Gentlemen welcome, everyone take a line and let's get to work designing the next Kel-Tec firearm.
I'll start: bullpup lever action rifle. Instead of the lever being operated with the shooters right hand, it will be their left hand so their right hand can remain on the trigger. Also, make it a binary lever; shoot on opening, shoot again on closing.
Alright boys let's hear em.
Was this a real weapon or is the image just a gag?
Glad to see this available in my favorite cartridge.
Totally underrated cartridge.
I'm guessing the front cylinder is actually bored and rifled with different bore sizes. The real question I have is, does the barrel "cylinder" rotate at the same time as the cartridge cylinder to line up with chambers reamed for different cartridges? Or does the barrel cylinder only rotate when you swap the cartridge cylinder for different cylinders where all 6 chambers are for the same cartridge.
I'd like to assume the first one, I imagine a gun that fired a more powerful cartridge every time you pulled the trigger would be pretty useful. For example, if the 5.5 Velo-Dog didn't get them, just keep pulling the trigger until you get to .50-70 govt.
>meanwhile, at Taurus
A full-auto pistol shooting 12 gauge ammo, with a backwards facing tube magazine that the costumer must pinkie promise to never shoulder.
.50 BMG handgun with the shortest barrel length we can manage without getting in a lawsuit
Don't even mention or digest a 50bmg gun again! All the good ammo will get immediately outlawed just like when the DSA gays made a FAL pistol, all the 7.62x51 specialty ammo became illegal because muh AP firing pistols killing cops hysteria.
Lets make a .25acp pocket pistol that has a plastic frame and one of our zinc slides. It should only cost $83 to produce, but the only other option for .25acp is $900 for a browning clone. It'll be single stack, DAO, and polymer. We can sell it as a backup pistol and sell it for $400 a piece.
>single stack, DAO
fuck that make it quad stack give it a binary trigger proof it for +P+++++ and release the files for 3d printing the frame and sell kits
This. Slide needs to have an optics cut aswell
obviously
I like the way you think even if triple stack is retarded and probably doesnt work.
We here at keltec made a quad stack rimmed cartridge work. We'll make a triple stack, and the mag can be inserted to the grip, or the ejection port. It'll just fuckin work bro we have the best engineers ever and make this shit cheaper than nerf guns.
Fuck it I just did a few more lines. We'll make a 6.8spc battle rifle, rear eject, bull pup, dual barrel. 2 shots at once would be too much recoil, so we'll make it so when barrel 1 fires it cycles barrel 2, and vice versa. Double the capacity, double the firing rate, , rear eject means we'll save all our brass in the backpack accessory, and they'll be spaced far enough apart enthusiasts can put both suppressors on and hear the difference between firing. NFA laws can go fuck themselves because it'll have 1 trigger, and a spring softened stock. Mags load in sideways for balance.
You're fucking dumb and stupid. We'll make it triple stack, optics ready, and sell optional threaded barrels. but it has to be a new form factor. Mouse gun, pocket carry, whatever its just not going to catch on. We'll call it super duper ultra compact discreet backup form factor because it'll technically be smaller than anything ever made, but still be a legal gun capable of shooting .25acp.
.32 acp carbine. 16.5" barrel, semi automatic bullpup. Folds into a triangular configuration for storage. 45 round drum magazine in the stock.
PMR 30 in .17 HMR or CP33 in .17 mach 2? Really would just need a barrel swap....
A semi auto shotgun pistol that can only fire minishells.
CAPACITY. Where’s the capacity? it needs a rotating magazine system.
The magazine tubes are removable.
Just a quick twist and it slides off so you can replace it with a fresh full tube of mini shotshells.
Could we maybe do a helix style magazine tube?
Love the band HELIX. Hey what about a polymer pistol that shoots 50 rounds of .50AE? Lightweight, giant FU bullets, and super capacity. We could make those for 350 dollars.
Slap a factory binary trigger in it for an extra 50 bucks. Run it
Nah, the mag swings down and you twist to remove it, Then you insert a fresh mag, twist to lock it in place and push back up.
Interesting, interesting. Maybe we should put it above the barrel. Make it look… REVOLUTIONARY
OH better yet. Check it out, check it. 2 barrels, two magazines. And set it up so the trigger act like a binary. Firing the right barrel on the pull, and the left on the release.
Who invited this gelopi? Give me a cigarette.
No shit dumbass. It needs an over-folding stock and underfolding bayo that triples as a grip pod. What I was going to say before you got mad and cut me off was that and cut in in half and add a door hinge and dead bolt so it fits in your back pocket.
