I've recently learned a vampire moved in nearby. What weapons are effective? I'm just a normal guy.

I've recently learned a vampire moved in nearby. What weapons are effective? I'm just a normal guy.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires can only enter a home if they get invited. You are already not going outside so just don't invite them and you will be fine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      vampires aren't real. it would be obvious if someone only went out at night and didn't have a reflection in the mirror. plus it wouldn't work in modern society. like how are we supposed to get birth certificates and social security numbers or driver's licenses? have you seen a DMV office open at night? stop watching and reading horror stuff. vampires are a myth

      Dude, vampires only exist in books and movies. In real life, there are no vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc., so don't even worry about it.

      I have concerns about the length of these anons' canine teeth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a vampire, what the hell are you even talking about?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is incorrect and that tv show was gay.

      vampires aren't real. it would be obvious if someone only went out at night and didn't have a reflection in the mirror. plus it wouldn't work in modern society. like how are we supposed to get birth certificates and social security numbers or driver's licenses? have you seen a DMV office open at night? stop watching and reading horror stuff. vampires are a myth

      You're a vampire

      https://i.imgur.com/OmUKiGi.jpeg

      I've recently learned a vampire moved in nearby. What weapons are effective? I'm just a normal guy.

      Vampires hate sunlight, holy water, and nature (wooden stakes are normally used cause trees are the easiest nature things to make weapons out of, but bamboo will work, too). If you find a blessed tree or blessed wooden weapon that would be optimal, but you have other options. Be sure to stock up on garlic.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    vampires aren't real. it would be obvious if someone only went out at night and didn't have a reflection in the mirror. plus it wouldn't work in modern society. like how are we supposed to get birth certificates and social security numbers or driver's licenses? have you seen a DMV office open at night? stop watching and reading horror stuff. vampires are a myth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I wouldn’t worry about it…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, modern cameras and mirrors aren't made using silver, and it was that those mirrors that didn't have their reflection. Modern mirrors are often made with aluminum as that is cheaper and more relfective.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nothing is more reflective than silver

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >we

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >we

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to peter Vincent, the great vampire killer. If anyone can help it would be him

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Someone show him the brick pilled post.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >western vampires
    A brick
    >eastern vampires
    Marriage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Marriage
      tell me more about this vampire marriage thing...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's super hot.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is that supposed to be an anime reference or is this some improv cringe? What is the source material?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The characters in the image are from the Monogatari series. The main character has a normal-ish girlfriend but before he met her he became soulbound to a 600 year old shape shifting vampire, who now resides in his shadow. Because the normalgay gf is aware of and accepts this arrangement she's seen as a bit of a cuckqueen by some fans.
            If you like vampire moves give the Kizumonogatari trilogy a watch sometime, they're the first chronological entry in the overall series even if they came out like 10 years after it started airing.
            The format is a reference to some cuck on twitter or something idk

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/g3DgZcz.jpeg

            The characters in the image are from the Monogatari series. The main character has a normal-ish girlfriend but before he met her he became soulbound to a 600 year old shape shifting vampire, who now resides in his shadow. Because the normalgay gf is aware of and accepts this arrangement she's seen as a bit of a cuckqueen by some fans.
            If you like vampire moves give the Kizumonogatari trilogy a watch sometime, they're the first chronological entry in the overall series even if they came out like 10 years after it started airing.
            The format is a reference to some cuck on twitter or something idk

            Of course you all would make this about cucking.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Is that supposed to be an anime reference
            Yes, tourist.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of the Sacraments and its holy nature is sure to purify any vampire you might come across.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      western vampires: also marriage
      >She swallowed the blood in little mouthfuls, slowly and carefully, like a connoisseur tasting a wine from Xeres or Syracuse. Gradually her eyelids half closed, and the pupils of her green eyes became oblong instead of round. From time to time she paused in order to kiss my hand, then she would recommence to press her lips to the lips of the wound in order to coax forth a few more ruddy drops. When she found that the blood would no longer come, she arose with eyes liquid and brilliant, rosier than a May dawn; her face full and fresh, her hand warm and moist—in fine, more beautiful than ever, and in the most perfect health.

      >‘I shall not die! I shall not die!’ she cried, clinging to my neck, half mad with joy. ‘I can love thee yet for a long time. My life is thine, and all that is of me comes from thee. A few drops of thy rich and noble blood, more precious and more potent than all the elixirs of the earth, have given me back life.’

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, vampires only exist in books and movies. In real life, there are no vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc., so don't even worry about it.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bleh!!!
    (I saved the thread for you by making it /k/).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm this case, probably some 7.62 full fricking NATO should be pretty effective against it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You high or sumthing? It flies 800km/h and has 4 x 20mm cannons. Your rifle ain't gonna cut it.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    best sex I ever had was with a vampire.
    Is she hot?
    you ever seen that Lucy Lu movie Rise.... it was just like that scene. frick the thought our warm sticky blood mingling while she rode me still gets me rock hard.

    I miss the old days

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow points dipped in a mix of holy water, garlic and grinded white oak shavings. Also, get a UV light for your weapon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, get a UV light for your weapon.
      But then my pants and hands will glow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the powdered silver.

      The only people who would "forget" the powdered silver are vampyres.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Look OP it's the 21st century. You aren't a 15th century man at arms with a rusty iron pole hook.

    1 set up some scouts to monitor the local transient population. They will be the first targets as they won't be missed.

