Kel-Tec R&D meeting

Gentlemen welcome, everyone take a line and let's get to work designing the next Kel-Tec firearm.

I'll start: bullpup lever action rifle. Instead of the lever being operated with the shooters right hand, it will be their left hand so their right hand can remain on the trigger. Also, make it a binary lever; shoot on opening, shoot again on closing.

Alright boys let's hear em.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was this a real weapon or is the image just a gag?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Glad to see this available in my favorite cartridge.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Totally underrated cartridge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing the front cylinder is actually bored and rifled with different bore sizes. The real question I have is, does the barrel "cylinder" rotate at the same time as the cartridge cylinder to line up with chambers reamed for different cartridges? Or does the barrel cylinder only rotate when you swap the cartridge cylinder for different cylinders where all 6 chambers are for the same cartridge.

      I'd like to assume the first one, I imagine a gun that fired a more powerful cartridge every time you pulled the trigger would be pretty useful. For example, if the 5.5 Velo-Dog didn't get them, just keep pulling the trigger until you get to .50-70 govt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile, at Taurus

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A full-auto pistol shooting 12 gauge ammo, with a backwards facing tube magazine that the costumer must pinkie promise to never shoulder.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .50 BMG handgun with the shortest barrel length we can manage without getting in a lawsuit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't even mention or digest a 50bmg gun again! All the good ammo will get immediately outlawed just like when the DSA homosexuals made a FAL pistol, all the 7.62x51 specialty ammo became illegal because muh AP firing pistols killing cops hysteria.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lets make a .25acp pocket pistol that has a plastic frame and one of our zinc slides. It should only cost $83 to produce, but the only other option for .25acp is $900 for a browning clone. It'll be single stack, DAO, and polymer. We can sell it as a backup pistol and sell it for $400 a piece.

    • 1 year ago
      A Lady of Repute

      >single stack, DAO
      frick that make it quad stack give it a binary trigger proof it for +P+++++ and release the files for 3d printing the frame and sell kits

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Slide needs to have an optics cut aswell

        • 1 year ago
          A Lady of Repute

          obviously

          You're fricking dumb and stupid. We'll make it triple stack, optics ready, and sell optional threaded barrels. but it has to be a new form factor. Mouse gun, pocket carry, whatever its just not going to catch on. We'll call it super duper ultra compact discreet backup form factor because it'll technically be smaller than anything ever made, but still be a legal gun capable of shooting .25acp.

          I like the way you think even if triple stack is moronic and probably doesnt work.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We here at keltec made a quad stack rimmed cartridge work. We'll make a triple stack, and the mag can be inserted to the grip, or the ejection port. It'll just frickin work bro we have the best engineers ever and make this shit cheaper than nerf guns.

            Frick it I just did a few more lines. We'll make a 6.8spc battle rifle, rear eject, bull pup, dual barrel. 2 shots at once would be too much recoil, so we'll make it so when barrel 1 fires it cycles barrel 2, and vice versa. Double the capacity, double the firing rate, , rear eject means we'll save all our brass in the backpack accessory, and they'll be spaced far enough apart enthusiasts can put both suppressors on and hear the difference between firing. NFA laws can go frick themselves because it'll have 1 trigger, and a spring softened stock. Mags load in sideways for balance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're fricking dumb and stupid. We'll make it triple stack, optics ready, and sell optional threaded barrels. but it has to be a new form factor. Mouse gun, pocket carry, whatever its just not going to catch on. We'll call it super duper ultra compact discreet backup form factor because it'll technically be smaller than anything ever made, but still be a legal gun capable of shooting .25acp.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .32 acp carbine. 16.5" barrel, semi automatic bullpup. Folds into a triangular configuration for storage. 45 round drum magazine in the stock.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PMR 30 in .17 HMR or CP33 in .17 mach 2? Really would just need a barrel swap....