I think you need to start thinking outside the box bro. I’ll get a couple more rails chopped up for you. That’ll open up that creative genius shit you got locked away.
tube-fed, toggle-locking rifle in .30 carbine
>feeds from the top, the barrel is on the bottom
>ejects downwards
>the magazine tube can be quickly detached like in except they swing to the side
>lots of wood, give it a fudd-y look
>optics can be mounted in front of the loading gate or from a side rail
I NEED it
> .243 Win dueling pistols
>actual HALO pistol in 10mm
>phased plasma rifle in the 40wt range
HALO pistol in 10mm
the M6 was 12.7 mm by something or other. basically just make a desert eagle but with even bigger bullets and put a 3 inch long recoil damper on the back
A pistol so absurdly overpowered that it was used by Marines and Spartans as a DMR. The along comes Halo 2 and they give us whatever the 32 ACP equivalent of that gun was.
Okay hear me out. What if we made like a .300 blackout, but in a P90 style platform?
>Okay hear me out. What if we made like a .300 blackout, but in a P90 style platform?
Guy 4: .300 blackout is for babbys. I'm working on a P90 platform that shoots the same 30×173mm ordnance used by the Gau-8 Avenger. My only problem is the optics are too damned high up in the air.
bolt action, tube fed rifle that is actuated by a lever and externally looks identical to a lever action rifle when the bolt is closed.
Rifle that externally looks completely identical to an MP5 or G3 but internally is a gas-operated rotating bolt locked gun with a gas tube inside the charging handle cavity. The 5.56 version will use Mini 14-compatible magazines instead of HK33 magazines.
12 gauge gatling gun
We need to order more hex screws
You didn't hear? Kevin had a heart attack last night, we can just use the ones from his desk.
Launch a line of tactical knives/swords/axes. All the hilts and guards and stuff will use same polymers that the guns already use, sometimes just modified versions of existing Kel-tec grips. Everything has patented waffle pattern and uses same screws. Sell everything for a little over half of what Cold Steel charges for the equivalent product.
This would u ironically sell. Imagine those "Zombie Apocalypse Knives" from a few years ago, but now the novelty is that it's just crazy Kel TEC shit instead.
>su16mag the doubles as a knife
>keltec knife that doubles as a su16 mag
>double barrel
>lever action
>24" barrels (mag tubes to match)
>built-in 1-8x optic
>10mm Auto
With a bayonet lug or nah?
No, but the storage compartment in the stock comes with a handful of throwing blades.
how would a rimless cartridge work in a tube mag
same way 35 remington works in a marlin, knobchops
piston AR with gas system upside down like a machine gun so it can be side fed like one for max prone shooting
How bout a sten in .308
Only if it has dual magazines and a binary trigger
Think the M1917 Burton machine gun but better.
GUYS! You can triple stack 5.7 in a garand clip. What do we do with this discovery?
GUYS
PLEASE
MAKE A VIABLE PRODUCT
WE'RE HEMORRHAGING MONEY
>t. accounting
Just make more RDBs
Shut the fuck up nerd ass. If you don't have anything meaningful to add, then go get the fuck out.
>intense stare
I just got an idea, set triggers for binary triggers. Triggers on the foregrip as well. It's like finger fuckin' four chicks at the same time. Kyle could have used that.
Just get those Tarkov guys to buff our guns a bunch
rip off scifi game/movie guns and change something minor while naming it something unrelated
Maybe if we didn't buy as much cocaine with company funds, we could have less overhead?
Nah, fuckit...
>Snoooort!
Lmao!
So anyway, about that bullpup lever action... How polymer can we make it?
KSG but it's triple barreled and with 3 mag tubes, except one barrel is 12g and the other is 20gauge and the third .410/.45long colt. Touted as the ultimate survival shotgun.
>wipes nose
NGSW 6.8 cased telescoped ammunition on a P90 style horizontally placed 40 round mag, bulllpup, suppressed with that reciprocal piston recoil reducer in that AEK gun lol
a reverse gatling gun where you have one barrel but 6 magazines that spin around it
A pistol AN-94 clone that fires .22lr
With a binary trigger
*****SNORT******
This is so fucking retarded I can see Kel-Tec actually making.
how is this gonna work on a rimmed cartridge?
Off set the firing pin idiot
A california legal bullpup chambered in ,416 barrett with the body being made mostly of polymer.