    2 follow the vampire back to the nest

    3 killdoze the nest at noon

    Set up some entries to monitor sewer points around the nest for a few weeks and mop up survivors, and remember, fire cleanses all.
    If your worried about home defense I can offer you a professional assessment of your needs and equipment, my days are booked but I would be delighted to stop by your house after dinner any night.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're not invited!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's quite rude of you, anon. He was just trying to offer some neighborly help, and you reject him like that? What would your mother think of such manners?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SPEARS!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fricking lies the pilum was a throwing weapon

      imagine treying to argue a spear with a lead shaft could be used in melee

      it was deliberately designed to disable gallic shields you fricks

      god i hate you wall

      >frick captcha

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The pilum was designed to break after impact so the enemy couldn't thrown it back.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A battery operated humidifier filled with Holy water.
    Anti vampire gas grenade.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you have to stab them in the bunghole with your pp.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    8mm mauser, kurz and 9mm luger

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no need to be an anti-semite

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iLBXsR5.gif

      Learn the Ripple and punch it, homosexual

      best answers itt

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What weapons are effective?
    >Crucifixes and Holy Water
    Easily accessible and works to fight off the demonic essences of a Vampire. May be ineffective against major Vampires
    >Stake and Machete
    Have ready should you need to kill one. Vampires are dormant when sleeping and a stake through the heart and decapitation will kill even the strongest Vampire.
    >Garlic
    Wards off Vampires but is not effective against stronger ones
    >Salt
    Keep on hand and throw in front of a Vampire. Most Vampire autistically count grains of salt throw in front of them. Use Rice on Chinese variants
    >Know your surroundings
    If chased at night cross a stream or creek. Vampires are unable to cross running water unless there is access to a bridge.
    >Know your allies
    Make sure to vet all people you invite to your house. Vampires cannot enter your home uninvited. This will keep you safe from strangers but should a friend become a vampire they can still enter your home
    >Silver
    Silver is known for it purifying properties and as such is dangerous to Vampires and Werewolves alike. Use cutlery as a melee weapon. If possible fasten silver bullets and keep on hand for taking care of the undead with holy lead.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alot of gold/silver shops will sell "junk silver" basically just old coins that use to be silver but arent a full oz. This is a pretty easy affordable way to make silver 12ga ammo.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Useful against werewolves, but will only temporarily hurt vampires

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Learn the Ripple and punch it, homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but then it cuts your head off with laser vision and steals your body, bad plan

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And then later it ends up with STANDO POWAH. Bad plan all around, accelerants and fire are the ticket, if it walks, flies, or crawls, fire will take care of it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dio survived being burnt to a crisp and having the burning mansion collapse onto him right after becoming a vampire.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pipe bomb with blessed tungson ball bearings.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Don’t mess with vampires. Just be a good Christian and they literally can’t touch you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What if I want them to touch me?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just a quick test for everyone ITT, what does this image make you feel?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's just an image, anon. Not sure what it's of, but it makes me feel nothing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Feels good. I kinda wanna forge a sword on a day when the sun looks like this, and dip the hot steel blade in ocean water.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Uneasy and slightly itchy - I don't like bright things like that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna praise the Lord.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      slightly anxious: a bandit might be coming at us from therein and we'd be none the wiser.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      praise it
      the life giver
      the night ender
      the BOB

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i legit hate the sun

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cause she's a
    Vampire, vampire
    Hotter than a campfire
    Strolling through the city
    Her heart has got no pity for you
    Vampire, vampire
    Sparkle like a sapphire
    Strutting through the ghetto
    A sexy black stiletto, she's a
    Vampire, vampire

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires are weak to wiener.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Throw grains of rice on the floor in front of them.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just take off your glasses and use that family heirloom fruit knife of yours.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mass media propaganda and divisive language

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >a vampire moved in nearby

      First off, how do you know it's a vampire?

      Did your interest rates go up?
      Is your home being foreclosed upon?
      Did your credit score take a hit?
      Was there a bat mitzvah performed?

      Huh, I have an urge to rewatch Blade now

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a ship?

    If you're not a ship, make sure not to be in any tall or wide buildings just in case it's an older Vampire that might mistake your hiding spot for a carrier.

    Wait for the blast when the Vampire hits something and you'll be safe.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why, i would use my reproductive organ of course.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a vampire moved in nearby

    First off, how do you know it's a vampire?

    Did your interest rates go up?
    Is your home being foreclosed upon?
    Did your credit score take a hit?
    Was there a bat mitzvah performed?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if its a female vampire the answer is definitely, 100% your dick
    if not, garlic because its good

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You should move, once a family moves in more usually follow, I heard that real state agencies rent places to that kind of people to drive the value down and buy cheap, they are nothing but trouble those nampires

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The blood israelite fears the stake. Leave some stakes and garlic around their porch to let them know their presence isnt tolerated and you are willing to escalate to lethal force if they frick with your town

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doc did nothing wrong

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doc was too based for his fellow moronic townspeople. He deserved better than vampire sympathizer friends

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you're in England, just call Westminster palace about that. You should see a police girl with a weird left arm show up to mop up the place. If in LA, if the vampire sounds like Bender, have a beer with him and shoot the shit about the nightlife.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are no such thing as Vampires. There are mong lived, they don't drink blood and most/all of them go to church on Sundays and live very quiet lives aside from sleeping for months. You can find them but they will shut you down and get you to frick off pretty quick and vanish again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you tell me more? I've seen you post on this subject in the past but you didn't reply to me then.

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