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A semi auto shotgun pistol that can only fire minishells.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CAPACITY. Where’s the capacity? it needs a rotating magazine system.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The magazine tubes are removable.
        Just a quick twist and it slides off so you can replace it with a fresh full tube of mini shotshells.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Could we maybe do a helix style magazine tube?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Love the band HELIX. Hey what about a polymer pistol that shoots 50 rounds of .50AE? Lightweight, giant FU bullets, and super capacity. We could make those for 350 dollars.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Slap a factory binary trigger in it for an extra 50 bucks. Run it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, the mag swings down and you twist to remove it, Then you insert a fresh mag, twist to lock it in place and push back up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting, interesting. Maybe we should put it above the barrel. Make it look… REVOLUTIONARY

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/d07VCLW.jpg

                Nah, the mag swings down and you twist to remove it, Then you insert a fresh mag, twist to lock it in place and push back up.

                OH better yet. Check it out, check it. 2 barrels, two magazines. And set it up so the trigger act like a binary. Firing the right barrel on the pull, and the left on the release.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Who invited this gelopi? Give me a cigarette.

                You're fricking dumb and stupid. We'll make it triple stack, optics ready, and sell optional threaded barrels. but it has to be a new form factor. Mouse gun, pocket carry, whatever its just not going to catch on. We'll call it super duper ultra compact discreet backup form factor because it'll technically be smaller than anything ever made, but still be a legal gun capable of shooting .25acp.

                No shit dumbass. It needs an over-folding stock and underfolding bayo that triples as a grip pod. What I was going to say before you got mad and cut me off was that and cut in in half and add a door hinge and dead bolt so it fits in your back pocket.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think you need to start thinking outside the box bro. I’ll get a couple more rails chopped up for you. That’ll open up that creative genius shit you got locked away.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              tube-fed, toggle-locking rifle in .30 carbine
              >feeds from the top, the barrel is on the bottom
              >ejects downwards
              >the magazine tube can be quickly detached like in except they swing to the side
              >lots of wood, give it a fudd-y look
              >optics can be mounted in front of the loading gate or from a side rail
              I NEED it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > .243 Win dueling pistols
    >actual HALO pistol in 10mm
    >phased plasma rifle in the 40wt range

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HALO pistol in 10mm
      the M6 was 12.7 mm by something or other. basically just make a desert eagle but with even bigger bullets and put a 3 inch long recoil damper on the back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A pistol so absurdly overpowered that it was used by Marines and Spartans as a DMR. The along comes Halo 2 and they give us whatever the 32 ACP equivalent of that gun was.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay hear me out. What if we made like a .300 blackout, but in a P90 style platform?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay hear me out. What if we made like a .300 blackout, but in a P90 style platform?
      Guy 4: .300 blackout is for babbys. I'm working on a P90 platform that shoots the same 30×173mm ordnance used by the Gau-8 Avenger. My only problem is the optics are too damned high up in the air.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bolt action, tube fed rifle that is actuated by a lever and externally looks identical to a lever action rifle when the bolt is closed.

    Rifle that externally looks completely identical to an MP5 or G3 but internally is a gas-operated rotating bolt locked gun with a gas tube inside the charging handle cavity. The 5.56 version will use Mini 14-compatible magazines instead of HK33 magazines.

    12 gauge gatling gun

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need to order more hex screws

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't hear? Kevin had a heart attack last night, we can just use the ones from his desk.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Launch a line of tactical knives/swords/axes. All the hilts and guards and stuff will use same polymers that the guns already use, sometimes just modified versions of existing Kel-tec grips. Everything has patented waffle pattern and uses same screws. Sell everything for a little over half of what Cold Steel charges for the equivalent product.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This would u ironically sell. Imagine those "Zombie Apocalypse Knives" from a few years ago, but now the novelty is that it's just crazy Kel TEC shit instead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >su16mag the doubles as a knife
        >keltec knife that doubles as a su16 mag

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >double barrel
    >lever action
    >24" barrels (mag tubes to match)
    >built-in 1-8x optic
    >10mm Auto

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With a bayonet lug or nah?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, but the storage compartment in the stock comes with a handful of throwing blades.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how would a rimless cartridge work in a tube mag

