>Race: white >Age: 19 >Height: 6' >Weight: 190 >hat: green normal hat >Coat: realtree hoodie >Shirt: t-shirt with: "if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight" written on it >Pants: cargo pants >Shoes: some running shoes idk >Weapon: automatic ar 15 >What robber said: IHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRIST
The amount of ignorance to basic shit genuinly pisses me off and I feel that if someone is incapable of proper firearm semantics then they should have their rights to purchase firearms revoked until they can pass a 50 question test with 70% correct or more about firearm models, actions, calibers, and parts.
As the pigs like to say, ignorance is not a defense.
>Race: Demon (looks like a small white girl) >Age: looks 10, probably 2000 years old >Height: 4'2" >Weight: 170lbs, each breast appearing to weigh 50lbs each >Hat: Wizard cap >Coat: Covered in stars >Shirt: N/A >Pants: N/A >Shoes: N/A >Weapon: Lever action rifle >Said: "Best platform on the market" and "I am legal, trust me"
What did this inner city gentleman with a pendant for the good old times exclaim when he entered the establishment of a somewhat disreputable renown brandishing his weapon?
My stats >race: kinda israelitey >age: either 17 or 35 >height: 6'1" lanklet >weight: dyel >hat: n/a >tie: n/a >coat: flecktarn parka >shirt: ukiyo-e t-shirt >pants: these really comfy grey slim fit pants >shoes: Adidas >gun: some 100-year-old .32 pistol >what robber said: no idea, simultaneously slurred, stammered, and talked too fast
>race: white >age: 30s >height: 5'11" >weight: thin and sickly >hat: black leather stetson >tie: black bandana >coat: browm leather jacket >shirt: blue flannel shirt >pants: wool with suspenders >shoes: boots with spurs >gun: Borchardt C93 >what robber said: "YOU BORROWED MONEY FROM LEOPOLD STRAUSS"
>Race: Black >Age: 30s >Height: 5'10" >Weight: 180 >Hat: black do-rag >Tie: N/A >Coat: dark grey trenchcoat >Shirt: Kevlar vest >Pants: Dark blue, loose >Shoes: White sneakers >Weapon: double-barrel shotgun >What robber said: "Y'all need to open this door, man, before I start to huff and puff"
>Race: Black >Age: 14-16 >Height: 5'6" >Weight: 180 >Hat: black do-rag >Tie: N/A >Coat: Hoodie >Shirt: NASA emblem >Pants: Black sweats >Shoes: New red sneakers w/ no creases >Weapon: Glock >What robber said: Gimme the money homie or Imma shoot you in da face.
Zoomers have to be shown what US currency looks like...
>Race: Hwite
>Age: 25
>Height: 6'3
>Weight: 250
>hat: N/A
>Coat: N/A
>Shirt: N/A
>Pants: N/A
>Shoes: N/A
>Weapon: Single Barrel shotgun
>Race: white
>Age: 19
>Height: 6'
>Weight: 190
>hat: green normal hat
>Coat: realtree hoodie
>Shirt: t-shirt with: "if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight" written on it
>Pants: cargo pants
>Shoes: some running shoes idk
>Weapon: automatic ar 15
>What robber said: IHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRISTIHATETHEANTICHRIST
Was memt for OP, just stole the format and got the Id in. Yes I am moronic no need to tell me.
Time for you to taste dick.
touch grass
Rude
>sawed off rifles
>pump action shotgun
>ar15 automatic rifle
The amount of ignorance to basic shit genuinly pisses me off and I feel that if someone is incapable of proper firearm semantics then they should have their rights to purchase firearms revoked until they can pass a 50 question test with 70% correct or more about firearm models, actions, calibers, and parts.
As the pigs like to say, ignorance is not a defense.
>sawed off rifles
>all shotguns
>rifles
>single shotgun
shiggy
>Race: Demon (looks like a small white girl)
>Age: looks 10, probably 2000 years old
>Height: 4'2"
>Weight: 170lbs, each breast appearing to weigh 50lbs each
>Hat: Wizard cap
>Coat: Covered in stars
>Shirt: N/A
>Pants: N/A
>Shoes: N/A
>Weapon: Lever action rifle
>Said: "Best platform on the market" and "I am legal, trust me"
>trust me
I dont trust women.
Who robs someone with a fricking hunting rifle?
>Race:
White
>Age:
34
>Height:
5'2"
>Weight:
280
>hat:
Trilby
>Coat:
Trench
>Shirt:
Green Triforce
>Pants:
Cargo Shorts
>Shoes:
Checkerboard Vans
>Weapon:
Katana
>What Robber Said:
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT b***h
positively nostalgic
Speaking of Pizza; how can one take a Papa Johns slice and turn it into an MRE-ready portion? How does one make papa johns "shelf stable" foodstuff?
has anyone in a suit n tie ever robbed a papa johns?
one wonders
I mean their range of skin colors ranges between half-Italian and Mexican so it's not exactly a paragon of accuracy
Only in flawlessly executed takeover robberies a la Heat. Sean it happen all too often
That's an over under not a single barrel papa john! Now the perp'll get off.
Imagine being the bandit who robbed a stagecoach with a lever-action rifle and when you broke open the strongbox all you found was shitty pizza
>Race: black
>Age: 17
>Height: 5'7"
>Weight: 310lbs
>Hat: grey CSA kepi
>Coat: grey CSA officer's greatcoat
>Shirt: white
>Pants: grey
>Shoes: N/A
>Weapon: sawed-off Enfield Pattern 1853 automatic musket
What did this inner city gentleman with a pendant for the good old times exclaim when he entered the establishment of a somewhat disreputable renown brandishing his weapon?
>DA civil war WUZ ABOUT STATES' RITES, MUHFUGGAS. Now gimme dat pizza.
My stats
>race: kinda israelitey
>age: either 17 or 35
>height: 6'1" lanklet
>weight: dyel
>hat: n/a
>tie: n/a
>coat: flecktarn parka
>shirt: ukiyo-e t-shirt
>pants: these really comfy grey slim fit pants
>shoes: Adidas
>gun: some 100-year-old .32 pistol
>what robber said: no idea, simultaneously slurred, stammered, and talked too fast
>race: white
>age: 30s
>height: 5'11"
>weight: thin and sickly
>hat: black leather stetson
>tie: black bandana
>coat: browm leather jacket
>shirt: blue flannel shirt
>pants: wool with suspenders
>shoes: boots with spurs
>gun: Borchardt C93
>what robber said: "YOU BORROWED MONEY FROM LEOPOLD STRAUSS"
>Race: Black
>Age: 30s
>Height: 5'10"
>Weight: 180
>Hat: black do-rag
>Tie: N/A
>Coat: dark grey trenchcoat
>Shirt: Kevlar vest
>Pants: Dark blue, loose
>Shoes: White sneakers
>Weapon: double-barrel shotgun
>What robber said: "Y'all need to open this door, man, before I start to huff and puff"
Is someone robbing Papa John's with a goddamn Mare's Leg?
>Race: Black
>Age: 14-16
>Height: 5'6"
>Weight: 180
>Hat: black do-rag
>Tie: N/A
>Coat: Hoodie
>Shirt: NASA emblem
>Pants: Black sweats
>Shoes: New red sneakers w/ no creases
>Weapon: Glock
>What robber said: Gimme the money homie or Imma shoot you in da face.
Jesus Christ, America.
iTT: 3 letter agency data mining
I love how it implies some papa john's robbers wear suit and ties.