>Is your spouse into guns just as much as you are anon? And if so, was it before you two met or after?
Not as much but she does shoot and carry regularly.
After for sure. She was completely antiguns when we met.
Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true. Find one that's of moderately high intellect and present the facts: >women are much more likely to experience violent sexual assault as adults than men >many violent crimes could be deterred or stopped by presenting or using a firearm >children who are abducted with violence are often targeted when in the care of women >protection of children when men are away necessitates a force multiplier and firearms are the greatest force multiplier a human can wield in the home
As long as she's not a "la la la I can't hear you so that's not true" level of ideologue, she'll come around. Even if she doesn't love guns and shooting, she'll understand the need to learn and participate. Some women do enjoy the sport after a while and some don't but as long as they understand and learn what they need to defend themselves and your kids, you're golden. However, if you chose your mate unwisely then there isn't much you can do.
>Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true
they do though, provided you like it enough. My old man, and several people I know got wives who began liking sports with them.
It's down to how ashamed you are of your hobbies, how passionate you are, and how you carry yourself.
If your wife doesn't respect you, and you can't back up your personal beliefs well, then she won't come around.
I took her shooting innawoods for our second date then we debated politics in between making out and watching a meteor shower over the range.
Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true. Find one that's of moderately high intellect and present the facts: >women are much more likely to experience violent sexual assault as adults than men >many violent crimes could be deterred or stopped by presenting or using a firearm >children who are abducted with violence are often targeted when in the care of women >protection of children when men are away necessitates a force multiplier and firearms are the greatest force multiplier a human can wield in the home
As long as she's not a "la la la I can't hear you so that's not true" level of ideologue, she'll come around. Even if she doesn't love guns and shooting, she'll understand the need to learn and participate. Some women do enjoy the sport after a while and some don't but as long as they understand and learn what they need to defend themselves and your kids, you're golden. However, if you chose your mate unwisely then there isn't much you can do.
This guy has it right though.
My wife's a smart girl and those are exactly the points I made. Also talked about the animal welfare benefits of hunting vs factory farming because she was a vet student and I figured that meant animal lover.
She was initially scared of guns but overtime I helped her get over it and now she's equally into guns as I am. She knows they're apart of my life and they're not going anywhere so she figured she might as well hop on board.
There's plenty of functional differences. You're just focused on hips and ass. I don't blame you, I fucking love a fat ass. But I still recognize that the product is an amalgamation of the sum, not one aspect.
She’s not into guns and is vaguely anti-gun in a non-political “can’t we all just get along” kind of womanly way. As long as she doesn’t interfere with my interests, doesn’t bother me that she doesn’t share them. I married her because I wanted a woman, not a range bro.
>General Nose: Listen here, Sharpe. It is with great displeasure I must appoint a commoner to this mission to save the Spanish spy’s daughter. But… you’re my best officer. >Sharpe: Oi, a good business that. And an honor a’course, sir. I shant let His Majesty down. >General Nose: This is Major Betrayal. He must accompany you, Sharpe. See he isn’t accosted and obey his every command. >Sharpe: Sir? The dogs aary arse! >Nose: Enough of your insubordination! >Betrayal: Mmmmhhhhmmmmm I can assure you gentlemen, uncouth behavior is unbecoming of nobleman of my birth. You shall behave Sharpe, and be bettered for it. >Sharpe: I’ll get yer Princess, ay. And your Spymaster had better deliver the resupply routes. Or I’ll find em.
>Oi, a good business that. And an honor a’course, sir. I shant let His Majesty down.
Sharpe would never say that, he always quietly seethes that he's constantly given impossible shit jobs that every other sane mad considers suicidal
>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays >Small skirmish between the British and French >Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire >They win the skirmish >Messenger on horseback approaches >"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent" >"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now" >Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent >His spymaster of the day is there >As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord >"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him >Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man >"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun" >Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission >"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot" >"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir" >A few battles happen on the way to the objective >Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively >They fuck >"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!" >"LOOK OUT SIR" >Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe >Ducos appears >"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis" >"Bloody Ducos" >Battle happens >Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun >Wellington arrives >"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again" >Sharpe and his men march into the sunset >THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>Sharpe expects three or four shots a minute >seven barrels
Well, he probably fires once every minute and a half, considering he only has to prime and aim once.