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same way 35 remington works in a marlin, knobchops

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    piston AR with gas system upside down like a machine gun so it can be side fed like one for max prone shooting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How bout a sten in .308

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only if it has dual magazines and a binary trigger
        Think the M1917 Burton machine gun but better.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS! You can triple stack 5.7 in a garand clip. What do we do with this discovery?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS
    PLEASE
    MAKE A VIABLE PRODUCT
    WE'RE HEMORRHAGING MONEY
    >t. accounting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just make more RDBs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up nerd ass. If you don't have anything meaningful to add, then go get the frick out.
      >intense stare
      I just got an idea, set triggers for binary triggers. Triggers on the foregrip as well. It's like finger frickin' four chicks at the same time. Kyle could have used that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just get those Tarkov guys to buff our guns a bunch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rip off scifi game/movie guns and change something minor while naming it something unrelated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if we didn't buy as much cocaine with company funds, we could have less overhead?

      Nah, frickit...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoooort!
      Lmao!
      So anyway, about that bullpup lever action... How polymer can we make it?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KSG but it's triple barreled and with 3 mag tubes, except one barrel is 12g and the other is 20gauge and the third .410/.45long colt. Touted as the ultimate survival shotgun.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wipes nose
    NGSW 6.8 cased telescoped ammunition on a P90 style horizontally placed 40 round mag, bulllpup, suppressed with that reciprocal piston recoil reducer in that AEK gun lol

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a reverse gatling gun where you have one barrel but 6 magazines that spin around it

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A pistol AN-94 clone that fires .22lr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With a binary trigger
      *****SNORT******

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With a binary trigger
      *****SNORT******

      This is so fricking moronic I can see Kel-Tec actually making.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how is this gonna work on a rimmed cartridge?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Off set the firing pin idiot

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A California legal bullpup chambered in ,416 barrett with the body being made mostly of polymer.

    Oh, and a binary trigger.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people, we need fully fuctional black powder full auto AR
    its black powder so legal in most states

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sniiiiiiff
    How about we take the KSG and instead of 12ga we make one feed tube .410 and the other .45?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pass me a bump
    *sniiiiiiiiif*
    Alright frick all these binary triggers that's played out. We need quadrinary triggers for all guns ASAP.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gentlemen welcome, everyone take a line and let's get to work designing the next Kel-Tec firearm.
    A semi-automatic revolver chambered in 327 federal magnum with a 10 shot cylinder.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    twisted gun that can be shot sideways. need to tap into that Black person market, move some units and drop a 5.7 gatling gun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wafer-thin, single-stack, 5.7 pistol for concealed carry.

      >need to tap into that Black person market,
      But could this alienate our larger established target demographic? The one that actually pays for their guns?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Wafer-thin, single-stack, 5.7 pistol for concealed carry.
        LPC but 50% smaller firing FMJ .17 mach 2.

        PMR 30 in .17 HMR or CP33 in .17 mach 2? Really would just need a barrel swap....

        These would be practical and easy to make, GTFO

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OK
    so like, the Taurus Curve, but- nananananah, but like, the whole gun is a holster AND a belt. in 10MM.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      $130 back then is like $4,000 now. WTF?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Squad automatic weapon in 4.6 HK

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .50 AE evans

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *sniff*
    OK
    SO LIKE, IT'S A 4-SHOT BELT BUCKLE GUN CHAMBERED IN .410

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about a gun that has a trigger for each barrel, and they can slot into other guns and because they're not rifled barrels they're not violating NFA and you can make a punching glove out of 4, and it shoots up to 45acp and we call it the knuckle duster because you get powder on your hand when you're punching the wall?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about if we just make the m43 again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bGCrYnp.jpg

      I will never forgive keltec for never giving us the M43 as a consumer available product

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >George Kellgren caresses a waffle iron in the shadows

    Ah-haha… yes… all is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sharps rifle but obrez'd
    .50 ae quad barrel derringer