Oh, and a binary trigger.
people, we need fully fuctional black powder full auto AR
its black powder so legal in most states
>Sniiiiiiff
How about we take the KSG and instead of 12ga we make one feed tube .410 and the other .45?
Pass me a bump
*sniiiiiiiiif*
Alright fuck all these binary triggers that's played out. We need quadrinary triggers for all guns ASAP.
>Gentlemen welcome, everyone take a line and let's get to work designing the next Kel-Tec firearm.
A semi-automatic revolver chambered in 327 federal magnum with a 10 shot cylinder.
twisted gun that can be shot sideways. need to tap into that moron market, move some units and drop a 5.7 gatling gun
Wafer-thin, single-stack, 5.7 pistol for concealed carry.
>need to tap into that moron market,
But could this alienate our larger established target demographic? The one that actually pays for their guns?
>Wafer-thin, single-stack, 5.7 pistol for concealed carry.
LPC but 50% smaller firing FMJ .17 mach 2.
These would be practical and easy to make, GTFO
OK
so like, the Taurus Curve, but- nananananah, but like, the whole gun is a holster AND a belt. in 10MM.
$130 back then is like $4,000 now. WTF?
GUYS
Squad automatic weapon in 4.6 HK
.50 AE evans
*sniff*
OK
SO LIKE, IT'S A 4-SHOT BELT BUCKLE GUN CHAMBERED IN .410
What about a gun that has a trigger for each barrel, and they can slot into other guns and because they're not rifled barrels they're not violating NFA and you can make a punching glove out of 4, and it shoots up to 45acp and we call it the knuckle duster because you get powder on your hand when you're punching the wall?
How about if we just make the m43 again?
I will never forgive keltec for never giving us the M43 as a consumer available product
>George Kellgren caresses a waffle iron in the shadows
Ah-haha… yes… all is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.
Sharps rifle but obrez'd
.50 ae quad barrel derringer
Okay.
We made a shotgun that feeds from two tubes.
We made a pistol & rifle that feeds from a p90 magazine.
Why don't we make a pistol that feeds from two p90 magazines, but one of the p90 mags faces backwards and works as a stock even though it isn't a stock?
A sten but semi auto and chambered in 12 guage, made with as little metal and as much waffle iron polymer as possible
Dual magazine polymer bolt action .22
a single shot 22.
not reloadable.
They ship you a .22 diameter tube, a hammer and a nail, goodluck
Two shot break open 9mm pistol that costs 80 dollars
30-06 bolt action with two barrel options.
First barrel is 1 in 7 twist, 24 inches, used for 130 grain speedster rounds or 190 big berger Bois.
Second barrel is 1 in 3 twist and uses a knockoff petaling round equivalent to the 8.6 blackout. It's about 12 inches.
It has tactical rails and a trigger safety,so it's savage 110 tactical-esque.
The other is a 6.8 western rifle with a drop cylinder in either an 18 or 24 inch barrel.
For me, it's the Omani desert camouflage.
A glock clone that has interchangeable parts with real glocks but with proprietary magazines.
a nail gun that works off 22 blanks
>Skis down the slope
Alright fuckers listen up.
MARKETS. MARKETS PEOPLE, WHAT HAVE WE NOT TAPPED INTO YET?
skeet and trap shooting gentlemen.
But I want polymer, I want steel shot, but only takes 2" shells no chokes and have the empty shells shoot out so aggressively the hail of the fuckers would buckshot the gay.
Now would you get Rickey to snag another fucking brick while we wait on the gravy train?
Fun fact, I took this photo
>cut off the muzzle on the right
>a bit too grainy
>good color
>nice lighting
>nobody in frame
It’s pretty good, B tier
Rail gun barrel + normal gunpowder for twice as fast bullet
Forward-ejecting self-emptying revolver with quick-change cylinders for fast reloads.
Belt. Fed. Shotgun. And it folds in half, sideways. Both ways.
A .410 2 shot derringer. Carbine version coming Q3 of 2024
I dream of the day when Kel-Tec wins a contrsct to build the next US service rifle.
P90 up-scaled to fit .300bo and a .50bmg DMR sell as a package to "operators"
>no pubes
disgusting
no you
Lever action revolver chambered in 40-70 but instead of operating the lever, you tilt the whole gun forward and back up
>357mag
>Semi auto
>Bullpup
>Forward blowback (blowfoward? Backwards blowback?)
>Integrally suppressed
>Bottom ejecting
>Polymer frame
>5 rails
>Carry handle
>No safety
This was the PrepHole makes a gun masterpiece that resulted from replies on the post.