>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays >Small skirmish between the British and French >Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire >They win the skirmish >Messenger on horseback approaches >"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent" >"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now" >Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent >His spymaster of the day is there >As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord >"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him >Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man >"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun" >Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission >"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot" >"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir" >A few battles happen on the way to the objective >Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively >They fuck >"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!" >"LOOK OUT SIR" >Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe >Ducos appears >"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis" >"Bloody Ducos" >Battle happens >Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun >Wellington arrives >"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again" >Sharpe and his men march into the sunset >THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
https://i.imgur.com/cxyg99J.png
>On sighting a Sharpe thread I naturally gave the order to post, that's my style sir.
Upon seeing La Aguja I instantly coomed and posted a reply despite having nothing on my brain, that's my style, sir
>2013, March but snow still on the ground because based Yorkshire Dales >get to Catterick on day 0 of infantry basic >be in Rifles training company >most of the DS are 4 Rifles so some old RGJ etc etc etc 95th Rifles culture >put us in a room because they don't know what to do with us on the first afternoon, it's not time to collect linen yet >begin instilling regimental culture by making us watch Sharpe episodes on VHS on some old CRT TV that has been moved from block to block since like 1995 >it's time to get linen or do some other admin, don't really remember >no its not so they make us run laps of the block while they figure out what to do >eventually platoon serjeant shows up and lets them fuck with us for a little while longer before going to do first bits of admin
Not the first time I had seen Sharpe but most of the other guys probably hadn't seen it.
No, but she tolerates it and doesn't give me shit about it.
I think the main factor is that she's afraid of loud noises, she also doesn't enjoy fireworks or flip-top bottles that *could potentially* be making a popping noise.
bro did you miss the part with the popping bottles?
Short of getting a Welrod there is nothing that would be quite enough for her.
I already tried with an airshit revolver, but that was still too much.
She's big into guns, but finds talking about them online silly, so knows nothing about memes but everything about the manual and extremely niche mechanical elements of every single weapon she's ever owned. She was actually way more into guns than me before we met, and even now I don't think I'm at her level of sheer 'tism.
My spouse was not into guns when we met, but is into conspiratorial thinking, and now appreciates having her own collection of small arms protecting her from the WEF.
My then-girlfriend was indifferent about guns since she hailed from an area in Sonora where there was lots of cartel activity and random executions, and always wanted to carry a gun but could never because of Mexico's retarded gun laws. You'd think with having friends murdered by sicarios would make you want to own a weapon but Mexico is a culturally wacky (read captcha: WHAKY) place.
Once I married her and she got her green card, I bought her a P365XL and now she begs me to got shooting at least once a month. Feels great man
Young buck anon here, how did you guys reveal your powerlevel to your date? Was it a gradual reveal or just a plop your dick on the table type Ala "baby this my arsenal" type shit? >t. I've had bad dates in the past flip shit
Why did he cheat on her?
One does not simply You and Me.
upgrades
Because the author divorced one wife and got another.
He had already fucked the girl before he met Theresa so it doens't count, he's just retreading old ground.
There's no amount of cum I wouldn't rub on those titties
Is that Elizabeth Hurley?!
Because it was written during a time when men cheating on their woman was seen as based and chadlike instead of degenerate and immoral.
Too much cum, not enough brains. Plus it's Liz Hurley at her prime.
>Why British soldier do wrong thing
Indian hands typed this post.
>You’re Indian if you can quote Wellington
It seems British education is really just about reviling British heroes, after all.
Poo in loo.
Idk but he’s a damn fool. She was best girl.
Upon seeing La Aguja I instantly coomed and posted a reply despite having nothing on my brain, that's my style, sir
Carry on
God tier post sir.
*inhales*
good man
I hate the fact they defended Rothschilds
Seemed pretty neutral on them. Hell even naming them at all seems to be against their interests
They hinted that the Rothschild are trannies and fund all wars. I’d call that a pretty based point to sneak into your story
>Is your spouse into guns just as much as you are anon? And if so, was it before you two met or after?