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay.
    We made a shotgun that feeds from two tubes.
    We made a pistol & rifle that feeds from a p90 magazine.
    Why don't we make a pistol that feeds from two p90 magazines, but one of the p90 mags faces backwards and works as a stock even though it isn't a stock?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A sten but semi auto and chambered in 12 guage, made with as little metal and as much waffle iron polymer as possible

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dual magazine polymer bolt action .22

  40. 1 year ago
    sage

    a single shot 22.
    not reloadable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They ship you a .22 diameter tube, a hammer and a nail, goodluck

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Two shot break open 9mm pistol that costs 80 dollars

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    30-06 bolt action with two barrel options.

    First barrel is 1 in 7 twist, 24 inches, used for 130 grain speedster rounds or 190 big berger Bois.

    Second barrel is 1 in 3 twist and uses a knockoff petaling round equivalent to the 8.6 blackout. It's about 12 inches.

    It has tactical rails and a trigger safety,so it's savage 110 tactical-esque.

    The other is a 6.8 western rifle with a drop cylinder in either an 18 or 24 inch barrel.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Omani desert camouflage.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A glock clone that has interchangeable parts with real glocks but with proprietary magazines.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a nail gun that works off 22 blanks

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Skis down the slope
    Alright frickers listen up.
    MARKETS. MARKETS PEOPLE, WHAT HAVE WE NOT TAPPED INTO YET?
    skeet and trap shooting gentlemen.
    But I want polymer, I want steel shot, but only takes 2" shells no chokes and have the empty shells shoot out so aggressively the hail of the frickers would buckshot the homosexual.

    Now would you get Rickey to snag another fricking brick while we wait on the gravy train?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, I took this photo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cut off the muzzle on the right
        >a bit too grainy
        >good color
        >nice lighting
        >nobody in frame

        It’s pretty good, B tier

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rail gun barrel + normal gunpowder for twice as fast bullet

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Forward-ejecting self-emptying revolver with quick-change cylinders for fast reloads.
    Belt. Fed. Shotgun. And it folds in half, sideways. Both ways.
    A .410 2 shot derringer. Carbine version coming Q3 of 2024

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dream of the day when Kel-Tec wins a contrsct to build the next US service rifle.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    P90 up-scaled to fit .300bo and a .50bmg DMR sell as a package to "operators"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no pubes
      disgusting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lever action revolver chambered in 40-70 but instead of operating the lever, you tilt the whole gun forward and back up

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >357mag
    >Semi auto
    >Bullpup
    >Forward blowback (blowfoward? Backwards blowback?)
    >Integrally suppressed
    >Bottom ejecting
    >Polymer frame
    >5 rails
    >Carry handle
    >No safety
    This was the /k/ makes a gun masterpiece that resulted from replies on the post.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine one would need a shitton of paperwork to actually buy this, but TBF i think it's kinda kino.
      I also forgot to mention:
      >11mm dovetail on the top
      >Integrated front grip
      >Backwards bayonet thing that can be stabbed in to the shooters shoulder for maximum stability
      Obviously samegayging here, so here are the top, bottom, and isometric views.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only truly weird thing keltec has made is the RDB-S

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People like 10mm. Let’s enlarge the cp33 and advertise it as the only triple stack 10mm on the market.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A modernized STEN using polymer and aluminum that takes glock mags

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guy 1:The built in suppressor has a muzzle brake with threading to attach another suppressor on the end which (if they use one of our proprietary models) includes another muzzle break with threading to attach another suppressor.

    Guy 2: b-bu-but...

    Guy 1: To answer your question: Its suppressors and muzzle brakes all the way down. You can hit some 1,000 yards away by stabbing them.

    Guy 2: ...stabbing?

