It's over, Anglos

The British are getting annihilated by V1s and V2s. I expect this war to be over by the end of 1944. How can you cope, bongs?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ohnonono, did we got too cocky alliesbros?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bulgesisters, the Germans are counterattacking in Belgium. Did we overextend our supply lines?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    V1 was the pulsejet right?
    How did it manage to fly so long with that amount of fuel?
    Every single pulse jet i have seen people make suck fuel like crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      V1 rocket sites were in northern France just across the channel. They weren't long range by any means. That was what the V2 was for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its still like 100 miles to london from the closest point
        I guess the mil jets are just better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >That was what the V2 was for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      London to Calais is less than 100 miles as the crow flies

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when video games treated WW2 like an actual conflict instead of a big dumb Hollywood action movie with TF2 cosmetics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody today is old enough to remember what a genuine great power conflict looks like, so they've only got big dumb Hollywood action movies for reference

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >big dumb Hollywood action movie
        That's exactly what every MOH and COD game was

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the explosions are just defective gas mains, keep calm and carry on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      remember when that apt building in Manhattan randomly exploded and they were like "yeah, bootleg gas line, don't worry about it lmao"
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_East_Village_gas_explosion?wprov=sfla1

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    Sorry what does this mean? This is a thread about the allies getting btfo by our V1, half of london is already damaged, tik tok alliefags

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >war will be over by chri-ACK!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love a well-placed V1.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What game is this tbh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a video game, it's actual footage from the front lines at Bahkmut

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Company of Heroes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hits the hospital
      Ironic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit like this makes me uninstall

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dont blob, simple as.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered trying to git gud?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        play a better WWII game instead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That Men of War or Call of Arms (WW2 version)? I tried to go back to them, I loved Men of War games (despite the autism fight over IP and shit) but I realised how awful some of the systems were. Like, I tried to play the WW2 Call of Arms map. Tells me to place defences. I have to go and find the items to pick up to construct them but they don't highlight when I click the 'highlight items' button because it has a inventory system. It took me 10 mins to find them, had to zoom right in and manually pick them. Then realised you gotta do so much micro managing to get the defences right. If they allowed you to click 'build' and then the AI went and gathered the required items, it'd be so much easier.

          I loved Assault Squad though since you're always attacking and you can get some really fun shit going. I used to love spawning the Elite units of whatever faction (Guards for USSR, Rangers for USA I think, SAS for UK... or was it Commandos I forget, Panzergrendiers for Germany etc) and then ripping out 50cals or pintle machine guns and raping because they have 5* with every weapon. Apart from Commandos...or SAS or whatever the UK ones that spawn with De Lisle Carbines which make no sense in a game where sound has no play in how the AI reacts. They only had 4*. Was never worth spawning them. USSR had the giant mortar, like 180mm mortar or something silly which was great fun to use. Think the Germans had a Tiger tank as their elite spawn unit. Japan had a Banzai wave I think?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That Men of War or Call of Arms (WW2 version)? I tried to go back to them, I loved Men of War games (despite the autism fight over IP and shit) but I realised how awful some of the systems were. Like, I tried to play the WW2 Call of Arms map. Tells me to place defences. I have to go and find the items to pick up to construct them but they don't highlight when I click the 'highlight items' button because it has a inventory system. It took me 10 mins to find them, had to zoom right in and manually pick them. Then realised you gotta do so much micro managing to get the defences right. If they allowed you to click 'build' and then the AI went and gathered the required items, it'd be so much easier.

          I loved Assault Squad though since you're always attacking and you can get some really fun shit going. I used to love spawning the Elite units of whatever faction (Guards for USSR, Rangers for USA I think, SAS for UK... or was it Commandos I forget, Panzergrendiers for Germany etc) and then ripping out 50cals or pintle machine guns and raping because they have 5* with every weapon. Apart from Commandos...or SAS or whatever the UK ones that spawn with De Lisle Carbines which make no sense in a game where sound has no play in how the AI reacts. They only had 4*. Was never worth spawning them. USSR had the giant mortar, like 180mm mortar or something silly which was great fun to use. Think the Germans had a Tiger tank as their elite spawn unit. Japan had a Banzai wave I think?

          Oh wait no that's Codename Panzers, isn't it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its Graviteam Tactics Mius Front/Tank Warfare Tunisia 1943-- they're basically the same game, but different theatres, Graviteam Tactics has way more DLC campaigns, though
            More artillery autism that should be humanly possible, but as long you learn that, the AI tends to managed themselves fairly well, and the chain of command is fully simulated-- because it takes a couple minutes to give a command via phone or radio lines, or longer by sending a runner, its basically impossible to micromanage things, and its all about pre-planning and giving your guys the best chance of success. So no having to worry about telling your guys to individually throw grenades, etc. because they'll fight fairly competently, provided you give them enough support, a good gameplan, and if they have decent moral
            High amounts of tank and vehicle autism too, if that's your thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brits (and PE) in CoH are cancer, please do uninstall and let the rest of us actually enjoy the game again after a decade of misery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know all these drone vids have given me a new perspective on RTS games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That split second pause after it hits the building and before it explodes

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the V-1. How useful was it? Seems kinda pointless for the payload and inaccuracy. V-2 at the very least is somewhat revolutionary even though practically useless for winning a war but it wins points for being really interesting and forward thinking. But again too expensive, small payload and inaccurate to be useful. Would the V-2 have been better with allied tech? I was thinking american electronics could make it more useful but i don't have much knowledge of that. But then again they had B-17's and B-29's for proper strategic bombing so what's the point?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would assume they're just cheap and spammable, without the risk of losing expensive bombers, fighter escorts, and all the personnel required to fill them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but it was 30 years too early.
        There really is no point in weapons like this if you can't hit shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would have been neat if it was prewar teach and they could saturate London with them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not very accurate - just accurate to hit *somewhere* in a large city shoot if off on the bearing with approximately enough fuel so the engine cuts over the target.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what's the point?
        >V1 = Vergeltungswaffen 1 = Vengeance Weapon 1

        Hitler got mad that the allies were dunking on his cities with bombers so he decided that if they blew up his shit he'd blow up their shit. The difference being that "most" of the allied bomber raids were on "factories" and "industrial complexes" to kneecap the german industry while ol' toothbrush-lip wanted to make the Brits seethe by plinking them with firecrackers hoping one would land in someone's ear and blow their head open.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The effect was pretty much the same, bombers proved themselves not capable of hitting anything smaller than a city anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The V stood for vengeance. They had no strategic purpose, just spite and terrorism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The real name is Aggregat 4.And it‘s
        Vergeltung not vengeance or do you really think they used the english word?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Vergeltung (in the negative sense) is distinct from Rache (“revenge”) in that there is an element of objective justice (rather than just personal, emotional justice)
          Cool.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat shit Fritz. I just saw the ghost of Croydon knock out one of these with his Spitfire over my house.
    Keep coping about winning.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oohhh noooooo daddy pweaes not V1 my anglo-saxon boipussy won't survive another impact of this manly, long, fat, bulging aryan rockeeeets ToT

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no no alliedsisters they said Germany's manufacturing has been disrupted but how could there be an entire factory making jet fighters still?!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hitlersisters... I just got my mobilization notice to the Eastern front

    Inb4 underage b&

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hypersonic missiles
    its over alliesbros...Xidolph Jinpler has advanced Deutschland too far...

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >galvanizes the entire free world and also russia against you

    nothing personal kiddo

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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