You are a PMC that has been contracted to extract as many former Afghan Interpreters as possible from the heart of urban Kabul
What would your loadout be? And now will you enter and leave Kabul with the interpreters and their families without being gunned down?
HOWEVER, you have no air support save for modified DJI drones
that movie sucked
>no air support
Fine by me
STANDING
HERE
I REALIZE
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
AND THE ASHES ARE ALL COLD NOW
which way metal gear man?
Dress like the locals. I.e., get me some Servis Cheetahs, a turban, and whatever the fuck those baggy-ass clothes the Talifags wear. Pull up in a Land Cruiser, start stuffing interpreters in the bed, make as many trips as needed.
My load out would be a large sum of cash in an offshore account so I can just pay the taliban leadership for the lives of interpreters. Leftover would go to the taxi driver to shuttle them to the airport
I just use the cover of the interpreters needing to move back in with family, pack their things, and just drive to safe territory. I doubt anyone cares. Even if they did, it's a solid cover story, so they just hang out in some village somewhere for a little while, take a trip somewhere else and don't come back.
>former Afghan Interpreters
We hated our terp with the force of a thousand suns. He was such a colossal piece of shit we unanimously decided to murder him at the end of our deployment.
>fat
>chainsmoked and always tried to bum cigarettes off the guys
>permanently high and or drunk
>literally raped his own children
>had the personal mobile phone numbers and was related to or knew every single major anti-coalition player in the AO
>mysteriously disappeared one day and never returned
It's been 11 years and I would go back to Afghanistan just to kill that cunt if I could
As if i'm going to save some shitskins in order for them to be imported here, make more likeable scenarios next time
>Guy fought and risked his life for you? Just toss him in the trash!
Guess Stalin was right about gratitude and loyalty being diseases suffered by dogs.
no afghan ever did shit for me lmfao
>free country
>ok guys we’re gonna leave
>it’s gonna be soon
>you guys should be ready
>ok we’ve left you with enough training and equipment to be a functioning military with a government
>ok guys we’re finally leav-
>NOOOOO HOW COULD YOU ABANDON US PLEASE TAKE US WITH YOU
Like for fucks sake, these homosexuals just threw the towel In immediately and decided to abandon ship. Once the gibs dried up they just fucked off. Like these fucks just immediately gave up. I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t exactly sit well when considering possible citizens. Imagine if every Ukrainian who could fight just packed up and left when Russia invaded, and then bitched about NATO while doing nothing against the invasion.
Literally 100%
some tea, sweet baked goods and a pig ol pile of cash
if they wanted those people dead they'd already be dead
This. Safe, effective, and all said and done it's going to be a lot cheaper as well.
just pretend to be a retarded cab driver, ez
>shorty SR-25 for cqb
My load out would be some comfy clothes and a chair so I could sit back and leave the ragheads to die in their shit hole of a country.
I just bring lord miles with me and walk out
no weapons needed. EZ