Jonestown Escape

It's the day before the suicide. The last pre-1980s gun you shot is what you just stole (with plenty of ammo) from the Jonestown armory. You have contacts outside who can extract you, but you have to get past security and to the jungle first. How fucked are you?
>VZ-58
I like my chances.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SKS Yugo
    Dunno... there were 32 firearms (in addition to crossbows) confiscated, which was not disproportionate for a community of 1,000 people. I wonder if there's a list of them somewhere. I'll try to find it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I'm just fuckin' around and posting fun hypotheticals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well if you've got a VZ-58 you'd probably have a chance.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kentucky .50 percussion pistol
    fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Challenge Mr. Muggs to a duel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      https://i.imgur.com/9j0vtEe.jpg

      It's the day before the suicide. The last pre-1980s gun you shot is what you just stole (with plenty of ammo) from the Jonestown armory. You have contacts outside who can extract you, but you have to get past security and to the jungle first. How fucked are you?
      >VZ-58
      I like my chances.

      >Remington 870 Wingmaster
      Could be worse. If I stay inside until I can make it to the jungle my odds are alright.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Found 'em! There are all the firearms confiscated at Jonestown. There's a couple of .380 rifles, an M1 Garand, some .30-06 rifles. And shotguns and pistols.

    https://jonestown.sdsu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Serial-1681-04.pdf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. Would've expected more M1 carbs. and a few Garands.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My mistake. I said Garand when it was a carbine. Also .308s. I'm making typos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I forget about how (relatively) old Ruger is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is not a vast arsenal. The last pre-1980 gun I shot was a M-14 (not a M1A, mind you) so it’s probably fine but you could probably just walk out with no shooting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Branch Davidians were much better armed then them.

        Jones had a fucked-up family background growing up in Indiana during the Great Depression with a Klansman father who lived off meager disabilities (which wasn't a lot) because his lungs had been destroyed by mustard gas burns in WWI. His mother was a deadbeat. So he wandered around his hometown as a butt-naked hellraiser torturing animals. Got picked up by local Pentecostals and became enthralled by religion (with a fascination of the morbid side of it) where he was having religious ceremonies for roadkill. Then got into political ideologies and went far left to rebel against his surroundings.

        Goes to Communist Party meetings in Indianapolis. That's busted up by McCarthy. He goes back to religion, becomes a revivalist preacher in Indianapolis and gets involved in the civil rights movement, then moves to San Francisco and grows the church into a local political force that's connected with politicians and fuses socialism with Pentecostalism and the black church. They even had a choir:

        Then he gets caught exposing himself to an undercover vice cop. Also having lots of sexo with his cult followers. Time to move to Guyana.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine how amped up those guys on the runway must have felt after lighting up the plane with a hail of gunfire?

    The adrenaline rush must have been insane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Add in the knowledge of killing a congressman and basically inviting the wrath of America.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruger Security Six
    I would have preferred a long gun, but at least it's concealable.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But anon why would I want to escape? This is the final test.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to chug Flavor Aid with a bunch of black grandmas, or hang out on Guyana's beaches

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take #1 & #7. How much for the evening my good sir?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These are does, not bucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >morons
        Gross.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6 could be my mommy can I have her please

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, it may be just a .22 but YEEHAW!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mosin nagant

    I think i can make it out with the power of stalin by my side.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Jim Jones was a commie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A rather utopian and anti-materialist one though who believed in the power of sparkle magic and drank kool-aid instead of vodka so I think anon will do alright with his Mosin.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How fucked are you?
    Not fucked at all. After drinking the complimentary kool aid, I would just casually walk out the.....

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hide and wait for everyone to off themselves
    >leave

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just escape into the jungle and hide. If someone comes near me, I shoot them.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AR

    I’ll finish up here, then point me at Heavens Gate.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1911 with 10 rd mag
    I just low crawl out into the woods at night.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1911. Ok game on

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