I imagine one would need a shitton of paperwork to actually buy this, but TBF i think it's kinda kino.
I also forgot to mention:
>11mm dovetail on the top
>Integrated front grip
>Backwards bayonet thing that can be stabbed in to the shooters shoulder for maximum stability
Obviously samefagging here, so here are the top, bottom, and isometric views.
the only truly weird thing keltec has made is the RDB-S
People like 10mm. Let’s enlarge the cp33 and advertise it as the only triple stack 10mm on the market.
A modernized STEN using polymer and aluminum that takes glock mags
Guy 1:The built in suppressor has a muzzle brake with threading to attach another suppressor on the end which (if they use one of our proprietary models) includes another muzzle break with threading to attach another suppressor.
Guy 2: b-bu-but...
Guy 1: To answer your question: Its suppressors and muzzle brakes all the way down. You can hit some 1,000 yards away by stabbing them.
Guy 2: ...stabbing?
Guy 1: The last muzzle break includes a mount for a bayonet.
I want a pcc in .25 acp, that uses a helical magazine. They are the only ones I think that could ever pull it off
Integrally suppressed 9mm flobert pistol, detachable box mag forward of the trigger.
This is a keltec shill/marketing thread
Every keltek I've owned has been a massive piece of shit with glaring flaws
Fuck this fucking company
>hating on keltec
Are you gay or something?
I love my CP33, I expected it to be a jam-o-matic but I've only had trouble with wax coated .22 when left in the magazines for any length of time.
>*snort*
Okay... just a regular AR15 style rifle BUT the buffer tube has a quick change mechanism that replaces the buffer tube with a fleshlight.
hybrid-cased 5.7 at 80k psi, out of a mp7 clone
If we don't do it then Hipoint will beat us to it!
> 25 acp pcc with
>lever actuated charging handle like in lever action rifles
> a top mounted dual magazine setup and offset sights
Dual magazine pic related
You "open the lever, pull out the magazine/ magazines, put in new ones, close the lever
>*sniiiiff*
Okay gents, I'm thinking it's time to give up on accuracy and focus on the cool factor. I'm thinking about an AR15 pistol with a quick detach barrel, and having proprietary magnesium-lined 8.5inch barrels to throw as much fireball and sparks downrange as possible.
*Snoooooooort!
Ah, that's good stuff.
Alright.
A internal box magazine fed .308 lever action.
We'll have a polymer stock and frame with a stainless steel barrel.
Hold on; I need another bump.
Alright.
We'll also sell it as "optics ready" by which I mean we cut costs by having it have no rear sight, just a top rail, but the top rail is split down the middle and there is a front sight, so one COULD aim down the rail, using it as a rear sight.
THE PrepHoleUBE HAS SPOKEN!
We just have to make sure that the rail is spring-loaded with a riser so you can use it with NODs.
Integrally suppressed KS7 that feeds reliably
Bullpup.pump action 357 magnum carbine with a tube magazine.
Market them to lawful citizens that live adjacent to Black-infested areas.
Call it the “Reparations Dispenser”.
Okay so we copy the vector's action, but we mix it with a rotating lug assembly so we can fire rifle caliber,
next we use all that free space that the vector wastes and turn it into an ultra-compact bullpup where it takes the record for world's longest buttstock.
Revolver in cased telescoped 5.56
Pump action rifle in cased telescoped 5.56
Squad automatic weapon in cased telescoped 4.6 HK with 1000 round nutsack
a yessss, now let's get to the business of discussing the 45-70 hornet project
Break action combination gun with 12 gauge barrel and 50 bmg barrels
Let's be reasonable
How 'bout a triple barrel 23mm shotgun along with a double barrel version for those trying to save a bit.
No no no no no no no no no no. Wait, the *SNIIIIFFF* the action should break to the SIDE. Like, we can sell that shit as ambi, AR guys would eat it up. And you can switch the breaking to either side.
Nononono
*SNIIIFFFFF SNORT , SPIT, COUGH COUGH, * SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
AAAAAAHHHH
>A polymerframed Bullpup drilling
> with 2 10 gauge barrels and a
>50 beowulf barrel under the twin 10gauge barrels
> and aN OPTIONAL 22lr barrel hidden in a rib.
The gun is opened by sliding it forward
Rail systems everywhere to ensure tactical solutions to tactical problems
>Bullpup drilling
*SNIFFFFF*
Fuck yeah fund it.
OK, now let's talk.
Two words. SHUT THE FUCK UP! LISTEN! TWO FUCKING WORDS!
k98 and 20mm.
