I hate these fricking skinny pants so much but it's near impossible to buy another type in my shithole town when they're in fashion because everyone must absolutely wear the same shit all the time. One time I couldn't even buy black pants because black was not in. They have shelves upon shelves of the same shit because everyone wants exactly that. I hate normalhomosexuals so much.
The only people who can hike in jeans are those that run cold and only women and homosexuals run cold. If you’re a warm blooded alpha male you need something that breathes.
This I literally will hike pantless with my wiener flopping out to assert pure alpha dominance on the trail. When I have to piss on the trail I will do it only 6-12 feet from the trail itself I do not care I am alpha and the woods are my home as far as I'm concerned
You're just a weak pussy. We used to fight fires in jeans and a long sleeve shirt under our nomex, then have to sleep in that shit when it was cold and our clothes were soaked in sweat.
I can tell none of you gays actually go outside. >restricts movement >sweaty in the summer >cold in the winter >no ventilation >tear easily >soak up rain and sweat like a sponge >take 10 years to dry >make you cold as frick with all the moisture in them >0 useable pockets
>"bb..bbb..but they are le based!!!1!!"
COTTON KILLS
>I can tell none of you gays actually go outside.
If brother wants to go for a half hour fricking hike in jeans, let him. Some of us live thirty minutes from national parks and when you're that close to nature there's no reason a leisurely walk with in jeans is a bad thing. If he decides to go on multi-day hikes or long camping trips then he'll buy something nicer.
>30 minute hikes are n-not PrepHole
If you hike an hour per week over a year you're still getting more fresh air than the guy who camps once a year over a weekend. Leisure PrepHole is still PrepHole.
You cant do it in your head in 3 seconds? leave to go camping after work on friday, back home similar time on sunday, call it 48 hours.
vs an hour a week for 52 weeks per year.
who tf lives next to a national part and only hikes for 30 minutes? even then depending where you are you can get lost easily or the weather can change. people that hike in jeans should fricking die.
I wear cotton work pants and they work great, honestly if it rains so much that I'd need waterproof pants I'd have filled those frickers with sweat already anyway.
I am an unapologetic sweatpants enthusiast
I enjoy the superior comfort of they provide, every single day of my life.
however, if Innawoods for more than a short walk, or at work. it's combat/work pants.
for their far superior moisture resistance
>the simp jeans wearer Vs. The CHAD overalls enoyer
Only ascended level above is coveralls
Jeans like that are restrictive, if you actually went PrepHole you'd know that.
I hate these fricking skinny pants so much but it's near impossible to buy another type in my shithole town when they're in fashion because everyone must absolutely wear the same shit all the time. One time I couldn't even buy black pants because black was not in. They have shelves upon shelves of the same shit because everyone wants exactly that. I hate normalhomosexuals so much.
I buy jeans from yurup that has elastic as well as a crotch gusset. Can do a full pajeet squat without crushing my balls at all.
Tighter jeans are usually made with some elastic
I can tell you don't hike in anything but a marked trail on a sunny summer day
boomers be like
The only people who can hike in jeans are those that run cold and only women and homosexuals run cold. If you’re a warm blooded alpha male you need something that breathes.
If you don’t hike naked you’re a worthless subhuman homosexual and you deserve to be raped. moron.
can't rape me if I'm wearing my belt
This I literally will hike pantless with my wiener flopping out to assert pure alpha dominance on the trail. When I have to piss on the trail I will do it only 6-12 feet from the trail itself I do not care I am alpha and the woods are my home as far as I'm concerned
>implying that he doesn't SHIT within 6-12 feet of the trail
You're just a weak pussy. We used to fight fires in jeans and a long sleeve shirt under our nomex, then have to sleep in that shit when it was cold and our clothes were soaked in sweat.
But anon what about the pockets where will you keep your corn nuts and 3 monsters
I can tell none of you gays actually go outside.
>restricts movement
>sweaty in the summer
>cold in the winter
>no ventilation
>tear easily
>soak up rain and sweat like a sponge
>take 10 years to dry
>make you cold as frick with all the moisture in them
>0 useable pockets
>"bb..bbb..but they are le based!!!1!!"
COTTON KILLS
>I can tell none of you gays actually go outside.
If brother wants to go for a half hour fricking hike in jeans, let him. Some of us live thirty minutes from national parks and when you're that close to nature there's no reason a leisurely walk with in jeans is a bad thing. If he decides to go on multi-day hikes or long camping trips then he'll buy something nicer.
>30 minute hikes are n-not PrepHole
If you hike an hour per week over a year you're still getting more fresh air than the guy who camps once a year over a weekend. Leisure PrepHole is still PrepHole.
also
>cold
moron
>0 useable pockets
double moron
>COTTON KILLS
triple moron
You're better than this, PrepHole.
>If you hike an hour per week over a year you're still getting more fresh air than the guy who camps once a year over a weekend.
Is that right? Any autists or Chinese wanna check that math?
You cant do it in your head in 3 seconds? leave to go camping after work on friday, back home similar time on sunday, call it 48 hours.
vs an hour a week for 52 weeks per year.
What is 52-48 Anon, we know you can do it.
wow you’re a moron.
who tf lives next to a national part and only hikes for 30 minutes? even then depending where you are you can get lost easily or the weather can change. people that hike in jeans should fricking die.
I wear cotton work pants and they work great, honestly if it rains so much that I'd need waterproof pants I'd have filled those frickers with sweat already anyway.
How do we feel about hiking in sweat pants? The nice ones with pockets
if you are a lazy Black person then go ahead, or get some actual hiking trousers and shorts like a self respecting adult. your choice
I am an unapologetic sweatpants enthusiast
I enjoy the superior comfort of they provide, every single day of my life.
however, if Innawoods for more than a short walk, or at work. it's combat/work pants.
for their far superior moisture resistance