Not as much but she does shoot and carry regularly.
After for sure. She was completely antiguns when we met.
How'd you change her mind?
rape correction
Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true. Find one that's of moderately high intellect and present the facts:
>women are much more likely to experience violent sexual assault as adults than men
>many violent crimes could be deterred or stopped by presenting or using a firearm
>children who are abducted with violence are often targeted when in the care of women
>protection of children when men are away necessitates a force multiplier and firearms are the greatest force multiplier a human can wield in the home
As long as she's not a "la la la I can't hear you so that's not true" level of ideologue, she'll come around. Even if she doesn't love guns and shooting, she'll understand the need to learn and participate. Some women do enjoy the sport after a while and some don't but as long as they understand and learn what they need to defend themselves and your kids, you're golden. However, if you chose your mate unwisely then there isn't much you can do.
>TLDR choose your mate wisely
Yeah no shit.
>Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true
they do though, provided you like it enough. My old man, and several people I know got wives who began liking sports with them.
It's down to how ashamed you are of your hobbies, how passionate you are, and how you carry yourself.
If your wife doesn't respect you, and you can't back up your personal beliefs well, then she won't come around.
I took her shooting innawoods for our second date then we debated politics in between making out and watching a meteor shower over the range.
This guy has it right though.
My wife's a smart girl and those are exactly the points I made. Also talked about the animal welfare benefits of hunting vs factory farming because she was a vet student and I figured that meant animal lover.
She was initially scared of guns but overtime I helped her get over it and now she's equally into guns as I am. She knows they're apart of my life and they're not going anywhere so she figured she might as well hop on board.
>scribble tattoo
shitty wife
Well she's not a pregnant Anne Frank so agreed
With that ass she's not even a butterface. But good to see another married anon here.
>She knows they're apart of my life
Why would you oust yourself as a filthy no guns
Thats a man.
Looks like a chud
I love that trannies psyopped you gays into having a mental breakdown over every woman you see
>woman
There are women with flat chests and small asses. Pornogrqphic depictions of women are not representative of all women.
Just the hot ones.
There's functionally no difference between an ugly woman and a chud. I would never stick my dick in either.
There's plenty of functional differences. You're just focused on hips and ass. I don't blame you, I fucking love a fat ass. But I still recognize that the product is an amalgamation of the sum, not one aspect.
Did she have an ND and shoot her ass off?
>overtime
>apart of my life
Shame orthography doesn't seem to be one.
She’s not into guns and is vaguely anti-gun in a non-political “can’t we all just get along” kind of womanly way. As long as she doesn’t interfere with my interests, doesn’t bother me that she doesn’t share them. I married her because I wanted a woman, not a range bro.
I'm seeing a girl who loves guns. We go shooting together regularly
>On sighting a Sharpe thread I naturally gave the order to post, that's my style sir.
Slaves, cotton and molasses sir
Never ceases to make me chuckle
>General Nose: Listen here, Sharpe. It is with great displeasure I must appoint a commoner to this mission to save the Spanish spy’s daughter. But… you’re my best officer.
>Sharpe: Oi, a good business that. And an honor a’course, sir. I shant let His Majesty down.
>General Nose: This is Major Betrayal. He must accompany you, Sharpe. See he isn’t accosted and obey his every command.
>Sharpe: Sir? The dogs aary arse!
>Nose: Enough of your insubordination!
>Betrayal: Mmmmhhhhmmmmm I can assure you gentlemen, uncouth behavior is unbecoming of nobleman of my birth. You shall behave Sharpe, and be bettered for it.
>Sharpe: I’ll get yer Princess, ay. And your Spymaster had better deliver the resupply routes. Or I’ll find em.
>Oi, a good business that. And an honor a’course, sir. I shant let His Majesty down.
Sharpe would never say that, he always quietly seethes that he's constantly given impossible shit jobs that every other sane mad considers suicidal
>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
>Small skirmish between the British and French
>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
>They win the skirmish
>Messenger on horseback approaches
>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
>"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
>Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
>His spymaster of the day is there
>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him
>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man
>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
>Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
>A few battles happen on the way to the objective
>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
>They fuck
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
>"LOOK OUT SIR"
>Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
>Ducos appears
>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
>"Bloody Ducos"
>Battle happens
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
>Wellington arrives
>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>They fuck
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
Kino.