THAT IS TWO FUCKING WORDS FRANK, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Okay, now the k98 is a hell of a rifle, but it could be better. Get rid of that wood for some sexy fucking milled aluminum. Make it look real sci-fi like and lightweight.
30 inch long barrel.
FUCK YOU FRANK!
*snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
I SAID FUCK YOU FRANK!
20mm man, fuck I love 20mm. Hispano cannons bro. FUCK. I have a hard on - when are the hookers getting here?
*eyes frank in silence for a few moments - Frank says nothing and averts his eyes*
All right - remember last meating where we decided stripper clips were for fags? ENBLOC bitches.
But why? Why?
WHY FRANK?
Shut the fuck up frank.
*room dead silent*
WRONG FRANK!
I WANT TO HEAR THE FUCKING PING WHEN I'VE SHOT 8 FUCKING ROUNDS THROUGH THE ENGINE BLOCK OF THAT FUCKING MINIVAN THAT CUT ME OFF LAST WEEK!
OK... whew... I'm winded.
*hookers arrive*
Consider: Short recoil, toggle-locked, bullpup takedown rifle with a detachable box magazine for any round in the 7.62 x 51mm rimless case family. We need to put more steps in between hiking up the mountain and shooting an elk.
No you absolutely *SNIIIIFFF* cocksucker it has to be belt-fed, that's the new craze with zoomers. ARE YOU FUCKKNG BLIND? Liste, we just need to belt-feed that shit and we're good to go.
Pump action shotguns work well with rimmed shells Let's just use the same mechanism to make a ksg in 45-70 but beefed up a bit.
*SNIIIIFFF*
Okay, fuck, Jesus that's good.
Alright, okay, so...an RUB, an upward-ejecting bullpup with an integral...*SNIIIIFFF*...okay yeah so the upward ejection fires the shell into a shop-vac with a mount for a 1913 rail on the cheek-weld space on the stock that goes into a proprietary *SNIIIIFF* pack that they have to buy separately. And so we put an integral silencer, we 3D print some proprietary shit, into the shop vac so the operator can discreetely harvest the brass from the upward-ejection. Yeah and so *SNIIIIFFF* we ship the pack with firmware that locks that fucker so they have to send it in to us to get the brass back, but we don't give the brass back to those fuckers.
12-round top-break revolver in .22 mag with an option to swap the cylinder for 8 rounds of 5.7x28; picatinny top and bottom.
We ship it with an A2 grip and we're good.
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssnif
Bro you're so fucking close. We'll make a revolver thats got like wagon wheels and meshing together like that stupid video game and it'll spin the 2 wheels as you shoot and you can reload both and it'll be faster than semi auto and we'll make it in like 12 different calibers yeah .22 short, 22 mag, not long rifle fuck that everyone hates that caliber, then we'll do 9mm, 45, and like 350 legend or whatever the nerds in marketing say is hot right now.
FUCK brainwave we'll make it so you can swap out cylinders and the grip can me made out of plastic you can just bolt on new grips and panels bro.
*SNIIIIFFF* IS ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING BOARDROOM LISTENING TO ME??? TWO WORDS:
BELT.
FED.
UNDERSTAND?
*SNIIIIFFF*
THAT'S CALLED MARKET FUCKING RESEARCH.
I've eaten off a belt before when I took some slut out to sushi but she was a fucking dumbass and didn't like guns I got up and left she can eat sushi off a belt thats a stupid fucking idea and you need to get your head examined if you think food, guns, or anything good comes on belts. Even my fucking audi uses chains for everything. god dammit your'e stupid this company is stupid and going nowhere without my LEADERSHIP
HOLY FUCK
*SNIIIIFFF*
I actually have to spell it out for you: We go belt fed so those same sushi sluts can paint the fucking bullets all multicolored with their nail polish and post it on instagram. We nail that niche, and we're rolling the dough.
Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
I really have it this time: a bullpup with the trigger...in the MIDDLE of the action.
we have been selected as the winners of the the L85A4 upgrade program contract.
>Lever action keltec 777
>detachable mag tubes
>mag tubes attach and stablize by magnets
Thoughts
copper is magnetic.
Need new ammo with different jacket
Titanium
Nein copper, lead, and brass are fine
why magnets? just make them rock & lock like bizon mags.
better idea:
>KSG with top mounted mag tubes that reload like a p90
Double barreled bullpup pump action rifle chambered in something hilariously large, fed from detachable box magazine.