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Is your spouse into guns just as much as you are anon? And if so, was it before you two met or after?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he cheat on her?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One does not simply You and Me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      upgrades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the author divorced one wife and got another.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He had already fricked the girl before he met Theresa so it doens't count, he's just retreading old ground.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's no amount of cum I wouldn't rub on those breasts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Elizabeth Hurley?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was written during a time when men cheating on their woman was seen as based and chadlike instead of degenerate and immoral.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too much cum, not enough brains. Plus it's Liz Hurley at her prime.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why British soldier do wrong thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Indian hands typed this post.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You’re Indian if you can quote Wellington
          It seems British education is really just about reviling British heroes, after all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Poo in loo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk but he’s a damn fool. She was best girl.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Upon seeing La Aguja I instantly coomed and posted a reply despite having nothing on my brain, that's my style, sir

    Carry on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God tier post sir.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *inhales*
      good man

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the fact they defended Rothschilds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seemed pretty neutral on them. Hell even naming them at all seems to be against their interests

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They hinted that the Rothschild are trannies and fund all wars. I’d call that a pretty based point to sneak into your story

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Is your spouse into guns just as much as you are anon? And if so, was it before you two met or after?
    Not as much but she does shoot and carry regularly.
    After for sure. She was completely antiguns when we met.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How'd you change her mind?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rape correction

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true. Find one that's of moderately high intellect and present the facts:
        >women are much more likely to experience violent sexual assault as adults than men
        >many violent crimes could be deterred or stopped by presenting or using a firearm
        >children who are abducted with violence are often targeted when in the care of women
        >protection of children when men are away necessitates a force multiplier and firearms are the greatest force multiplier a human can wield in the home
        As long as she's not a "la la la I can't hear you so that's not true" level of ideologue, she'll come around. Even if she doesn't love guns and shooting, she'll understand the need to learn and participate. Some women do enjoy the sport after a while and some don't but as long as they understand and learn what they need to defend themselves and your kids, you're golden. However, if you chose your mate unwisely then there isn't much you can do.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >TLDR choose your mate wisely
          Yeah no shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true
          they do though, provided you like it enough. My old man, and several people I know got wives who began liking sports with them.
          It's down to how ashamed you are of your hobbies, how passionate you are, and how you carry yourself.
          If your wife doesn't respect you, and you can't back up your personal beliefs well, then she won't come around.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I took her shooting innawoods for our second date then we debated politics in between making out and watching a meteor shower over the range.

        Everyone is going to say shit like "they just conform to what you like" which isn't true. Wives don't start liking football or Nascar so no reason to think that's true. Find one that's of moderately high intellect and present the facts:
        >women are much more likely to experience violent sexual assault as adults than men
        >many violent crimes could be deterred or stopped by presenting or using a firearm
        >children who are abducted with violence are often targeted when in the care of women
        >protection of children when men are away necessitates a force multiplier and firearms are the greatest force multiplier a human can wield in the home
        As long as she's not a "la la la I can't hear you so that's not true" level of ideologue, she'll come around. Even if she doesn't love guns and shooting, she'll understand the need to learn and participate. Some women do enjoy the sport after a while and some don't but as long as they understand and learn what they need to defend themselves and your kids, you're golden. However, if you chose your mate unwisely then there isn't much you can do.

        This guy has it right though.
        My wife's a smart girl and those are exactly the points I made. Also talked about the animal welfare benefits of hunting vs factory farming because she was a vet student and I figured that meant animal lover.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She was initially scared of guns but overtime I helped her get over it and now she's equally into guns as I am. She knows they're apart of my life and they're not going anywhere so she figured she might as well hop on board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >scribble tattoo
      shitty wife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well she's not a pregnant Anne Frank so agreed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With that ass she's not even a butterface. But good to see another married anon here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >She knows they're apart of my life
      Why would you oust yourself as a filthy no guns

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Tbvl4iz.jpg

        Thats a man.

        I love that trannies psyopped you homosexuals into having a mental breakdown over every woman you see

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >woman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are women with flat chests and small asses. Pornogrqphic depictions of women are not representative of all women.
        Just the hot ones.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's functionally no difference between an ugly woman and a troony. I would never stick my dick in either.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's plenty of functional differences. You're just focused on hips and ass. I don't blame you, I fricking love a fat ass. But I still recognize that the product is an amalgamation of the sum, not one aspect.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did she have an ND and shoot her ass off?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >overtime
      >apart of my life
      Shame orthography doesn't seem to be one.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She’s not into guns and is vaguely anti-gun in a non-political “can’t we all just get along” kind of womanly way. As long as she doesn’t interfere with my interests, doesn’t bother me that she doesn’t share them. I married her because I wanted a woman, not a range bro.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing a girl who loves guns. We go shooting together regularly

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >On sighting a Sharpe thread I naturally gave the order to post, that's my style sir.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Slaves, cotton and molasses sir

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never ceases to make me chuckle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >General Nose: Listen here, Sharpe. It is with great displeasure I must appoint a commoner to this mission to save the Spanish spy’s daughter. But… you’re my best officer.
    >Sharpe: Oi, a good business that. And an honor a’course, sir. I shant let His Majesty down.
    >General Nose: This is Major Betrayal. He must accompany you, Sharpe. See he isn’t accosted and obey his every command.
    >Sharpe: Sir? The dogs aary arse!
    >Nose: Enough of your insubordination!
    >Betrayal: Mmmmhhhhmmmmm I can assure you gentlemen, uncouth behavior is unbecoming of nobleman of my birth. You shall behave Sharpe, and be bettered for it.
    >Sharpe: I’ll get yer Princess, ay. And your Spymaster had better deliver the resupply routes. Or I’ll find em.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Oi, a good business that. And an honor a’course, sir. I shant let His Majesty down.
      Sharpe would never say that, he always quietly seethes that he's constantly given impossible shit jobs that every other sane mad considers suicidal