    Guy 1: The last muzzle break includes a mount for a bayonet.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want a pcc in .25 acp, that uses a helical magazine. They are the only ones I think that could ever pull it off

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Integrally suppressed 9mm flobert pistol, detachable box mag forward of the trigger.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a keltec shill/marketing thread
    Every keltek I've owned has been a massive piece of shit with glaring flaws
    Frick this fricking company

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hating on keltec
      Are you gay or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love my CP33, I expected it to be a jam-o-matic but I've only had trouble with wax coated .22 when left in the magazines for any length of time.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*snort*

    Okay... just a regular AR15 style rifle BUT the buffer tube has a quick change mechanism that replaces the buffer tube with a fleshlight.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hybrid-cased 5.7 at 80k psi, out of a mp7 clone

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If we don't do it then Hipoint will beat us to it!

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > 25 acp pcc with

    >lever actuated charging handle like in lever action rifles

    > a top mounted dual magazine setup and offset sights

    Dual magazine pic related

    You "open the lever, pull out the magazine/ magazines, put in new ones, close the lever

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*sniiiiff*
    Okay gents, I'm thinking it's time to give up on accuracy and focus on the cool factor. I'm thinking about an AR15 pistol with a quick detach barrel, and having proprietary magnesium-lined 8.5inch barrels to throw as much fireball and sparks downrange as possible.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *Snoooooooort!
    Ah, that's good stuff.
    Alright.
    A internal box magazine fed .308 lever action.
    We'll have a polymer stock and frame with a stainless steel barrel.
    Hold on; I need another bump.
    Alright.
    We'll also sell it as "optics ready" by which I mean we cut costs by having it have no rear sight, just a top rail, but the top rail is split down the middle and there is a front sight, so one COULD aim down the rail, using it as a rear sight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THE /K/UBE HAS SPOKEN!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We just have to make sure that the rail is spring-loaded with a riser so you can use it with NODs.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Integrally suppressed KS7 that feeds reliably

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bullpup.pump action 357 magnum carbine with a tube magazine.

    Market them to lawful citizens that live adjacent to Black-infested areas.

    Call it the “Reparations Dispenser”.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so we copy the vector's action, but we mix it with a rotating lug assembly so we can fire rifle caliber,
    next we use all that free space that the vector wastes and turn it into an ultra-compact bullpup where it takes the record for world's longest buttstock.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Revolver in cased telescoped 5.56
    Pump action rifle in cased telescoped 5.56
    Squad automatic weapon in cased telescoped 4.6 HK with 1000 round nutsack

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a yessss, now let's get to the business of discussing the 45-70 hornet project

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Break action combination gun with 12 gauge barrel and 50 bmg barrels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be reasonable
      How 'bout a triple barrel 23mm shotgun along with a double barrel version for those trying to save a bit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No no no no no no no no no no. Wait, the *SNIIIIFFF* the action should break to the SIDE. Like, we can sell that shit as ambi, AR guys would eat it up. And you can switch the breaking to either side.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nononono

      *SNIIIFFFFF SNORT , SPIT, COUGH COUGH, * SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
      AAAAAAHHHH

      >A polymerframed Bullpup drilling
      > with 2 10 gauge barrels and a
      >50 beowulf barrel under the twin 10gauge barrels
      > and aN OPTIONAL 22lr barrel hidden in a rib.

      The gun is opened by sliding it forward

      Rail systems everywhere to ensure tactical solutions to tactical problems

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bullpup drilling
        *SNIFFFFF*
        Frick yeah fund it.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OK, now let's talk.

    Two words. SHUT THE FRICK UP! LISTEN! TWO FRICKING WORDS!

    k98 and 20mm.

    THAT IS TWO FRICKING WORDS FRANK, SHUT THE FRICK UP!

    Okay, now the k98 is a hell of a rifle, but it could be better. Get rid of that wood for some sexy fricking milled aluminum. Make it look real sci-fi like and lightweight.

    30 inch long barrel.

    FRICK YOU FRANK!

    *snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

    I SAID FRICK YOU FRANK!

    20mm man, frick I love 20mm. Hispano cannons bro. FRICK. I have a hard on - when are the hookers getting here?

    *eyes frank in silence for a few moments - Frank says nothing and averts his eyes*

    All right - remember last meating where we decided stripper clips were for gays? ENBLOC b***hes.