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
Its great every time
But how does he fully reload this thing in battle?
>But how does he fully reload this thing in battle?
He doesn't
seven times slower than a musket
Its more club than gun anyway
But it's actually seven muskets
Well you COULD just reload one barrel and have it still work. But he's shown firing all seven multiple times per battle
>Sharpe expects three or four shots a minute
>seven barrels
Well, he probably fires once every minute and a half, considering he only has to prime and aim once.
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAH" BANG
Except that one time he went "ah" BANG
We don't talk about that time.
God. Save. Ireland.
Say it, filth.
Apologise to Starstreak, filth.
S-sorry starstreak.
LOUDER
I'M SORRY STARSTREAK
lmao
Why are Sharpe threads routines the best on any board they are on?
Because kino
Too ancient for zoomers, so unlike other threads they're not chock-full of underage gays.
Same as with every other good kind of thread.
I was ambush. Not my fault. Terribly ambush at Kharkiv. By Black African-Ukrainians! Not my fault!
BEST
BROWN
PAPER
I don't get this one
Just Hagman being an old countryman.
Don't forget the paraffin oil
>2013, March but snow still on the ground because based Yorkshire Dales
>get to Catterick on day 0 of infantry basic
>be in Rifles training company
>most of the DS are 4 Rifles so some old RGJ etc etc etc 95th Rifles culture
>put us in a room because they don't know what to do with us on the first afternoon, it's not time to collect linen yet
>begin instilling regimental culture by making us watch Sharpe episodes on VHS on some old CRT TV that has been moved from block to block since like 1995
>it's time to get linen or do some other admin, don't really remember
>no its not so they make us run laps of the block while they figure out what to do
>eventually platoon serjeant shows up and lets them fuck with us for a little while longer before going to do first bits of admin
Not the first time I had seen Sharpe but most of the other guys probably hadn't seen it.
Based. Reminds me of watching “Band of Brothers” while rigged up and waiting to jump.
I wish I could watch BoB again for the first time.
No, but she tolerates it and doesn't give me shit about it.
I think the main factor is that she's afraid of loud noises, she also doesn't enjoy fireworks or flip-top bottles that *could potentially* be making a popping noise.
....ok. have you considered introducing her to silenced weapons/silencer supported weapons?
bro did you miss the part with the popping bottles?
Short of getting a Welrod there is nothing that would be quite enough for her.
I already tried with an airshit revolver, but that was still too much.
She's all ready for you to beat her, might as well start
She's big into guns, but finds talking about them online silly, so knows nothing about memes but everything about the manual and extremely niche mechanical elements of every single weapon she's ever owned. She was actually way more into guns than me before we met, and even now I don't think I'm at her level of sheer 'tism.
Why does it sound like she carries the bigger guns around the house?
My spouse was not into guns when we met, but is into conspiratorial thinking, and now appreciates having her own collection of small arms protecting her from the WEF.
My then-girlfriend was indifferent about guns since she hailed from an area in Sonora where there was lots of cartel activity and random executions, and always wanted to carry a gun but could never because of Mexico's retarded gun laws. You'd think with having friends murdered by sicarios would make you want to own a weapon but Mexico is a culturally wacky (read captcha: WHAKY) place.
Once I married her and she got her green card, I bought her a P365XL and now she begs me to got shooting at least once a month. Feels great man
yeah
Young buck anon here, how did you guys reveal your powerlevel to your date? Was it a gradual reveal or just a plop your dick on the table type Ala "baby this my arsenal" type shit?
>t. I've had bad dates in the past flip shit
5th date was a trip to the range, the fact that she even agreed to go made her 10000x better than any other woman I've dated (she is now my wife)
By being honest and upfront about it.
If she runs, it wasn't meant to be anyway.
This goes for anything (except your porn habits).
>Implying I have a spouse
I just discovered Sharpe about a month ago, awesome series. Really loved it. Older media really was just better