Katana Sisters always losing

Do they ever catch a break?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drop the sword
    >Taser actively deployed, permitting no muscle control
    Cops can't in to physiology

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Also,

      props to actually tazing the kid and not just ventilating him. also where did the one cop get hit? they put the TQ all the way up at the bicep lol

      Actual props are for dropping the dude and not instinctively switching target to the doggo.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question. Why don't cops use katanas more often? They are more effective than tasers and nobody is going to charge a guy with a katana. Just unsheathing it would be enough to subdue most criminals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too offensive in the eyes of the public.
      I'm serious. Moreover, sword skills ain't that easily taught compared to Gun fu.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To use effectively, katanas have a prerequisite language proficiency in Japanese.
      To understand why the man in your picture can wield one so well, observe:

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >katana means "sword" in Japanese

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6sT2wLa.jpg

      To use effectively, katanas have a prerequisite language proficiency in Japanese.
      To understand why the man in your picture can wield one so well, observe:

      One of the best bad movies ever.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    props to actually tazing the kid and not just ventilating him. also where did the one cop get hit? they put the TQ all the way up at the bicep lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the kids moms.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't a cop, that was the 911 caller. Her and her daughter almost got turned in to sushi by the samurai. She got slashed in the arm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >props to actually tazing the kid and not just ventilating him
      they would have if they felt the slightest bit threatened by him that's how serious they took this guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Also,
      [...]
      Actual props are for dropping the dude and not instinctively switching target to the doggo.

      Both of these, not immediately shooting him and the dog

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who doesn't want to open Youtube, here is the description to explain the incident:

    Los Angeles, California — On October 18, 2022, around 11:20 p.m., Wilshire Patrol officers responded to the 1200 block of Victoria Ave for a radio call of an Assault with a Deadly Weapon in progress, the suspect is armed with a sword at the location. Upon officer’s arrival they observed 23-year-old Eric Herrera walking in the middle of the street holding a sword. Officers attempted to de-escalate the situation and gave Herrera verbal commands to put the weapon down. Herrera refused to cooperate with the officer’s commands as he approached officers with sword in hand.

    The officers utilized less lethal force and a taser was deployed. Herrera was taken into custody without further incident. During the incident, officers made contact with the victim (Herrera's Mom) who was suffering from numerous lacerations to her arm from the Herrera’s sword. The officers quickly rendered aid and applied a tourniquet to the victim’s arm. The Los Angeles Fire Department responded and transported the victim to a local hospital. She is listed in stable condition. Officers arrested Herrera for 664/187PC- Attempt Murder, with a bail of $100,000

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That dude didn't get into his fighting stance at all.
    Where is the mountain stance?
    Could had tanked or defected the Taser prods if he did so.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he took up an iado stance he'd have been able to slice the wires of the tazer midair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh, mountain stance is for unarmed attacks only, it gives you 1d8 damage and forceful, nonlethal, and unarmed traits.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the video of the demoman with the claymore going full Kang Arther of the Roundabout?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he slice the taser wires with the swords before the prongs made contact?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His stance is all wrong.

      if he took up an iado stance he'd have been able to slice the wires of the tazer midair.

      Won't work without the scabbard.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's subway katana man to defend people against this guy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      drowned in a lake on his quest for pussy lmoa

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >quest for pussy
        dicky, I think.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teleports sword back into hand at 0:18
    Nothin' personal, kid.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck was he attacking his mother with weeb shit? did she run out of tendies?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Domestic disputes are always over the dumbest shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was endlessly mocking his sword, saying it had never even been unsheathed. His father had unsheathed his sword on Thier first date, and her son is a disapointmemt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His younger brother Tyler was being annoying and making whistling noises while he was unboxing the katana. His brother's bitchy announcement that the plastic is in fact tape and his mother's stupid questions drove him over the edge. Now, the Hanwei Practical XL katana must taste blood.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its tape

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weebmorons got btfoed
    haha nice

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get tased and falls straight down, swords in hand crossed on chest.
    Literally watching an anime movie scene.

    Let me take my resurrection stance while I regain my power

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