    But why? Why?

    WHY FRANK?

    Shut the frick up frank.

    *room dead silent*

    WRONG FRANK!

    I WANT TO HEAR THE FRICKING PING WHEN I'VE SHOT 8 FRICKING ROUNDS THROUGH THE ENGINE BLOCK OF THAT FRICKING MINIVAN THAT CUT ME OFF LAST WEEK!

    OK... whew... I'm winded.

    *hookers arrive*

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consider: Short recoil, toggle-locked, bullpup takedown rifle with a detachable box magazine for any round in the 7.62 x 51mm rimless case family. We need to put more steps in between hiking up the mountain and shooting an elk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No you absolutely *SNIIIIFFF* wienersucker it has to be belt-fed, that's the new craze with zoomers. ARE YOU FRICKKNG BLIND? Liste, we just need to belt-feed that shit and we're good to go.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pump action shotguns work well with rimmed shells Let's just use the same mechanism to make a ksg in 45-70 but beefed up a bit.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *SNIIIIFFF*
    Okay, frick, Jesus that's good.

    Alright, okay, so...an RUB, an upward-ejecting bullpup with an integral...*SNIIIIFFF*...okay yeah so the upward ejection fires the shell into a shop-vac with a mount for a 1913 rail on the cheek-weld space on the stock that goes into a proprietary *SNIIIIFF* pack that they have to buy separately. And so we put an integral silencer, we 3D print some proprietary shit, into the shop vac so the operator can discreetely harvest the brass from the upward-ejection. Yeah and so *SNIIIIFFF* we ship the pack with firmware that locks that fricker so they have to send it in to us to get the brass back, but we don't give the brass back to those frickers.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    12-round top-break revolver in .22 mag with an option to swap the cylinder for 8 rounds of 5.7x28; picatinny top and bottom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We ship it with an A2 grip and we're good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssnif
      Bro you're so fricking close. We'll make a revolver thats got like wagon wheels and meshing together like that stupid video game and it'll spin the 2 wheels as you shoot and you can reload both and it'll be faster than semi auto and we'll make it in like 12 different calibers yeah .22 short, 22 mag, not long rifle frick that everyone hates that caliber, then we'll do 9mm, 45, and like 350 legend or whatever the nerds in marketing say is hot right now.

      FRICK brainwave we'll make it so you can swap out cylinders and the grip can me made out of plastic you can just bolt on new grips and panels bro.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *SNIIIIFFF* IS ANYONE IN THIS FRICKING BOARDROOM LISTENING TO ME??? TWO WORDS:

        BELT.

        FED.

        UNDERSTAND?

        *SNIIIIFFF*

        THAT'S CALLED MARKET FRICKING RESEARCH.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've eaten off a belt before when I took some bawd out to sushi but she was a fricking dumbass and didn't like guns I got up and left she can eat sushi off a belt thats a stupid fricking idea and you need to get your head examined if you think food, guns, or anything good comes on belts. Even my fricking audi uses chains for everything. god dammit your'e stupid this company is stupid and going nowhere without my LEADERSHIP

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            HOLY FRICK

            *SNIIIIFFF*

            I actually have to spell it out for you: We go belt fed so those same sushi bawds can paint the fricking bullets all multicolored with their nail polish and post it on instagram. We nail that niche, and we're rolling the dough.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.

    I really have it this time: a bullpup with the trigger...in the MIDDLE of the action.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we have been selected as the winners of the the L85A4 upgrade program contract.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lever action keltec 777
    >detachable mag tubes
    >mag tubes attach and stablize by magnets
    Thoughts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      copper is magnetic.
      Need new ammo with different jacket
      Titanium

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nein copper, lead, and brass are fine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why magnets? just make them rock & lock like bizon mags.
      better idea:
      >KSG with top mounted mag tubes that reload like a p90

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Double barreled bullpup pump action rifle chambered in something hilariously large, fed from detachable box magazine.

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