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
    >Small skirmish between the British and French
    >Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
    >They win the skirmish
    >Messenger on horseback approaches
    >"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
    >"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
    >Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
    >His spymaster of the day is there
    >As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
    >"Sharpe, this is Lord Fricksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him
    >Lord Frickworth insults him for being a poorgay but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man
    >"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
    >Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
    >"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
    >"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
    >A few battles happen on the way to the objective
    >Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
    >They frick
    >"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
    >"LOOK OUT SIR"
    >Lord Fricksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
    >Ducos appears
    >"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
    >"Bloody Ducos"
    >Battle happens
    >Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
    >Wellington arrives
    >"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
    >Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
    >THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They frick
      >"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
      >THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
      Kino.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
      Its great every time
      But how does he fully reload this thing in battle?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >But how does he fully reload this thing in battle?

        He doesn't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        seven times slower than a musket

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its more club than gun anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But it's actually seven muskets

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well you COULD just reload one barrel and have it still work. But he's shown firing all seven multiple times per battle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sharpe expects three or four shots a minute
        >seven barrels
        Well, he probably fires once every minute and a half, considering he only has to prime and aim once.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAH" BANG
      Except that one time he went "ah" BANG
      We don't talk about that time.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God. Save. Ireland.
    Say it, filth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
      >Small skirmish between the British and French
      >Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
      >They win the skirmish
      >Messenger on horseback approaches
      >"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
      >"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
      >Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
      >His spymaster of the day is there
      >As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
      >"Sharpe, this is Lord Fricksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him
      >Lord Frickworth insults him for being a poorgay but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man
      >"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
      >Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
      >"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
      >"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
      >A few battles happen on the way to the objective
      >Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
      >They frick
      >"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
      >"LOOK OUT SIR"
      >Lord Fricksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
      >Ducos appears
      >"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
      >"Bloody Ducos"
      >Battle happens
      >Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
      >Wellington arrives
      >"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
      >Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
      >THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...

      https://i.imgur.com/cxyg99J.png

      >On sighting a Sharpe thread I naturally gave the order to post, that's my style sir.

      Upon seeing La Aguja I instantly coomed and posted a reply despite having nothing on my brain, that's my style, sir

      Carry on

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Apologise to Starstreak, filth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      S-sorry starstreak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LOUDER

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'M SORRY STARSTREAK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/whOv13o.jpg

      S-sorry starstreak.

      lmao

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Sharpe threads routines the best on any board they are on?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too ancient for zoomers, so unlike other threads they're not chock-full of underage homosexuals.
      Same as with every other good kind of thread.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was ambush. Not my fault. Terribly ambush at Kharkiv. By Black African-Ukrainians! Not my fault!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BEST
    BROWN
    PAPER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just Hagman being an old countryman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the paraffin oil

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2013, March but snow still on the ground because based Yorkshire Dales
    >get to Catterick on day 0 of infantry basic
    >be in Rifles training company
    >most of the DS are 4 Rifles so some old RGJ etc etc etc 95th Rifles culture
    >put us in a room because they don't know what to do with us on the first afternoon, it's not time to collect linen yet
    >begin instilling regimental culture by making us watch Sharpe episodes on VHS on some old CRT TV that has been moved from block to block since like 1995
    >it's time to get linen or do some other admin, don't really remember
    >no its not so they make us run laps of the block while they figure out what to do
    >eventually platoon serjeant shows up and lets them frick with us for a little while longer before going to do first bits of admin

    Not the first time I had seen Sharpe but most of the other guys probably hadn't seen it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Reminds me of watching “Band of Brothers” while rigged up and waiting to jump.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could watch BoB again for the first time.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, but she tolerates it and doesn't give me shit about it.
    I think the main factor is that she's afraid of loud noises, she also doesn't enjoy fireworks or flip-top bottles that *could potentially* be making a popping noise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ....ok. have you considered introducing her to silenced weapons/silencer supported weapons?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie did you miss the part with the popping bottles?
        Short of getting a Welrod there is nothing that would be quite enough for her.
        I already tried with an airshit revolver, but that was still too much.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's all ready for you to beat her, might as well start

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's big into guns, but finds talking about them online silly, so knows nothing about memes but everything about the manual and extremely niche mechanical elements of every single weapon she's ever owned. She was actually way more into guns than me before we met, and even now I don't think I'm at her level of sheer 'tism.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it sound like she carries the bigger guns around the house?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My spouse was not into guns when we met, but is into conspiratorial thinking, and now appreciates having her own collection of small arms protecting her from the WEF.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My then-girlfriend was indifferent about guns since she hailed from an area in Sonora where there was lots of cartel activity and random executions, and always wanted to carry a gun but could never because of Mexico's moronic gun laws. You'd think with having friends murdered by sicarios would make you want to own a weapon but Mexico is a culturally wacky (read captcha: WHAKY) place.
    Once I married her and she got her green card, I bought her a P365XL and now she begs me to got shooting at least once a month. Feels great man

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Young buck anon here, how did you guys reveal your powerlevel to your date? Was it a gradual reveal or just a plop your dick on the table type Ala "baby this my arsenal" type shit?
    >t. I've had bad dates in the past flip shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      5th date was a trip to the range, the fact that she even agreed to go made her 10000x better than any other woman I've dated (she is now my wife)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      By being honest and upfront about it.
      If she runs, it wasn't meant to be anyway.
      This goes for anything (except your porn habits).

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying I have a spouse

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just discovered Sharpe about a month ago, awesome series. Really loved it. Older media really was just better

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